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2008-01-16 06:29:36 AM  
Damn it feels good to be a gangsta
Gettin voted into the white house
Everything lookin good to the people of the world
But the mafia family is my boss
So every now and then I owe a favor gettin down
Like lettin a big drug shipment through
And send em to the poor community
So we can bust you know who
So voters of the world keep supportin me
And I promise to take you very far
Other leaders better not upset me
Or Ill send a million troops to die at war
To all you republicans, that helped me win
I sincerely like to thank you
Cuz now I got the world swingin from my nuts
And damn it feels good to be a gangsta
2008-01-16 06:30:58 AM  
My baloney has a first name its D-U-B-Y-A, my baloney has a second name it's B-U-S-H- um... Y
2008-01-16 06:31:53 AM  
"Aw, man, I think I touched his poo hand..."
2008-01-16 06:43:26 AM  
"The voice is different, but the breath is the same."
He's kissed enough Saudi ass to know.
2008-01-16 06:43:58 AM  
2008-01-16 06:48:44 AM  
The same thing he's thinking all the time.



"Link" (pops)
2008-01-16 07:05:58 AM  
Is that a bomb belt you are are wearing, or do you really like me?
2008-01-16 07:09:18 AM  
"This country has no decent TP. I can't wait to get back to the smooth and supple feel of the Constitution on may ass."
2008-01-16 07:11:09 AM  
My safe words are 9/11, mushroom cloud,and WMD.
2008-01-16 07:18:59 AM  
2008-01-16 07:28:39 AM  
I should have went to Iran, they don't have gays there.
2008-01-16 07:36:20 AM
2008-01-16 07:41:56 AM  
"I feel so dirty but I just can't stop..."
2008-01-16 07:57:10 AM  
Hey this'll get us on Fark for sure.
2008-01-16 08:11:15 AM  
Look, spaghetti arms. This is my dance space. This is your dance space. I don't go into yours, you don't go into mine. You gotta hold the frame.
2008-01-16 08:23:36 AM  
"I have just stuck a hand grenade down your pants"
2008-01-16 08:25:19 AM  
If you rick roll me again....I'll bomb you.
2008-01-16 08:40:37 AM  
"Oh God, should my eyes be open or closed for this?? Too late! Just don't look him in the eyes!"
2008-01-16 09:04:09 AM  
Humean_Nature: If i were gay, I would give you my heart,
and if i were gay you'd be my work of art.
And if i were gay, we would swim in romance;
But I'm not gay -
so get your hand out of my pants!

If you were gay
I'd shout "HOORAY!"
and here I'd stay,
but I wouldn't get in

You can count on me
to always beeeeeeeeee
beside you every day
to tell you it's OK
you were just born that way
and as they say
it's in your DNA
2008-01-16 09:06:58 AM  
"Sheik, I shall aways remain, your pet goat"
2008-01-16 09:07:24 AM  
2008-01-16 09:08:31 AM  
"The smell of burning leather....."
2008-01-16 09:15:52 AM  
You had me at 'hod hod, yaa ahl al-beet'!
2008-01-16 09:19:24 AM  
Oh yea Shieky, give me that sweet, sweet oil!
2008-01-16 09:36:30 AM  
Gigety, gigety. Alright.
2008-01-16 09:52:06 AM  
"The square of the hypotenuse is equal to the sum of the squares of the 2 sides of a right triangle. Wow...I can't believe I remembered that."
2008-01-16 09:53:40 AM  
Wow! His kisses are better than Laura's.
2008-01-16 09:58:38 AM  
2008-01-16 10:09:27 AM  
I smell falafel
2008-01-16 10:14:04 AM  
And I think it's gonna be a long long time
Till touch down brings me round again to find
I'm not the man they think I am at home
Oh no no no I'm a rocket man
2008-01-16 10:14:12 AM  
You complete me.
2008-01-16 10:15:19 AM  
I'll meet you in the palace at 1am. I can't get away from Condi any earlier baby.
2008-01-16 10:27:58 AM  
Aw man, when they said I was going to meet the King I thought they meant Elvis! This sucks.
2008-01-16 10:34:51 AM  
All your oils belong to us
2008-01-16 10:42:50 AM  
"I know you can read my thoughts, boy: Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow."
2008-01-16 10:47:31 AM  
"Master, phase one of 'rule the world' is complete"
2008-01-16 10:53:39 AM  
Somewhere in between the sheiks, the women, and the hot oil, it hits you: You didn't turn off the coffeepot.
2008-01-16 11:12:41 AM  
Hey maybe we're having chicken for dinner.
I could really go for some KFC.
Do Arabs even eat chicken?
And if they do, do they Kentucky fry it?
Wait, are Saudi's Arabs? I forgot.
Woah, I'm being kissed by a guy. That's really weird.
I don't want to cause an international incident again, like with that German biatch. Hope I remembered to eat a tic tac.
I like tic tacs. They come in so many flavors now. It's not just spearmint, they have orange. Who ever came up with orange tic tacs. That guys a genius. Maybe I'll give him a Medal of Freedom, or some Kentucky fried chicken.
Oh, boy do I like chicken.
I'm so hungry.
2008-01-16 11:31:31 AM  
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2008-01-16 11:36:24 AM  
Wet. Definitely wet.
2008-01-16 11:37:02 AM  
"Rock, Rock, Rockaway Beach"
2008-01-16 11:40:14 AM  
♫ Oh, those Golden Grahams
Oh, those Golden Grahams
Crispy, crunchy, graham cereal
Brand new breakfast treat ♫
2008-01-16 11:47:35 AM  
2008-01-16 12:01:00 PM  
"The shait I put up with for oil... eeew!"
2008-01-16 12:02:23 PM  
"........ when's dinner".
2008-01-16 12:03:07 PM  
Ya gotta tell me who's better me or dad?
2008-01-16 12:04:15 PM  
"Wow, you guys really DO smell bad..."
2008-01-16 12:04:39 PM  
2008-01-16 12:06:28 PM  
Mmmm, spicy...
2008-01-16 12:15:48 PM  
"God, I hope I'm not sporting wood"
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