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(retroCrush)   Pictures from Christina Aguilera's "Dirty" video (not quite safe for work)   (retrocrush.com) divider line 160
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2002-10-21 09:09:11 AM  
I hear ya Slayer. She has a very good voice.

That and the fact that I'd soooooooo hit it. Twice.
 
2002-10-21 09:29:29 AM  
Great, you don't hear a damn thing from the pages of Playboy, wherein she'll be properly exploited. I've said it before, and I'll say it again, dunlubdemhoze! It really is one farkin word, ladies and gents!
 
2002-10-21 09:34:21 AM  
Wow, very original.
 
OBB
2002-10-21 09:56:58 AM  
I didn't have an idea that music video could be that dirty.... until seeing that.
 
2002-10-21 09:58:12 AM  
Here are some URLs to pics (too lazy to link) that have been flooding the TotalFark queue where Christina Aguilera is accidentally caught topless (NSFW):
http://www.yovacollection.com/yc/SoloDesnudos/AguileraNude.htm
http://www.punkassgamer.com/public/files/CristinaAguilera_MTV_Diary2.jpg
 
2002-10-21 01:19:04 PM  
I'D HIT IT.

HILARITY ENSUES.
 
2002-10-21 01:20:41 PM  
She used to be incredibly farking hot..beautiful even. These days she looks like a nasty wigger skank.

What does this mean? Not much, except that now I'd only cut off 3 fingers to hit it instead of a whole hand.
 
2002-10-21 01:21:35 PM  
wow, i feel dirty just from looking at that... yucky! it seems a lot like one of britneys videos..
 
2002-10-21 01:22:56 PM  
I know all the farkers would hit it, because they will hit anything wearing a skirt, but seriously... Does ANYONE find her attractive?
 
2002-10-21 01:23:09 PM  
:)
Nice turd launcher.
Who's down for sloppy seconds, thirds, fourths, fifths, etc.? I call last!
 
2002-10-21 01:23:13 PM  
Let's just hope those rumors of Justin Timberlake filming a strap-on dildo dance sequence with a reunited Bel Biv DeVoe are just that.

Best Article. Ever.
 
2002-10-21 01:26:36 PM  
Seems to me she is inviting parody singing a song called "Dirty" and looking like that. Did anyone see SNL parodying this last weekend?
 
2002-10-21 01:29:22 PM  
"It's about as erotic as watching a Dee Sniper bukkake video."

Uh, who the hell is that? The lead singer of Twisted Shooter?

I think this little piggy is hot.
 
2002-10-21 01:34:56 PM  
Yeah, I saw the SNL bit. What's-her-name the Buffy the vampire slayer chick was doing the part of Christina. I hadn't heard about the video yet, so I had no idea what they were on about.

Now that I've seen the stills, it's pretty amazing how close the SNL crew got this one. Except at the end, where she and the director keep trying to make it dirtier and dirtier, the director comes over and puts a giant red foam rubber baboon's ass on Christina. Very funny indeed.
 
2002-10-21 01:35:38 PM  
She's hot in a slutty sort of way. But she needs to accept that she's white, lately she seems to want to be black or hispanic.
 
2002-10-21 01:40:11 PM  
She is from Pittsburgh, nuff said.
 
2002-10-21 01:41:05 PM  
WayToBlue:

She's white? Read her last name out loud man. In the mean time, I'll get back to work on my master plan to get her to scream my name out loud while on the brink of estatic passion.

Of course, my bands probably won't make it big, but its nice to have a goal :-)
 
2002-10-21 01:42:32 PM  
i'd hit it like she owed me money.
 
2002-10-21 01:43:40 PM  
technomancer

That was the most balanced post I've ever read on a boobies comments thread.

It's rare to see someone take the view that, while the boobies in question have undoubtedly gone down in quality, they are still in the "HIT IT SO HARD RAY LEWIS WOULD FLINCH" category.
 
2002-10-21 01:45:21 PM  
I'd eat a mile of her shiat just to see where it comes from.
 
2002-10-21 01:45:56 PM  
shes just trying to change her image to sell more records, since she obviously has no talent. id hit it, but only if she promised to never talk
 
2002-10-21 01:46:20 PM  
What the hell is that?!
Hit it??
Only with a 2X4!
 
2002-10-21 01:48:40 PM  
How could this...



Turn into this?



This world sucks.
 
2002-10-21 01:49:45 PM  
She's the best little whore of babylon I've ever seen.

Of course I only started observing Babylonian whores a couple of weeks ago, but I don't see how anyone could top this!
 
