I guess he was armed real well.

"My stomach's still shaking right now," Pamela Corpuz said.


Maybe it's because you're fat.

(at the beginning some cute little kid says: Next motherf**ker's gonna
get my metal")
On we plow
The big bully try to stick his finger in my chest
Try to tell me tell me he's the best
But I don't really give a good go***mn cause
I got my lunchbox and I'm armed real well
I got my lunchbox and I'm armed real well
I got my lunchbox and I'm armed real well
I wanna grow up
I wanna be a big rock and roll star
I wanna grow up
I wanna be
so no one f**ks with me, yeah
I got the pencils in my pocket, try to put me down
Wanna go out, gotta get out to the playground
wanna throw down at the playground
I wanna go out
Next motherf**ker gonna get my metal
Next motherf**ker gonna get my metal
Next motherf**ker gonna get my metal
Next motherf**ker
Pow Pow Pow, Pow Pow Pow, Pow Pow Pow, Pow Pow Pow

/obscure?

crablouse

First thing I thought of too.

crablouse: obscure? hardly...
lame? very...

everyone re-read that first sentence carefully... makes no sense

revenge_of_the_lawn: everyone re-read that first sentence carefully... makes no sense
It is kind of a linguistic abortion, isn't it?

"Thinking about it two hours later, I could have been shot," Corpuz said. "That's not a good thing."

No, she was right the first time. If he was going to shoot, he would have already done it. You have far better chances if you just run, especially in a different direction than the gun is pointing. By the time the gunman reacts and re-aims, you ought to be long gone...


/not sure about this woman though

PrincessOfPenguins:
No, she was right the first time. If he was going to shoot, he would have already done it. You have far better chances if you just run, especially in a different direction than the gun is pointing. By the time the gunman reacts and re-aims, you ought to be long gone... GIVE HIM YOUR FARKING WALLET


/ftfy

I see others beat me to it, but here is the video: Link (new window)

Oldskool!

JACKSONVILLE, Fla. -- When a man pointed a gun at her faced demanded her purse, a terrified woman armed only with a small cooler she used to carry her lunch to work managed to scare off the attacker.


//faced

Corpuz was getting out of her car to go home Thursday night when a man pulled a gun.

I usually get IN my car to go home. What?

Arioch: Corpuz was getting out of her car to go home Thursday night when a man pulled a gun.

I usually get IN my car to go home. What?

After watching the story video (which TFA apparently is a transcript of), it seems she just had parked, and was crossing the street to get into her apartment.

Besides, That is a small lunch box? I bet I could fit my dinner in there.

This robber was apparently made of fail, which, I suppose, is a good thing.

Police officers said it's not normally a good idea to fight back when they are confronted by a criminal with a gun.

Wow, even the cops won't fight back!

ninjabandit: "My stomach's still shaking right now," Pamela Corpuz said.


Maybe it's because you're fat.

I'm fat, but this cracked me up.

I'm fat too. So I pulled a gun on myself and then hit myself in the head with my lunchbox.

Of course, since I'm fat, teh lunchbox was way too
heavy and I tripped, fell over and shot myself int he stomach.

/true story
//I'm not fat, I'm PHAT.
///stomach still shaking

yeah, I thought about manson too when I read the headline.