Tom Cruise?

I wish life would stop imitating R. Kelly.

Call in the kid with the bat from yesterday

dark side of the moon: Sandy Riesgraf bugs the hell out of me too. Some days I just want to reach through the TV and cockpunch her.

Boys have a penis. Girls have a vagina.

almost as scary- woman who takes her dog to the vet-who
calls her back, tells her to get out of apartment because he found a fresh finger in the dog's throat.[ a short story]

hipcheckgrl: "Hey darling...Come here often?"

What is... Tom Cruise's favorite phrase to hear in a closet?

nytmare: dark side of the moon: Sandy Riesgraf bugs the hell out of me too. Some days I just want to reach through the TV and cockpunch her.

Boys have a penis. Girls have a vagina.

Ideally.

Now that you are out of the closet, remember don't drop the soap.

nytmare:
Boys have a penis. Girls have a vagina.

Best keep those facts from kindergardeners. Get you sued.

nytmare: Boys have a penis. Girls have a vagina.

What if they were born a boy but recieved gender reassignment surgery later in life? Are they still a boy? Could you honestly call them a girl?

It's dark in here, isn't it?

Who joined them in the closet next? R Kelly?

This graphic in completely relevent, as there were ninjas involved and everything was red.

tuna fingers: It's, Dave, man. Open up, I think the cops saw me come in here.

Dave's not here, man!

if he backed into her and didn't notice her, she must have been stacked like a 12 year old vegetarian.

She should have made out with him, that would have really shocked him.

nytmare: dark side of the moon: Sandy Riesgraf bugs the hell out of me too. Some days I just want to reach through the TV and cockpunch her.

Boys have a penis. Girls have a vagina.

a sandy vagina?

Somehow that pick up line from yesterday would have been great!

Come on Baby, Let's not turn this rape into a murder...

/poor taste.
//but funny

Another brilliant plan not thoughtthrough.
Somebody was doing it wrong.
Lots of FAILness there.
Meh. Faux News, too!

Intruder had come out of the closet to go to jail...
(Is there something wrong with that?)

Hey, it's kinda nice in here

I feel so safe!

Come here attention whore.

I remember reading this somewhere.

"dear Penthouse..."

dark side of the moon: Sorry, no poppy, no HTML skills.

Still no excuse considering all you need to do is click the 3rd button from the right to have a link pop in a new window.

Hey, that graphic was the best part of the farking article.

I saw this on the local news this morning. She was all like "He's in here! He's in here!" And by that I mean that is really how she spoke. "And I was all like, and then like, and I was all like, oh my gosh!"

Like, these Valley Girl types should be, you know, like arrested for like the slaughter of the English language.

I'll take a window seat.

CatManDont: This graphic in completely relevent, as there were ninjas involved and everything was red.

Besides, everyone knows that Ninjas drop from the ceiling, not from the closet.

She hid from the intruder in the closet.

He hid from the cops in the same closet.

/At least that's what they're telling her husband...

Scene One - Heaven's Pearly Gates

Dead Guy #1 - Honestly St. Peter, I came home from work early, the wife was naked, I was sure she was cheating. I saw a guy with his pants half-down in the alley below our balcony, so I pushed the fridge over the railing at him. My tie caught and drug me over too.

Dead Guy #2 - I don't know what happened. I was on my way to a job interview, so I thought I should tuck in my shirt. I ducked into an alley and a fridge landed on me.

Dead Guy #3 - Well, ya'll ain't gonna believe this shiat, I was hidin' in this here refrigerator...

She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
I don't know why she swallowed the fly.

/at least we know she swallows...

nytmare: dark side of the moon: Sandy Riesgraf bugs the hell out of me too. Some days I just want to reach through the TV and cockpunch her.

Boys have a penis. Girls have a vagina.

Its not a tuma...

They came in to check the walls
/and hinges

The first image that popped into my head was the "crowded stateroom" scene from The Marx Brothers' A Night At The Opera. I just want to see the cops all cram themselves into the closet, and then have Margaret Dumont come and open the door.

Porn plot?

<b>Smellvin:</b> <i>nytmare: dark side of the moon: Sandy Riesgraf bugs the hell out of me too. Some days I just want to reach through the TV and cockpunch her.

Boys have a penis. Girls have a vagina.

Ideally.</i>

That made me laugh out loud. Thank you.

Hey, if ya can't beat em, join em'.....in the closet.

--Tom Cruise

Scariest: submitting virtually the same headline six hours earlier:

[Main] Scary: Hiding in the closet while burglars ransack your home. Scarier: When the burglars hide from police in the same closet

I swear Subby is constantly taking my headlines from the SL Trib and Deseret News and recycling them on KSL and KUTV stories.

I'm not claiming this was my best headline, but I'm starting to get a little paranoid.

/Yeah, yeah, I know. I'll get over it.

Unless, of course, I'm having a Fight Club moment....

Finally police arrrived.

that mean they got there faster. they arrrrrrrrived.