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(nbc17)   North Carolina man arrested for using a bad pickup line   (nbc17.com) divider line 225
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2008-01-17 05:00:34 PM
Hey babe. Let's play where you're the twin towers and I'm a 747.
 
2008-01-17 05:01:32 PM
ayyyyee baaabbeeee! Ahm frem Oklahoma. Wanna daynce?

/yes, so a$$hole really tried this on me
//nope, the cowboy hat didn't work either
 
2008-01-17 05:02:07 PM
Boobies!!!: I don't know what a "Bi-Lo" is, but if you need to lie to impress the women who work there, you should turn gay.

It's a supermarket chain in the Carolinas
 
2008-01-17 05:03:11 PM
mab1823: "My Bimmer has seat warmers that'll make your ass hot...oh, wait...it already is!"

We should invite him to the atlanta fark party!
 
2008-01-17 05:03:15 PM
mab1823: westbound pachyderm: mab1823:

The best part is that he actually SAID that.

Any news on Fark's favorite douchebag? How many times has he threatened to kick your ass now?

He's gone into hiding. I haven't heard from him since he called me on Thanksgiving. The newest video on his page, however, was made when he lied about being on a guest list at an invite-only event. He could've gone to any bar to film that, but he had to crash something that he deemed "cool." Douche.


who's yallz beez talkin' bout willis'?
 
2008-01-17 05:03:59 PM
AlabamaGirl: mab1823: "My Bimmer has seat warmers that'll make your ass hot...oh, wait...it already is!"

We should invite him to the atlanta fark party!


That's what I've been saying...hell, I'll show up for that!
 
2008-01-17 05:04:29 PM
westbound pachyderm: AlabamaGirl: mab1823: "My Bimmer has seat warmers that'll make your ass hot...oh, wait...it already is!"

We should invite him to the atlanta fark party!

That's what I've been saying...hell, I'll show up for that!


we should work on this...
 
2008-01-17 05:04:48 PM
AlabamaGirl: mab1823: "My Bimmer has seat warmers that'll make your ass hot...oh, wait...it already is!"

We should invite him to the atlanta fark party!


I'd have to wear body armor...his "guns" might be less than intimidating, but his GUNS might be real. And he no likey me.
 
2008-01-17 05:05:20 PM
mab1823: AlabamaGirl: mab1823: "My Bimmer has seat warmers that'll make your ass hot...oh, wait...it already is!"

We should invite him to the atlanta fark party!

I'd have to wear body armor...his "guns" might be less than intimidating, but his GUNS might be real. And he no likey me.


C'mon! (new window)
 
2008-01-17 05:06:30 PM
"Hi. I'm rich. Would you like to fly to Italy with me tomorrow?"
 
2008-01-17 05:07:22 PM
AlabamaGirl:

we should work on this...


Gears turning...

mab1823: AlabamaGirl: mab1823: "My Bimmer has seat warmers that'll make your ass hot...oh, wait...it already is!"

We should invite him to the atlanta fark party!

I'd have to wear body armor...his "guns" might be less than intimidating, but his GUNS might be real. And he no likey me.


Not to worry...I'm like the mother fukkin' Guns of the Navarone!
 
2008-01-17 05:08:03 PM
Oh, and I just saw the music playlist on JFP's website...comedy gold.
 
2008-01-17 05:08:05 PM
My name is George. Im unemployed and I live with my parents.
 
2008-01-17 05:09:17 PM
Costume party?

i101.photobucket.com
 
2008-01-17 05:13:33 PM
whose guns? guess its a fark inside thing.
 
2008-01-17 05:14:29 PM
Delta 9 tetrahydrocannabinol: whose guns? guess its a fark inside thing.

That would be one John Fitzgerald Page, world's biggest douchebag. Google him. Enjoy.
 
2008-01-17 05:16:05 PM
mab1823: Costume party?

Oh sweet Jesus, please tell me that's for real. XD
 
2008-01-17 05:16:54 PM
funny, i always preferred introducing myself to women saying
"that p*ssy ain't gonna lick itself".

/works better
 
2008-01-17 05:16:55 PM
westbound pachyderm: mab1823: Costume party?

Oh sweet Jesus, please tell me that's for real. XD


Yeah, I found it on MySpace.
 
2008-01-17 05:16:58 PM
liberalish: OK this is the running gag pick up line among my friends and I (really off color humor).
Say it with the right pace, as if you are using it: "Baby, baby, relax..... let's not turn this rape into a murder."

/so far no one has said it to anyone except for comedic effect.


FTW

i will use this if you don't mind.
 
2008-01-17 05:18:11 PM
Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?

A girl's gotta have her standards.
 
2008-01-17 05:18:42 PM
sweater_pups: I was in a loud bar a few weeks ago. Dude walks up says "Nice shoes, want a truck?"

I go outside with him, and there was no truck at all! And, he was all hand-sy.


Made pizza come out my nose!!
 
2008-01-17 05:20:27 PM
"That shirt is becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you I'd be coming too."
 
2008-01-17 05:23:48 PM
tuna fingers: Rectum damn near killed em: Maynard G. Muskievote: I'd rather be a plumber than a cop. Plumbing is a skilled trade, safer, and they probably make better money.

The only thing you need to know about plumbing is that shiat rolls downhill.

