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2002-10-18 09:03:00 PM
Heh. He said titilating.
 
2002-10-18 09:05:19 PM
Magic condom...maybe the Houdini-like Bobbit version?
 
2002-10-18 09:05:28 PM
 
2002-10-18 09:05:46 PM
Either Brits are a little quick on the trigger, or I am already an old farker, because the condom itself is enough of a hinderance for me. I don't think I would ever be able to finish with one of these.
 
#2 [TotalFark]
2002-10-18 09:05:58 PM
Magic condom??? Paging Walt Disney, paging Dr. Disney... err. paging Dr. Frued, Dr. Frued...

I love that line...
 
2002-10-18 09:06:14 PM
I've had anesthetized sex for years - I call it 'whisky dick.'
BTW, nothing gives me whisky dick as effectively as Zoloft.
Sort of an interesting side effect...
 
2002-10-18 09:06:14 PM
I've used it. It makes my penis feel a bit funny though. It does increase staying power at the loss of feeling.
 
2002-10-18 09:07:41 PM
ChadManMn

I was just getting ready to ask that question. Seems to me that condoms would be enough to dull the sensation. But I wouldn't really know because I lack a penis.
 
2002-10-18 09:08:03 PM
Why, I can do down to the corner store, walk in and say in a proud steady tone, "Harry, I want you to sell me a condom...in fact today I'll have a magic one."
 
2002-10-18 09:09:06 PM
From reading the last thread on this, I learned my record of 37 seconds (with condom) is nothing to be proud of.
 
2002-10-18 09:10:37 PM
WELCOME TO WICKET'S HOUSE O' COMEDY! Your one-stop shop for all your crappy amateur improv needs!

TONIGHT'S SPECIAL, FOR THE LADIES ONLY:

"Hear about those new condoms?"

[pause for audience reaction]

"Yeah, just what the world needs, right? More insensitive dickheads!"

[pause for big laffs]
 
#2 [TotalFark]
2002-10-18 09:12:02 PM
Tee hee!!!
 
2002-10-18 09:12:26 PM
I don't see the problem with busting a nut quickly.
The second, third and fourth just progressively take longer...
 
2002-10-18 09:13:27 PM
Sudie, most definately!!!!!!! I'm your age, and maybe younger guys have grown up in the world of safe sex and were never accustomed to non-condom sex or something. (Personally I think the Brits are just hair-triggers because French women across the channel surrender so easily)
 
#2 [TotalFark]
2002-10-18 09:13:31 PM
Wait a tick....magic what???
 
2002-10-18 09:15:12 PM
WoW.More reasons to wrap a piece of plastic around your penis..
 
2002-10-18 09:15:27 PM
Hahaha Army! (I hope you are kidding)
 
2002-10-18 09:19:34 PM
It's an old trick. If you don't want to buy the "magic" condom, check out the ingredients on a bottle of Lanacaine. Same stuff.
 
#2 [TotalFark]
2002-10-18 09:19:47 PM

Whoops, did I get this all wrong....
 
2002-10-18 09:20:55 PM
Johnny_wadd -

Ya, zoloft will make it nearly impossible to "go". Plus it grows when you least expect it and is hard for it to go back down.
 
2002-10-18 09:23:29 PM
HARK! Who goes there? Is that you, REPEAT? You may not pass!
 
2002-10-18 09:24:47 PM
Really Thebra? That is weird. I can understand the supressed arousal, but then to have the little soldier salute for no reason? I think I will remain a drunken internet geek vs a happy never-go lucky type with a recurrent and unpredictable stiffy problem.
 
2002-10-18 09:25:57 PM
I've used one. Yeah The sex went on forever, but I couldn't feel a thing. Becuase it makes all the nerves go numb. SO of course it goes on forever, becuase your brain says "Hey there's sex going on" but the rest of your body says "Where?"
 
2002-10-18 09:27:48 PM
so if you can't feel it while it's happenin, what's the point? like runnin a ferarri with the wheels on blocks...
 
2002-10-18 09:28:24 PM
NEWSFLASH: Guys get off early because they want to. A good man will wait until you're satisfied...frankly i dont find it too hard to hold back...

newsflash 2: repeat...of the same article...from the same source....fark
 
2002-10-18 09:30:31 PM
hooray for repeats!
 
