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2008-01-18 10:33:33 AM
JL421 Badonkadonk Land Cruiser/Tank (pops) featured on FARK 3/19/06.
 
2008-01-18 10:56:48 AM
Man to Man : Gay Attraction Body Mist 2 Oz

So, farts in can?
 
2008-01-18 11:10:35 AM
Thuper Thaver?
 
2008-01-18 11:26:32 AM
7. Stink Bombs Box of 36 Glass Viles

ever see a typo that just.. works?
 
2008-01-18 11:29:21 AM
The reviews on the Uranium Ore are hilarious.
 
2008-01-18 11:34:50 AM
www.laobserved.com

This just in: Amazon sells crazy stuff!
 
2008-01-18 11:59:20 AM
 
2008-01-18 12:22:57 PM
Pickle tickling.

Actually a good thing, seeing how most women think they should yank the hell out of your thing, and then grind it around like an Atari joystick.

Don't give me any crap, I always knew where the clitoris was.
 
2008-01-18 12:23:14 PM
Well I actually have #3.

/it has a few good suggestions
//have practiced them often ever since
 
2008-01-18 12:23:56 PM
$75 for a giant book of celebrity agents' addresses? I wonder how many people buy that because they think they can go ring doorbells.
 
2008-01-18 12:23:58 PM
Did someone say Man to Man?

www.countrystarsonline.com

Loves me some Gary Allan

/no, he's not gay, it's the title of one of his songs
//I know, I know...he's not real country. Too bad.
 
2008-01-18 12:24:01 PM
If the Celebrity Black Book doesn't have Mark Hamill's address in it, I don't want to know.
 
2008-01-18 12:25:48 PM
The best part of this is that all those items are now linked to each other at the bottom of the page. Customers who viewed this item also viewed...
 
2008-01-18 12:26:04 PM
Nice ass on the chick with the thong!
 
2008-01-18 12:26:56 PM
I want a Badonkadonk.
 
2008-01-18 12:27:40 PM
Good enough to quote in its entirety, from the Uranium ore review:


There once was a man named Klaproth
Who cooked up some pitchblende-y broth
This bright German fellow
Mixed cake that was yellow
And found something new in the froth

He'd already discovered Titanium
Because of the size of his cranium
So not wanting to strain us
He thought of Uranus
And called his new product "Uranium"

Now Amazon's got it in stock
I'll admit that one came as a shock
An ore in a tin
Radioactive within
With a four-million year ticking clock

I just noticed while writing this rhyme
That this product ain't covered by Prime
Though small, it's got weight
So you'll pay lots for freight
And spending that much is a crime

So although I'd have wanted much more
Than this tiny container of ore
I'll have to make do
With one U 92
For my Geiger device checking chore

But if science is your main ambition
Since Amazon gives you permission
Please cover your a$$
If you want to tint glass
And you can't tell your fusion from fission


Brilliant
 
2008-01-18 12:28:01 PM
The uranium is adequate for most uses as a low-grade ore. I would prefer to find a vendor for ande, particularly if it is more refined.
 
2008-01-18 12:28:18 PM
Actually a good thing, seeing how most women think they should yank the hell out of your thing, and then grind it around like an Atari joystick.

I know. It's like they're cranking up the Tin Lizzy. Whoah- backfire!
 
2008-01-18 12:28:39 PM
Nestea Plunge: Pickle tickling.

Actually a good thing, seeing how most women think they should yank the hell out of your thing, and then grind it around like an Atari joystick.

Don't give me any crap, I always knew where the clitoris was.


Just letting you know who is in charge...
 
2008-01-18 12:28:45 PM
I kinda like the Uranium Ore myself. (new window)
 
2008-01-18 12:29:29 PM
Curse the damned preview!
 
2008-01-18 12:31:23 PM
Product Description
Dr. John's urine was designed to protect individuals from genetic discrimination in the workplace. This synthetic urine has been designed to test within normal ranges for pH, specific gravity, and creatinine. Dr. John's Pee Pee is totally undetectable by standard laboratory methods. 1 Mix vial contents with two to three ounces (60 to 90cc) of warm water. Tap water is fine. This product should mix immediately. 2 You want to present your sample at body temperature. 3 Once the synthetic urine substitute has been mixed with water, it should be used within 24 hours.


mmmmkay.
 
2008-01-18 12:31:54 PM
The customer reviews on Amazon are good for a laugh too. The lone review of the liquid fart thingee sounds more like a snot-nosed fantasy than reality:

"This spray is the MacDaddy of all its kind. I sprayed this bad boy once in my large size high school classroom and the whole class fled at least 50 yards outside to the football field to feel relief. On that same day, i sprayed the bottle about 3 times in a populated hallway and the whole building had to be evacuated and i received OSS for 4 days and was recommended for expulsion.

I would recommend this spray for pranksters of all kind."

/Bart Simpson?
 
2008-01-18 12:32:08 PM
Do they have tooth polish?


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2008-01-18 12:32:19 PM
danlpoon: Actually a good thing, seeing how most women think they should yank the hell out of your thing, and then grind it around like an Atari joystick.

I know. It's like they're cranking up the Tin Lizzy. Whoah- backfire!


Slow and steady wins the race...

Remember if you don't say something we just assume everythig is OK. So you're doing it wrong.
 
2008-01-18 12:32:49 PM
WTF?

JL421 Badonkadonk Land Cruiser/Tank
by NAO Design
Price:$19,999.95
Availability: Usually ships within 3 to 5 weeks. Ships from and sold by NAO
 
2008-01-18 12:33:07 PM
Although I'm lazier than harryasaboy, the Uranium Ore has been featured on Fark as well.


