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mark--fark		2008-01-18 10:59:22 AM

Nice job subby. Subtle yet obvious.

Xerxes99		2008-01-18 11:00:29 AM

/problem solved

blueyd1		2008-01-18 11:01:14 AM

Nice headline, subby!

/but I promise I won't tell anyone

Three legged dog		2008-01-18 11:01:38 AM

I heard she was cheating on her husband.

And you just know she dyes her hair.

FarkingBastige		2008-01-18 11:04:15 AM

I heard she used to be a man!
/keep it under yer hat tho

SpeedRacerX		2008-01-18 11:05:37 AM

*chuckle*

Shakespeare's Monkey		2008-01-18 11:07:45 AM

There are ways to gain approval from others, even when you have a few personality flaws.

Nestea Plunge		2008-01-18 11:07:47 AM

Damn, she is ugly. Ewwwwww.

tuna fingers		2008-01-18 11:08:29 AM

I reserved judgement on this woman until I clicked on the link and saw her pic. Now that I've seen it:
What a friggin' gossipy biatch! There is no place in a work environment for behind the back talking. Who cares if she was able to turn around her work ethic. She should have been stoned last year!

lunacy		2008-01-18 11:10:27 AM

Slow news day is slow.

theologian		2008-01-18 11:10:36 AM

Hear what?

/self-appointed FTW

Delta 9 tetrahydrocannabinol		2008-01-18 11:10:37 AM

She began working full-time last April, the same month she and three others, who became known as the "Hooksett Four," were fired.

Wasn't the article about the four of them getting fired on fark a little while ago?

Delta 9 tetrahydrocannabinol		2008-01-18 11:11:47 AM

lunacy: Slow news day is slow.

shouldn't there be a slow news day cat? somebody get to work on that.

FarkJammin'		2008-01-18 11:11:58 AM

Employee of the year and she's only been there since April? Man, I bet those toolbags over in Hooks-amacallit are stewing.

/if this is news in Goffstown, query what folks in Hancock are upto....

Keystone Copout		2008-01-18 11:12:19 AM

In my mind, I won the associate of the year award.

Andulamb		2008-01-18 11:12:56 AM

There is no place in a work environment for behind the back talking.

What kind of fairy tale do you live in? Most employees do nothing but talk behind people's backs.

ScottMpls		2008-01-18 11:13:21 AM

There was a party in her mouth, and everybody came.

tonesskin		2008-01-18 11:15:14 AM

FarkJammin': Employee of the year and she's only been there since April? Man, I bet those toolbags over in Hooks-amacallit are stewing.

/if this is news in Goffstown, query what folks in Hancock are upto....

You should re-read the article.

mike_d85		2008-01-18 11:19:16 AM

FarkingBastige: I heard she used to be a man!
/keep it under yer hat tho

So... what did "her" name used to be?

FarkJammin'		2008-01-18 11:19:41 AM

tonesskin: FarkJammin': Employee of the year and she's only been there since April? Man, I bet those toolbags over in Hooks-amacallit are stewing.

/if this is news in Goffstown, query what folks in Hancock are upto....

You should re-read the article.

Thanks. Point was, Hooksetters don't know what they had......

neilio42		2008-01-18 11:20:27 AM

A woman fired from a job in one town office for gossip has been named Employee of the Year in another. But you didn't hear that from me

Translation: She knows what her new boss is up to.

UnkleKrakker		2008-01-18 11:22:03 AM

I guess you really can teach an old dog new tricks

ankmcfly		2008-01-18 11:25:05 AM

Pictures of your boss with his pool boy will do that for ya...

margaretow		2008-01-18 11:47:22 AM

"Now I ain't one to gossip, so you ain't heard that from me!"

/anyone? anyone?

gajillion		2008-01-18 12:14:04 PM

Why isn't that newspaper editor fired for a gossipy article about gossipers fired for gossiping?

Spongebob Plaid Pants		2008-01-18 12:17:41 PM

I'm not sure I have these lyrics exactly right, but...

Well, we aren't ones to go around spreadin' rumors,
Really, we're just not the gossippin' type.
Oooh, you'll never hear one of us repeating gossip,
so you better be sure to listen close the first time.

/obscure?
//can anyone name the show?

gorgor		2008-01-18 12:21:46 PM

Don't kiss her, she doesn ATM.

xebeche_tzu		2008-01-18 12:22:40 PM

I too applaud the headline, and wish to paint the Earth with the blood of gossipers.

ultraholland		2008-01-18 12:25:21 PM

Needs

bstud		2008-01-18 12:27:59 PM

Goffstowned!!!

Spongebob Plaid Pants		2008-01-18 12:29:38 PM

Spongebob Plaid Pants: I'm not sure I have these lyrics exactly right, but...

Well, we aren't ones to go around spreadin' rumors,
Really, we're just not the gossippin' type.
Oooh, you'll never hear one of us repeating gossip,
so you better be sure to listen close the first time.

/obscure?
//can anyone name the show?

To answer my own question... Heehaw

ThunderPants		2008-01-18 12:38:32 PM

spongebob I was going to answer. Actually, I was going to post those lyrics, but you beat me to it.

What's for supper, grandpa?

margaretow		2008-01-18 12:54:38 PM

brifar: margaretow: "Now I ain't one to gossip, so you ain't heard that from me!"

/anyone? anyone?

i somewhat beat ya to it

/dont nobody say nothing bad about miss jenkins

Woash, didn't even see that one. Must have more coffee.

Macular Degenerate		2008-01-18 01:01:31 PM

Mom?

safeinsane		2008-01-18 03:16:30 PM

brifar: /dont nobody say nothing bad about miss jenkins

Oh, I sure do love me some Miss Jenkins. Anybody say anything bad about her...I go crazy!

Freddie the Talking Flute		2008-01-18 04:22:21 PM

brifar: dont nobody say nothing bad about miss jenkins

I loooves me some Miss Jenkins.

But her feets smell just like a perckle.

Hallelujer.

Freddie the Talking Flute		2008-01-18 04:24:00 PM

Spongebob Plaid Pants: Spongebob Plaid Pants: I'm not sure I have these lyrics exactly right, but...

Well, we aren't ones to go around spreadin' rumors,
Really, we're just not the gossippin' type.
Oooh, you'll never hear one of us repeating gossip,
so you better be sure to listen close the first time.

/obscure?
//can anyone name the show?

To answer my own question... Heehaw

Junior Samples, is that you?

BR-549

t4		2008-01-18 06:19:39 PM

In Living Color
nice ref

Man Going His Own Way		2008-01-19 01:52:18 AM

Horizontal negotiation and blackmail.

danno_to_infinity		2008-01-19 02:55:47 PM

I guess she is not the one who developed an infatuation with her litigation attorney and tried to hire a hitman to kill his wife so they could be together.

I'm pretty sure that showed up on Fark as well.

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