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(CNBC)   Porn "actors" afraid porn on Blu-ray will show too many flaws on their bodies. Ron Jeremy happy this didn't come up in his day... people might notice that actually, he has a bit of hair on his otherwise-flawless body   (cnbc.com) divider line 56
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2008-01-11 06:35:02 PM
img258.imageshack.us
 
2008-01-11 06:42:12 PM
Yeah, high-def really brings out the warts and syphilis cankers.
 
2008-01-11 06:58:15 PM
Eh. Somehow I doubt that people are really going to care that much as long as porn stars are better looking than 99% of the population.
 
2008-01-11 07:02:28 PM
I'm sure there is a fetish market for pepperoni crotch.
 
2008-01-11 07:27:29 PM
see the wrinkles
 
2008-01-11 08:51:51 PM
movies.indiatimes.com

I don't know how I'd like her in HD....I'm open to find out though.
 
2008-01-11 09:01:19 PM
homerdrew415: I don't know how I'd like her in HD

I'm assuming spread-eagle?
 
2008-01-11 09:01:48 PM
I don't really see the big deal. Does anyone continue watching pRoN after rubbing one out?

/ not that it would apply to me
 
2008-01-11 09:06:18 PM
NancyGracesTesticles: I'm sure there is a fetish market for pepperoni crotch.

Hey, look, I'm done with food forever now.
 
2008-01-11 09:08:47 PM
"Pepperoni Crotch" would be a great band name.

/Especially if "Hole" opened for them.
 
2008-01-11 09:12:20 PM
Ok...lets be honest...the "actors" aka male participants only need to worry about one part of thier body. Many of them are ugly/fat/etc to start with already. its the actresses aka females that need to worry about the whole body.
 
2008-01-11 09:12:50 PM
Black Lagoon: NancyGracesTesticles: I'm sure there is a fetish market for pepperoni crotch.

Hey, look, I'm done with food forever now.


It's not just his quote, but his username too.
 
2008-01-11 09:19:08 PM
Wait till they throw in smellovision.

The whole room will smell like ass and tuna.
 
2008-01-11 09:20:04 PM
i13.tinypic.com
 
2008-01-11 09:35:36 PM
I don't know what they're worried about. You can already tell a lot of the women have lumpy, scarred breasts and leathery, over-tanned skin and they guys have stupid faces just on a cheap television set.
 
2008-01-11 09:41:31 PM
 
2008-01-11 09:42:36 PM
Suicidal Writer: What the fark happened to Jenna Jameson?!! (new window)

18,000 run-throughs
 
2008-01-11 09:42:47 PM
"Porn is a fantasy, and some fantasies are best [when they're] not being overly representative of reality."

Amen, brother!
 
2008-01-11 09:48:23 PM
Maybe, just maybe, this will lead to less horrible plastic surgery and an emphasis on avoiding crystal meth and staying in decent shape.

/I have a dream
 
2008-01-11 09:50:54 PM
Suicidal Writer: What the fark happened to Jenna Jameson?!! (new window)

New to Fark? Her descent into ugh has been well documented here.
 
2008-01-11 09:52:30 PM
FunkOut's got a good point. A lot of people in porn look bad enough in regular definition. I have NO desire to see genital abrasions and track marks in HD.

And my GOD, is Jenna Jameson still actually performing? That's not... that's not something I ever ever ever want to see.
 
2008-01-11 09:54:11 PM
homerdrew415: I don't know how I'd like her in HD....I'm open to find out though.

What does "Fake Mallika" mean? (I see that, and think Clockwork Orange, but know that's not right)

/non-pr0n watchin' gal, sorry
 
2008-01-11 09:57:39 PM
bobug: homerdrew415: I don't know how I'd like her in HD....I'm open to find out though.

What does "Fake Mallika" mean? (I see that, and think Clockwork Orange, but know that's not right)

/non-pr0n watchin' gal, sorry


NOt really sure, but it was the first sorta safe picture I saw when google image searching for porn star (or some such)
 
2008-01-11 10:01:16 PM
Shrapnel: Suicidal Writer: What the fark happened to Jenna Jameson?!! (new window)

New to Fark? Her descent into ugh has been well documented here.


I do not follow discussion of pornography too often because I am on a plane of existence that is post-sex.
 
2008-01-11 10:12:03 PM
I've seen quite a bit of porn in near HD (1350kb/s streaming). It's delicious.
 
2008-01-11 10:33:48 PM
I've got some 720p releases of mainstream titles like Island Fever 3. Some of the bigger porn sites are shooting HD downloads now, too (FTV and ddgirls both have, at least). They look great, really, even if you really can see surgery scars and, if you care, the tiny bit of cellulose that even the most perfect body has.

Guys still go to their local strip joint and still enjoy the hell out of the 19 year olds with fake tits and a C-section scar; porn chicks don't have anything to worry about, really. I don't think HD is going to do anything but improve porn production values. Realistically, the production people are going to figure out that they need to use softer focus and more atmospheric lighting. Love scenes in mainstream movies do the same thing. What I see as a result of the switch to HD is generally higher quality work from pornographers.
 
2008-01-11 10:51:09 PM
Sucks to be you.
 
2008-01-11 11:00:19 PM
BlackArt: Sucks to be you.

I LOL'd
 
2008-01-11 11:12:07 PM
Anybody ever see "Porn Star: The Legend of Ron Jeremy"? Apparently some women in the industry had riders in their contracts stating "Won't do dogs, won't do Ron Jeremy."
 
2008-01-11 11:13:19 PM
Also found out from that movie he was originally a special education teacher.
 
2008-01-11 11:18:34 PM
FunkOut:
I don't know what they're worried about. You can already tell a lot of the women have lumpy, scarred breasts and leathery, over-tanned skin and they guys have stupid faces just on a cheap television set.

