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(Edmonton Sun)   Cops search for stolen dog that happens to have just one testicle. "The fact that there's only one hanging will help identify this dog," a police spokesman said   (edmontonsun.com ) divider line
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2008-01-18 11:46:30 PM  
Not if he gets his neuticles first!
 
2008-01-18 11:55:49 PM  
They could have at least provided a police sketch of the testicle.
 
2008-01-19 12:09:58 AM  
Is the dog's name Lance?
 
2008-01-19 12:10:20 AM  
i'm sure the cops will do a thorough inspection of the dog's yam bag.
 
2008-01-19 12:11:11 AM  
Is the dog named "Lucky"?
 
2008-01-19 12:11:25 AM  
Chopper, sic ball.
 
2008-01-19 12:11:31 AM  
That article was just full of weird.
 
2008-01-19 12:11:43 AM  
Store manager Glenda Stride said the pup was worth $1,588.

Wonder how much he'd be worth if he had both?
 
2008-01-19 12:12:25 AM  
Doggone!
 
2008-01-19 12:12:40 AM  
The other one is still frozen to the porch.
 
2008-01-19 12:12:46 AM  
Mister Peejay: Is the dog named "Lucky"?

My vet has that ad in the office.
 
2008-01-19 12:13:34 AM  
bayoukitty: Store manager Glenda Stride said the pup was worth $1,588.

Wonder how much he'd be worth if he had both?


Two Armadas.
 
2008-01-19 12:14:38 AM  
Chinese dog...One Hung Lo
 
2008-01-19 12:15:04 AM  
Your dog wants stakeout.
 
2008-01-19 12:15:30 AM  
the puppy's name isn't Lucky or Lance... it's Lefty.
 
2008-01-19 12:15:51 AM  
He's a one-ball mutt and he's off to the rodeo

/obscure?
 
2008-01-19 12:16:07 AM  
who know who else only had one,,,,ahh, too easy
 
2008-01-19 12:25:37 AM  
Police are searching for a dog with one testicle name Max.

What's the name of his other testicle?
 
2008-01-19 12:28:22 AM  
Was the dog's name Sammy Small? Because he only had one ball (still that's better than none at all, so fark 'em all)?
 
2008-01-19 12:49:40 AM  
well, at least it's not my dog


/I'll keep my eye out for the one-balled dog though
 
2008-01-19 01:01:18 AM  
ha ha, I was screwed up on anatomy most of my childhood as our dog was born with just one nut. One BIG nut, but just one nut.
He was a show dog reject due to his, ahem, lacking. Great dog though.
 
2008-01-19 01:09:57 AM  
"Catch the ball, catch the ball."
 
2008-01-19 01:14:13 AM  
Hmmm...that reminds me, I have to make an appointment to see the ballcutter.
 
2008-01-19 01:26:57 AM  
dereksmalls: who know who else only had one,,,,ahh, too easy

Nice!
 
2008-01-19 01:31:18 AM  
Maybe his name is Ronald Reagan?

I think I might have you beat on the /obscure here RKTeuthis...

SLC Punk anyone?
 
2008-01-19 02:46:05 AM  
If he'd had both balls, would they not have bothered looking for him?
 
2008-01-19 07:09:59 AM  
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2008-01-19 07:20:05 AM  

Dear luigibrasile,

I'm about to go to bed, and that's officially creepy.

Thank You in advance for my impending nightmare,

TommyymmoT.

 
2008-01-19 07:57:34 AM  
Gyrfalcon: If he'd had both balls, would they not have bothered looking for him?

"Grande Prairie Police...how can I help you? Uh-huh. Mm-hmm. mmmmm...kay. Tell me ma'am, how many testicles did this dog have? ONE?!?"
 
2008-01-19 08:19:17 AM  
he'll be lucky if some ay-rab lets him finger his dog's arse fer a fiver

/obscure
 
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