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2002-10-20 09:58:59 AM
**** THE PROOF THAT 3Horn IS EVIL ****


H O R N
8 15 18 14 - as numbers
8 6 9 5 - digits added
\_/ \_/ \_/ \_/
8 6 9 5 - digits added

Thus, "3Horn" is 8695.


Turn the number backwards, subtract 1934 - the year Shirley Temple starred in her first movie. The number is now 4034.

Multiply it by 6, the smallest perfect number - the number is now 24204.

Turn the number backwards, subtract 1952 - the year killer fog haunted London. The number is now 38290.

Subtract 1936, the year Bruno Hauptmann, baby killer, was executed. The result will be 36354.

Divide the number by 83 - this is the symbol of slavery, backwards. It gives 438.

This, written in octal, is 666, the number of the Beast.

It speaks for itself. QED.


3Horn
 
2002-10-20 05:21:53 PM
**** THE PROOF THAT Jesus IS EVIL ****


J E S U S
10 5 19 21 19 - as numbers
1 5 1 3 1 - digits added
\_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/
1 5 1 3 1 - digits added

Thus, "Jesus" is 15131.


Subtract 2971 from the number - this is the year guillotine was first used, written backwards. It gives 12160.

Subtract 3891 from the number - this is the year Microsoft introduced Windows 1.0, written backwards. It gives 8269.

Add 1951, the year the Rosenbergs were sentenced to death for spying by the US - the result is 10220.

Subtract 1899, the year "Scrabble" was invented to promote violence and anger. The result will be 8321.

Turn the number backwards, subtract 6 - the smallest perfect number. The number is now 1232.

This number, read as octal, gives 666 - the number of the Beast.
 
2002-10-20 05:22:06 PM
**** THE PROOF THAT Darrick IS EVIL ****


D A R R I C K
4 1 18 18 9 3 11 - as numbers
4 1 9 9 9 3 2 - digits added
\_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ \_________/
4 1 9 9 5 - digits added

Thus, "Darrick" is 41995.


Add 9391 to it - this is the year WW II started, written backwards - you will get 51386.

Add 4381 to it - this is the year Vesuvius erupted, written backwards - you will get 55767.

Divide by 3, the symbol of fulfillment - the result is 18589.

Subtract 1969, the year of Woodstock. The result will be 16620.

Turn the number backwards, subtract 1995 - the year O J Simpson was acquitted for double murder. The number is now 666.

The number 666 is the number of the Beast.

This clearly proves how evil the subject is. QED.
 
2002-10-20 05:23:09 PM
**** THE PROOF THAT Cookies IS EVIL ****


C O O K I E S
67 79 79 75 73 69 83 - as ASCII values
4 7 7 3 1 6 2 - digits added
\_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ \_________/
4 7 7 3 9 - digits added

Thus, "Cookies" is 47739.


Add 8691 to it - this is the year Martin Luther King was shot to death, written backwards - you will get 56430.

Turn the number backwards, divide by 21 - the symbol of the greater sin. The number is now 165.

Turn the number backwards, and add 17 - the symbol of domination. The number is now 578.

Multiply the number by 041 - this is the smallest harmonic divisor number, from right to left. It gives 23698.

Subtract 8491 from the number - this is the year World Health Organization was formed to defend the world from democracy, written backwards. It gives 15207.

Write 1976 backwards. Translate it to octal - this will give you 15207. Thus, 15207 stands for 1976, the year George Harrison performed the lumberjack song with Monty Python - if you have seen it, you should understand.

You get the picture. QED.
 
2002-10-20 05:29:01 PM
Well, my name's Demian... how do you think that went over?
 
2002-10-20 05:31:42 PM
interesting....

**** THE PROOF THAT dirkvalentine IS EVIL ****


D I R K V A L E N T I N E
68 73 82 75 86 65 76 69 78 84 73 78 69 - as ASCII values
5 1 1 3 5 2 4 6 6 3 1 6 6 - digits added
\_________/ \_________/ \_________/ \_________/ \_/
7 1 7 1 6 - digits added

Thus, "dirkvalentine" is 71716.


Turn the number backwards, and add 1609 - the year Gallileo, inspired by the Satan himself, came up with his ridiculous theory. The number is now 63326.

