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(Some Fat Guy)   Four scariest words ever. "Richard Simmons Collectable Dolls"   ( divider line
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2815 clicks; posted to Main » on 18 Oct 2002 at 11:45 PM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-10-18 08:55:28 PM  
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He's right ya know....
2002-10-18 09:27:18 PM  
I can appreciate the effort, but no way in hell would I spend $30+ on any of these. That money could buy a lot of por...I mean feed many starving children.
2002-10-18 11:49:00 PM  
not even gonna click the link to read it... waste of time....
2002-10-18 11:49:07 PM  
Kill me. Now.

Holy crap, this can't be real.
2002-10-18 11:49:31 PM  
The word "collectable" offends me.
2002-10-18 11:50:36 PM  
I'm still waiting for the naughty Richard Simmons blow up doll
2002-10-18 11:50:36 PM  
I love Richard Simmons.
2002-10-18 11:50:43 PM  
2002-10-18 11:50:54 PM  
ROFLMFPAO! I can't believe this! What's next, blow-up dolls--? HOLY CRAP, PLEASE NO!!! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!!!
2002-10-18 11:51:03 PM  
I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my dolls FUH-LAMING.
2002-10-18 11:51:05 PM  
I'd love to see David Letterman get ahold of one and do something crazy with it.
2002-10-18 11:51:41 PM  
Sarlac: I didn't think this idea could possibly get more nauseating. Congrats. You win.
2002-10-18 11:52:53 PM  
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2002-10-18 11:52:54 PM  
Of course, there could be the Richard Simmons Collectable REAL Dolls.
2002-10-18 11:53:36 PM  
2002-10-18 11:53:38 PM  
2002-10-18 11:54:12 PM  
10-18-02 11:51:05 PM Mikey_B
I'd love to see David Letterman get ahold of one and do something crazy with it.

Exactly what I was thinking.
2002-10-18 11:54:27 PM  
I'm getting this so ol Dick can defile my prescious moments collection!!!!!!!
2002-10-18 11:56:17 PM  
uh god he's like spiderman with really loose web spinners...horrifying
2002-10-18 11:56:25 PM  
Mikey_B I bet most of the people that buy these are gonna do something crazy with them.
2002-10-18 11:56:40 PM  
I'm really trying to aviod seeing a "shrink" but at this rate I might as well just give up... This world is a bit to strange for me...
2002-10-18 11:56:41 PM  
This isn't right. It's just not. No.
2002-10-18 11:57:04 PM  
Tsk, it's "collectible".

2002-10-18 11:58:12 PM  
*Pictures Richard Simmons doll with a bunch of Ken dolls*

"C'mon boys, let's shake those plastic hips! All right, we're doing it!"
2002-10-18 11:58:34 PM  
Johnny_Wadd: You're a master PS'er, can't you whip up something to alleviate this horror? (please no S+M)
2002-10-18 11:58:50 PM  
I just can't wait to get those stick my voodoo needles through them! Revenge!
2002-10-19 12:00:29 AM  
I know what Dave could do. Get Richard on the show and throw them at him. That sounds good heh.

That would be good payback for the time he "attacked" Dave, if anyone remembers.
2002-10-19 12:02:17 AM  
Hard to believe but Richard Simmons AKA freak from here on out used to be a U.S. Marine radioman if memory servers me... My gunny told me about him scared the shiat out of me....
2002-10-19 12:02:49 AM  
I know someone who collects these. The dolls are pretty funny and really well made.
2002-10-19 12:04:25 AM  
I don't know what it is, but there's something a bit peculiar about Richard Simmons. Anyone else noticed that ?
2002-10-19 12:04:42 AM  
Wow, I'm listening "Rain" (a song from Cowboy Bebop), and that army of jumping Richards is in nearly perfect time with the song. G0ddamn conspriacy.
2002-10-19 12:06:38 AM  
2002-10-19 12:07:31 AM  
Richard Simmons peculiar? I hadn't noticed
2002-10-19 12:10:12 AM  
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OK, in one hand she's holding a purse. In the other hand she's holding a...

oh my.
2002-10-19 12:11:08 AM  
"Have you ever considered the benefits of owning a gold-tipped dildo?"
2002-10-19 12:17:56 AM  
It's sweet to finally get something posted but yet embarassing that it had to be this. In my defense I was searching for a bubble light and NOT Richard Simmons nor collectable dolls. But upon seeing the dancing, pissing animation and being scarred for life I thought I'd spread the horror.
2002-10-19 12:23:55 AM  
No, really BB. I think it's his hair. Or his clothes. Or something. I'm flummoxed.
2002-10-19 12:26:38 AM  
Reactron: It's his hair, voice, clothes and demeanor.
2002-10-19 12:31:08 AM  
But you knew that :)
2002-10-19 12:31:18 AM  
I've only seen him on network television. I don't know what his deweanor looks like.
2002-10-19 12:35:51 AM  
lol...nor do I (I'm not his type)
2002-10-19 12:40:53 AM  
Four scariest words: put this article on Fark.
2002-10-19 12:42:44 AM  
Hmmm. Maybe that's what makes him seem a trifle different...

-knits brows, strokes beard-
2002-10-19 12:49:13 AM  
I want to introduce the new "Christopher Reeves Electronic Doll" It's mouth almost moves to the recorded voice tape and the remote activates the finger "shiver". Wheel chair and 3 volt battery not included.
2002-10-19 12:50:49 AM  
Reactron your carvings are beautiful
2002-10-19 01:13:11 AM  
Thanks BB. I just finished the little alien. Working on a Santa now. I don't think I want to do a Richard Simmons though. I think he's a bit odd.
2002-10-19 01:20:13 AM  
Nothing beats your dust collection.
2002-10-19 01:21:08 AM  
Headline is wrong. Four scariest words ever are:

Richard Simmons Prostate Exam
2002-10-19 01:24:01 AM  
I hope you post a picture of Santa when you're done.
2002-10-19 01:29:52 AM  
Four scariest words ever are: " I have the results of you and your "friend" Richard AID's test"
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