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79 clicks; posted to Main » on 21 Oct 2002 at 10:08 PM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-10-21 09:35:30 PM  
lol, what a tard.
2002-10-21 10:12:09 PM  
man, that must have been crappy soup.
2002-10-21 10:12:46 PM  
More proof that people are just stupid.
2002-10-21 10:13:05 PM  
If the mom lives, they will have a story to talk about 10 years from now...if the mom dies, the boy is farked for life!
2002-10-21 10:13:31 PM  
I guess she made sure her son had her Chunky Beef Soup®
2002-10-21 10:13:32 PM  
God,us Americans are so stupid. Yes, I know the article says its Portugal. But god, us americans are so stupid.
2002-10-21 10:13:38 PM  
Bad DArwin, BAD!
2002-10-21 10:14:22 PM  
I forget who said it here but, lets take the warning/saftey labels off everything and let the over abundence of stupid people take care of themselves.
2002-10-21 10:14:31 PM  
Darwin thanks you. That is all.
2002-10-21 10:16:10 PM  
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"Fine, just finish your farking soup!"
2002-10-21 10:16:19 PM  
If she dies...chlorine in the gene pool.
2002-10-21 10:16:52 PM  
SNIPER BABIES FROM PORTUGAL! remember, guns don't kill people, small innocent Babies with guns kill people..

/hides under bed

P.S. its been a long day and I can't handle anymore stupid parenting.
2002-10-21 10:17:16 PM  
People are stupid, eh AlienOmega? Well I will have you know that by only answering ONE e-mail from a Nigerian bank president I stand to make anywhere from $220,000 to 48 MILLION DOLLARS!! Woo-hoo!! See ya later, SUCKERS!!
2002-10-21 10:17:33 PM  
Man, that's a bad day. What do you do when your kid shoots you? "No, Timmy, that's not good!"{gurgle}
2002-10-21 10:19:36 PM  
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The envelope please:
2002-10-21 10:19:36 PM  
Maybe Bob Barr can get a job as a spokesman for Campbell's Soup now.

"Mmmm, Mmmm, Pow!"
2002-10-21 10:20:26 PM  
heehee, Otto' are smart.
(It takes SOME people three or four emails to get the deal off the ground...)
2002-10-21 10:20:26 PM  
Otto's_Jacket: Good luck on that! heh.
2002-10-21 10:20:53 PM  
So, did he eat the soup?
2002-10-21 10:22:38 PM  
Why are you guys criticizing this so much? It's an age old tradition. It goes back thousands of years. When a boy is 4, he shoots his mom with a pistol. Its part of his passage into manhood.
2002-10-21 10:23:09 PM  
Sheesh, just when I think I've seen the lowest point of human stupidity, something like this happens.

|Possible Scenario|
"Here, have some soup."
"But this soup looks like puke!"
"Sorry, that's all we have."
"But it looks gross!"
(Kid starts to cry, and notices dad's gun on the top shelf)
"Mommy, I'll go ahead and eat this, IF you let me play with daddy's gun!"
"If I do, do you promise to eat your soup?"
"Yes, mommy."
(Mother turns around to get the gun, kid gets a sly look on his face)
"Here. Here's daddy's gun. Now, PLEASE eat your food!"
"Sure, mom. Oh, and for calling me a bastard earlier...."
(Kid shoots mother)
(Somebody in vicinity)-"Well, there goes our village idiot."
2002-10-21 10:24:03 PM  
"You can have my gun when you pry it from my cold dead hands!!!

"Or when you give me some soup."
2002-10-21 10:24:44 PM  
what ever happened to playing airplane when the farking kid wont eat?
2002-10-21 10:26:30 PM  
No soup for you!!
2002-10-21 10:26:59 PM  
Y'see, this is why guns should be banned; since this dumb biatch was an irresponsible farktard, it just stands to reason that a majority of gun owners (if not all of them) are similarly stupid.

Or words to that effect.