Turn the number backwards, subtract 1887 - the year Erwin Schrodinger, known for hatred to all furry animals and heresy, was born. The number is now 60449.

Add 0791 to it - this is the year IBM announced S/370, written backwards - you will get 61240.

Subtract 1790, the year US patent system was established (eevil). The result will be 59450.

Turn the number backwards, subtract 1954 - the year when first FORTRAN computer program was executed. The number is now 3541.

This number, read as octal, gives 1889 - the year Adolf Hitler was born.

This is truly evil. QED.



I AM TRULY EVIL. LOVE IT.
 
2002-10-20 05:31:52 PM
My first and last name ended up equalling the year Hitler was born. :(


**** THE PROOF THAT John Jacob Jinglehiemer Schmidt IS EVIL ****


J O H N J A C O B J I N G L E H I E M E R S C H M I D T
74 79 72 78 74 65 67 79 66 74 73 78 71 76 69 72 73 69 77 69 82 83 67 72 77 73 68 84 - as ASCII values
2 7 9 6 2 2 4 7 3 2 1 6 8 4 6 9 1 6 5 6 1 2 4 9 5 1 5 3 - digits added
\_________________________/ \_________________________/ \_________________________/ \_________________________/
5 4 7 2 - digits added

Thus, "John Jacob Jinglehiemer Schmidt" is 5472.


Multiply the number by 002 - this is the symbol of greed, from right to left. It gives 10944.

Subtract 7881 from the number - this is the year Erwin Schrodinger, known for hatred to all furry animals and heresy, was born, written backwards. It gives 3063.

Turn the number backwards, divide by 3 - the symbol of fulfillment. The number is now 1201.

Add 0591 to it - this is the year Steve Wozniak, the faithful worshipper, was born, written backwards - you will get 1792.

Subtract 79, the year Vesuvius erupted. The result will be 1713.

Write 1790 backwards. Translate it to octal - this will give you 1713. Thus, 1713 stands for 1790, the year US patent system was established (eevil).

You get the picture. QED.
 
2002-10-20 05:31:52 PM
Stupid
 
2002-10-20 05:32:38 PM
**** THE PROOF THAT Satan IS EVIL ****


S A T A N
83 65 84 65 78 - as ASCII values
2 2 3 2 6 - digits added
\_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/
2 2 3 2 6 - digits added

Thus, "Satan" is 22326.


Add 1899, the year "Scrabble" was invented to promote violence and anger - the result is 24225.

Add 666, the number of the Beast - the result is 24891.

Turn the number backwards, divide by 3 - the symbol of fulfillment. The number is now 6614.

Multiply the number by 002 - this is the symbol of greed, from right to left. It gives 13228.

Add 1979, the year Voluntary Euthanasia Society published how-to-do-it suicide guide - the result is 15207.

Write 1976 backwards. Translate it to octal - this will give you 15207. Thus, 15207 stands for 1976, the year George Harrison performed the lumberjack song with Monty Python - if you have seen it, you should understand.

You get the picture. QED.

Kinda Duh.
 
2002-10-20 05:33:05 PM
**** THE PROOF THAT evilfinder IS EVIL ****

E V I L F I N D E R
69 86 73 76 70 73 78 68 69 82 - as ASCII values
6 5 1 4 7 1 6 5 6 1 - digits added
\_____/ \_____/ \_____/ \_____/ \_____/
2 5 8 2 7 - digits added

Thus, "evilfinder" is 25827.



Subtract 8771 from the number - this is the year Oliver Pollock invented '$', the symbol of exploitation, suffering and injustice, written backwards. It gives 17056.

Subtract 1927, the year Fidel Castro was born. The result will be 15129.

Divide by 3, the symbol of fulfillment - the result is 5043.

Turn the number backwards, and add 1887 - the year Erwin Schrodinger, known for hatred to all furry animals and heresy, was born. The number is now 5292.

Turn the number backwards, subtract 1954 - the year Elvis recorded his debut single, putting the end to all morality and good taste. The number is now 971.

This number, read from right to left, is 1790, or the year US patent system was established (eevil).

No further questions. QED.
 