You know what would be a great trick? Replace someone's Axe body spray with the Gay Attraction body mist. Hilarity would definitely ensue.
 
2008-01-18 12:33:14 PM
littlett's: Well I actually have #3.

/it has a few good suggestions
//have practiced them often ever since


How YOU doin?
 
2008-01-18 12:33:34 PM
dudemanbro: Product Description
Dr. John's urine was designed to protect individuals from genetic discrimination in the workplace. This synthetic urine has been designed to test within normal ranges for pH, specific gravity, and creatinine. Dr. John's Pee Pee is totally undetectable by standard laboratory methods. 1 Mix vial contents with two to three ounces (60 to 90cc) of warm water. Tap water is fine. This product should mix immediately. 2 You want to present your sample at body temperature. 3 Once the synthetic urine substitute has been mixed with water, it should be used within 24 hours.

And the customer tag on that one? "Tasty".
mmmmkay.
 
2008-01-18 12:33:56 PM
I was disappointed to find that apparently you can no longer purchase Tuscan Milk on Amazon.
 
2008-01-18 12:34:04 PM
Isn't this the sandcrawler from Star Wars?


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2008-01-18 12:34:20 PM
This list is useless without Tuscan Whole Milk (new window)
 
2008-01-18 12:34:36 PM
THIS makes for a great stocking stuffer.(new window)
 
2008-01-18 12:34:42 PM
Label Information
Indications

Use Daily. Great for business, meetings, clubs, dates, outings

Ingredients:
Made from pure essential oils, plants, and delicate flowers in a pure spring water. No chemicals added.

Directions
Spray on self, around home, around business

....currently unavailable

LOL!
 
2008-01-18 12:34:54 PM
When do they stop treating Amazon.ca like a red-headed stepchild and let us Canucks have some cool shiat!??
 
2008-01-18 12:34:59 PM
Nichotette: Nestea Plunge: Pickle tickling.

Actually a good thing, seeing how most women think they should yank the hell out of your thing, and then grind it around like an Atari joystick.

Just letting you know who is in charge...


How YOU... wait what? Ouch... Never mind.
 
2008-01-18 12:35:00 PM
I'm in tears laughing at some of the reviews for the Badonkadonk.

"What good is a tank without an attached gun? I was forced to hang my arm out the window with my index finger and thumb extended in the "Pantomime Gun" gesture while squeaking out "Pyew! Pyew!" in a shrill falsetto."
 
2008-01-18 12:35:13 PM
Product Description
Radioactive sample of uranium ore. Useful for testing Geiger Counters. License exempt. Uranium ore sample sizes vary. Shipped in labeled metal container as shown. Shipping Information: We are always in compliance with Section 13 from part 40 of the NRC Nuclear Regulatory Commission rules and regulations and Postal Service regulations specified in 49 CFR 173.421 for activity limits of low level radioactive materials. Item will be shipped in accordance with Postal Service activity limits specified in Publication 52. Radioactive minerals are for educational and scientific use only.

Riiiiiight. Amazon hates America.
 
2008-01-18 12:35:48 PM
My review of the micro-G
 
2008-01-18 12:37:47 PM
The badonkadonk doesn't count. That's been available for at least 4 or 5 years. Shows up here on fark at least what.. once or twice a year. I think i even remember seeing something about it on TV back in college which was at least 3 years ago.
 
2008-01-18 12:38:44 PM
gorgor: THIS makes for a great stocking stuffer.(new window)

OW! OW OW OW OW OW OW OW! Why?! If you have a perfectly good vagina available... why?
 
2008-01-18 12:38:53 PM
Uranium ore: Processing takes an additional 4 to 5 days for orders from this seller.

Drat. First a waiting period for firearms, now for processed uranium. What's next? A five-day waiting period for Doomsday Machines?

No wonder Osama bin Laden is hiding in Chitral, at the foot of Tirich Mir, the highest peak of the Hindu Kush, the Chitral district of northern Pakistan.

Well, he could be. I defy all farkers to prove he is not. Put your heads together and you've got as much of a clue as the White House or the CIA.
 
2008-01-18 12:39:02 PM
Nichotette: Nestea Plunge: Pickle tickling.

Actually a good thing, seeing how most women think they should yank the hell out of your thing, and then grind it around like an Atari joystick.

Don't give me any crap, I always knew where the clitoris was.

Just letting you know who is in charge...


How old are you? 12?
 
2008-01-18 12:40:12 PM
Bucky Katt: WTF?

JL421 Badonkadonk Land Cruiser/Tank
by NAO Design
Price:$19,999.95
Availability: Usually ships within 3 to 5 weeks. Ships from and sold by NAO


I love that one. Especially how they 'Shopped it onto a city street.
 
2008-01-18 12:41:12 PM
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2008-01-18 12:41:40 PM
Those stink bombs bring back memories of high school, especially pep rallies.
 
2008-01-18 12:41:58 PM
Diogenes: Man to Man : Gay Attraction Body Mist 2 Oz

So, farts in can?


lol

thread over
 
2008-01-18 12:42:18 PM
[G]ay attraction mist?

Submitter must have switched to German at the tail end of the sentence...

/so *that's* why they do that
//then again, so do plenty of straight people
 
2008-01-18 12:42:22 PM
Nichotette: Just letting you know who is in charge...

I am the commander of the C.L.I.T.
 
2008-01-18 12:43:07 PM
My neighbor bought the micro-G for his girlfriend, who is never challenged by a large meal, plus a couple of desserts.

Long story short, she put them on and bent over to pick up her clothes from the floor. The damned things shot off and out through the window. If I hadn't ducked, I may have lost an eye. Anyway, I scooped them up and now use them regurlary. No not that way, pervs!
 
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