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(retroCrush)   Pictures from Christina Aguilera's "Dirty" video (not quite safe for work)   (retrocrush.com) divider line 160
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2002-10-21 02:07:44 PM
Anyone who buys into a celeb's public image as a true indicator of who that person is, is a sheep. You probably believe commercials and other advertisements as well.

We need to start Operation:Mayhem
 
2002-10-21 02:08:49 PM
 
2002-10-21 02:09:17 PM
Shakira is so much hotter than Christina it's not even funny.

She can sing about her rack without coming off slutty.

She wears cut-off Guns N Roses t-shirts (Appetite for Destruction-era, of course) on the cover of Rolling Stone.

She actually has more than five minutes of bellydance training.

She has actually figured out how to play a musical instrument.

I could keep going, but I won't.

 
2002-10-21 02:11:13 PM
http://www.deeischristina.com/

old, but still funny.
 
2002-10-21 02:11:49 PM
I don't like all those piercings.... to each their own,though.....
 
2002-10-21 02:14:07 PM
I think shes hot.

And none of you would push her away if she wanted to give you head in the alley behind the 7-11.
 
Zed
2002-10-21 02:15:05 PM
What's up with all those ugly piercings and horrible amounts of makeup...yuck, just nasty. She used to be so hot
 
2002-10-21 02:15:10 PM
Okay, so what's the Christian/Toby story? Work is mind-numbingly boring today and I don't want to study. I want to hear a story about stupid celebrities because I am a complete sheep and pop culture dominates my life.
 
2002-10-21 02:15:39 PM
I could keep going, but I won't.

heheheh
 
2002-10-21 02:16:33 PM
This may be the best video with urine dancing in it of all time.

LMAO.
 
2002-10-21 02:17:57 PM
Uhh huh, VIDEO GAMES are corrupting Americas youth...

Please...
 
2002-10-21 02:18:15 PM
Hmmm....she turned out quite interesting?
 
2002-10-21 02:18:31 PM
I would drag my balls
through broken glass
just to get a sniff of her ass.
 
2002-10-21 02:19:25 PM
I agree with the other two people who pointed this out: "This may be the best video with urine dancing in it of all time." is the best line in the entire article!
 
2002-10-21 02:21:52 PM
Man...she used to be truly cute, now she looks like a damn Egyptian!
 
2002-10-21 02:22:07 PM
I'll bet that clam stanks!
 
kab
2002-10-21 02:23:22 PM
Gwen Stefani is far better than anyone mentioned in this thread, looks and talent wise.

/statement off
 
2002-10-21 02:24:33 PM
She is half Hispanic but does not speak it. My wife (also Hispanic and fluent in Spanish) says you can clearly tell that when she sins in Spanish, she is just reciting memorized lines. She has no idea what she is saying.
My wife thinks it's funny when she is nominated for Latin Grammies.
 
2002-10-21 02:25:09 PM
Why don't these people just go into porn (soft and/or hardcore)? They'll make more money quicker. It's not like anyone actualy respects them as artists.
 
udo
2002-10-21 02:27:03 PM
I think her next album should be titled: "I'm talented, but I can't make money unless I act slutty"
 
2002-10-21 02:27:09 PM
Whatwherewhy:


Through broken glass for a sniff of ass? You should at least get a lick for that...
 
2002-10-21 02:27:34 PM
What the hell are Capoeiristas?

Practitioners of Capoeira, an Afro-Brazilian dance/martial art form. I watched the video all the way through again (no sacrifice too great for my fellow Farkers), and as Bardicmisfit said, there are some Capoeiristas in one scene - but don't blink or you'll miss it. Not enough to affect Capoeira either for good or ill, IMO.
 
2002-10-21 02:27:56 PM
Correction:

Or 'sings' in Spanish, rather. Although I'm certian she sins in Spanish, too.
 
2002-10-21 02:29:08 PM
Mediaho
What the hell are Capoeiristas?


From what I remember my buddy from Rio telling me is that it's sort of a martial arts/dance thing with drummers, etc. It's pretty cool to watch.
 
43%
2002-10-21 02:29:08 PM
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2002-10-21 02:31:37 PM
this is gorgeous.
 
2002-10-21 02:33:59 PM
It's a family thing..




 
2002-10-21 02:36:46 PM
Another NSFW CA link

which also contains

[waynes_world]
unnecessary zoom!!
[/waynes_world]

random thought:
q: how do you get into your pants?
a: you could start by buying me a drink...
 
2002-10-21 02:39:40 PM
I am the first person to give a purdy girl her props but.. come on.... She is screaming for a gang bang and I know some of you farkers would give it to her. Time to take out the trash.. When will her 15 minutes be over?
 