2002-10-20 05:33:39 PM
**** THE PROOF THAT satan IS EVIL ****


S A T A N
83 65 84 65 78 - as ASCII values
2 2 3 2 6 - digits added
\_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/
2 2 3 2 6 - digits added

Thus, "satan" is 22326.


Turn the number backwards, subtract 1686 - the year Newton published wildly misunderstood "Principia". The number is now 60636.

Turn the number backwards, divide by 6 - the smallest perfect number. The number is now 10601.

Add 9981 to it - this is the year "Scrabble" was invented to promote violence and anger, written backwards - you will get 20582.

Divide the number by 041 - this is the smallest harmonic divisor number, backwards. It gives 502.

Subtract 64, the year of the Great Fire of Rome. The result will be 438.

This, written in octal, is 666, the number of the Beast.

It speaks for itself. QED.
 
2002-10-20 05:34:01 PM
wtf is octal and why is 666 written and read as different numbers?
 
2002-10-20 05:34:35 PM
**** THE PROOF THAT The Dell Dude IS EVIL ****


T H E D E L L D U D E
84 72 69 68 69 76 76 68 85 68 69 - as ASCII values
3 9 6 5 6 4 4 5 4 5 6 - digits added
\_____/ \_____/ \_____/ \_____/ \_________/
3 2 1 9 6 - digits added

Thus, "The Dell Dude" is 32196.


Subtract 1976, the year George Harrison performed the lumberjack song with Monty Python - if you have seen it, you should understand. The result will be 30220.

Turn the number backwards, subtract 1945 - the year Hiroshima and Nagasaki were nuked to make the world a better place. The number is now 258.

Add 8821 to it - this is the year it was made legal for women to propose to men, written backwards - you will get 9079.

Subtract 1950, the year Steve Wozniak, the faithful worshipper, was born. The result will be 7129.

Subtract 6691 from the number - this is the year "Star Trek" premiered, written backwards. It gives 438.

This, written in octal, is 666, the number of the Beast.

It speaks for itself. QED.
 
2002-10-20 05:37:05 PM
**** THE PROOF THAT fark IS EVIL ****


F A R K
6 1 18 11 - as numbers
6 1 9 2 - digits added
\_/ \_/ \_/ \_/
6 1 9 2 - digits added

Thus, "fark" is 6192.


Multiply it by 3, the symbol of fulfillment - the number is now 18576.

Divide by 18, the symbol of bondage - the result is 1032.

Turn the number backwards, multiply by 7 - the sacred number of Illuminati. The number is now 16107.

Add 23, the symbol of death - the result is 16130.

Turn the number backwards, subtract 1929 - the year Bingo was invented, taking many lives in years to come. The number is now 1232.

This number, read as octal, gives 666 - the number of the Beast.

This is truly evil. QED.
 
2002-10-20 05:37:44 PM
**** THE PROOF THAT Fark IS EVIL ****

F A R K
70 65 82 75 - as ASCII values
7 2 1 3 - digits added
\_/ \_/ \_/ \_/
7 2 1 3 - digits added

Thus, "Fark" is 7213.


Add 1792, the year guillotine was first used - the result is 9005.

Turn the number backwards, and add 1945 - the year a worldwide conspiracy known as the United Nations was founded. The number is now 6954.

Add 6891 to it - this is the year a postman in Okhlahoma gone postal, killing 14, written backwards - you will get 13845.

Turn the number backwards, subtract 911 - the date of WTC attacks. The number is now 53920.

Turn the number backwards, subtract 1964 - the year Beatles with "Can't buy me love" topped the charts in a very mysterious way. The number is now 971.

This number, read from right to left, is 1790, or the year US patent system was established (eevil).

No further questions. QED.
 
2002-10-20 05:37:54 PM
fyi on octal

http://www.danbbs.dk/~erikoest/octal.htm
 
2002-10-20 05:37:54 PM
Bluh.
 
2002-10-20 05:38:10 PM
**** THE PROOF THAT James Allison IS EVIL ****


J A M E S A L L I S O N
10 1 13 5 19 1 12 12 9 19 15 14 - as numbers
1 1 4 5 1 1 3 3 9 1 6 5 - digits added
\_________/ \_________/ \_________/ \_________/
6 7 6 3 - digits added

Thus, "James Allison" is 6763.


