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(Some Guy)   The American Dream has been created, and it's a motorized refrigerator. "It combines two basic necessities of life - somewhere to have cold food or a beverage handy, and the ability to get somewhere without walking."   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 41
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2008-01-12 10:03:44 PM  
old.
 
2008-01-12 10:03:53 PM  
Unless there is a BJ attachment, the dream is still just a dream.
 
2008-01-12 10:04:07 PM  
So that means you can also take a crap/pee in it?.

Well that's gonna leave some odor on the food...
 
2008-01-12 10:04:40 PM  
Add a toilet, and you've got a winnar!
 
2008-01-12 10:04:46 PM  
Capacity = 1 fatass
 
2008-01-12 10:05:08 PM  
I remember two years ago when this came out....
I was like.....WoW cool!
 
2008-01-12 10:08:32 PM  
Anything you wanna keep cold.
 
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2008-01-12 10:09:29 PM  
An American Dream, as reported in The Daily Mail? Alright then.

I see no need for such a creation, outside of tail-gate parking lot shenanigans.
 
2008-01-12 10:09:56 PM  
img.dailymail.co.uk

MASCULINE!
 
2008-01-12 10:10:01 PM  
Its only the American dream if it:

1. Makes you filthy rich
2. Give you unlimited sexual pleasure
3. Provides a place to take a peaceful dump.

But cold booze is nice too.
 
2008-01-12 10:10:03 PM  
Sounds like the next step in the Summer of George.
 
2008-01-12 10:13:44 PM  
That would be kind of cool if for some reason you were tailgating at a game with a ton of people that took 10-20 cars. I can count on one hand the amount of times I've done that. Otherwise, whats the point?
 
2008-01-12 10:14:09 PM  
Mister Tibbs: Its only the American dream if it:

1. Makes you filthy rich
2. Give you unlimited sexual pleasure
3. Provides a place to take a peaceful dump.

But cold booze is nice too.


Can we sneak puppeteering Kenya in there somewhere? I mean biatchez gotz 2 get paid
 
2008-01-12 10:15:23 PM  
i129.photobucket.com

they already found it
 
2008-01-12 10:16:05 PM  
meh...
I like this one better...

i266.photobucket.com
 
2008-01-12 10:16:43 PM  
h to the 'ojo - Genius. You win the #4 spot on the list. The American Dream blesses you with money and sex.
 
2008-01-12 10:18:17 PM  
FTA: Undaunted by the dismal fate of gadgets like the two-wheeled Segway - a scooter for grown-ups - or Sir Clive Sinclair's three-wheeled C5, the makers of the Cruzin Cooler are confident their own take on drink-driving will be a hit with British party-goers.

The Segway failed for other reasons, not the fact that it was a feat of engineering. This one is going to fail because if some fatass like that is in the ads, no one will ever believe it will make it across a parking lot or the first speedbump it hits and not snap.

And hey guy? Even plastic seats have weight limits.

/not buying. Don't want the newsletter either.
//old.
 
2008-01-12 10:19:33 PM  
blogs.salon.com

"We'll take two!"
 
2008-01-12 10:23:35 PM  
h to the 'ojo :
"Can we sneak puppeteering Kenya in there somewhere? I mean biatchez gotz 2 get paid"
kenya ?
 
2008-01-12 10:40:31 PM  
I submitted this like over a year ago and it was red lit =(
 
2008-01-12 10:44:56 PM  
LOGICAL_PSYCHO: I remember two years ago when this came out....
I was like.....WoW cool!


World of Warcraft cool?
 
2008-01-12 10:45:49 PM  
That dude in the picture needs to walk a bit, not be riding around on his picnic chest. He must have eaten everything in the picnic chest, many times over.
 
2008-01-12 10:53:59 PM  
i199.photobucket.com

Not Impressed.
 
2008-01-12 11:03:56 PM  
Someone help me out. What does "21 stone" convert to in american?
 
2008-01-12 11:05:58 PM  
Wow,something for the fatasses to get fatter. Good thinking.
 
2008-01-12 11:08:52 PM  
Snappy_Dresser: Someone help me out. What does "21 stone" convert to in american?

294 pounds. A lightweight in some places.
 
2008-01-12 11:09:16 PM  
Snappy_Dresser: Someone help me out. What does "21 stone" convert to in american?

21 times 14, or 294
 
2008-01-12 11:12:36 PM  
www.mndaily.com
 
2008-01-12 11:39:03 PM  
Lard ass, Lard ass, Lard ass...

// laughs at Pie Boy's 178 waist .
 
2008-01-12 11:39:27 PM  
Highly interesting and strikingly relevant pic there scalpod.
 
2008-01-12 11:41:24 PM  
Doesn't that make the max weight somewhere around 275lbs? Isn't that kind of low for a fridge/Rascal?
 
2008-01-12 11:55:46 PM  
The Brits finally make a refrigerator that can leak oil?
I guess they can finally move on to creating the oil-leaking television now.
 
2008-01-13 12:02:40 AM  
The American Dream has been created, and it's a motorized refrigerator. "It combines two basic necessities of life - somewhere to have cold food or a beverage handy, and the ability to get somewhere without walking."

PSA:

The American Dream still exists... I think.
 
2008-01-13 12:08:29 AM  
i106.photobucket.com
 
2008-01-13 12:19:15 AM  
Ima4nic8or
That dude in the picture needs to walk a bit, not be riding around on his picnic chest. He must have eaten everything in the picnic chest, many times over.

Thank you Ted, that was the joke.
 
2008-01-13 01:13:26 AM  
I wonder how long it is before someone will appear on Fark for getting a DUI while driving one of these things...
 
2008-01-13 02:01:40 AM  
AllahAckbar: I wonder how long it is before someone will appear on Fark for getting a DUI while driving one of these things...

Ocifer, this here'sth a motorized beer cart, so technically th'influence isth driving unner ME!
 
2008-01-13 03:30:31 AM  
at least they showed a real 'Merican demonstrating it, compared to some sammich needing' bag o' antlers
 
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2008-01-13 08:49:18 AM  
i6.tinypic.com
 
2008-01-13 05:08:13 PM  
This thing was yet another retarded useless product I saw at CES. Even worse, it's every bit as cheaply made as it appears.
 
2008-01-13 06:31:42 PM  
Wait, isn't the american dream to lose wars against third world countries?
 
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