"Amateur" porn FTW. I prefer it when the actress pretending to be the "girl next door" actually looks like the girl next door.
 
2008-01-11 11:23:57 PM
thefatbasturd: Also found out from that movie he was originally a special education teacher.

Has a masters in that, and bachelors in Education and Theater.

He's not a dummy. He just has a huge prong.
 
2008-01-11 11:59:10 PM
No Such Agency: FunkOut:
I don't know what they're worried about. You can already tell a lot of the women have lumpy, scarred breasts and leathery, over-tanned skin and they guys have stupid faces just on a cheap television set.

"Amateur" porn FTW. I prefer it when the actress pretending to be the "girl next door" actually looks like the girl next door.


And it's always better when they are crying, anyway.
 
2008-01-12 12:04:46 AM
If you're really into porn, tho, you're not so much caring what the "actors" look like, provided they mostly look human.

If you're into fetish porn, even that requirement may be optional.
 
2008-01-12 12:07:59 AM
thefatbasturd: Apparently some women in the industry had riders in their contracts stating "Won't do dogs, won't do Ron Jeremy."

And reportedly, many of them were flexible about the dogs.
 
2008-01-12 12:11:55 AM
thefatbasturd: Anybody ever see "Porn Star: The Legend of Ron Jeremy"?

True story. There are fan testimonials throughout that movie from people who LOVE Ron Jeremy. All but one of them are from guys, and the testimonials were filmed at a stripper convention that takes place near where I live in Indiana. Anyway, the one fan testimonial that comes from a woman who was a student of mine. She developed an unhealthy obsession with me - following me home and even taking pictures of me surreptitiously; in fact I had taken out a restraining order against her only a week or so before I happened to see that movie. I rented it and was kind of listening to the movie, rather than watching it (who the hell wants to watch 90 minutes of Ron Jeremy?). She has a very distinctive voice and when I heard her speaking I grabbed my phone thinking I needed to call the cops.

No particular point to this, but if you meet a girl who goes to stripper conventions and agrees to show her face in a movie while talking about how she names her sex toys after Ron Jeremy, you are in fact dealing with the kind of crazy that requires a restraining order.
 
2008-01-12 12:41:14 AM
State_College_Arsonist: Maybe, just maybe, this will lead to less horrible plastic surgery and an emphasis on avoiding crystal meth and staying in decent shape.



Agreed, Nothing sadder than seeing 22 year old stars like Teagan Presley,going from fresh faced 18 year old to anorexic looking with an unnecessary boob & nose job.
 
2008-01-12 12:46:02 AM
The one classic movie of which they've never done a porn version: Powers of 10


/pops
//Imagine the Blu-ray porn version
 
2008-01-12 12:51:47 AM
Doesn't matter. New porn is crap anyway.

The women are much hotter in the classics.
 
2008-01-12 01:01:20 AM
Anagrammer: The one classic movie of which they've never done a porn version: Powers of 10


/pops
//Imagine the Blu-ray porn version


Well they at least gave it a shot (SFW, pops,)
 
2008-01-12 02:12:50 AM
Suicidal Writer: What the fark happened to Jenna Jameson?!! (new window)

LOTS of penis and meth
 
2008-01-12 04:32:18 AM
likefunbutnot: I've got some 720p releases of mainstream titles like Island Fever 3. Some of the bigger porn sites are shooting HD downloads now, too (FTV and ddgirls both have, at least). They look great, really, even if you really can see surgery scars and, if you care, the tiny bit of cellulose that even the most perfect body has.


I am by no means a spelling nazi, but I thought the transposition of cellulose (wood) for cellulite, in a pr0n thread, was quite deliciously funnay.
 
2008-01-12 07:38:54 AM
0MGWTFBBQ: likefunbutnot: I've got some 720p releases of mainstream titles like Island Fever 3. Some of the bigger porn sites are shooting HD downloads now, too (FTV and ddgirls both have, at least). They look great, really, even if you really can see surgery scars and, if you care, the tiny bit of cellulose that even the most perfect body has.


I am by no means a spelling nazi, but I thought the transposition of cellulose (wood) for cellulite, in a pr0n thread, was quite deliciously funnay.


heh, you said wood was delicious.

/just playin'
 
2008-01-12 08:17:20 AM
...the tiny bit of cellulose that even the most perfect body has.


www.willisms.com

That's my kind of movie, baby.
 
2008-01-12 11:00:26 AM
Shrapnel: Suicidal Writer: What the fark happened to Jenna Jameson?!! (new window)

New to Fark porn? Her descent into ugh natural progression has been well documented here.


FTFY. For a more detailed explanation, look here
 
2008-01-12 11:21:27 AM
Some people don't seem to understand what Post is.
 
2008-01-12 11:30:03 AM
likefunbutnot: I rented it and ... rather than watching it (who the hell wants to watch 90 minutes of Ron Jeremy?).


Hey, YOU'RE the one who rented it.


okdaddio: ... cellulose that even the most perfect body has.

That's my kind of movie, baby.



BWAHHAHA! right on.
 
2008-01-12 02:09:44 PM
maeryk: thefatbasturd: Also found out from that movie he was originally a special education teacher.

Has a masters in that, and bachelors in Education and Theater.

He's not a dummy. He just has a huge prong.


Well no, never thought he was. It is just kind of surreal going from teaching kids, especially special ed. kids, to farking for living.
 
2008-01-12 02:32:18 PM
I've met Ginger Lynn, Nina Hartley, Jeanna Fine, and Selena Steele, and they were all as sexy in real life as they were in their films.
 
2008-01-12 03:22:18 PM
Suicidal Writer: I do not follow discussion of pornography too often because I am on a plane of existence that is post-sex.

Married?
 
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