Add 1969, the year of Woodstock - the result is 8732.

Turn the number backwards, subtract 1964 - the year Beatles with "Can't buy me love" topped the charts in a very mysterious way. The number is now 414.

Subtract 119 from the number - this is the date of WTC attacks, written backwards. It gives 295.

Multiply it by 11, the symbol of judgment and disorder - the number is now 3245.

Subtract 1792, the year guillotine was first used. The result will be 1453.

This, when read backwards, gives 3541. This is 1889 in octal, the year Adolf Hitler was born...

Evil, QED.
 
2002-10-20 05:39:15 PM
i don't get it, why is the patent system eevil?
 
2002-10-20 05:39:46 PM
Neat. Two different ways, 40 seconds apart.
 
2002-10-20 05:39:54 PM
**** THE PROOF THAT The Pope IS EVIL ****


T H E P O P E
20 8 5 16 15 16 5 - as numbers
2 8 5 7 6 7 5 - digits added
\_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ \_________/
2 8 5 7 9 - digits added

Thus, "The Pope" is 28579.


Add 1904, the year Oppenheimer, the man who created the atomic bomb, was born - the result is 30483.

Add 1951, the year the Rosenbergs were sentenced to death for spying by the US - the result is 32434.

Turn the number backwards, subtract 3 - the symbol of fulfillment. The number is now 43420.

Turn the number backwards, subtract 1979 - the year Voluntary Euthanasia Society published how-to-do-it suicide guide. The number is now 455.

Subtract 17, the symbol of domination. The result will be 438.

This, written in octal, is 666, the number of the Beast.

It speaks for itself. QED.
 
2002-10-20 05:40:01 PM
**** THE PROOF THAT dubya IS EVIL ****


D U B Y A
68 85 66 89 65 - as ASCII values
5 4 3 8 2 - digits added
\_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/
5 4 3 8 2 - digits added

Thus, "dubya" is 54382.


Subtract 4591 from the number - this is the year when first FORTRAN computer program was executed, written backwards. It gives 49791.

Add 5491 to it - this is the year Mussolini was executed for the first time, written backwards - you will get 55282.

Divide the number by 002 - this is the symbol of greed, backwards. It gives 27641.

Subtract 041 from the number - this is the smallest harmonic divisor number, written backwards. It gives 27600.

Turn the number backwards, subtract 6 - the smallest perfect number. The number is now 666.

The number 666 is the number of the Beast.

This clearly proves how evil the subject is. QED.


how long is this site and it's database gonna last? hmmmm....farked?
 
2002-10-20 05:40:09 PM
It said that I am a perfect little angel.
 
2002-10-20 05:40:10 PM
also, there is even a blurb pleading to not fark them, i'm surprised i could even use it still
 
2002-10-20 05:41:31 PM
**** THE PROOF THAT microsoft IS EVIL ****


M I C R O S O F T
77 73 67 82 79 83 79 70 84 - as ASCII values
5 1 4 1 7 2 7 7 3 - digits added
\_____/ \_____/ \_____/ \_____/ \_/
6 5 9 5 3 - digits added

Thus, "microsoft" is 65953.


Add 1979, the year Voluntary Euthanasia Society published how-to-do-it suicide guide - the result is 67932.

Turn the number backwards, and add 1934 - the year Shirley Temple starred in her first movie. The number is now 25910.

Add 1945, the year Hitler faked his suicide - the result is 27855.

Add 445, the year Attila the Hun attacked western Europe - the result is 28300.

Turn the number backwards, and add 1939 - the year WW II started. The number is now 2321.

This, when read backwards, gives 1232. This is 666 in octal, the number of the Beast...

Evil, QED.
 
2002-10-20 05:42:34 PM
What the hell is this?

NSFW
 
2002-10-20 05:42:54 PM
**** THE PROOF THAT BEVETS IS EVIL ****


B E V E T S
2 5 22 5 20 19 - as numbers
2 5 4 5 2 1 - digits added
\_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ \_____/
2 5 4 5 3 - digits added

Thus, "BEVETS" is 25453.


Add 1945, the year Hiroshima and Nagasaki were nuked to make the world a better place - the result is 27398.

