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(The Register)   Scientists officially discover that the perfect female legs are slightly longer than average and attached to Kylie Minogue   (theregister.co.uk) divider line 121
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2008-01-17 07:59:55 AM  
Mmmm... Kylie's long legs wrapped around me...

/Bunk - I'll be in it
 
2008-01-17 08:38:19 AM  
Then there's the rest of her to...

(Kylie Minogue Agent Provocateur Commercial NSFW)

/fist, angry god, etc..
 
2008-01-17 08:54:39 AM  
oath
 
2008-01-17 09:17:53 AM  
The perfect female legs are the ones wrapped around your neck.
 
2008-01-17 09:18:29 AM  
Yes - because scientists know SO much about the opposite sex.
 
2008-01-17 09:20:16 AM  
Cormee: Yes - because scientists know SO much about the opposite sex.

Heh. They know about as much as the average Farker.
 
2008-01-17 09:20:31 AM  
It's hard...


img181.imageshack.us



to argue.
 
2008-01-17 09:21:35 AM  
Long legs kill kittens faster.
 
2008-01-17 09:21:51 AM  
You know... a while back they determined that her ass had the perfect proportions. (Going to look for a link)

I hereby volunteer to help determine if her breasts are perfect as well.
 
2008-01-17 09:22:36 AM  
the splendidly-named Dr Boguslaw

That is splendid.
 
2008-01-17 09:22:51 AM  
Matter of taste, I guess, but I think Renee Olstead's are ideal.

/look 'em up yourself
 
2008-01-17 09:23:12 AM  
Too bad she got weird plastic surgery over the last few years and is starting to look like Mick Jagger.

www.enjoyfrance.com
 
2008-01-17 09:24:18 AM  
amazing_live_seamonkeys: Yep

hello, airbrush.
 
2008-01-17 09:25:35 AM  
She was shot six times.
New York City. I mean Kansas.



She was something. Her eyes
were something azure, you know?



Honey-blonde hair. Her body.



Her legs went on for days.



If she was here right now, maybe we'd
have a house with a little fence...



...up in Silvertown,
that place you talk about.
 
2008-01-17 09:26:43 AM  
Brought to you by the Obvious Ric Romero Institution of Obviousness Pleonasms and Redundancy Redundancy Obvious School of Institution of Research of Obviousness and Common Sense Obvious Stuff and Stupidity

/Who ever said that he preferred short stumpy legs?
 
2008-01-17 09:27:10 AM  
Nestea Plunge: She was shot six times.
New York City. I mean Kansas.



She was something. Her eyes
were something azure, you know?



Honey-blonde hair. Her body.



Her legs went on for days.



If she was here right now, maybe we'd
have a house with a little fence...



...up in Silvertown,
that place you talk about.


Walken rocks.
 
2008-01-17 09:27:40 AM  
I coulda told you that. Can I has research grant plz?
 
2008-01-17 09:29:54 AM  
Sybarite: It's hard. ...to argue.

/FTFY
 
2008-01-17 09:30:27 AM  
Bomb Head Mohammed: hello, airbrush.

Considering you never had a chance to get her in the sack, why are you complaining? She below your standards or something?
 
2008-01-17 09:30:46 AM  
Perfect 'anything' is going to always be 'better than average'. Nobody will say perfect boobs are smaller than average, or perfect brains are dumber than average. What's next, tastier steak is juicier than average?
 
2008-01-17 09:31:44 AM  
Found it. (SFW window)

"Dr Holmes said that Kylie Minogue, whose celebrated bottom relaunched her career with the help of a pair of hotpants, would almost certainly score a perfect 80."

From 04/06
 
2008-01-17 09:33:02 AM  
img.photobucket.com

img.photobucket.com



www.offtolondon.com

www.hecklerspray.com

www.mediastorehouse.com
 
2008-01-17 09:35:36 AM  
Daneel Olivaw: (Kylie Minogue Agent Provocateur Commercial NSFW)

That link blows. I ain't logging in to youtube so they can verify my age.

\If you are like me, and don't want to register, try this site for the same video: Definitely NSFW (new window)
 
2008-01-17 09:37:02 AM  
Long legs? Too bad she's shorter than Danny DeVito.
 
2008-01-17 09:37:13 AM  
Below standards...

Sharp knees...

etc. etc. etc.
 
2008-01-17 09:37:55 AM  
Daneel Olivaw: (Kylie Minogue Agent Provocateur Commercial NSFW)

...oh...oh my...
 
2008-01-17 09:38:46 AM  
One of the best ZZ Top songs ever to chart was "Legs".

