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(Some +1 Guy)   Mace used at crowded party. Not the kind of mace you are thinking of. FLAIL   (nevadaappeal.com) divider line 193
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2008-01-18 12:10:24 PM  
+1. damn, smitty, i giggled so hard i could barely click the comments button.
 
2008-01-18 12:17:42 PM  
GREAT headline!!
 
2008-01-18 12:19:20 PM  
Don't mace me, bro!
 
2008-01-18 12:22:50 PM  
Friends, don't flail me now!
 
2008-01-18 12:24:32 PM  
It's already greenlit, but I'll give it another vote for making me laugh.

+1
 
2008-01-18 12:26:18 PM  
www.simpsoncrazy.com
 
2008-01-18 12:31:29 PM  
Someone got all medieval, It'll feel like a morningstar hit you the next day.
 
2008-01-18 12:32:02 PM  
Get the cat out of the bag and give him 20 lashes.

/The cat-o-nine tails was stored in a red baize bag.
 
2008-01-18 12:39:33 PM  
Nice one subby....that said:

i2.bebo.com
Not impressed.

/I've got my mace!
 
2008-01-18 01:05:43 PM  
Damn this is a good headline. I laughed until I cried like I had been maced. The other kind.
 
2008-01-18 01:12:32 PM  
img84.imageshack.us

Ron Burgundy: I saw that. Brick killed a guy. Did you throw a trident?
Brick Tamland: Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident.

img237.imageshack.us

/good headline, subby
 
2008-01-18 01:13:41 PM  
img337.imageshack.us
 
2008-01-18 01:28:17 PM  
candiedquince.ca
 
2008-01-18 01:42:43 PM  
FLIAL
 
2008-01-18 01:54:40 PM  
That was f*cking brilliant.

/I am f*cking eloquent.
 
2008-01-18 02:17:20 PM  
+1 on the headline.
 
2008-01-18 02:17:50 PM  
Very funny, subby. +1
 
2008-01-18 02:18:19 PM  
I hate how people mix up Mace and Flail. Like WTF was that with the Witch King vs. Eowyn?
 
2008-01-18 02:18:57 PM  
www.gonemovies.com
//On his ass, he will go medieval
 
2008-01-18 02:20:13 PM  
It's all about the Benjamins.

www.mtv.com
 
2008-01-18 02:20:47 PM  
Cudgel cut it out with the bad puns? Sheesh
 
2008-01-18 02:20:50 PM  
Was it a flail, a morningstar or a mace? A mace has no chain.
 
2008-01-18 02:21:14 PM  
Subby brought back a happy D&D memory. Thank you Subby!
 
2008-01-18 02:21:18 PM  
Brazilian assault trifecta in play?
 
2008-01-18 02:21:20 PM  
Must have been some flail. TFA says it hit about 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 nationals.
 
2008-01-18 02:21:23 PM  
Must have been a cleric.

\no blade weapons, you see
 
2008-01-18 02:22:08 PM  
2 damn seconds, janene1242.
 
2008-01-18 02:22:11 PM  
Mace of Disruption used to quell disruption?
 
2008-01-18 02:22:18 PM  
It's just a scratch!
 
2008-01-18 02:22:58 PM  
MasterThief

+1 (on all hit rolls)

/Unless your STR is less than 10, then bonus doesn't apply
 
2008-01-18 02:24:04 PM  
That's a good one, subby!

i5.photobucket.com
 
2008-01-18 02:24:37 PM  
Sounds like it was a really swinging party...
 
2008-01-18 02:24:37 PM  
img.photobucket.com
 
PJ-
2008-01-18 02:24:57 PM  
I really wonder what it takes for someone to pull out a flail and use it.

Was there and actual throw down of gauntlets or the slap across the face with a leather glove?
 
2008-01-18 02:24:59 PM  
z.about.com

best pic i could find
 
2008-01-18 02:25:03 PM  
Very nice headline, Sir.
/Bishop Odo of Bayeux
//hammered
 
2008-01-18 02:26:03 PM  
+1 subby!
 
2008-01-18 02:26:14 PM  
www.thesmokinggun.com

Mace has nothing on thousand years of power.
That belongs to giant wooden mallet.
 
2008-01-18 02:27:08 PM  
I swear sometimes people out there are just thinking of ways they can get on fark with a decent headline.
I bet there is a midget fortune teller out there planning his escape from prison just so some farker will write the headline, Small Medium At Large.
 
2008-01-18 02:27:13 PM  
OK let's get our terms straight...

www.weaponsemporium.com
If it's on a fixed shaft, it is a mace, also sometimes known as a "Holy water sprinker."

4imgs.com
If it is on a chain, is is a flail.
 
2008-01-18 02:28:07 PM  
gulag: Very nice headline, Sir.
/Bishop Odo of Bayeux
//hammered


*facepalm*

Damn you, I actually know what you're talking about!!! This is why I spend the end of every Saturday night crying while mastu...er, having sex w/a beautiful woman!!!
 
GCD
2008-01-18 02:28:41 PM  
The victim, a Brazilian national who was working in the United States, was driven to Barton Memorial Hospital by friends and then taken by Care Flight helicopter to Renown Regional Medical Center in Reno with a head injury, Reagan said.

So, what they're saying is the use of the helicopter was totally unnecessary and the poor guy is going to receive one hell of a medical bill.
 
2008-01-18 02:29:03 PM  
Oznog: If it's on a fixed shaft, it is a mace, also sometimes known as a "Holy water sprinker."

Or Morningstar.

/Will have to get mine out and clean it. Thanks for the reminder
 
2008-01-18 02:29:26 PM  
I remember a story like this last year. Maybe it's a new trend ?

/Nice headline subby
 
2008-01-18 02:30:02 PM  
monkeydoodledandy: I swear sometimes people out there are just thinking of ways they can get on fark with a decent headline.
I bet there is a midget fortune teller out there planning his escape from prison just so some farker will write the headline, Small Medium At Large.


Oh man I can picture all the sad farkers with no greenlights racing to submit that when (not if) it happens. Good luck to you, sir!
 
2008-01-18 02:30:35 PM  
For some reason once I read mace I did think of the weapon, not the spray. That'll teach me to think while sober.

/+1 in my heart
 
2008-01-18 02:30:39 PM  
If I was at that party I would have been yelling, "Are you not entertained!?!?"
 
2008-01-18 02:32:03 PM  
farm3.static.flickr.com
I'll mace you good!
 
2008-01-18 02:32:18 PM  
GCD
The victim, a Brazilian national who was working in the United States, was driven to Barton Memorial Hospital by friends and then taken by Care Flight helicopter to Renown Regional Medical Center in Reno with a head injury, Reagan said.

So, what they're saying is the use of the helicopter was totally unnecessary and the poor guy is going to receive one hell of a medical bill.


Like 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 dollars ??
 
2008-01-18 02:32:44 PM  
Oznog: OK let's get our terms straight...


If it's on a fixed shaft, it is a mace, also sometimes known as a "Holy water sprinker."


If it is on a chain, is is a flail.


What's a morning star? I've heard the term used, but always in conjunction with a flail...
 
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