Turn the number backwards, and add 1970 - the year IBM announced S/370. The number is now 91342.

Subtract 6, the smallest perfect number. The result will be 91336.

Turn the number backwards, and add 1912 - the year Titanic went for its first and last voyage. The number is now 65231.

Turn the number backwards, and add 1951 - the year the Rosenbergs were sentenced to death for spying by the US. The number is now 15207.

Write 1976 backwards. Translate it to octal - this will give you 15207. Thus, 15207 stands for 1976, the year George Harrison performed the lumberjack song with Monty Python - if you have seen it, you should understand.

You get the picture. QED.
 
2002-10-20 05:44:48 PM
**** THE PROOF THAT porn IS EVIL ****


P O R N
80 79 82 78 - as ASCII values
8 7 1 6 - digits added
\_/ \_/ \_/ \_/
8 7 1 6 - digits added

Thus, "porn" is 8716.


Multiply the number by 002 - this is the symbol of greed, from right to left. It gives 17432.

Turn the number backwards, subtract 1936 - the year Bruno Hauptmann, baby killer, was executed. The number is now 21535.

Subtract 1887, the year Erwin Schrodinger, known for hatred to all furry animals and heresy, was born. The result will be 19648.

Turn the number backwards, and add 1929 - the year Bingo was invented, taking many lives in years to come. The number is now 86620.

Turn the number backwards, subtract 1834 - the year Vesuvius erupted. The number is now 834.

This number, when read backwards, gives 438. This, written in octal, gives 666 - the number of the Beast.

Enough said - QED.
 
2002-10-20 05:45:13 PM
we're farking over that site. all it does is work backwards with numbers. whoop-dee-doo. but...

S T E V E
19 20 5 22 5 - as numbers
1 2 5 4 5 - digits added
\_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/
1 2 5 4 5 - digits added

Thus, "steve" is 12545.


Turn the number backwards, and add 1948 - the year World Health Organization was formed to defend the world from democracy. The number is now 56469.

Turn the number backwards, and add 166 - the year Roman Empire was devastated by a plague. The number is now 96631.

Turn the number backwards, subtract 1945 - the year Mussolini was executed for the first time. The number is now 11724.

Divide the number by 006 - this is the symbol of war, backwards. It gives 1954.

Subtract 1288, the year it was made legal for women to propose to men. The result will be 666.

The number 666 is the number of the Beast.

This clearly proves how evil the subject is. QED.

(I assumed they meant when Mussolini was executed the 2nd time.)
 
2002-10-20 05:46:11 PM
**** THE PROOF THAT Cranglesmack Butterwhip IS EVIL ****


C R A N G L E S M A C K B U T T E R W H I P
3 18 1 14 7 12 5 19 13 1 3 11 2 21 20 20 5 18 23 8 9 16 - as numbers
3 9 1 5 7 3 5 1 4 1 3 2 2 3 2 2 5 9 5 8 9 7 - digits added
\_________________/ \_________________/ \_________________/ \_________________/ \_____/
7 5 3 2 7 - digits added

Thus, "Cranglesmack Butterwhip" is 75327.


Add 7391 to it - this is the year Saddam Hussein twins were born, written backwards - you will get 82718.

Subtract 1958, the year Nabokov's "Lolita" got published. The result will be 80760.

Turn the number backwards, divide by 6 - the smallest perfect number. The number is now 1118.

Turn the number backwards, subtract 200 - the symbol of greed. The number is now 7911.

Add 1970, the year IBM announced S/370 - the result is 9881.

This number, read from right to left, is 1889, or the year Adolf Hitler was born.

No further questions. QED.
 
2002-10-20 05:46:29 PM
THE PROOF THAT fuzznewtons IS EVIL ****


F U Z Z N E W T O N S
6 21 26 26 14 5 23 20 15 14 19 - as numbers
6 3 8 8 5 5 5 2 6 5 1 - digits added
\_____/ \_____/ \_____/ \_____/ \_________/
9 7 1 7 3 - digits added

Thus, "fuzznewtons" is 97173.


Add 5491 to it - this is the year a worldwide conspiracy known as the United Nations was founded, written backwards - you will get 102664.

Divide the number by 002 - this is the symbol of greed, backwards. It gives 51332.

