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2002-10-18 11:45:05 PM  
I feel stupider having watched that.
 
2002-10-19 12:13:36 AM  
that's about as farking retarded as it gets
 
2002-10-19 12:15:52 AM  
That song would be better if it didn't suck.
 
2002-10-19 12:16:30 AM  
Bandwith being violated..... I give up.
 
2002-10-19 12:18:34 AM  
My head still hurts..Why did I watch the whole thing? Why??
 
2002-10-19 12:18:38 AM  
I could have drank about ten beers in the time this still hasn't loaded.
 
2002-10-19 12:19:08 AM  
Yeah, waiting for this to load is like standing in a keg line...
 
2002-10-19 12:23:19 AM  
After 3 mins the loading cup is a third full!
 
2002-10-19 12:24:12 AM  
...and a waste 'o time...
 
2002-10-19 12:24:26 AM  
I should have read the comments before I waited for that crap to download!
 
2002-10-19 12:27:38 AM  
Farked already?
 
2002-10-19 12:27:43 AM  
Utter crap... and I'm on my sixth Rolling Rock.
 
2002-10-19 12:27:48 AM  
See, Sarlac, I would see the loading cup as two-thirds empty.
 
2002-10-19 12:32:31 AM  
That was as good as warm Budweiser.
 
2002-10-19 12:40:27 AM  
True crap, bravo.....
 
2002-10-19 12:43:49 AM  
this makes me want to make a t-shirt that says "beer song = death"
 
2002-10-19 12:52:14 AM  
Which "Beer Song" was it?
 
2002-10-19 01:16:11 AM  
i regret not following the advice of the previous posts

that was the most mind numbing thing i've ever seen

*leaves to go watch the history channel in hopes of restoring lost inteligence
 
2002-10-19 01:16:22 AM  
 
2002-10-19 01:22:32 AM  
I had to watch the whole thing just to understand how stupid humanity can be. wtf. Why? Why do so many idiots have to breed dumbass art student who go to college, spend $50000 and make ass-age flash animations like that?????
 
2002-10-19 01:27:21 AM  
umm...no...no GOD NO....my eyes! WHEN WILL THE BURNING STOP???
 
2002-10-19 01:31:40 AM  
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/ ( ( \
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/c \__/ --.
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DO RE MI BEER, by Homer J. Simpson.

DOUGH... the stuff... that buys me beer...
RAY..... the guy that buys me beer...
ME...... the guy... who drinks the beer,
FAR..... the distance to my beer
SO...... I think I'll have a beer...
LA...... La la la la la la beer
TEA..... no thanks, I'm drinking beer...
That will bring us back to...
(Looks into an empty glass)

D'OH!
 
2002-10-19 01:47:33 AM  
Better beer song -- here at b3ta


MisterZ: Ray? I thought Moe served Homer his beer. (In most versions of that song, anyway, 'Ray' is serving the beer. Everyone knows that Homer buys his own beer.)
 
2002-10-19 01:48:59 AM  
Jeesus that thing is a bandwidth hog! I feel sorry for anyone trying to get to it on dial-up, I have cable and it's gonna take at least 5 minutes....

Anyhow, here is my favorite beer song:


Beer Beer Beer
Traditional
A long time ago, way back in history,
when all there was to drink was nothin but cups of tea.
Along came a man by the name of Charlie Mops,
and he invented a wonderful drink and he made it out of hops.

He must have been an admiral a sultan or a king,
and to his praises we shall always sing.
Look what he has done for us he's filled us up with cheer!
Lord bless Charlie Mops, the man who invented beer beer beer
tiddly beer beer beer.

The Curtis bar, the James' Pub, the Hole in the Wall as well
one thing you can be sure of, its Charlie's beer they sell
so all ye lads a lasses at eleven O'clock ye stop
for five short seconds, remember Charlie Mops 1 2 3 4 5

He must have been an admiral a sultan or a king,
and to his praises we shall always sing.
Look what he has done for us he's filled us up with cheer!
Lord bless Charlie Mops, the man who invented beer beer beer
tiddly beer beer beer.

