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(The Smoking Gun)   Mug shot of the guy who misled police about Home Depot sniper   ( divider line
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22897 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 Oct 2002 at 8:15 AM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-10-19 02:13:23 AM  
I bet Bubba is looking forward to his return...
2002-10-19 08:17:47 AM  
2002-10-19 08:18:41 AM  
Absence makes the heart grow fonder. And the sphincter is given valuable healing time.
2002-10-19 08:19:15 AM  
Fish Fish Fish Fish
2002-10-19 08:19:23 AM  
nice looking young man
2002-10-19 08:19:35 AM  
This guy needs an asshat tag to go along with a 10 years sentence as someone's biatch.
2002-10-19 08:20:48 AM  
nice rap sheet. If convicted he's going to the pen...i mean home.
2002-10-19 08:21:05 AM  
I keep seeing 'Bubba' mentioned in prison references - am I right in thinking this is the US version if the UKs 'Big Ron', a man you dont want within a 100 yards when you drop the soap in the shower block?
2002-10-19 08:21:51 AM  
Asshat tag stampers needed.
2002-10-19 08:25:05 AM  
this man should be thoroughly ashamed of himself!
2002-10-19 08:25:44 AM  
[image from too old to be available]
2002-10-19 08:28:02 AM  
I keep seeing 'Bubba' mentioned in prison references - am I right in thinking this is the US version if the UKs 'Big Ron',

Another is big bertha for the female and some cop buddies I know like to tell people they arrest to look out for lawrence.
2002-10-19 08:29:09 AM  
[image from too old to be available] Bubba the Love Sponge?
2002-10-19 08:29:39 AM  
what i dont get is how did they know he was lying?

did he admit to it or something?
2002-10-19 08:31:26 AM  
He should be executed.
2002-10-19 08:31:26 AM  
Im glad we have such nice upstanding convicts working these days. Its assuring to know that if I want to go to Home Depot some day, that I can get the help of such a fine young man as this.

Good lord, his rap sheet is longer than his dick!@ How does someone like that get a farking job? Get them out of society and put them somewhere where they belong, like hell!

ok, im done ranting
2002-10-19 08:34:39 AM  
It's Federal "pound me in the ass" Prison for you, farko.
2002-10-19 08:43:40 AM  
The home depot sniper?

it's a bit abstract

he's not really targeting home depot
2002-10-19 09:06:50 AM  
What chu talkin' about, Willis?</i?
2002-10-19 09:08:03 AM  
Damn it! >
2002-10-19 09:12:23 AM  
Call Zed and bring out the Gimp.
2002-10-19 09:13:44 AM  
What we need here are some really inventive prosecutors who could charge this guy with something more than just filing a false police report. Why not aiding and abetting first-degree murder? By sending police on a three-day wild goose chase, this shiatweasel may have helped the sniper escape, potentially putting an unknown number of lives in danger.

I want this guy to spend every minute from now until he's a withered old man trying to shield his rectum from a rough dose of cellblock justice.
2002-10-19 09:31:32 AM  
10-19-02 08:21:05 AM Rupturedtoad
I keep seeing 'Bubba' mentioned in prison references - am I right in thinking this is the US version if the UKs 'Big Ron', a man you dont want within a 100 yards when you drop the soap in the shower block?

You are correct sir /Ed McMahon

Also known as being "Leroy's Biatch" or "Bubba's Biatch" Usually black, usually big. Some place that *I* don't want to be.
2002-10-19 09:38:53 AM  
10-19-02 08:29:39 AM ImNotaBuddhist
what i dont get is how did they know he was lying?

did he admit to it or something?

Aparently he was inside home depot when the shooting took place. Seing as how he doesn't work for Ms. Cleo....
2002-10-19 09:40:25 AM  
obviously this brother's got hat head from wearing that giant RECTUM on he haid.

i only hope he dont git off SCOTCH FREE
2002-10-19 09:41:04 AM  
Can someone explain his rap sheet to me??

TOTAL SENTANCE: 18 years, 34 months???

Doesn't that make it 20 years and 10 months?? Or is this a Y2K glitch??

