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(Reuters)   Useless organ removed from "High School Musical" star Zac Efron. No, the other one   (reuters.com) divider line 32
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2008-01-17 09:08:33 AM  
Do we really care?

/gads I hate tween entertainment
 
2008-01-17 09:11:01 AM  
WTF kinda name is Zac Efron? He sounds like a spice that should be only used when making curry.
 
2008-01-17 09:16:43 AM  
God--: Do we really care?

/gads I hate tween entertainment


I hate the farking word "tween"
 
2008-01-17 09:32:57 AM  
fun fact:

appendicitis is almost always caused by a ball of poop getting stuck in your appendix.
 
2008-01-17 09:36:07 AM  
smoky2010: WTF kinda name is Zac Efron? He sounds like a spice that should be only used when making curry.

WTF kinda name is Zac Efron? He sounds like what Hermione wants to do.
 
2008-01-17 09:37:54 AM  
I can't be the only person who read the headline as "Useless organ removed from High School Musical; star Zac Efron", can I? Even just the first time you skimmed it?
 
2008-01-17 09:53:58 AM  
Simia Saturnalia: I can't be the only person who read the headline as "Useless organ removed from High School Musical; star Zac Efron", can I? Even just the first time you skimmed it?

Guilty. That dude is such a closet case; I'm in theatre, I should know.
 
2008-01-17 10:00:28 AM  
His heterosexuality gland? It was shriveled and dead.
 
2008-01-17 10:01:18 AM  
God--: /gads I hate tween entertainment
maybe it's just because my kids are young, but who the fark is watching this shiat? If my kids did, I think I'd have to heckle them nonstop.
 
2008-01-17 10:11:12 AM  
FeedTheCollapse: maybe it's just because my kids are young, but who the fark is watching this shiat? If my kids did, I think I'd have to heckle them nonstop.

Our best friends' 10-year-old daughter can't get enough of this drek. And we do heckle her nonstop about it.
 
2008-01-17 10:18:58 AM  
As the father of an 8 year old daughter, I hate Zac Efron with all my life.
 
2008-01-17 10:24:04 AM  
Two Dogs Farking: FeedTheCollapse: maybe it's just because my kids are young, but who the fark is watching this shiat? If my kids did, I think I'd have to heckle them nonstop.

Our best friends' 10-year-old daughter can't get enough of this drek. And we do heckle her nonstop about it.


johnc98: As the father of an 8 year old daughter, I hate Zac Efron with all my life.



Show them some old John Holmes movies. they'll soon lose interest in the other stuff..


/ticket please!
 
2008-01-17 10:27:53 AM  
God--: Two Dogs Farking: FeedTheCollapse: maybe it's just because my kids are young, but who the fark is watching this shiat? If my kids did, I think I'd have to heckle them nonstop.

Our best friends' 10-year-old daughter can't get enough of this drek. And we do heckle her nonstop about it.

johnc98: As the father of an 8 year old daughter, I hate Zac Efron with all my life.



Show them some old John Holmes movies. they'll soon lose interest in the other stuff..


/ticket please!


Especially the Private Pleasures of John C. Holmes. Bow chicka.

Anyone else think that Zac Efron looks like Brent Corrigan?
 
2008-01-17 10:33:55 AM  
God--: Show them some old John Holmes movies.

PonceAlyosha: Especially the Private Pleasures of John C. Holmes.

How about you guys go have a seat over there?
 
2008-01-17 10:39:49 AM  
I thought he was the useless organ...


\Perhaps filled with useless organs?
 
2008-01-17 10:52:27 AM  
The appendix has been vindicated. It's purpose is to store beneficial bacteria in your intestines in case your body's normal reserves are depleted. It's sort of like a built in petrie dish. It has an opening to the intestines, so that ball of poop comment earlier makes sense.
 
2008-01-17 11:00:54 AM  
PonceAlyosha: God--: Two Dogs Farking: FeedTheCollapse:

Anyone else think that Zac Efron looks like Brent Corrigan?