A barrel of malt, a bushel of hops, you stir it around with a stick,
the kind of lubrication to make your engine tick.
40 pints of wallop a day will keep away the quacks.
Its only eight pence hapenny and one and six in tax, 1 2 3 4 5

He must have been an admiral a sultan or a king,
and to his praises we shall always sing.
Look what he has done for us he's filled us up with cheer!
Lord bless Charlie Mops, the man who invented beer beer beer
tiddly beer beer beer.

The Lord bless Charlie Mops!



3Horn
 
2002-10-19 02:08:22 AM  
There was a song I heard on the radio back when i was like 13, it was called "Pull My Finger Charlie" I think part of it went like, "If you settin around and you smell a smell, that smells of hops and barley. It's *bbbrrrrrt* Pull My Finger Charlie." Please tell me I'm not the only farker that has ever heard that.
 
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2002-10-19 02:12:57 AM  
I heard Led Zeppelin was going to do this as an encore for their pending tour.
 
2002-10-19 02:29:09 AM  
I'm drunk and this still sucked
 
2002-10-19 02:35:45 AM  
WOW, it's SLACKER-RIFFIC!!!
Seriously, why the dumbed down riffs, and vocals with no range??? It sounds just like so much of the modern CRAP. No skills, no emotion. It actually makes me want to pick up the guitar again and kick ass on this gay type of music...
 
2002-10-19 02:40:21 AM  
My computer is infested with the beer song from hell now. THANKS FARK!
 
2002-10-19 04:22:31 AM  
whoa. that was so bad, it almost made me sober. not cool.
 
2002-10-19 04:43:29 AM  
Yeah I know Moe serves the beer, but doh moe mi fa so la ti would sound as stupid as the link does.
 
2002-10-19 06:39:58 AM  
I dunno if its the 12 pack talking, but I'd so bump that in my car.
 
2002-10-19 08:36:37 AM  
Was it just me, or did the song itself sound an awful (emphasis on awful) lot like "Stepping Stone" by The Monkees?
 
2002-10-19 09:01:44 AM  
The most suckety suck suck sucky beer song that ever sucked.
 
2002-10-19 09:35:57 AM  
i didn't hear/see it, and i hate it!! i waited for it to load for like 3 minutes and saw the glass had but a trickle. alas 'twas i to leave for adventures other. that was my impresion of gay shakespeare. thank you
 
2002-10-19 12:22:14 PM  
A B C Destroy that farking site
E F G whiz, that site just ain't right...

J/K, it's harmless and fun enough. I'll not join the herds of dissers who complain without doing something better. It's worth what you pay. Not recommended for dial-up though.
 
2002-10-19 02:25:28 PM  
What a waste of a decent URL.
 
2002-10-19 02:30:18 PM  
Hey, wait a minute, I liked that song!
 
2002-10-19 03:57:37 PM  
I want that half hour of my life back.
What? It was only like three minutes long?
 
2002-10-19 05:17:56 PM  
AntiNorm:
I beg to differ, your link was worse

Original link wasn't all that bad....
Graphics were half-ass
Any of you biatching monkeys do better?
Better still have you ever seen any of the original
Simpsons cartoons that were on the Tracy Ullman show?
Matt has come a long way baby.....
you have to crawl before you can walk

ps the opinions of any of you lameOs that are on dialup are only worth 10 % of a genuine surfer.
How can you look yourself in the mirror?
 
2002-10-19 06:26:55 PM  
I've even offered to make this song the BeerChiller.com Song of the Month! I say, good job, guys!
 
2002-10-19 08:13:25 PM  
My favorite beer song can be found on file sharing services as 'The beer song', incorrectly labelled as bing done by Weird Al.

Oh what is the malted liquor
What gets you drunker quicker
What comes in bottles or in cans?

Get the most of it
How I really love it
Makes me think I'm a man!
 
2002-10-19 08:44:16 PM  
the better beer song is undoubtably soo much more the shiat then the orginal beer song we all were subjected to the likes of earlier. our sincerest apologies go out to all people affected by this atrocity.
 
2002-10-19 09:37:44 PM  
Whoever posted this link should be shot.
 
2002-10-19 09:40:10 PM  
no, shootin the moron that posted this is too quick...water torture seems a bit more appropriate...farkin dumbarse link
 
2002-10-20 09:39:59 PM  
Beer Run by Tom Snider

Listen (Sorry, its Real Audio)
 
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