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(SALTYT) Weeners New French Vogue features first male full frontal ad (not safe for work)   ( divider line 245
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2002-10-22 12:17:11 AM  
I nominate DrLearned for post of the week.
Do I hear a second?</i.

Second! Or third....or is it fourth? Bah! It was funny
2002-10-22 12:17:56 AM  
Stupid tags
2002-10-22 12:18:52 AM  

I'd also like to apologize for the speakerphone incident.

*hangs head*
2002-10-22 12:19:39 AM  
Ass hair is sexy, right?
2002-10-22 12:19:48 AM  
Heh, I like it. Definitely smarts of hotness.

Perhaps a little less hair around his stomach, but I dunno...he's looking pretty nice the way he is.

And for those who think he is small...he is flacid. Most dicks are small when they're flacid. Except scary porno dicks and they can stay in scary pornos where they belong ;)
2002-10-22 12:20:58 AM  
ummm jay... yeah, not so much.
2002-10-22 12:23:46 AM  
wow. a little over 100 posts in less than 1 hour.

good job, ladies!
2002-10-22 12:24:04 AM  
Does it work like a certain amount isn't sexy, but below or above that amount is? You probably don't have to answer about the below a certain amount.
2002-10-22 12:25:28 AM  
Well, the women who all stand in line for PlayGirl and eat junk food that is invariably covered in some sort of chocolate or fudge have spoken.
2002-10-22 12:27:15 AM  
Well, the women who all stand in line for PlayGirl and eat junk food that is invariably covered in some sort of chocolate or fudge have spoken.

Uh oh.
2002-10-22 12:28:08 AM  
To quote the learned Dr.Learned,


Yeah indeed, girls -- yeah for responding so resoundingly in favor of this beautiful naked hairy man & his Weener....and of Weeners in general. Girls, I salute us all.

2002-10-22 12:28:33 AM  
ManiacBomber I don't eat junk food and I don't buy Playgirl.

However, I have no doubt you are an overweight net junkie who knows more about software viruses than the ones that can kill you.

Am I getting warmer?
2002-10-22 12:29:15 AM  
ManicBomber, you don't sound very happy.
2002-10-22 12:29:47 AM  
Yeah! what she said!
2002-10-22 12:30:18 AM  
wax, damn you! WAX!
His body is ok, but I can't stand that much hair. New male beauty standards...pshhhh!
2002-10-22 12:33:00 AM  
I misread what manicbomber wrote.. but when I think about it.. the model covered in chocolate really is not a bad idea.
2002-10-22 12:33:19 AM  
I was wondering when someone was going to bring up software bugs.
2002-10-22 12:33:34 AM  
Dude reminds me of the "you wouldn't know beauty if it took a dump on your car" bum from the SNL skit.
2002-10-22 12:33:41 AM  
Would getting it braided help? I'm sure their is enough to do that. Who would do that? All I can think of is those crazy Asian beauty parlors. They do crazy shiat like that, right?
2002-10-22 12:33:49 AM  
ManicBomber : I don't know if you can actually get your ass kicked over FARK, but if it's possible, you shoud start running now.
2002-10-22 12:34:30 AM  
Thank you, Jean Teasdale, for letting me steal your words.
2002-10-22 12:35:38 AM  
Not that I'D do it, of course. But chicks are pretty tough, is all.
2002-10-22 12:35:54 AM  
Jayd42: or on the beaches of Jamaica.
2002-10-22 12:36:12 AM  
He's quite hairy, as required by the new shift in male beauty standards.

oh, thank heavens.
this coming from a guy whose girlfriend's pet name for me is a derivitive of Chewbacca.

[image from too old to be available]

2002-10-22 12:36:23 AM  

You may have a point there, but if you part your hair different, no one would see.
2002-10-22 12:38:00 AM  
PaisleyHunter, I never, ever imagined anyone referencing Jean Teasdale. If I were a Hanna-Barbera character, by all rights I should now say "Now I'vew seen everything" and put a hilarious fake revolver up to my temple, pull the trigger, and deadpan it when the "BOOM" flag unfurls from the barrel of the revolver.

2002-10-22 12:39:43 AM  
And the grunts continue from the population that presents itself like a bunch of hormone crazed pre-teens.