Please stop talking about my future husband like that.... though they do seem to share similar skills...
 
2008-01-17 11:10:56 AM  
All I know is that in the first High school musical they looked liked high school kids... now they all look like adults. Corbin Bleu has made the most striking changes, I think...

Anyhow, they're getting too old for Disney... it's time to move on, no matter how much more money they can make.
 
2008-01-17 11:24:25 AM  
My first thought was Vanessa Hudgeons.

/can't believe I know who these people are.
 
2008-01-17 11:31:27 AM  
aedude01: PonceAlyosha: God--: Two Dogs Farking: FeedTheCollapse:

Anyone else think that Zac Efron looks like Brent Corrigan?

Please stop talking about my future husband like that.... though they do seem to share similar skills...


Which one? Zac or Brent? In my opinion, Corrigan's got more under the hood.

/Gladly take either, though generally doesn't like twinks
 
2008-01-17 11:31:37 AM  
xxBirdMadGirlxx: My first thought was Vanessa Hudgeons.

/can't believe I know who these people are.


no, but he had to remove his useless organ from her to get to the hospital.
 
2008-01-17 11:34:06 AM  
Zac. If for no other reason but to dash the hopes of little girls everywhere. Add in the fact that he sings and has a 6-pack and you've got a situation full of win.
 
2008-01-17 11:37:59 AM  
aedude01: Zac. If for no other reason but to dash the hopes of little girls everywhere. Add in the fact that he sings and has a 6-pack and you've got a situation full of win.

Guess that leaves me with the sluttier sister. Somehow I'll survive.

Hurray homosexuality!
 
2008-01-17 11:52:04 AM  
Vladimir_Pootin': The appendix has been vindicated. It's purpose is to store beneficial bacteria in your intestines in case your body's normal reserves are depleted. It's sort of like a built in petrie dish. It has an opening to the intestines, so that ball of poop comment earlier makes sense.

I swear to FSM, my fiance just gave me the same exact description of the benefits of the appendix (aside from the ball of poop portion). Almost word for word. Now I wonder if he's stalking all your posts. :-)

My 12-year-old niece LOVES Zac Efron; my brother makes her sniff his armpit everytime she mentions him.

/I love my brother
 
2008-01-17 11:57:12 AM  
I'm not going to comment on his High School Musical stuff, since I've seen none of it, but I will say that the kid did a good job in Hairspray.
 
2008-01-17 12:06:12 PM  
PonceAlyosha: Hurray homosexuality!

I'm with you there, hooray!

/Erik Rhodes fan, but would certainly go for Zac or Brent without hesitation if the opportunity arose.
 
2008-01-17 03:16:28 PM  
Z-A-C does nto spell Zach, what the fark is up with that?
www.springmanrecords.com
 
2008-01-17 03:32:47 PM  
Good one, Subby.

My 12 y.o. and 11 y.o. daughters are totally in love with them. They overheard me tell hubby that I didn't think he batted for the home team. My 11 y.o. piped up, "Well, duh, Mom. He plays BASKETBALL in HSM, not baseball."

*sigh*

I can only hope that, some day soon, they'll figure it out.
 
2008-01-17 03:35:00 PM  
StewMcG: Good one, Subby.

My 12 y.o. and 11 y.o. daughters are totally in love with them. They overheard me tell hubby that I didn't think THOUGHT he batted for the home team. My 11 y.o. piped up, "Well, duh, Mom. He plays BASKETBALL in HSM, not baseball."

*sigh*

I can only hope that, some day soon, they'll figure it out.


FTFM
 
2008-01-17 03:50:01 PM  
Madewithrealbitsofpanther: Z-A-C does nto spell Zach, what the fark is up with that?
Big D is the shiat
 
2008-01-18 08:43:59 AM  
Zac efron spelled bacwards is Norfe Caz



\The more you know...
 
2008-01-18 09:26:08 AM  
mikefinch Zac efron spelled bacwards is Norfe Caz

Which is Botswanan for " I like it up the pooper."

/and knowing is half the battle.
 
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