Here's all you need to know about plumbing:
a. water flows downhill
b. shiat floats
c. payday is on Friday


You forgot the main rule: Don't chew your fingernails
 
2008-01-17 05:24:35 PM
westbound pachyderm: Northeastern Rutherfortonburgville-upon-Avonshire

Is that New North Rutherfordtonburgville Heights or Old North Rutherfordtonburgville Heights?
 
2008-01-17 05:25:11 PM
Yeah, I screwed that up.
 
2008-01-17 05:25:19 PM
Way to mislead a headline. He was not arrested for using a pickup line... he was arrested for impersonating an officer

For four months, local authorities have been searching for a man who had entered Ingles and Bi-Lo in Marion on different occasions and told employees he was a deputy or narcotics officer with the McDowell County Sheriff's Office.
 
2008-01-17 05:25:24 PM
An old favorite of mine:

"You remind me of my first wife."

They always ask, "How many times have you been married?"

me, "None."
 
2008-01-17 05:25:42 PM
michaellasalle:
Is that New North Rutherfordtonburgville Heights or Old North Rutherfordtonburgville Heights?


Yes.
 
2008-01-17 05:26:51 PM
Squilax:
TopOfTheNaughtyList:
Farkwell Smart:


Yep go right ahead. Though, I am not liable if you actually try to use it.
 
2008-01-17 05:27:10 PM
Why don't we go back to my place and do all the things I am going to tell everyone we did anyway?
 
2008-01-17 05:29:52 PM
Rectum damn near killed em: Maynard G. Muskievote: I'd rather be a plumber than a cop. Plumbing is a skilled trade, safer, and they probably make better money.

The only thing you need to know about plumbing is that shiat rolls downhill.


Also: Don't chew your fingernails.
 
2008-01-17 05:30:55 PM
mab1823: Delta 9 tetrahydrocannabinol: whose guns? guess its a fark inside thing.

That would be one John Fitzgerald Page, world's biggest douchebag. Google him. Enjoy.


Ok, well, I sent him an email (using the address from his website) inviting him to the party.
 
2008-01-17 05:31:19 PM
I used to tell them I was the door gunner on the space shuttle. Most laughed, one called me the next day and said she talked to her brother in law and he said the 1012t airborne didn't have anything to do with the space shuttle. She was a gem.
 
2008-01-17 05:34:07 PM
AlabamaGirl: mab1823: Delta 9 tetrahydrocannabinol: whose guns? guess its a fark inside thing.

That would be one John Fitzgerald Page, world's biggest douchebag. Google him. Enjoy.

Ok, well, I sent him an email (using the address from his website) inviting him to the party.


He's been in hiding for a while...he may just show up to try and get some attention.
 
2008-01-17 05:34:31 PM
lucyfer: nice shoes, wanna fark?

Beat me too it.

/ never works immediately
// sometimes works if you laugh when you say it.
 
2008-01-17 05:34:34 PM
mab1823: AlabamaGirl: mab1823: Delta 9 tetrahydrocannabinol: whose guns? guess its a fark inside thing.

That would be one John Fitzgerald Page, world's biggest douchebag. Google him. Enjoy.

Ok, well, I sent him an email (using the address from his website) inviting him to the party.

He's been in hiding for a while...he may just show up to try and get some attention.


he just sent me a rude reply....so maybe not
 
2008-01-17 05:35:01 PM
Nichotette: Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?

A girl's gotta have her standards.


Wow - if you don't mind me saying so, you look like you fell out of the sexy hot tree and hit every branch on the way down.

Or something like that. I'm not very good at this.
 
2008-01-17 05:35:57 PM
Once someone asked my sister, "If I were a booger, would you pick me first?"

And someone on our bus asked a random girl, "If I were a drug, would you do me?"

/He grew up to be a douche.
 
2008-01-17 05:36:47 PM
AlabamaGirl:

he just sent me a rude reply....so maybe not


Post it.
 
2008-01-17 05:36:57 PM
AlabamaGirl:

he just sent me a rude reply....so maybe not


POST IT.
 
2008-01-17 05:37:33 PM
mab1823:

Post it.


I lol'd.
 
2008-01-17 05:38:22 PM
westbound pachyderm: mab1823:

Post it.

I lol'd.


10 whole seconds.
 
2008-01-17 05:39:00 PM
The only lame p-u line I knew was;
"tickle your ass with a feather?"

"What?!?"

"Particularly nice weather."
/never used it.
/this thread should have been voting enabled.
 
2008-01-17 05:41:37 PM
Hey baby, why don't you come off some of that p*ssy - I know you
got it on ya.
 
2008-01-17 05:44:35 PM
pan fried monkey spunk: Nichotette: Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?

A girl's gotta have her standards.

Wow - if you don't mind me saying so, you look like you fell out of the sexy hot tree and hit every branch on the way down.

Or something like that. I'm not very good at this.



It's an effort
 
2008-01-17 05:45:22 PM
mab1823: Costume party?

Please tell me that is real.
Please tell me that is real.
Please tell me that is real.
(tapping heels together)

/How ya been?
 
2008-01-17 05:47:31 PM
AlabamaGirl: he just sent me a rude reply....

Could it be used as a pickup line?
 
2008-01-17 05:49:17 PM
Dr_Bojangles: AlabamaGirl: he just sent me a rude reply....

Could it be used as a pickup line?


maybe...it had the f-word in it
 
2008-01-17 05:49:42 PM
Don't ya'll be talkin' chit 'bout me.

I am better than you.

My BMW, let me show you it.
 
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