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(The Sun)   The train wreck that just won't quit: Brit-brit re-entered the country after seven-hour sojourn in Mexico wearing a flaming red wig, puffing on an inhaler, and wearing a "F*ck Off Lover Boy" jacket   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 34
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2008-01-12 07:55:21 AM
That's what I'd say if I see Mike Reno on the street.
 
2008-01-12 08:12:49 AM
yawn
 
2008-01-12 08:30:14 AM
submitter: Brit-brit

Fark off, we're not having her. Madonna's bad enough.
 
2008-01-12 08:38:26 AM
Enjoy her while you got her, people.... without something major changing, she will be dead in a few years. I don't quite see what is so funny about that.
 
2008-01-12 08:51:49 AM
bronyaur1: Enjoy her while you got her, people.... without something major changing, she will be dead in a few years. I don't quite see what is so funny about that.

I've got her in my 2008 pool. Not nice, but facts is facts.
 
2008-01-12 08:53:00 AM
Procedural Texture

Brilliant!
 
2008-01-12 09:05:19 AM
DBM

Dead By March?
 
2008-01-12 09:10:50 AM
Awesome. The day's barely started and already I got my Brit fix.
 
2008-01-12 09:14:41 AM
Looks like a Primatene inhaler, which is epinephrine.
Probably hitting it for the buzz.
 
2008-01-12 09:19:16 AM
Brit-brit? How lame.
 
2008-01-12 09:41:05 AM
As much as I hate to see a life ruined, I think more good can come from her OD'ing than anything else.
1) Kids won't have to see mom F'd up or see her later kill herself when they're older.
2) Maybe some stupid kids that still follow her and worship her will get a "scared straight" moment.
3) She keeps going the way she is, it's only a matter of time before she runs someone over or stabs them with an umbrella.
4) There's a chance her family might straighten the Fark up. (well, hope anyway)
5) Fark won't have to run these stories continually.
 
2008-01-12 09:41:23 AM
I know Loverboy also released a new album last year, but is that any reason to be hating them?
 
2008-01-12 09:49:00 AM
bronyaur1: Enjoy her while you got her, people.... without something major changing, she will be dead in a few years. I don't quite see what is so funny about that.

It'll be the way she goes. I'm guessing she'll gain about four hundred pounds after the next five kids and then, while posing for a paparazzi, he'll keep telling her to go back...go back...get in frame, back some more....and then when she's ready, full in the height of her glory, ready to give this 'razzi a picture to truly showcase her awesomeness...

BLAM!

Run over by a speeding 18-wheeler. Flattened like a pancake.

Let's face it, there are many things Britney does not do well. But she's going to go out in a hilarious fashion, mark my words.
 
2008-01-12 10:05:41 AM
Rodeodoc: bronyaur1: Enjoy her while you got her, people.... without something major changing, she will be dead in a few years. I don't quite see what is so funny about that.

I've got her in my 2008 pool. Not nice, but facts is facts.


Yeah but so does everyone else. They all cancel each other out.
 
2008-01-12 10:22:52 AM
img.photobucket.com

I think Brit is trying to look like Erin.
 
2008-01-12 10:58:35 AM
Yup, that's it. Proof of her insanity.

She went on a day trip to Mexico.
She wore a wig
She wore a jacket with something printed on it.
She was using an inhaler.

What more do they need to lock her up?
 
2008-01-12 11:06:37 AM

I think the important question to ask here is:

WHO FARKING CARES?!?!?!?
 
2008-01-12 11:24:04 AM
Looks like a Primatene inhaler, which is epinephrine.
Probably hitting it for the buzz.


Primatene will no longer avaliable in the US. She has to go to Mexico to get her fix.
 
2008-01-12 11:33:25 AM
FTFA: Expect to see her dressing up as a bear after drinking Toilet Duck to secure the top spot

Ok, this made me laugh

/still wanna know when it will ever end
 
2008-01-12 11:46:29 AM
Krumet: Looks like a Primatene inhaler, which is epinephrine.
Probably hitting it for the buzz.


That's my guess. When I was in Cozumel in September, there were plenty of stores that had all kinds of drugs people could buy... inhalers were big, as was Viagra and a ton of antibiotics.

I may never have liked her music, but it is sad that she's in the express lane to complete debauchery and probably death before she's 30.
 
2008-01-12 12:02:01 PM
I think I will be laughing if she is outlived by Amy Winehouse. Actually they should do a duet and then when they perform live on stage both will burst in to flames.
 
2008-01-12 12:12:41 PM
She's gotta stick with the legal drugs so she doesn't get into trouble....that and I think inhalers help you lose weight. Legal speed and all...

Also the "F off Loverboy" thing was probably directed towards the jerkoff paparazzi guy that she was with who sold pictures of her....

I feel dirty for knowing this but I just cant quit.
 
2008-01-12 12:35:23 PM
www.coverbrowser.com
 
2008-01-12 01:16:03 PM
No, what won't quit is these farking green-lit stories about her. Let's move on, shall we?
 
2008-01-12 02:20:37 PM
I'm a little surprised she didn't pick up a few Mexican kids while she was there. Those kids will do the kind being mothered that American kids won't.
 
2008-01-12 02:44:09 PM
bronyaur1: Enjoy her while you got her, people.... without something major changing, she will be dead in a few years. I don't quite see what is so funny about that.

Her destroying her own life and killing herself is funny because she's fat.
Anything fat people do is funny - even when they just fall down on an escalator.
 
2008-01-12 02:54:26 PM
shiat like this makes the final speech in 'Extras' all that more poignant.
 
2008-01-12 02:58:57 PM
theseniorsenior.files.wordpress.com

not amused
 
2008-01-12 03:24:12 PM
I think I am missing something here?

What in this story is a) newsworthy and b) anything that we should point at and say she is doing to ruin her life?
 
2008-01-12 04:20:03 PM
Way to go incognito with a flame wig there.

Now start biatching about the pap's not leaving you alone again.
 
2008-01-12 04:42:33 PM
members.tripod.com

/approves
 
2008-01-12 08:56:51 PM
i bet she bought the drugs that she will od with on this trip.

/really
 
2008-01-12 10:39:12 PM
i94.photobucket.com

Leave Loverboy Alone!
 
2008-01-13 01:16:54 AM
You know, if I find myself in a celebrity death pool, she's my upset special.

/74 points
 
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