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(Tampa Bay Online)   Hitman tries to kill couple four times. FAIL x 4. Inspector Clouseau impressed   (www2.tbo.com) divider line 69
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2008-01-10 08:53:36 AM
This just proves the point that assassins need to be licensed and federally regulated. The consumer did not get what he paid for here.


/For the humorless and terminally stupid, please note that the above comment is in sarcastic jest.

//Please forward your hate mail elsewhere.
 
2008-01-10 08:57:45 AM
Had to be these guys:

www.port.hu
 
2008-01-10 08:58:17 AM
A double tap to the head does not include the use of a hammer....
 
2008-01-10 09:10:32 AM
Melvin Smiley would've gotten the job done.
 
2008-01-10 09:16:30 AM
Not one "You're doing it wrong"?
 
2008-01-10 09:28:54 AM
I approve of this post. This guy obviously didn't finish hitman school.
 
2008-01-10 09:29:44 AM
Hitman tries to kill couple four times. FAIL x 4.

Pfft. N00b. I bet he blamed it on bad lag or a crappy map, too.

...Wait, what?
 
2008-01-10 09:33:00 AM
L33t Squirrel
Hitman tries to kill couple four times. FAIL x 4.

Pfft. N00b. I bet he blamed it on bad lag or a crappy map, too.

...Wait, what?


omg hax! Farker wallhacks! aimbot wtf is there an admin on?
 
2008-01-10 09:38:33 AM
i132.photobucket.com
Always wanted to make this one.. lol
 
2008-01-10 09:47:07 AM
---------- BAD E-BAYER WOULD NOT BUY AGAIN!!!--------
 
2008-01-10 09:53:18 AM
Talk about choosing the exactly wrong line of work...

sedryn, Loved the 'Go Directly to FAIL' card.

Too bad that this guy didn't have a 'Get Out of FAIL Free' card.
 
2008-01-10 09:56:58 AM
Brooklyn is in Florida now? Yeah, I know, Sarasota was involved, but it sounds like he was from and was picked up in NY. Big shocker, russian mafia reject no doubt.

I like the first "attack": he cleverly gets invited into their home, then strikes a pose as if he is going to do some violence, then the "victim" calls his neighbor, then mastermind runs away. W.T.F????
 
2008-01-10 10:09:30 AM
Jeesh- do they have a shotgun shortage there?
 
2008-01-10 10:53:36 AM
Its called a gun, look into it!
 
2008-01-10 11:06:08 AM
The hitman is Armenian as evidenced by his name...and the couple is Russian...hmmmmm...definitely a russian mafia thing.
 
2008-01-10 12:13:54 PM
You kids and your guns and your hammers.

When I was a young hitman all I had was a knife.
I had to walk five miles uphill in snow both ways to silently creep up behind someone and sever their carotid artery.

AND I LIKED IT YOU YOUNG WHIPPERSNAPPERS!
 
2008-01-10 12:17:00 PM
Johnny_B_Damned: The hitman is Armenian as evidenced by his name...and the couple is Russian...hmmmmm...definitely a russian mafia thing.

They must be slipping if they've resorted to hiring this mook. Hell, MS13 could've gotten this hit done in atleast 2 tries.
 
2008-01-10 12:21:31 PM
This comment at the bottom of the article is full of teh win:

I am calling for an immediate ban on all Hammer sales without a 3 day background check and 7 day waiting period. Followed by registration, annual inspections, serial numbers, limits on the nail count, posting of signs in the yard of all possessors of Hammers (no porn reference intended and those guys would be excluded anyway) and warning signs on the doors of all Home Improvement stores.
Also I recommend a carry permit for any person who owns a "holster" for said hammer.
 
2008-01-10 03:50:05 PM
Elminst: Egon Spengler: in before all the stupid hammer pics... Halt Hammerzeit, oldboy, granny with a hammer, that Cannibal Corpse album cover, gingerkids with hammer, uh anythinbg else? oh yeah anyhting with MC Hammer, and the joke "did he hit him on the balls or the peen?"

/carry on

GIS for "hammer" (new window. some images may be nsfw)
That should cover it...


Is there such a thing as a SFW GIS?
 
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