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(Some Guy)   Explicit Marine Corps Marching Cadences   (snypr911.tripod.com ) divider line
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2001-08-02 09:15:05 AM  
boobies
Thought I was gonna say boobies, huh?
 
2001-08-02 09:21:00 AM  
Where's my boobies, we want more
So I won't go to the porno store
Jerri's naked but not so fine
Where will Hefner draw the line

as you were
 
2001-08-02 09:22:07 AM  
I don't know but I been told.
Eskimo pussy is mighty cold.
 
2001-08-02 09:25:04 AM  
"I don't know but I been told.
Eskimo pussy is mighty cold."

Thaw it out and you will see
It's just fine for you and me
 
2001-08-02 09:25:16 AM  
LOL...

Being a former Marine, I know a few of these:

Captain's got a girl with a rubber head! And he blows her up before he goes to bed... reach around the back and turn the batteries on... just a humpin and a pumpin her all night long...

P..... I.... N.... K.... Y..... Pinky is kinky and so am I.

She don't complain like most girls do. But she lets me play with her ringy dingy doo...

Ringy Dingy Doo, what the hell is that?

Soft and furry like a pussy cat!
 
2001-08-02 09:32:01 AM  
1...2...3.. and a quarter..
I gotta date with the generals daughter
general general he's a real sucker
he don't know that I'm gonna fark her
1...2...3.. and a quarter..
 
2001-08-02 09:42:20 AM  
Same here Da5id:
Not dirty, but still offensive:

My girl's a vegetable
She lives in a hospital
And I would do anything
To keep her alive

She's got her own TV
It's called an EKG.
But I would do most anything
To keep her alive

My girl ain't go no eyes
Just two holes and lots of flies
But I would do anything
To keep her alive

My girl ain' t got no legs
Just tiny hooks and pegs
But I would do anything
To keep her alive
 
2001-08-02 09:43:52 AM  
Also:
A Yellow Bird . . .
On my window sill . . .
To see him there . . .
Gave me a thrill . . .
I lured him in . . .
With a crust of bread . . .
And then I crushed his Farkin head . .
 
2001-08-02 09:52:08 AM  
Da5id: Fascinating. Zappa had a song with virtually the same lyrics - seems either he was friends with some marines or some marines really liked Zappa's music. :) Check it out...

Ms. Pinky

I got a girl with a little rubber head.
Rinse her out ever night just before I go to bed.
She never talk back, like a lady might do,
and she looks like she loves it every time I get through.

And her name is p.. i.. n k y.
P.. i.. n.. no lie.
K.. y.. me-oh-my.
$69.95 -- give her a try!

P.. i.. n k y.
P.. i.. n.. I cry.
K.. y.. don't be shy.
$69.95 boy -- give her a try!

Her eyes is all shut, in a ecstasy face.
You can cram it down her throat, people, any old place.
Throw the little switch on her battery pack.
You can poot it, you can shoot it 'til your wife gets back.

And her name is p.. i.. n k y.
P.. i.. n.. I cry.
K.. y.. don't be shy.
$69.95 boy -- give her a try!

I got a girl with a little rubber head.
Rinse her out ever night just before I go to bed.
She never talk back, like a lady might do,
and she looks like she loves it every time I get through.

Her eyes is all shut, in a ecstasy face.
You can cram it down her throat, people, any old place.
Throw the little switch on her battery pack.
You can poot it, you can shoot it 'til your wife gets back.
 
2001-08-02 10:14:45 AM  
Zappa? Kewl... I didn't know that... a lot of "Jodi" songs are "adopted from popular music, so it doesn't surprise me that Zappa's song was.
 
2001-08-02 10:15:59 AM  
All these posts are bringing back memories.

Plus...here's one my dad taught me from his days in World War II.

VERSION OF THE US MARINE CORPS HYMN
THAT THE AUSSIES SANG DURING WWII

From the wastelands of America, to our land so fair and dear,
There came these twerps & bastards the United States Marines,
Telling of places they have conquered, and places they have seen,
You must certainly have heard of those wankers, the United States Marines.