2002-10-21 10:27:46 PM  
*looking at gun collection*

anyone want to buy a couple guns before they outlawed? Forget waiting periods, there should be a test like the SATs to see if you should own a gun. The could call it the AYSETOAG test. Props to whomever knows what that means.
2002-10-21 10:28:01 PM  
I wonder if I could use this to my advantage...

mugger #1: Give me your purse, lady.
blurst: No! I don't want to.
mugger #2: You better do what he says.
blurst: No-no-no!(holds breath)
mugger#1: Please?
blurst: Only if I can play with your gun while you rob me.
mugger #2: OK, but you have to give it back.
2002-10-21 10:28:25 PM  
Shot because she let her kid play with a loaded gun? That's an interesting quandary for the Darwin Awards folks...
2002-10-21 10:29:22 PM  
"Are You Smart Enough To Own A Gun"? :-)
2002-10-21 10:29:41 PM  
He eats the soup, she gets the tummy-ache. Go figure.
2002-10-21 10:29:58 PM  
Chazcali: The could call it the AYSETOAG test. Props to whomever knows what that means.

"Are You Stupid Enough to Open A link."
2002-10-21 10:31:06 PM  
"Eat that, mom!"

And by the way, quit going all "Darwin" on this article. a) She's still alive, and b) she's obviously had a child.
2002-10-21 10:32:23 PM  
Nucleic, that's only appropriate for a consomme or a bisque.
2002-10-21 10:35:20 PM  
More proof that you should just beat your children if they don't do what you tell them to do. This never would have happened if she had just slapped the shiat out of the kid.
2002-10-21 10:35:28 PM  
Wldncrzy14 -- hence the quandary :-)

Actually it's always been a mistery to me why dumbasses always survive being shot at point-blank range, while you always used to hear about some inner-city honors student getting caught in the crossfire of some drive-by. God's got a wicked sense of humor.
2002-10-21 10:36:03 PM  
I remember when I shot my mom because I didn't like her farking soup... Kids are the same around the world.
2002-10-21 10:36:05 PM  
I should specify, the honors students always die after getting caught in the crossfire.
2002-10-21 10:38:37 PM  
"Are You Smart Enough To Own A Gun"

Now there is one Clevershark!:)
2002-10-21 10:41:04 PM  
Blurst_of_times, thank you for your ability to recognize a true "fly by the seat of his pants and always end up #1" kinda man that I am.

With that said, in just 2 to 4 weeks my penis will be 3 to 6 inches larger thanks to a new friend named 002154­Fr­ed­[nospam-﹫-backwards]oo­hay*c­om. Let me know what weekend works well for you in December or January.
2002-10-21 10:41:49 PM  

It doesn't count. The idiot already bred.
2002-10-21 10:46:28 PM  
Mind you, after all these years on the net, Farkwicket's suggestion is a pretty good one too :-)
2002-10-21 10:48:35 PM  
that's seriously farked up
2002-10-21 10:50:07 PM  
Dumbest. Mother. Ever.
2002-10-21 10:51:31 PM  
"She's a bad mother...
-Shut your mouth!"

From the soundtrack to "Daft"...
2002-10-21 10:53:28 PM  
hey Aria, maybe it's
"Are You Stupid Enough To Own A Gun"
in this case, the woman apparently is, or was
2002-10-21 10:53:41 PM  
Guns don't kill people, people. People kill people, with guns.
2002-10-21 10:56:28 PM  

Good point. That is probably the test she passed.
2002-10-21 11:01:47 PM  
My fingers are crossed many, many times over for you, Otto's_Jacket.

Hey, do you have any idea where I can score one of those amazing X10 webcams? I'll trade you for some herbal viagra, or some pills that melt 30 pounds off of you in 14 days....garuanteed!! [sic]

If this sounds too good to pass up, simply email me with your checking account number.
2002-10-21 11:04:01 PM  
Er, oh -- and, Otto's_...December's good for me. On a sliding scale directly related to the number of inches we're talking, here.
2002-10-21 11:15:03 PM  
If she is that stupid, she deserved to be shot.

I can honestly say I thought that no one's idiocy could suprise me anymore, but I must admit that this has blown me away.
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