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2002-10-21 07:38:28 PM
Why? Why a country penis song?

...not nearly as cool as strongbad.
 
2002-10-21 07:38:54 PM
Everyone knows that that's not the real penis song.
 
2002-10-21 07:41:20 PM
Dear poster, I don't think I like you anymore.
 
2002-10-21 07:41:23 PM
Bob and Tom in the morning play that song a lot.
 
2002-10-21 07:41:42 PM
hahaha, its funny cuz he's impotent!
 
2002-10-21 07:43:08 PM
I think it's funny because my penis speaks with a British accent.
 
2002-10-21 07:43:24 PM
Already been done, a while ago, and better too.

Why dosen't someone post the peanut butter jelly remix while we're rehashing old stuff.
 
2002-10-21 07:44:05 PM
heh. he said penis. heh heh

that was ignorant
 
2002-10-21 07:44:07 PM
This song was originally done by Rodney Carrington on The Bob and Tom Show.
 
2002-10-21 07:45:08 PM
Who cares who did it first? Still sucks.
 
2002-10-21 07:45:47 PM
That is the original penis song. It's just the live version, not from the radio broadcast. It's freakin' Rodney Carrington! He's on Bob & Tom all the time! That's where they first played the penis song! A lot of people don't know that.... It's from like 4 years ago, too.
 
2002-10-21 07:45:54 PM
That song sux. Bring back the MP version.
 
2002-10-21 07:45:57 PM
Just when you thought you seen it all...
 
2002-10-21 07:46:26 PM
Damn, Cscx, beat me to it.
 
2002-10-21 07:47:15 PM
(Bart): Mo-om! My slingshot doesn't fit in these pockets. And these shorts leave nothing to the imagination. These uniforms suck.
(Marge): Bart, where do you pick up words like that?
(Homer on the phone): Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night! They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked! ... I gotta go, my weiner kids are listening.
 
2002-10-21 07:48:35 PM
That was hilarious! And by "was hilarious", I mean "sucks"!
 
2002-10-21 07:48:48 PM
All Flash cartoon must be destroyed.
 
2002-10-21 07:52:28 PM
I love all music....EXCEPT COUNTRY!
 
2002-10-21 07:57:17 PM
Here is a short mpeg video of the penis playing, not singing, the piano at a nightclub.

This isn't really safe for work if you had to ask.
 
2002-10-21 07:58:21 PM
i remember some song about a detatchable penis a few years ago, got lots of radio play up here. seems like the title was just detatchable penis, and the band king missile sounds about right. anyone who cares a lot more than me might look it up i guess
 
2002-10-21 08:00:27 PM
Yes, it was indeed called simply "Detachable Penis".
 
2002-10-21 08:00:58 PM
"Alex, I'll take 'The Penis Mightier' for two hundred."
 
2002-10-21 08:01:58 PM
Isn't flowgo.com one of those sites that harvests your email address, puts on a cookie on your machine, and spams the hell out of you for the rest of your life? (Or until you run AdAware?)

I don't think I'll click.
 
2002-10-21 08:06:26 PM
FarQuit: sure is.
 
2002-10-21 08:06:36 PM
My penis has better things to do than sing.
 
2002-10-21 08:12:34 PM
The orginal Penis Song is (c) Monty Python. Go rent The Meaning of Life.
 
2002-10-21 08:16:19 PM
Doesn't Momus do a song about his penis?
 
2002-10-21 08:23:36 PM
That's flowgo alright. They had two class-c networks I had to block for stopping their spam.

Someone was kind enough to opt me in by sending a spamming greeting card.
 
2002-10-21 08:26:20 PM
Rodney Carrington Owns...

and actually it was originally done by Rodney Carrington and David Allen Coe at a charity event.
 
2002-10-21 08:28:02 PM
Stugatz: The band was "The Dead Milkmen," I believe. I just remember that song and "Smoking Banana Peels." I think they might have also done "biatching Camaro," but there were so many crappy bands doing songs of that sort that I can't keep track.
 
