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(Some Guy)   Samuel L. Jackson is proud of his butt and is 'titillated' when wearing skirts   ( divider line
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3746 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 Oct 2002 at 11:53 PM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-10-19 11:54:32 PM  
KILTS, you bastard.
2002-10-19 11:56:40 PM  
He he, he said titillated
2002-10-19 11:57:57 PM  
haven't seen the movie yet... I really wonder why he is wearing a kilt, it seems to be important.
2002-10-20 12:00:24 AM  
Please, Please, it's a KILT, not a skirt. I am a vendor at Scottish festivals all up and down the East Coast. We always get a laugh when some guy shows up in his wife's plaid skirt, thinking he looks like Highlander. But my point is, IT'S NOT A SKIRT, dumbass.
2002-10-20 12:03:35 AM  
DEAR GOD! His wife is 2 years older than his DAUGHTER?!?!?!?!? what the begeeze? I love my gf and all, but when I am 54, I hope to God she stays somewhere in the 20's.
2002-10-20 12:03:40 AM  
Oh god, here it comes, the flood of KILTS
2002-10-20 12:04:39 AM
2002-10-20 12:04:51 AM  
When David Letterman asked what he wore under the kilt, he replied "Your girlfriends lipstick."
2002-10-20 12:05:58 AM  
It is shaped like a skirt and it shows your legs, it IS a skirt...
2002-10-20 12:06:25 AM  
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2002-10-20 12:06:29 AM  
Wait, everyone else just happened to not realize that his daughter was 20 and his wife was 22?
2002-10-20 12:07:10 AM  
His wife OF 22 years.
2002-10-20 12:07:31 AM  
No, Lobsterboy, skirts are those flowery things YOU wear.
2002-10-20 12:07:40 AM  
Feck ye!
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2002-10-20 12:07:43 AM  
don't you have to be Scottish to wear a kilt? it doesn't really look right on Samuel L. Jackson
2002-10-20 12:08:12 AM  
Oh, OF. Nevermind :-P <--- Asshat
2002-10-20 12:08:40 AM  
I meant BigPimpin, not Lobsterboy. Don't maul me.
2002-10-20 12:09:00 AM  
Damn proud to see a man wearing a kilt as it should be worn: in normal, everyday fashion. It is a garment of utility and style.

Hardest working man in show business.
2002-10-20 12:09:18 AM  
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ENGLISH MOTHERF*CKER!!!! Do you read it?
2002-10-20 12:09:29 AM  
She's 22???
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2002-10-20 12:09:48 AM  
You think there's no black Scots? What planet do YOU live on, FuzzyGirl18?
2002-10-20 12:11:47 AM  
I'm proud of his butt, too.
2002-10-20 12:15:41 AM  
Preach it Brother Samuel!

2002-10-20 12:23:57 AM  
did any other non-british english speakers laugh at paycheque?


i love samuel l. jackson. what a badass mofo.
2002-10-20 12:28:05 AM  
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2002-10-20 12:33:54 AM  
I wonder if he ever felt like going "commando" under his Jedi robe??

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2002-10-20 12:35:23 AM  
I don't think Samuel L. Jackson and "titillated" are two things that should ever have to be thought of at the same time. I think my rights have been violated by this.
2002-10-20 12:47:40 AM  
Married 22yrs
2002-10-20 12:49:11 AM  
Why does everyone still consider this guy cool? He sucked before Pulp Fiction, and kept right on sucking after Pulp Fiction. Sam Jackson is a douchebag.
2002-10-20 12:51:15 AM  
What about Walken in a kilt?
2002-10-20 12:54:08 AM  

What about Walken in a kilt?

It's great. No chafing, very comfortable.

Jogging, however, is a bad idea.


2002-10-20 12:55:04 AM  
you can call it H2O, or dihydrogen oxide, it's still WATER.
if it looks like a skirt, then it's a skirt, but of course you can call it kilts.
she's not 22, he's been married with her for 22 years. sheeesh.
2002-10-20 12:56:15 AM  
I think we need to get pics of Wil W. and Drew in Kilts!!
2002-10-20 01:00:38 AM  
Sam Jackson looks dead sexy in that kilt!
2002-10-20 01:04:58 AM  
I just think he's sexy period.
2002-10-20 01:09:32 AM  
i'm dead sexy in my kilt
2002-10-20 01:11:51 AM  
i frequently run in my kilt and i've got no problems
i just need to keep a hand placed in the right place so as not to make it fly up too high
2002-10-20 01:25:47 AM  

I believe he said on Letterman, "your mother's lipstick"

/attention to detail freak
2002-10-20 01:28:27 AM  

he said "your girlfriend's lipstick"

i saw it i remember it vividly i paid attention because ive been waiting for the movie to come out

today on the View he said "my wife's lipstick"
2002-10-20 01:29:01 AM  
Gotta trace back my family and see which colors I'm entitled to. Wife is registered McLeod (of Lewis?), but I look awful in yellow.

Besides, there are somethings that transcend gender. Kilt or skirt, restrooms can be a problem. It's a great icebreaker.
2002-10-20 01:31:18 AM  

You're probably right, I was watching it with one eye, yet still seeing double. My bad. Thanks
2002-10-20 01:31:24 AM  

i got a solution for your bathroom problem

get a Utilikilt with the fly closure

their very comfortable and have pockets attached
2002-10-20 01:33:49 AM  
thankyou for admitting your fault Warchild it takes a big man to admit he's wrong. i applaude your conceedement(sp)
2002-10-20 01:36:44 AM  
thankyou for admitting your fault Warchild it takes a big man to admit he's wrong. i applaude your conceedement(sp)

Are you French?
2002-10-20 01:37:47 AM  
if only flame wars could be so romantic...
2002-10-20 01:38:16 AM  
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2002-10-20 01:39:40 AM

great ,modern ,utilitarian kilts (made out of cotton duc)

i've got one it's the most comfortable thing i've ever worn
i've recived many complements for it and just yesterday i was at my highschool's homecoming carnival and this girl wouldn't stop lifting it up.
i've also gotten a friend and a teacher to order one
2002-10-20 01:42:50 AM  

if you were talking to me i was applauding warchild for his surrender

but in answer to your question
i'm british ,scottish ,german and ,swiss-italian
2002-10-20 01:44:18 AM  

That was hardly a surrender, merely a retraction. Big difference son.
2002-10-20 01:45:34 AM  
sorry, i applogize and retract my previous statement
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