Dude is 37 years old, he's been someone's girlfriend for a long long time. Wonder if he'll show up on Oz. :D
2002-10-19 09:44:21 AM  
OMFG.... it's Wesley Willis!

Prison joke coming... a guy gets sent away to the big house for life, and he's looking awkwardly at his towering, six-foot-ten cellmate Leroy.

"Looks like we're gonna be together a loooooong time," says the cellmate.

"Yeah," answers the new fish. Leroy is a _scary_ sumbich.

"And that means it's like we're married, huh?"

The new guy shakes with fear. "Uh... yeah, I guess."

"So which one do you wanna be, da husband or da wife?"

The new guy breathes a sigh of relief and says "THE HUSBAND!"

Leroy settles back in his bunk and says, "Great! NOW GET OVAH HEAH AND SUCK YO' WIFE'S CACK!"
2002-10-19 09:44:55 AM  
I don't even need to comment. Look at him.
2002-10-19 09:51:04 AM  
[image from too old to be available]

...just an observation.
2002-10-19 09:52:30 AM  
you were thinkin it while i was photoshopping it diabolik... what's in YOUR morning formula? ;-)
2002-10-19 09:53:34 AM  
LloydChristmas & 51 - thanks for the info!
2002-10-19 10:05:27 AM  
The biggest loser here is the media, who jumped all over the guy's statements without ASSessing his credibility as a witness. And now we have to support this loser in jail for six months for lying. At least our communities are safe from liars.

Truth is golden. Truth comes from above, polished and presented by the media in an unquestionable font.
2002-10-19 10:06:45 AM  
I hope this doesn't seem hopelessly anal; but, the preferred spelling is NUMSKULL. No 'B.'
2002-10-19 10:10:41 AM  
Home Depot? I thought the unfounded illogical connection was to Michaels? Damn, my media-approved crackpot theories are out of date again...
2002-10-19 10:12:46 AM  
eraser8... how can you even think of a thing like spelling at a time like this?

we need to all pull together and ridicule this guy.
2002-10-19 10:15:20 AM  
Jersey: Vodka and Red Bull!

Gonna get some breakfast now. McDonalds is the place to rock...
2002-10-19 10:27:19 AM  
That guy's already spent over 15 years in jail... what's another 6 months?
2002-10-19 10:27:36 AM  
Bling Bling!
[image from too old to be available]
2002-10-19 10:37:45 AM  

racist and humorous good combo.
2002-10-19 10:44:36 AM  
zoloft, coffee and a chicken biscuit here.
2002-10-19 10:44:55 AM  
welcome to fark ImNotaBuddhist. He was just jumping on the bandwagon. Guess you didn't see the other posts
2002-10-19 10:51:52 AM  
cheap knockoff...

what's to bandwagon about.

smoking gun published the guy's picture and the WORLD AT LARGE is free to draw whatever conclusions it pleases.

the way i read it, is that by the guy's appearance, it's no surprise he was arrested for some public nuisance.
2002-10-19 10:56:46 AM  
He sho'nuff gots some hellacious hathair!
2002-10-19 10:58:37 AM  
Um, if this guy worked at the Home Depot he would have zero 'bling-bling'...
2002-10-19 11:01:19 AM  
I don't think the guy should go to jail. No sirree. I got something better.

Post this mugshot all over the DC/Maryland/VA area. Then everybody who walks past this guy, or waits on him in a store or whatever, is allowed to give him a good punch to the head/gut/genitals/etc. At least this is what I'd like to do with him.
2002-10-19 11:04:48 AM  
I think we are all to quick to judge. The hair style is simply because his cap is not there. (notice the little side cap flips? This style has really replaced the mullet I tell you!) We must know what his cap logo was before we can condemn!
2002-10-19 11:09:26 AM  
Stocks,Webalina,let's have a referendum to install Stocks for every downtown area of every city everywhere.yo.
2002-10-19 11:10:18 AM  
Let's paint a big fat target on Assmunch here and parade him up and down the Beltway as bait
2002-10-19 11:18:09 AM  
Hey , mabey the sniper could start taking out asshats like this guy
2002-10-19 11:18:58 AM  
if'n we did install stocks , how would y'all torture this Gentleman while he is contained....let's say.......for 30 days
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