But some time there will come that glorious day, when they will all depart,
Our girls will walk in freedom, never frightened of the dark,

But one day the war will be over, all Australia will then be free,
And we won't have to share our piss with the United States Marines.
 
2001-08-02 11:32:27 AM  
Heh. In basic training for the Air Force, we were forbidden from singing "offensive or vulgar" jodies. How weak. Basic would have been much cooler if we could have marched all day to jodies like these.
 
2001-08-02 11:36:32 AM  
don't let your dingle dangle
dangle in the dirt
pick up your dingle dangle
tie it to your shirt
 
2001-08-02 11:42:48 AM  
deus, it really helps to keep your mind off the physical pain of a 5 mile run if you are cursing and swearing while doing it. Thats why these filthy cadences were so popular. Most of these cadences were sung by combat troops. Unfortunately those idiot politically correct social scientists decided the cadences would hurt someones feelings. Never mind the fact that they don't understand the mentality of the combat soldier. Basically if you are offended by some cussing, then you would probably be offended by killing someone. Unless you can kill someone, you really don't need to be a combat soldier.
 
2001-08-02 11:45:31 AM  
sung to the mickey mouse club theme,
come along and sing the song of the U.S. Cavalry
fark E D
A G A I N
farked again
farked again
Forever let us hold our johnsons high
 
2001-08-02 11:50:48 AM  
Up jumped the monkey from the coconut grove
he was a bad M otherfarker
you could tell by his clothes
well he lined a hundred women
up against a wall
bet me a hundred that
he could fark them all
well he farked 98
and his balls turned blue
so be backed off jacked off
and farked the other two
Sound off!
 
2001-08-02 12:04:46 PM  
Skwidd - are you sure that came from FMJ???

I remember hearing it on Heartbreak Ridge, but not FMJ.

Right after Eastwood takes over his Recon Platoon and marching them, and one of the guys calls out that jodie right in front of a Female Marine Major.
 
2001-08-02 12:33:40 PM  
It was definitely in FMJ. Positive on that one.
 
2001-08-02 01:05:25 PM  
Deus:

"We train young men to drop fire on people. But their commanders won't allow them to write fark on their airplanes because it's obscene!" (Colonel Kurtz)

"It was the way we had over here of living with ourselves. We'd cut them in half with a machine gun and give them a bandaid. It was a lie, and the more I saw of them, the more I hated lies." (Captain Willard)
 
2001-08-02 01:38:53 PM  
Here are some non-explicit jodies at the same website:

http://snypr911.tripod.com/marine/cadence/
 
2001-08-02 05:14:57 PM  
you forget a few lines of that one

She's got two big red lips,
Just like two battleships,
And I'd buy her anything,
To keep her alive.

Thought I would play a joke
Pulled the plug and watched her choke,
And I'd buy her anything,
To Keep her alive.

--Rreal, US Army, Ret.
 
2001-08-02 06:42:16 PM  
Don't let your dingle dangle dangle in the dirt,
Pick it on up and put it in a skirt.

Don't let your dingle dangle dangle in the sand,
Pick it on up and put it in a hand.

Don't let your dingle dangle dangle dwn south,
Pick it on up and put it in a mouth.
 
2001-08-02 08:56:44 PM  
FMJ is:
This is my rifle, this is my gun
One is for shooting, the other for fun

God forbid a combat marine should ever be offensive.
 
2001-08-02 11:06:24 PM  
Let's see if I can make one up...

"I don't know but I've been told,
something something some-cornholed.

The major's gay and the general's bi,
The raping hurts less if you're mighty high."

There. I hope many were offended.
 
2001-08-03 12:09:21 AM  

From when I was a Boy Scout:


My pants are on,

My boots are tight,

My balls swinging,

Left and right,

Left,...,Left, (to the march)

Left, Right, Left.


We had an Army guy who taught us some of these, nothing as bad as some of the stuff on that page, but still, I was like 13 or 14 years old.

 
2001-08-03 12:10:57 AM  
Damn, should have been, "My balls are swinging".
 
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