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(YouTube)   Dr. Hugh Cort, late night television campaigning presidential hopeful   ( divider line
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2008-01-15 05:47:43 AM  
For only $19.95 you too can prevent terrorist success.
2008-01-15 05:47:46 AM  
What is that, a high school project?
2008-01-15 05:55:17 AM

HAHAHA! I almost shat my pants when I saw this.
2008-01-15 06:26:14 AM  
Dr. Hugh Cort, late night television campaigning presidential hopeful

So that would make him a night Cort?

//really sorry
2008-01-15 06:56:52 AM  
holy fark is this guy for real

i can't decide if hes role is to make the other candidates look more reasonable by comparison, to stretch the limits of debate (ala kusinich) or if its just a big freaking joke someones playing on the public!
2008-01-15 07:46:34 AM  
Who let Tancredo back in the race?

/That's a realistic mask he's wearing
2008-01-15 08:01:44 AM  
hahaha, what an ass.
2008-01-15 08:29:55 AM  
You make fun of him now, but the Cort R3v0lut10n is going to make all your polls pointlessssss!!!

He has been planning a massive Super Tuesday upset!!!

Cort 08! All of the other candidates are farking shiatbags, and you must be an asshole, born from a retarded mother to think otherwise!
2008-01-15 08:54:31 AM  
Is this one of those "Ron Paul" type guys?
2008-01-15 08:58:49 AM  
Um...Is this the guy who has been on the Glenn Beck show? Michael Savage?

Sounds more like Hugh Jass, to mee.
2008-01-15 09:11:49 AM  
The passion, the finesse. Hugh Cort for Secretary of keeping it real.
2008-01-15 09:28:11 AM  
Fake.......I hope.
2008-01-15 09:36:35 AM  
ZachF81: Is this one of those "Ron Paul" type guys?

You mean the Ron Paul guys that say "Now is the time to actually make peace and end the lies from the White House?"
2008-01-15 09:43:22 AM  
horonto: Fake.......I hope.

Nop, it's not.
2008-01-15 09:55:00 AM  
I thought that was Darrell Hammond for a second...
2008-01-15 11:30:53 AM  
Dr. Hugh Cort, you fail.

This is how it's done. (new window)
2008-01-15 11:52:02 AM  
God he really sounds like Dr. Steve Brule.
2008-01-15 12:28:14 PM  
Holy Crap! I saw this guy speak at a political thing. Not only is he a terrible public speaker but he's nuts. He also said thousands of Iraqi terrorists stream across our undefended boarders every day and the country is flooded with suitcase nukes just waiting to be detonated.

It was a straw poll with like 600 people. He got 3 votes.
2008-01-15 12:58:42 PM  
From his site:

According to his campaign literature Dr. Cort is running for President of the United States "because the Lord has given me a very important message to give to America. This message is that America has gotten so far away from God and His protection, with abortion, homosexual marriage, and many other sins, that destruction is coming on America a million times worse than 9/11."

Oh boy. I like how his website has to cite his campaign literature. It sounds like a wikipedia entry.
2008-01-15 03:24:02 PM  
Skleenar: Um...Is this the guy who has been on the Glenn Beck show? Michael Savage?

Sounds more like Hugh Jass, to mee.

I came in to tell the same joke, and laughed anyway.
2008-01-19 10:25:10 AM  
You guys don't understand. He's a counter-terrorism EXPERT. He KNOWS his stuff.
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