2002-10-18 09:35:32 PM
I thought that when it said "magic" it meant that you will have an invisible penis, or little white rabbits will jusmp out instead of sperm.
 
2002-10-18 09:40:15 PM
FesterLDS little white rabbits will jump out instead of sperm.

Ok, now that's funneh.
 
2002-10-18 09:41:21 PM
NEWSFLASH: Repeat. But in honor of Johnny_wadd...

A good man doesn't just wait until you're satisfied, he satisfies you first, several times, in several different positions. Some of you have a lot to learn (male and female).
 
2002-10-18 09:42:01 PM
When I orgasm, a little flag comes out that says 'BANG.'
 
2002-10-18 09:42:49 PM
Hahahaha! Katzeye, you just spoke for millions of women across the globe.
 
2002-10-18 09:43:28 PM
I got a free sample of these once... Worst. Sex. Ever. I'd only recommend them to guys who come just by watching Golden Girls reruns.
 
2002-10-18 09:48:40 PM
Call me weird, but I don't want to be satisfied, several times, in several different positions. After a while I just feel like, Stop touching me! That damn thing is sensitive, OK? I don't need to be flopping around like a fish half the night to be happy. Give me a kiss and go to sleep. Thank you.
 
2002-10-18 09:50:26 PM
Wasn't this posted yesterday?
 
2002-10-18 09:51:27 PM
The Best Condom - if you have to use them
Pleasure Plus condoms

AlsoCondom Let's Europeans Play Clinton is where Talk Radio come into the title.
 
2002-10-18 09:52:53 PM
Cryinoutloud: I used to feel the same way, until I met the right guy. ;]
 
2002-10-18 10:00:55 PM
Gloomcookie: You're probably right--I know I haven't met him yet. Usually I feel like those marathon lovers are making THEMSELVES feel like great lovers: "Oh, I got her off twice! No, let's go for three! I know I can get four!

Goodnight.
 
2002-10-18 10:03:48 PM


No, truely the best condom is...






Actually, I've never used them. I just this it's damn funny that KISS has their own condoms. Not to mention that the box says it's "tongue lubricated"

 
2002-10-18 10:15:52 PM
Hey, where can I get a free one of those...lol

Condoms are a hinderance...but I am still curious about this.
 
2002-10-18 10:18:27 PM
Repeat or not, there is some funny stuff on this thread.

Thank you Farkwicket, FesterLDS and Supervillain , I needed a laugh.
 
2002-10-18 10:19:07 PM

I don't know about a free one but you can buy a box for $4.95 from the KISS store.



http://www.fanfire.com/cgi-bin/WebObjects/fanfire.woa/wo/4.3.24.5.1.2.5.0.3

 
2002-10-18 10:21:13 PM
Cryinoutloud: Yes, it's quality, not quantity. If you're lucky, you get both (believe me, they are out there...find a guy who likes kissing, and don't be afraid to think outside the dick when it's your turn).
 
2002-10-18 10:39:23 PM
Thanks mr zorak...love your name!
 
2002-10-18 10:39:47 PM
Q: "How do you bring a woman to orgasm?"
A: "Who cares?"
 
2002-10-18 10:47:41 PM
Magic condoms are also good for toothaches and canker sores.
 
2002-10-18 10:50:03 PM
10-18-02 09:42:01 PM Supervillain
When I orgasm, a little flag comes out that says 'BANG.'


I stole that joke from Adam Corolla. I'm very sorry for living.

/clearing conscience
 
2002-10-18 10:50:26 PM
Ubergendle
You have just thrown the honey to the Bees
 
2002-10-18 10:52:49 PM
I heard a story about that stuff. Apparently some of the condoms have a little bit too much benzocaine in them. A friend was using one of these with her boyfriend... and he starts laying that pipe and then he gets this weird look on his face. He pulls out looks down at his dick looks up and says I can't feel shiat. Now he was staying hard as a rock apparently but he couldn't feel a damn thing from his little willy. He smacked it around a few times even clapped it once between his hands and didn't feel a thing. And it stayed in that state for a good hour.
 
2002-10-18 10:53:23 PM
and i repeat /me is 19 yr old male virgin who would come from a girl's touch

/end loser

whats wrong with kissin?
 
2002-10-18 10:55:20 PM
Gene Simmons is the last thing i want to think about before sex. The only thing worse would be Twisted Sister brand condoms... Just imagine Dee Snyder sneering at you while you put on a condom...
 
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