Divide the number by 041 - this is the smallest harmonic divisor number, backwards. It gives 1252.

Turn the number backwards, multiply by 6 - the smallest perfect number. The number is now 15126.

Add 81 to it - this is the symbol of bondage, written backwards - you will get 15207.

Write 1976 backwards. Translate it to octal - this will give you 15207. Thus, 15207 stands for 1976, the year George Harrison performed the lumberjack song with Monty Python - if you have seen it, you should understand.

You get the picture. QED.
 
2002-10-20 05:47:37 PM
1+1=3
 
2002-10-20 05:48:12 PM
T O T A L F A R K
84 79 84 65 76 70 65 82 75 - as ASCII values
3 7 3 2 4 7 2 1 3 - digits added
\_____/ \_____/ \_____/ \_____/ \_/
1 5 2 3 3 - digits added

Thus, "Total Fark" is 15233.


Add 12 to it - this is the symbol of the greater sin, written backwards - you will get 15245.

Add 1, the number of unity - the result is 15246.

Divide the number by 002 - this is the symbol of greed, backwards. It gives 7623.

Divide by 3, the symbol of fulfillment - the result is 2541.

Subtract 1875, the year first newspaper cartoon strip was published. The result will be 666.

The number 666 is the number of the Beast.

This clearly proves how evil the subject is. QED.
 
2002-10-20 05:48:15 PM
**** THE PROOF THAT killing kittens IS EVIL ****


K I L L I N G K I T T E N S
11 9 12 12 9 14 7 11 9 20 20 5 14 19 - as numbers
2 9 3 3 9 5 7 2 9 2 2 5 5 1 - digits added
\_________/ \_________/ \_________/ \_________/ \_____/
5 8 9 9 6 - digits added

Thus, "killing kittens" is 58996.


Add 1945, the year Mussolini was executed for the first time - the result is 60941.

Subtract 8771 from the number - this is the year Oliver Pollock invented '$', the symbol of exploitation, suffering and injustice, written backwards. It gives 52170.

Turn the number backwards, and add 1939 - the year WW II started. The number is now 9064.

Turn the number backwards, and add 1967 - the year Che Guevara was executed in Bolivia. The number is now 6576.

Turn the number backwards, subtract 23 - the symbol of death. The number is now 6733.

This, when read backwards, gives 3376. This is 1790 in octal, the year US patent system was established (eevil)...

Evil, QED.
 
2002-10-20 05:48:32 PM
**** THE PROOF THAT evil IS EVIL ****


E V I L
5 22 9 12 - as numbers
5 4 9 3 - digits added
\_/ \_/ \_/ \_/
5 4 9 3 - digits added

Thus, "evil" is 5493.


Subtract 12 from the number - this is the symbol of the greater sin, written backwards. It gives 5481.

Multiply the number by 002 - this is the symbol of greed, from right to left. It gives 10962.

Turn the number backwards, and add 1778 - the year Oliver Pollock invented '$', the symbol of exploitation, suffering and injustice. The number is now 28679.

Turn the number backwards, divide by 17 - the symbol of domination. The number is now 5746.

Turn the number backwards, and add 1865 - the year Lincoln was shot. The number is now 8340.

This number, when read backwards, gives 0438. This, written in octal, gives 666 - the number of the Beast.

Enough said - QED.
 
2002-10-20 05:48:50 PM
**** THE PROOF THAT Santa Claus IS EVIL ****


S A N T A C L A U S
19 1 14 20 1 3 12 1 21 19 - as numbers
1 1 5 2 1 3 3 1 3 1 - digits added
\_____/ \_____/ \_____/ \_____/ \_____/
2 7 4 4 4 - digits added

Thus, "Santa Claus" is 27444.


Divide by 3, the symbol of fulfillment - the result is 9148.

Add 2971 to it - this is the year guillotine was first used, written backwards - you will get 12119.

Subtract 69, the year of the destruction of Jerusalem. The result will be 12050.

Subtract 93 from the number - this is the symbol of disease, written backwards. It gives 11957.

Subtract 9981 from the number - this is the year "Scrabble" was invented to promote violence and anger, written backwards. It gives 1976.

The number 1976 is the year George Harrison performed the lumberjack song with Monty Python - if you have seen it, you should understand.

