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2008-01-14 01:41:40 PM  
Heh heh...he said, "sixteen ounce package"...."package"....

/some language NSFW

//not submitter
 
2008-01-14 02:31:33 PM  
Wooo boy. Now he got me all mad about that too. Where's mu damn tellyphone?
 
2008-01-14 03:15:37 PM  
Enjoy your vegan biscuits and gravy pal.
 
2008-01-14 03:24:50 PM  
O&A ftw!
 
2008-01-14 03:34:09 PM  
"...save money, save money...fark, I wanna eat, goddammit!"

GOLD!
 
2008-01-14 03:41:57 PM  
I'm confused. He has "600 pounds of men" eating "a couple of dozen eggs" and "t-bone steaks" for breakfast. How will 4 extra ounces of sausage make that much difference in his breakfast life?
 
2008-01-14 03:52:13 PM  
Scutter: I'm confused. He has "600 pounds of men" eating "a couple of dozen eggs" and "t-bone steaks" for breakfast. How will 4 extra ounces of sausage make that much difference in his breakfast life?

I found myself wondering the same thing. After much pondering, I came to the conclusion that people will biatch about anything.
 
2008-01-14 03:53:26 PM  
red state
 
2008-01-14 03:55:26 PM  
"Wit sum fried eggs an a t-bone steak."

mmm

mmmmm
 
2008-01-14 03:56:16 PM  
I'm curious as to where he's finding 12 oz. packages of Jimmy Dean (or any other roll of sausage for that matter. I usually by generic (HEB's is just as good, and cheaper), but I've never seen anything smaller than 16 oz.
 
2008-01-14 03:56:32 PM  
Scutter: I'm confused. He has "600 pounds of men" eating "a couple of dozen eggs" and "t-bone steaks" for breakfast. How will 4 extra ounces of sausage make that much difference in his breakfast life?

4 oz of sausage split between 6 people, even.

Mildly amusing.
 
2008-01-14 04:10:39 PM  
Jimmy Dean: Live fast, die young, and leave some great tasting sausage.
 
2008-01-14 04:22:23 PM  
How about the fat asshole and his fat kids get their stomachs stapled... aparently after that you can only eat 8 ounces at a time.
 
2008-01-14 04:51:37 PM  
"Scottish Girl"

I never knew the Scotch were apparently big eaters. Well, other than those horrendous "Scotch Eggs" at Ren Faires. And the haggis.

Okay, they may not be big eaters, but they eat some pretty weird stuff.
 
2008-01-14 04:53:21 PM  
brigid_fitch: "Scottish Girl"

I never knew the Scotch were apparently big eaters. Well, other than those horrendous "Scotch Eggs" at Ren Faires. And the haggis.

Okay, they may not be big eaters, but they eat some pretty weird stuff.


Weird, maybe. But damn tasty.
 
2008-01-14 05:07:21 PM  
This never gets old!
 
2008-01-14 05:21:42 PM  
Lingerrr Loooooongggggerrrrr
 
2008-01-14 05:26:33 PM  
I just loved the picture caption for "farking pussy roll of sausage". Priceless.
 
2008-01-14 05:57:40 PM  
www.hollywoodtoday.net

Just leave that sausage-eater alone!
 
2008-01-14 06:27:14 PM  
A couple dozen fried eggs, t-bone steak, and sausage!? Holy shiat man, I spent a lot of time on my grandparents farm when I was younger, and they put me and all of my cousins to work, and my grandma wouldn't let us have more than two eggs a piece a day. A few waffles did us just fine until lunch.

What a bunch of pigs.

/okay, I'll admit, my grandma cooked HUGE dinners, enough to feed nearly 20 people at a time with enough for seconds and thirds
//best food I ever ate in my entire life
 
2008-01-14 06:36:25 PM  
i113.photobucket.com
 
2008-01-14 06:51:08 PM  
So the complaint is the individual daily portion of sausage in this family went from 6 oz to 4 oz? And this as part of a balanced breakfast of eggs, steak and sausage? Bet they don't even count the biscuits each of them eat or what they put on them.

Wow, I am Jerry's congested aorta, but not for much longer with the rate of plaque deposition Jerry's laying on me.

/geez, they must run over their daily maintenance calories before the first soda belch of the morning.
 
2008-01-14 06:56:39 PM  
I like a nice T-bone for breakfast, but I find it hard to get up the energy to fire up the charcoal BBQ at 7:00 AM.
 
2008-01-14 07:12:56 PM  
Epsilon: I like a nice T-bone for breakfast, but I find it hard to get up the energy to fire up the charcoal BBQ at 7:00 AM.

Forget the BBQ. My family moved to FL years ago and have since acclimated to "Southern cooking". Try a nice, perfectly cut T-bone, bread it (usually by dredging it in flour, egg, and Bisquick), and fry it. Then take the drippings, add a pint of heavy cream & some more flour, and mix vigorously into a gravy. Smother the once-perfectly good piece of steak. Drop onto a plate with eggs, bacon, and grits. Then listen to the plaque build up in your arteries.

/"Wow, looks good, Mom. But I'm not hungry this morning--I'll just have toast & coffee."
 
2008-01-14 09:17:20 PM  
soonercary.googlepages.com
God, I can hear you getting fatter.
 
2008-01-14 10:23:43 PM  
Weak version!

as always, OPIE AND ANTHONY do it better:


Link (new window)
 
2008-01-14 10:43:20 PM  
Southerners wonder why they're perceived as stupid fat wastes everywhere else.
 
2008-01-14 10:49:30 PM  
Southerners don't give a ratdamn about what yanks think....they wants their meats and they wants em right. And....and if Jimmy Dean don't know that who the hell can???? Geeeezzzzz......
 
2008-01-15 12:20:10 AM  
i209.photobucket.com
hankering sositch....
 
2008-01-15 01:00:09 AM  
How big'a boy are ya?
 
2008-01-15 03:20:33 PM  
I can't get those high-magnification images of those sausages they had on Fark a while back out of my head... fat globs jiggling from caves of stringy (and black speckled) meat (when no pepper was listed in the ingredients). Ick. (Then again, I'm a Bratwurst sort of person... mmmm... lightly fried bratwurst with sauerkraut and apples... mmm tasty! I don't suggest eating it every day, mind you, but it makes an awesome treat).

Yeah sorry... Maybe they should market their smaller sausages as "diet" sized... for those who really care about their figures.

Lady at McDonald's: I want a double cheeseburger, super-sided fries, 24 piece chicken nugget, an apple pie, and oh hony, I'll get me a diet soda... I'm watching my figure, don'tcha know?

My favorite was the woman who ordered a large iceberg lettuce with tomato and onion "salad" and then dumped about a quarter cup of ranch dressing all over it. "I eat healthy salads, I just can't seem to lose weight..."

Yeaaahh... right.

Iceberg lettuce isn't a salad ingredient... it's crunchy water.
 
2008-01-15 06:56:53 PM  
LemSkroob: Weak version!
as always, OPIE AND ANTHONY do it better:


Actually, the version with the boring and censored O&A commentary sucked... typically of regular radio though. They left out the funniest parts of the call, especially all the cussing at the end of the call! Heh heh... now that's funny!
 
2008-01-15 08:25:32 PM  
Wow, what a fat fark. That's all. The caller was a fat fark.
 
2008-01-17 06:18:53 AM  
He's the reason Mike Gravel threw a rock into a lake.
 
2008-01-18 04:01:38 AM  
It's amazing what gets people upset these days. You think that bastard would write his congressman about something? Nope...but he'd sure as hell call the jimmy Dean support line because he's missing out on 4 ounces of processed pig.
 
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