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(Sports by Brooks)   NY newspaper flies Jessica Simpson look-alike to Dallas, gives her tickets behind the Cowboys bench to "distract them" during playoff game vs. Giants (with pic)   (sportsbybrooks.com) divider line 128
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2008-01-14 12:55:29 AM  
I wouldn't pay Jessica Simpson $500 to look like Jessica Simpson. I'm gonna pay this floozie?
 
2008-01-14 01:50:20 AM  
Yeah, how many gigs does she land in a year? Bar mitzvahs?
 
2008-01-14 02:18:40 AM  
The f'n Post is great. There's nothing they wouldn't stoop to. I'd love to work in their dirty tricks department.
 
2008-01-14 02:59:25 AM  
Got it. No wonder Romo sucked...!
 
2008-01-14 04:54:27 AM  
www.filmsite.org
 
2008-01-14 06:20:03 AM  
This passes as a Jessica Simpson look a like?

images.sportsbybrooks.com
 
2008-01-14 06:21:59 AM  
That looks like an ugly Jessica Simpson that's aged 15 years.
 
2008-01-14 06:22:30 AM  
I examined their photos very closely, and I still would have sex with either of them. But not Romo.
 
2008-01-14 06:22:37 AM  
I knew it had to be the Post.
 
2008-01-14 06:26:08 AM  
The New York Post is like the Enquirer for retarded people. God, I hate that "paper."
 
2008-01-14 06:27:13 AM  
Real classy NY, real classy. Hire a not-so-lookalike just to fill print space. It's not news, it's the Post.
 
2008-01-14 06:27:45 AM  
So how are they going to distract Favre next week?
 
2008-01-14 06:27:47 AM  
Xetal: That looks like an ugly Jessica Simpson that's aged 15 years.

And worse, I think it's a man.
 
2008-01-14 06:28:12 AM  

Even Stevie Wonder would know that tranny wasn't Jessica Simpson.


Just read a article in the Dallas Morning News, and they're already calling for Wade Phillips to be fired. It wasn't his fault the receivers were dropping passes, and his team was taking stupid penalties, in addition to Romo's meltdown.


I'm sure Wade did as much prep as he could, but his QB is only in his first full year as a starter. It's too bad he'll probably lose his coaching job anyways.

 
2008-01-14 06:28:38 AM  
That's pretty awesome. As long as they lost. Still can't believe the Redskins held them to 1 yard rushing the entire game week before last. Romo is talented, but the "choke"..... it is strong with him.

/Go Skins
 
2008-01-14 06:30:06 AM  
DrZaiusDrZaius: This passes as a Jessica Simpson look a like?

If you are sitting on Mars it does.
 
2008-01-14 06:30:47 AM  
I got a coworker who bleeds Cowboy blue. I can't wait to rail on him today.
 
2008-01-14 06:31:40 AM  
betona: So how are they going to distract Favre next week?

They'll have people fly out and shake bottles of painkillers.
 
2008-01-14 06:37:28 AM  
The Post might be trash but at least they had the Giants win front page on their site. I checked the NYTimes after the game and nada.
 
2008-01-14 06:39:42 AM  
DrZaiusDrZaius: This passes as a Jessica Simpson look a like?

i15.photobucket.com


As far as look-alikes go, I don't think she's that terrible. I mean, there aren't very many exceptional look-alikes as it is, and she seems about or even above average as far as they go, generally speaking.
 
2008-01-14 06:43:12 AM  
I look like Johnny Depp. Except I don't.
 
2008-01-14 06:44:22 AM  
betona: So how are they going to distract Favre next week?

Cameron Diaz look-alike?

/Not obscure
//Just mentioning obscure to jog your memory
/Fav-v-re
 
2008-01-14 07:08:07 AM  
majestykelf: And worse, I think it's a man.

A man in drag would probably make a quite convincing Jessica Simpson.
 
2008-01-14 07:09:29 AM  
DrZauisDrZauid: This passes as a Jessica Simpson look a like?

Your point is taken. Now, onto other matters; I would lock her in my unused bedroom and make her "put the lotion in the basket".

/Rock me Dr. Zauis!
 