This clearly proves how evil the subject is. QED.
 
2002-10-20 05:53:41 PM
I don't think I'm alone when I say this is farking stupid
 
2002-10-20 05:54:45 PM
Thus, "duaneattaway" is 8254.

Subtract 3891 from the number - this is the year Microsoft introduced Windows 1.0, written backwards. It gives 4363.

That's it. I'm calling my lawyer and suing.
 
2002-10-20 06:01:14 PM
**** THE PROOF THAT osama bin laden IS EVIL ****


O S A M A B I N L A D E N
79 83 65 77 65 66 73 78 76 65 68 69 78 - as ASCII values
7 2 2 5 2 3 1 6 4 2 5 6 6 - digits added
\_________/ \_________/ \_________/ \_________/ \_/
2 1 2 4 6 - digits added

Thus, "osama bin laden" is 21246.


Turn the number backwards, and add 1899 - the year "Scrabble" was invented to promote violence and anger. The number is now 66111.

Divide by 3, the symbol of fulfillment - the result is 22037.

Turn the number backwards, and add 69 - the symbol of perversion and pleasue in sin. The number is now 73091.

Subtract 5781 from the number - this is the year first newspaper cartoon strip was published, written backwards. It gives 67310.

Turn the number backwards, and add 600 - the symbol of war. The number is now 1976.

The number 1976 is the year George Harrison performed the lumberjack song with Monty Python - if you have seen it, you should understand.

This clearly proves how evil the subject is. QED.
 
2002-10-20 06:02:47 PM
**** THE PROOF THAT Domo Kun IS EVIL ****


D O M O K U N
68 79 77 79 75 85 78 - as ASCII values
5 7 5 7 3 4 6 - digits added
\_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ \_________/
5 7 5 7 4 - digits added

Thus, "Domo Kun" is 57574.


Add 6, the smallest perfect number - the result is 57580.

Turn the number backwards, divide by 25 - the symbol of approval for the sin. The number is now 343.

Add 1351 to it - this is the year Richard Roose was conveniently boiled to death for trying to poison an archbishop, written backwards - you will get 1694.

Turn the number backwards, and add 1952 - the year killer fog haunted London. The number is now 6913.

Subtract 5681 from the number - this is the year Lincoln was shot, written backwards. It gives 1232.

This number, read as octal, gives 666 - the number of the Beast.

This is truly evil. QED.
 
2002-10-20 06:12:49 PM
**** THE PROOF THAT Squirrels IS EVIL ****


S Q U I R R E L S
19 17 21 9 18 18 5 12 19 - as numbers
1 8 3 9 9 9 5 3 1 - digits added
\_____/ \_____/ \_____/ \_____/ \_/
9 3 9 8 1 - digits added

Thus, "Squirrels" is 93981.


Subtract 140, the smallest harmonic divisor number. The result will be 93841.

Turn the number backwards, and add 445 - the year Attila the Hun attacked western Europe. The number is now 15284.

Divide the number by 002 - this is the symbol of greed, backwards. It gives 7642.

Subtract 1181, the year UFO was first observed in China and Japan. The result will be 6461.

Turn the number backwards, and add 1895 - the year Rudolph Hess was born. The number is now 3541.

This number, read as octal, gives 1889 - the year Adolf Hitler was born.

This is truly evil. QED.
 
2002-10-20 06:14:16 PM
**** THE PROOF THAT Iron Maiden IS EVIL ****

I R O N M A I D E N
9 18 15 14 13 1 9 4 5 14 - as numbers
9 9 6 5 4 1 9 4 5 5 - digits added
\_____/ \_____/ \_____/ \_____/ \_____/
9 2 5 4 1 - digits added

Thus, "Iron Maiden" is 92541.


Subtract 7491 from the number - this is the year Aleister Crowley paid a longer visit to hell, written backwards. It gives 85050.

Add 6691 to it - this is the year "Star Trek" premiered, written backwards - you will get 91741.

Add 6391 to it - this is the year Bruno Hauptmann, baby killer, was executed, written backwards - you will get 98132.

Turn the number backwards, subtract 11 - the symbol of judgment and disorder. The number is now 23178.