2002-10-21 02:39:40 PM
I am the first person to give a purdy girl her props but.. come on.... She is screaming for a gang bang and I know some of you farkers would give it to her. Time to take out the trash.. When will her 15 minutes be over?
 
2002-10-21 02:39:41 PM
[ BORING ]
 
2002-10-21 02:39:41 PM
Gwen Stefani is far better than anyone mentioned in this thread, looks and talent wise.

I've liked Gwen Stefani since hearing her sing on Brian Setzer's CD, but she doesn't do it for me the way Paulina and Shakira do. I'll agree with you that's she's a lot hotter than Cristina. As for more talented than Cristina, well, fark, who isn't?
 
2002-10-21 02:42:49 PM
Is it just me or does she think she's going for some kind of drugged crack whore look?

Also if you heard her talk three years ago, she talked like some valley girl from the mall. Now she sounds like she's from the hood....she probably grew up on the same block as Vanilla Ice...
 
2002-10-21 02:42:50 PM
BrotherLove

True. It just pains my heart to watch them play to the tune of Christina Aguilera of all things, no matter how brief. =)
 
2002-10-21 02:44:45 PM
Tylank: You stupid moron. Is Spanish a non-white language? Isnt Spanish European? After all, Spanish even uses the same letters that English and most Western European languages use.

Just because she has a spanish last name doesn't mean she's not white. If Minnie Driver, Natalie Portaman and Ray Romano are white, she is white too. She's actually whiter than those. What does white mean now anyway? Is it a social class? Yes it is, because the blond blue-eyed hispanic people are not white because they're too "hispanic" to belong.

Some hispanics are white. Most hispanics are brown. ANd some hispanics are black.

Learn that and stop looking like morons.
 
2002-10-21 02:46:33 PM
For the Toby/Christina story:

This is just what I heard so of course it could be false but oh farkin' well

Anyways, I guess Toby and her where knocking boots for awhile but he was keeping it fairly secret. Well one morning he is out to breakfast with his family/friends and she sees him and asks him (away from the table) if she could join them cause she wants to meet his family/friends. I guess he just finished his breakfast and left without introducing her or letting her join in.

It is pretty sad when you don't realize you are the booty call :)
 
2002-10-21 02:47:15 PM
Oh, and for those who don't know what Capoeira is:

Think Eddy Gordo from the Tekken games, except with music and song.
 
2002-10-21 02:48:58 PM

Hmm.... What the hell is a "labria" piercing?

Looks like a typo to me, that kind of piercing is called a "Labret". I've got one myself, most of the time people don't even notice it.

 
2002-10-21 02:49:30 PM
"Why don't these people just go into porn (soft and/or hardcore)? They'll make more money quicker"

Get serious - she could buy and sell every porn starlet out there - she probably makes more for one concert than they make in a year.

Oh, and BTW - I'd drag it into the shower with me, and then hit it. All that makeup doesn't have to be a deal-breaker.
 
2002-10-21 02:49:37 PM
She should just end it all.
 
2002-10-21 02:52:07 PM
Interestingly enough, I just flipped by MTV and there was the ho-bag doing some special, and she was referring to her new look as a way for her to "shed her skin" and express her true inner skank.
 
2002-10-21 02:53:00 PM
She was hot when she first came out. But now, the way she dresses, the looks like a slut that has more diseases than a lab rat in a sewer. I'd hit it, but only after she took a shower and scrubbed all that make up off.

And binary...I agree 100% about Shakira.

To quote from Jay and Silent Strike Back:

"Dude, I think I just filled the cup."
 
2002-10-21 02:54:34 PM
Just saw on Good Day Live (I am bored) that the people of Thailand are pissed about the video...Not because the sexuality, but because posters discussing thailand's sex industry (written in thai) are in the backround of one of the scenes.
 
2002-10-21 02:57:30 PM
classic...

http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1458223/10182002/aguilera_christina.jhtml
 
2002-10-21 03:00:55 PM
Further evidence of her 'new look?' Maybe NSFW, that's why I linked it.

I'm married, so no 'to hit or not to hit' question. She's probably young enough to be my daughter...
 
2002-10-21 03:01:37 PM
Speaking of Dee Snider, I think he spoke the best line ever uttered on Behind hte Music:

"No son, daddy was a transvestite. If daddy was a transexual, you wouldn't be here."
 
2002-10-21 03:03:58 PM
Looks like the SFW parts of an Anabolic GBG video. She looks diseased and worn out. Not a turn-on.
 
2002-10-21 03:07:09 PM
I bet she cleans up pretty good. I'd hit it, but only after a good hosing down.
 
2002-10-21 03:12:25 PM
"Dirty" - best use of quotations. ever.
 
2002-10-21 03:14:19 PM


I wonder if little pink Christina Aguilera bugs are still a side effect of Ritalin?
 
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