"She's got legs, and she knows how to use them."

That's it, that's the whole song, that's all you need to know. Chances are you've dealt with those legs in your life, or you're a female who has those legs.

photos.imageevent.com
 
2008-01-17 09:39:30 AM  
Hot teacher thread
Bisexuality thread (fortunately significantly skewed to females)
and now
Leg thread

What a Farkin' morning!

/leg and butt man
 
2008-01-17 09:41:42 AM  
Nestea Plunge: One of the best ZZ Top songs ever to chart was "Legs".

"She's got legs, and she knows how to use them."

That's it, that's the whole song, that's all you need to know. Chances are you've dealt with those legs in your life, or you're a female who has those legs.


And another thing: When will women discover the unharnessed but awesome power of fishnets?
 
2008-01-17 09:45:45 AM  
My dad used to go on and on about how Tina Turner had the most amazing legs he'd ever seen. That's why I eventually had to murder him.
 
2008-01-17 09:46:53 AM  
Nestea Plunge & Pontus and the Nail Drivers

an another, another thing...If your a woman who has those legs, you must also seriously consider using the super short mini skirt to your advantage. This works especially well in business environments.
 
2008-01-17 09:48:08 AM  
Mandy Moore

//That is all
 
2008-01-17 09:48:27 AM  
Danii is hotter.

A GIS might be NSFW.
 
2008-01-17 09:50:13 AM  
I don't dislike legs or threads about hot women. I do actively despise articles like this.

I wonder what product is being sold. Like the Jessica Alba 'wiggle' study, that decided the results beforehand, misquoted the author, and used fuzzy math to come up with their bullshiat in the first place.

The internet makes me sad. Every day I meet new people that I want to stab in the face.
 
2008-01-17 09:50:27 AM  
www.photosport.com
Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong legs
 
2008-01-17 09:51:12 AM  
Nestea Plunge: She was shot six times.
New York City. I mean Kansas.



She was something. Her eyes
were something azure, you know?



Honey-blonde hair. Her body.



Her legs went on for days.



If she was here right now, maybe we'd
have a house with a little fence...



...up in Silvertown,
that place you talk about.


Gert B. Frobe
 
2008-01-17 09:51:27 AM  
Kylie's appearance in the 2007 Doctor Who Christmas special didn't convince me that she is all that sexy - and she was playing a cocktail waitress.

Does anyone remember the show on TLC or Discovery that showed the "scientific" map of the perfect woman's face; which they laid over the top of Liz Hurley's face and found a match? I think John Cleese was the host of the show.
 
2008-01-17 09:51:40 AM  
img116.imageshack.us

/yeah, but...
 
2008-01-17 09:55:21 AM  
Kylie Minogue and Geri Halliwell kiss

Probably NSFW if your work doesn't like to see you watch two clothed women kissing.
 
2008-01-17 09:57:04 AM  
More pics of da hawt legs plz. All I got are teh bewbies.

/probably NSFW
 
2008-01-17 10:02:45 AM  
photos.imageevent.com
 
2008-01-17 10:03:41 AM  
Dannii Minogue ruined her bewbs, though. Shame.
 
2008-01-17 10:11:22 AM  
photos.imageevent.com
 
2008-01-17 10:12:47 AM  
Gee, I hope the Register doesn't hurt itself with that stretch.

/Katherine Heigl sucks
//just sayin'
 
2008-01-17 10:13:00 AM  
apeiron242: Danii is hotter.

A GIS might be NSFW.


No you're wrong on that one. A few years ago Kylie was way way hotter. Only now that she went through cancer and lost her hair that way(unlike crazy biatchney) and i think her boobs. But for someone getting to 40 lookin that smokin...mmmm. Makes me wanna go after milfs more.

/still remembers the gstring pictures of her...mmmm.
 
2008-01-17 10:18:53 AM  
Ew, that Stacie Kiebler or whatever does NOT have a pretty face. Look at her nose, yuck.
 
2008-01-17 10:19:58 AM  
Neve Campbell? Are you serious?
 
2008-01-17 10:21:12 AM  
Stacy Keibler - Damn
 
2008-01-17 10:22:01 AM  
Bah. Kylie hasn't been cute since Neighbours.

/Everybody needs good Neeeeeighbours
//Had every inch of my walls and ceiling covered with Kylie posters in my teen years
///Yes, I was pathetic. Why do you ask?
 
2008-01-17 10:22:17 AM  
dave420: Dannii Minogue ruined her bewbs, though. Shame.

I don't think the cancer was really her idea.
 
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