Add 32 to it - this is the symbol of death, written backwards - you will get 23210.

This, when read backwards, gives 01232. This is 666 in octal, the number of the Beast...

Evil, QED.
 
2002-10-20 06:14:41 PM
Did anyone else click on the"try too hard" link? I got some interesting, but not SFW, photos.
 
2002-10-20 06:15:25 PM
**** THE PROOF THAT this link is farking STUPID IS EVIL ****


T H I S L I N K I S fark I N G S T U P I D
84 72 73 83 76 73 78 75 73 83 70 85 67 75 73 78 71 83 84 85 80 73 68 - as ASCII values
3 9 1 2 4 1 6 3 1 2 7 4 4 3 1 6 8 2 3 4 8 1 5 - digits added
\_________________/ \_________________/ \_________________/ \_________________/ \_________/
1 4 1 5 5 - digits added

Thus, "this link is farking STUPID" is 14155.


Subtract 25, the symbol of approval for the sin. The result will be 14130.

Subtract 6291 from the number - this is the year "Playboy" publisher, Hugh Hefner, was born, written backwards. It gives 7839.

Subtract 81 from the number - this is the symbol of bondage, written backwards. It gives 7758.

Subtract 5981 from the number - this is the year Rudolph Hess was born, written backwards. It gives 1777.

Subtract 64, the year of the Great Fire of Rome. The result will be 1713.

Write 1790 backwards. Translate it to octal - this will give you 1713. Thus, 1713 stands for 1790, the year US patent system was established (eevil).

You get the picture. QED.
 
CB
2002-10-20 06:22:29 PM
**** THE PROOF THAT Drew Curtis IS EVIL ****


D R E W C U R T I S
4 18 5 23 3 21 18 20 9 19 - as numbers
4 9 5 5 3 3 9 2 9 1 - digits added
\_____/ \_____/ \_____/ \_____/ \_____/
4 1 6 2 1 - digits added

Thus, "Drew Curtis" is 41621.


Turn the number backwards, subtract 1912 - the year Titanic went for its first and last voyage. The number is now 10702.

Subtract 1609, the year Gallileo, inspired by the Satan himself, came up with his ridiculous theory. The result will be 9093.

Turn the number backwards, subtract 25 - the symbol of approval for the sin. The number is now 3884.

Turn the number backwards, and add 1815 - the year first commercial cheese factory was established. The number is now 6698.

Add 93 to it - this is the symbol of disease, written backwards - you will get 6791.

This number, read from right to left, is 1976, or the year George Harrison performed the lumberjack song with Monty Python - if you have seen it, you should understand.

No further questions. QED.
 
2002-10-20 06:22:35 PM
**** THE PROOF THAT Not Evil IS EVIL ****


N O T E V I L
78 79 84 69 86 73 76 - as ASCII values
6 7 3 6 5 1 4 - digits added
\_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ \_________/
6 7 3 6 1 - digits added

Thus, "Not Evil" is 67361.


Subtract 7391 from the number - this is the year Saddam Hussein twins were born, written backwards. It gives 59970.

Add 0391 to it - this is the year synthetic rubber was first produced, endangering the concept of intercourse for the purpose of procreation, written backwards - you will get 60361.

Divide by 7, the sacred number of Illuminati - the result is 8623.

Add 1351 to it - this is the year Richard Roose was conveniently boiled to death for trying to poison an archbishop, written backwards - you will get 9974.

Subtract 93 from the number - this is the symbol of disease, written backwards. It gives 9881.

This number, read from right to left, is 1889, or the year Adolf Hitler was born.

No further questions. QED.
 
2002-10-20 06:27:32 PM
a .cx site not used to showcase someone's anus? Diabolical!
 
2002-10-20 06:28:42 PM
Man, why isnt there voting?!
 
2002-10-20 06:35:41 PM
oops, I stand corrected(NSFA?). There is anus action after all. It's pure evil.
 
2002-10-20 06:36:00 PM
1 1 4 5 1 8 9 4 5 5 6 6 6 - digits added
\_________/ \_________/ \_________/ \_________/ \_/
6 5 9 8 6 - digits added

How the hell does this get 5 out of 5, 1, and 8 and 9 out of 9, 4, and 5?
 
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