2008-01-14 07:14:32 AM  
www.ashleesimpsonphotos.net

I'd rather have the sister. GIGGITY
 
2008-01-14 07:15:25 AM  
They risk being ground up into bratwurst if pulling any crap at Lambeau next Sunday.
 
2008-01-14 07:27:19 AM  
radioman_: I wouldn't pay Jessica Simpson $500 to look like Jessica Simpson. I'm gonna pay this floozie?

This.

whyerhead: [Pic of Ashlee]

I'd rather have the sister. GIGGITY


No wait...this, god damn THIS!
 
2008-01-14 07:28:23 AM  
It's Shergar!
 
2008-01-14 07:28:43 AM  
Why did you have to make T.O. cry?

/I hate Giants/Patriots
//Gooo-o whoever plays them!
 
2008-01-14 07:37:36 AM  
Ashlee is hotter (ref. - above pic), and if possible, dumber. Not that there is anything wrong with that, I ain't looking for conversation.
 
2008-01-14 07:37:38 AM  
I just like that the first four words of that article are "The New York Post".
 
2008-01-14 07:39:39 AM  
whyerhead: I'd rather have the sister. GIGGITY

Speaking of 'choking.'
 
2008-01-14 07:58:19 AM  
Scooty_Puff_Sr: Ashlee is hotter (ref. - above pic), and if possible, dumber. Not that there is anything wrong with that, I ain't looking for conversation.

I totally agree... Her phone number was in Paris Hilton's sidekick address book when it got hacked..

/Will neither confirm nor deny he did anything with that info. *walks away whistling*
 
2008-01-14 08:00:21 AM  
Dallas sure stunk up the joint.
 
2008-01-14 08:14:12 AM  
I dunno if that actually looks like Jessica SImpson...but I'd be enough distracted by this chick anyway that it would pass. Well...she'd have to wear something better than that, but you get the idea...show me boobies.
 
2008-01-14 08:17:30 AM  
Semi-attractive blondes = Jessica Simpson
 
2008-01-14 08:18:59 AM  
Haha, I love the NY Post. Buy it everyday. 25 cents. Can't beat it.
 
2008-01-14 08:24:22 AM  
and by bethell washington they mean: bot-hell washington.

their town slogan: for a day, for a lifetime.

their town slogan should be: watch for cops.
 
2008-01-14 08:33:58 AM  
betona: So how are they going to distract Favre next week?

They're sending the Duff Man.
 
2008-01-14 08:40:52 AM  
Mad Mark: I got a coworker who bleeds Cowboy blue. I can't wait to rail on him today.

I started chanting YOKO ROMO the second my Cowgirl fan co-worker came in this morning. It was awesome.
 
2008-01-14 08:43:44 AM  
Comic Book Guy: betona: So how are they going to distract Favre next week?

They're sending the Duff Man.


Actually I think they are sending a pharmaceutical representative with some free samples.

Farve, the wagon. Get off it.
 
2008-01-14 08:49:12 AM  
I Said: I knew it had to be the Post.

This.
 
2008-01-14 08:52:52 AM  
Here's hoping Tony Bruno rips SbB a new one again this morning.
 
2008-01-14 08:53:47 AM  
Who cares? It's not like she's going to stay with Romo now that his team is out of contention. She's a talent sucker and Romo has got to be bone-dry by now. It's time for her to find a new victim.
 
2008-01-14 08:54:41 AM  
Saving up my $250 for a 1/2 hour with her.

/all I'm gonna need
 
2008-01-14 08:58:22 AM  
Nestea Plunge: Dallas sure stunk up the joint.

Romo for the play-offs!
 
2008-01-14 09:12:38 AM  
My neighbor has blue lights on the outside of his house, a big Cowboys flag, and he uses a very loud (we can hear it from our house with the windows closed) air horn each time Dallas scores. His basement is full of Cowboys memorabilia.

I bet he took the day off from work to cry.
 
d3
2008-01-14 09:18:45 AM  
Anyone got a screen capture of Jerry Jones at the end of the game? I want it captioned with "Smitherz, release teh houndz!"

/Farking HATES da boys
//Loves my Green Bay Packers
 
2008-01-14 09:20:13 AM  
If you look at that picture in just the right way she looks kinda like Jessica Simpson ...s retarded older sister.
 
2008-01-14 09:21:34 AM  
I'm still homo for Romo!
 
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