2002-10-21 01:51:58 PM  
I'd spin her like a top... clockwise!
 
2002-10-21 01:52:46 PM  
It looks lke shes trying to take over Madonnas old niche.
 
2002-10-21 01:53:24 PM  
I downloaded that supposed hidden-cam video of her shaggin' some dued.

'Course, it aint her, but it's fun to imagine its her. Skanky little tart.
 
2002-10-21 01:53:24 PM  
Hey Tylank: Of what race does someone with the last name SMITH belong? I keep reading it out loud, but I am stumped...
 
2002-10-21 01:54:31 PM  
i. would. not. hit. it.

She's has no arse, small boobies and a terrible spanish accent. I prefer the 100% PURE american Bimbo Britney (and her little sis).
 
2002-10-21 01:54:35 PM  
she has got to be the saddest * wanna be * in a long time .
she's trying too hard to be the * sexiest girl out there * when all she needs to do is be the * best singer * out there .....
"Christina ... quit trying to be like brittney , janet , jlo , shakira . your just acting nasty and not sexy . "

oh , one more thing , what up with the * pool of urine * they're dancing in ??? does NOT make me want to see her video , EVER .

/neeky rant over
 
2002-10-21 01:54:35 PM  
There are Capoeiristas in that excuse for a music video.

It's nice that Capoeira is getting more mainstream exposure, but Christ, I don't know if it needs THAT kind of exposure.
 
2002-10-21 01:56:13 PM  
I think Aguilera is her stepfather's name.

Nope, not hispanic. Just a yinzer. (yinzer = Pittsburgh native)
 
2002-10-21 01:57:10 PM  
WooHoo! I am the 1,000,000 visitor to this site!
Twice in two weeks! So long, losers, I'm off to holiday in the Bahamas!
 
2002-10-21 01:57:22 PM  
She is the perfect girl that you would love to just rail all day long but not bring home to family gatherings. Did anyone hear about her and Toby McGuire (sp?)? Pretty damn funny.

Anyways I would hit it... but I wouldn't marry it.
 
2002-10-21 01:57:29 PM  
I wouldn't even hit her with a 39 and a half foot pole. Wow, I've got nothing today. Seriously though she is pretty nasty looking these days.
 
2002-10-21 01:58:29 PM  
I'd hit Cristina, but I'd be thinking about Paulina or Shakira. Or better yet, both at the same time.
 
2002-10-21 01:58:46 PM  
pathetic.
 
2002-10-21 01:59:54 PM  
Post Marmalade-Aguilera actually does it for some people? She may be hotter below the shoulders, but she really worked her head over with the fugly shovel.

Britney's Slave 4 U video. That was... mmm.
 
2002-10-21 02:00:09 PM  
I dont think it was her idea to go out looking like a cheap little whore. I bet her managers and record company thought she might be losing an audience with the wholesome look. Dress her up like a slut, make her dance around like a whore, and watch the record sales skyrocket for a little while. Then, when it drops back down, throw her out with the trash. And because she goes out looking like a slut, no one will want to touch her career with a ten foot pole. I really do think she is a good little girl still, but the industry doesnt sell that.
 
2002-10-21 02:01:05 PM  
skanky ho. period.
 
2002-10-21 02:01:28 PM  
What the hell are Capoeiristas?
 
2002-10-21 02:01:35 PM  
Wow, I would hit it too, but I expected to find this
page filled with people praising Bush for his war drums...
 
2002-10-21 02:01:46 PM  
Cubicle-slave

no, i didn't what of her and Toby?
 
2002-10-21 02:01:49 PM  
Hmm.... What the hell is a "labria" piercing? I thought it said labia and got all excited :-( I guess it meant labret though.
 
2002-10-21 02:02:04 PM  
Neeky_neeky_foxth- I 100% agree with you, she is no longer sexy. She lloks like a common street trash. She probably has dirt and funk under her finger nails.
 
2002-10-21 02:03:31 PM  
I think Aguilera is her stepfather's name.

And it's my understanding that she didn't grow up speaking Spanish.
 
2002-10-21 02:03:31 PM  
Best video of urine-dancing ever filmed. LOL!
 
2002-10-21 02:04:03 PM  
Ugh. Why oh why did I have to see that close up of her flabby little butt? My computer has herpes now.
 
2002-10-21 02:05:57 PM  
Capoeira? Don't you mean Coprophilia?
 
2002-10-21 02:07:17 PM  
Shes a dirty little whore.

I'd hit it.
 
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