Rise above animals. I am sure you... well no I am not actually. Continue as you were then.
2002-10-22 12:41:00 AM  

Good one Bumjube

Damn, I wish I had thought of that!

*high five*
2002-10-22 12:41:40 AM  
Blurst: Playgirl and chocolate just add up to Jean. Like Fabio and precious moments figurines.
2002-10-22 12:42:37 AM  
I would have my back and bum waxed, if a woman asked it of me. But not my chest or stomach. I'm so furry there that shock and/or blood loss could be life-threatening.
2002-10-22 12:42:52 AM  
hmm..html is not my friend.

Maniac bomber, if you are so above (he didn't discount my observations, for the record) why are you in this thread?
2002-10-22 12:43:34 AM  
as yet unanswered: does it want to make anyone want to buy the product??
2002-10-22 12:44:29 AM  
Ok, I have a bigger weiner than he does, why can't I be a nude model? :(
2002-10-22 12:44:43 AM  
So, where is MorePeasPlease? He should be here, tormenting me about my "I'm as furry as an ewok" comment.
2002-10-22 12:45:00 AM  
I once had a boyfriend named Moe
Who's crotch wasn't much of a show
But come later at night
When the mood was just right
My my how dear Moe sure could grow!
2002-10-22 12:45:06 AM  
Pssst... SG,

You think he is a... *gasp* troll?

Either that, or there was no tractor pull on tonight.
2002-10-22 12:45:33 AM  
The weiner dosen't make the man, Doodie.
2002-10-22 12:45:38 AM  
Like Fabio and precious moments figurines.

2002-10-22 12:46:10 AM  
Guy Incognito if the product is some kind of device that re-affirms my own heterosexuality, then yes.
2002-10-22 12:46:53 AM  
PaisleyHunter, touche. But did you have to bring up Fabio? Now I'm going to have terrible dreams.
God, why did you place Fabio's eyes so close together? WHY!?

Nanookanano, don't you wax a thing.

ManicBomber, are you equally willing to posit that all porno-browsing males are 350 pound lardos that have special sauce leaking down their cheeks as they gawk at all the pretty round boobies? Because if you're not, then you suck.
Oops, I mean -- then you're not being Equal Opportunity.
2002-10-22 12:47:19 AM  
i can't help but think this kind of sales pitch won't work on women the way, say, this might for men. (nsfw, nsfw)
2002-10-22 12:47:22 AM  
ManicBomber, i'm pleased to admit that i'm hormone-crazed. i haven't had sex in a few weeks because my lover is in florida, where he works, and i'm stuck up here in michigan, finishing school.

and well, the last time i checked, humans were animals, just like any other animal. how can you deny your sexual urges? there's nothing wrong with being sexual. if you think there is, perhaps there's something wrong with you.

if you think that it's just something that affects women, only, i have to wonder what kind of man you are? are you even a man?
2002-10-22 12:47:33 AM  
Product? What product?
2002-10-22 12:48:06 AM  
I think its great that the hairiness is coming back. I'm into guys that look like guys. I want to be the girly one in the relationship. I want them bigger than me, hairier, stronger. I want then to randomly kill things in the yard and to nick name their penises thinks like "one-eye" and "slappy". Small hairless skinny men make me self-counscious and feel more of a need to feed them than fark them. Go hair!
2002-10-22 12:48:28 AM  
10-21-02 11:56:43 PM Sweater Girl
Pony up Charlie

I've seen your pic:) We want MORE!

I second that!
2002-10-22 12:48:58 AM  
Blurst ~ I'm thinking you had it right the first time.
2002-10-22 12:49:30 AM  
I could not hold a beer like that. Ever.
2002-10-22 12:50:26 AM  
Oh... although Drlearned's post was very amusing.. here is my vote for post of the day.

10-21-02 12:38:18 PM Guy Incognito
hrrumpf...i am not that Guy.
2002-10-22 12:52:15 AM  
Heehee.. Think "duct tape" BB.

(oh, and empty can)
2002-10-22 12:52:22 AM  
So, the consensus seems to be:

Silky fuzz on the chest and legs is good.

The "Oh my God, he isn't wearing a sweater" look is not.
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