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(SALTYT) Weeners New French Vogue features first male full frontal ad (not safe for work)   (saltyt.antville.org) divider line 245
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2002-10-22 12:52:45 AM  
DaCricket, I don't really remember what I said the first time. And scrolling up is just too much work. Was it "Vive Le Hairy!"..?

Cause I like hairy. I don't like Legolas. He looks like a Hansen.
2002-10-22 12:53:50 AM  
My darling twin I think you're right. I've moved up to the post above where people are complaining about a repeat post:) Could use your help with the deli trays.
2002-10-22 12:54:27 AM  
HOT. I'd hit it.

*kills two dozen bats* ^x.x^
2002-10-22 12:55:04 AM  
LOL actually I was refering to your comments to that bomber 'person' ...Because if you're not, then you suck.
Oops, I mean -- then you're not being Equal Opportunity.
2002-10-22 12:55:38 AM  
No. No. Nooooo. He looks like an elf. There is no mmm-bopping in Middle-earth. None. Pristine. It's all in what you want, really.

And light hairy is a-okay, not like that Charlotte's guy Harry on Sex and the City. That is officially TOO MUCH BACK HAIR. Do they take back hair at Locks of Love?
2002-10-22 12:58:05 AM  
Nanookanano: I'm sure I'm in the minority here, but really hairy men do not bother me. The "sweater" look does not bother me.
2002-10-22 12:58:22 AM  
This guy really isn't overly fuzzy anyway. There's none of that shoulder-pad hair here that we can see--its mostly chest and legs and who wants a man that shaves his legs?? EW.
2002-10-22 12:58:23 AM  
That's a penis?
*looks down*
shiat...what do I have?
2002-10-22 12:59:23 AM  
SweaterGirl: the speakerphone incident is forgotten about, unless i need to poke fun ;)
2002-10-22 01:03:42 AM  
You know, Legolas probably would have a huge advantage in bed over a normal guy. I mean, if you're immortal, then why not go thru the entire Kama Sutra a couple of thousand times? Daaaammmnnn. That would be some great sex.
2002-10-22 01:03:52 AM  
oh man I would so hit that, or let him hit me, maybe some of both. Or maybe that's the baileys talking (like sweater girl anything I saw cannot be held against me as I just came back from a coworkers going away party where I was forced to drink)

anyway......YUMMY. I always liked the clean shaven/waxed guys but there is something so primative and manly about a hairy guy. I might not want to lick him all over but I'd still hit it.

/okay done now
2002-10-22 01:04:04 AM  
I've never been put-off by a woman choosing not to shave herself. But then, I'm not much for women with hairy forearms. Still, all-in-all, I'm very glad God made women mammals. All mammals have fur. All peaches have fuzz.
2002-10-22 01:05:20 AM  
I though 3Horn posted his sister ?

sorry i can't stand beer :)
2002-10-22 01:07:29 AM  
Yeah nothing makes me want to slap on some cologne like a hairy limped dick guy..........
2002-10-22 01:10:31 AM  
heh, KennyB.....but seriously folks,

If we're going to posit that Legolas is going to have Supernatural Sexual Powers -- and you have to admit, this is pure conjecture, then I don't believe that his lack of hair is going to be too much of a demerit.

What exactly can elves do with that superspeed, anyway?
2002-10-22 01:12:13 AM  
I always thought that was a beautiful ad
2002-10-22 01:12:27 AM  
He's cute, but I didn't need to see the hairy, limp, balls.

Can I just look at his face?

Is there more hair there?
2002-10-22 01:13:01 AM  
whenever the mods get around to deleting the above post, here's the

NSFW Sophie Dahl Opium ad

geez, i suck. so sorry.
2002-10-22 01:13:02 AM  
french, uncut, naked. MAIS OUI.

my new policy is only dating uncut guys, preferably with a foreign accent.

circumcision is evil.

- anti-circumcision activist
2002-10-22 01:14:47 AM  
2002-10-22 01:19:21 AM  
I like to think of myself as more hormone addled than hormone crazed. Er, I mean, I am awesome! *darts away*
2002-10-22 01:19:33 AM  
wow, there were no boobie links today.... but we got a peener link! but its small
2002-10-22 01:19:40 AM  
Before I forget, THANKS ADMINS!!!!

(Yes Jeff I said thank you, even though you said you wouldn't go looking for weeners links)
2002-10-22 01:23:32 AM  
whew! thanks for deleting the above huge boobies pic. i was worried there for a minute.

anyway, enjoy the sophie dahl pic, men. why you guys always crash our weeners threads, i'll never know. :)
2002-10-22 01:24:53 AM  
Jacqui0h: forget the link, jacqui0h, i must say you are kitty-killing-inspiring material

2002-10-22 01:25:10 AM  
misspudding: maybe its because one of the girls might post a giant boobie pic ;)
2002-10-22 01:25:14 AM  
Dammit, I'm at work and I can't look!!!
oh well, *google searches Orlando Bloom instead*
2002-10-22 01:30:55 AM  
Guy Incognito
as yet unanswered: does it want to make anyone want to buy the product??