2002-10-21 08:28:51 PM
Generation_D: Yeah, it's on Folktronic...
"The comedian from Hell
Always thinks he can entertain us
With everything we didn't want to know about his penis" - Momus
 
2002-10-21 08:33:12 PM
that's the song that inspired the WWF wrestler China so many years back
 
2002-10-21 08:33:42 PM
Dattaway- thats funny... big shlong
 
2002-10-21 08:42:34 PM
Stugatz, Barren: The band is "King Missile", not the Dead Milkmen
 
2002-10-21 08:42:39 PM
Johnny Canuck

The quote is:

(Homer on the phone): Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night! They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked! ... I gotta go, my damn weiner kids are listening.

/nazi
 
2002-10-21 08:46:12 PM
I don't like penis songs which crash mozilla, and when loaded in IE don't allow me to push STOP on the right click menu so the whole thing will load.

These peopel are MORONS. I mean honestly... Do they think EVERYONE has high speed connections? Your animation isn't gonan be funny if I can't CACHE it before I view it and it stops every 3 seconds. I guarantee I leave your page in under 30 seconds with this soprt of crappy playback.
 
2002-10-21 08:47:02 PM
wait...

this isn't the CHINKO ONDO
 
2002-10-21 08:50:38 PM
Barren

Nope. "detachable penis" was by King Missle.

Wait, why do I even know or care.

Sorry. I need another beer.
 
2002-10-21 08:52:57 PM
God I hate that song!!! It was overplayed a couple of years ago. I knew what it was before I clicked on it so I didnt click on it It took me 2 years to get that thing outta my head and ill be dammed if I listenen to it again. Since us farkers like to come on a comments thread to tell everyone what we hate Im doin it too. :P
 
2002-10-21 08:53:50 PM
I'd hit it!
 
2002-10-21 08:55:09 PM
That is not a penis song.........

Now, THIS is a penis song..........

http://www.slamjamz.com/artistshow.php?d=61

Jeff 10 as Bigg Jimm Slade / Penius Genis
 
2002-10-21 09:11:36 PM
Chess_the_cat:

Wouldn't want to misquote the Simpsons. :-)

/nerd
 
2002-10-21 09:39:58 PM
Penis penis penis penis penis penis song
Penis penis penis penis penis all day long.
 
2002-10-21 09:56:04 PM
Ah but Barren was correct about "biatching Camaro". Twas the Dead Milkmen from their lovely album entitled "Big Lizard in my Backyard" which featured other hits like "Taking Retards to the Zoo".


Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy.
It's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick.
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy, or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons.
You can slip it in your sock,
But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back.
 
2002-10-21 10:07:36 PM
Wow...even worse than the Beer Song.

Never thought I'd say that sentence.
 
2002-10-21 10:47:35 PM
<Dave Matthews geek>

Dave Matthews also has a song known as the Penis Song, it was an improv jam played on 9/11/92 at a show at a DKE fraternity house. To get into the house, the "handstamp" for all the girls was to have a penis drawn on your hand. Hence, Dave made a little improv jam with lyrics going like "She's got a penis, got a penis on her hand..." Yep.

</Dave Matthews geek>
 
2002-10-21 11:00:56 PM
I was hoping for Monty Python!
 
2002-10-21 11:32:23 PM
Better Version Of This Flash Animation
http://download.consumptionjunction.com/multimedia/cj_11377.swf
 
2002-10-21 11:56:08 PM
My nookie day are over
My pilot light is out
What used to be my sex appeal
Is just my water spout.

Time was when of its own accord,
From my trousers it would spring
But now I have a full time job
To find the blasted thing

It used to be embarassing,
The way it would behave
For every single morning
It used to watch me shave.

But now I'm getting older
It sure gives me the blues
To see the thing hang down my leg
And watch me shine my shoes.
 
2002-10-22 01:23:16 AM
Here is the version as linked to on Carrington's site. A funnier animation w/ audio from the Bob and Tom taping too.

http://mediapickle.com/dearpenis.htm

The one posted kinda sucks. The song is still a classic though. Not as classic as Monty Python's Penis Song mind you....
 
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