What product ?? ;)
2002-10-22 01:34:13 AM  
Cat_Jones, that's a fine way to spend time.
2002-10-22 01:36:28 AM  
That's funny. He has a small penis.
2002-10-22 01:36:29 AM  
Charliex, not that i mind the guys crashing the boobies threads. it's when they start going, "feh, these weeners suck, blah blah blah..." or "playgirl...and chocolate..." is when i get annoyed.

enjoy the boobies. :)
2002-10-22 01:36:45 AM  
10-21-02 11:45:57 PM Big Orange Cat
And what the hell's wrong with an uncircumcised man?

Its odd Cat, -most- of the people I have heard object to uncircumsised penises are men. Guys wrinkle their noses in the discussions I've had with them and tell me how unclean it is. *roll* 2/3 men I've ever been with were Un, and let me tell you its much better sex with un! Much.

And I don't mind the hair. I used to when I was younger. Then I touched a hairy man's chest and it was soft and downy, like cat fur. I wanted to burry my head in his chest and let him hold me forever. I like the hair.
2002-10-22 01:39:16 AM  
while i'm digging up celebrity photos, here's an interesting NSFW one of christina ricci.

is it just me or does she look really thin in that pic?
2002-10-22 01:41:08 AM  
This guy is a bit of all right. Hairless guys remind me of children or gays. Not that there is anything wrong with either, but on the 'things that turn me on' scale they'd be right down there at the lower rung. Body hair implies good testosterone levels and we girlies are supposed to go for that :)

Uncircumcised = as nature intended. I have no idea why female circumcision is reviled yet women expect men to have it done to them. It's cruel and unnecessary in a world with modern sanitation.
2002-10-22 01:44:02 AM  

2/3 men I've ever been with were Un, and let me tell you its much better sex with un! Much.

I'd have to agree, though the sample size (no pun intended is hardly enough to make it a statistically significant study :)
2002-10-22 01:45:45 AM  
Misspudding: Her head is too big for her body
2002-10-22 01:46:23 AM  
can't close brackets or tags today. Dang.
2002-10-22 01:46:25 AM  
anyone like Colin Farrell?


there's a quote there about uncircumsized penises...heh.
2002-10-22 01:46:49 AM  
Probably not, but I don't really intend on widening the survey. Promiscuity is not in my nature.
2002-10-22 01:48:01 AM  
Yeah..he's cute
2002-10-22 01:50:21 AM  
Misspudding ~~ I do!!! I do!!!!!
2002-10-22 01:51:37 AM  
Misspudding: yeah she's pretty skinny in that picture, but not quite to the skinniness she is currently experiencing.

As much as I think she's hot (I have to, I've been told I look like her and I need to keep a positive self image) she really needs to eat something.

/offtopic boobies like talking in a weeners thread
2002-10-22 01:52:20 AM  

I meant for myself, also.
2002-10-22 01:53:04 AM  
oooh, more pics...

anyone like Luke Wilson?

yes, it's SFW.

yes, i'd totally hit that.
2002-10-22 01:54:09 AM  
And here I thought women liked guys who were way muscular...a few more months in the gym and I'm a male supermodel.

2002-10-22 01:54:28 AM  
Is that the CSI guy?
2002-10-22 01:54:41 AM  
as long as Luke shaves I'd hit that. That is one guy that should NOT grow a beard yet keeps trying. Kind of like Jason Lee
2002-10-22 01:55:40 AM  
Roselea, i think Christina is beautiful. definitely getting too skinny these days, but she's always been skinny, even though people have been giving her crap for it forever. i guess that's what you get for having a small frame...weight goes on pretty quickly, but it probably comes off pretty quick, too. and hey, if you look like her, more power to ya. i've been told i look like jewel. heh. thank god i have straight teeth, though. :)

ok, i gotta stop linking pictures so that i can get some work done.
2002-10-22 01:57:11 AM  
Thx for defending the uncircumsized! Theirs is a hard lot... outside being asked, "what's wrong with your dong?", uncircumsized males must exercise increased caution when dealing with zippers, be wary of bathroom aim interference issues (ever put yer thumb on a garden hose?), and live with the suspicion that, though it hasn't gotten them kicked out of bed, their uncut peeners have cost them some blowjobs.
2002-10-22 01:59:17 AM  
BotoxBarbie, CSI? i don't think so. Luke was in the Royal Tenenbaums and Home Fries, among other movies. he's related to Owen Wilson.

Roselea, i agree about the not shaving thing.

he's hot. :)
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