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Duplicate of another approved link. Great headline, though


(Time)   Study demonstrates that primates pay for sex. It's not like she'd suck macaque for free   (time.com) divider line 75
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2008-01-08 07:05:32 PM
I hate that I laughed at this one... but I did. It's like saying it in a New England accent.
 
2008-01-08 07:41:30 PM
+1 subby.
 
2008-01-08 09:07:32 PM
TeddyBallGame: I hate that I laughed at this one... but I did. It's like saying it in a New England accent.

It really is. +1

You were robbed, submitter.

/still chuckling
 
2008-01-08 11:00:03 PM
That was pretty golden subby.
 
2008-01-09 02:37:47 PM
That this was not greenlit is ROBBERY. :(
 
2008-01-09 03:23:27 PM
docsigma: That this was not greenlit is ROBBERY. :(

THIS

Slash plus one
 
2008-01-09 09:08:30 PM
This was too good to waste.

/way late with the hate
 
2008-01-09 09:49:06 PM
hahahaha... see you at the 2008 award
 
2008-01-09 09:49:07 PM
Why so surprising? Hell, the United States is pretty much the only western nation that bans prostitution.

Canada, UK, Australia, Germany, Holland, etc. All places where you can pay for sex, all places with lower crime rates than the U.S.
 
2008-01-09 09:49:52 PM
How sad...turning tricks for bananas.
 
2008-01-09 09:51:35 PM
+2 Subby! :)
 
2008-01-09 09:51:56 PM
Now THAT's how you write a headline! Early HOTY candidate, I'd say.
 
2008-01-09 09:51:57 PM
A++ headline subby. my first honest to God laugh at a headline so far this year.
 
2008-01-09 09:52:10 PM
Grooming?

Don't be silly. That's foreplay. Work on it.
 
2008-01-09 09:52:22 PM
Submitter deserves a place in new-keyboard heaven.
 
2008-01-09 09:52:51 PM

I looked at the article headline, and it's not the Onion. Then I looked to see if it was April 1st. No go.


But then I guess it makes sense: either bribe her, or else she'll spank the monkey.

 
2008-01-09 09:53:46 PM
I've smiled at some headlines, I've chuckled at others. This was the first one I've actually bust a gut out loud at in a LONG time.
 
2008-01-09 09:54:08 PM
Headline of the Year.

Take your bow subby.
 
2008-01-09 09:54:47 PM
heh, +1.

good show old chap.
 
2008-01-09 09:56:41 PM

FTFA: "After the females were groomed by male partners, female sexual activity more than doubled, from an average of 1.5 times an hour to 3.5 times."

3.5 TIMES PER HOUR??


Dayum...
 
2008-01-09 09:57:13 PM
Heh. Nice.
 
2008-01-09 09:57:31 PM
I dunno, it doesn't really look like 'payment' so much as 'wooing'. Grooming is a social activity, isn't it? It's not paying someone for sex just because you hug them first/after. :P
 
2008-01-09 09:58:48 PM
HOTY candidate. Definitely.

Hope it doesn't get lost because it's late.
 
2008-01-09 09:59:53 PM
www.awesomebackgrounds.com

who greenlights this shet?

//seriously
 
2008-01-09 10:01:11 PM
So funny I needed rhesus citation.
 
2008-01-09 10:01:48 PM
just snotted a coke ... thanks :-)

well played
 
2008-01-09 10:01:51 PM
libbyshome: Don't be silly. That's foreplay.

Yeah, that's what I thought.

I guess the article is more noteworthy/sensational if it talks about monkey prostitution, though.
 
2008-01-09 10:02:06 PM
fatassbastard: FTFA: "After the females were groomed by male partners, female sexual activity more than doubled, from an average of 1.5 times an hour to 3.5 times."

3.5 TIMES PER HOUR??

Dayum...


That beats even my quality fap sessions per hour in the critical six hour window after an Alizee thread hits Fark!
 
2008-01-09 10:03:11 PM
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2008-01-09 10:03:27 PM
Bravo, Subby!

I laughed out loud, for real.

/Even made my hubby look.
 
2008-01-09 10:04:44 PM
Mine was:

Monkeys offer potential mates banannas for their banannas
 
2008-01-09 10:05:41 PM
I guess the world's oldest profession is older than we thought. If I ever get busted with a hooker I can blame evolution.

/that's my story and I'm sticking to it
 
2008-01-09 10:07:05 PM
A++++++++++ headline. Would definitely read again!
 
2008-01-09 10:07:12 PM
+2 Subby
 
2008-01-09 10:10:54 PM
*HNORK!*

Thanks Subby! I just fired beer out my left nostril. That was a true LOL!

/gonna giggle all night
//macaque!
 
2008-01-09 10:11:26 PM
shubai33:
That beats even my quality fap sessions per hour in the critical six hour window after an Alizee thread hits Fark!


I missed that thread. Thanks for the link.

And no, I did not just go and bookmark it to look at it again later. At home. In private. With the curtains drawn.

/not at all
 
2008-01-09 10:12:18 PM
HEADLINE of the YEAR

I guffaw'd
 
2008-01-09 10:12:33 PM
Good 1+ Subby

First: I laughed.
Next: I cried
Then: I kissed my keyboard goodbye.

/Seriously it is covered in Bailey's and Coffee.
 
2008-01-09 10:12:42 PM
scwewywabbit: hahahaha... see you at the 2008 award

This.

*golf clap*

Out yourself, Subby. Even if you're 40Below, I shall bow to your greatness.
 
2008-01-09 10:12:42 PM
Valdes: Mine was:

Monkeys offer potential mates banannas for their banannas


And that's why yours was not greenlit.
 
2008-01-09 10:12:55 PM
Headline rocked. Article was an absolute peice of crap. OMG grooming b4 mating!!!1! It must be prostimitution!!!11
 
2008-01-09 10:13:45 PM
Nice work LOL
 
2008-01-09 10:14:02 PM
You know what would REALLY be funny? Finding out that bevets is the submitter.
 
2008-01-09 10:14:42 PM
Ha!
 
2008-01-09 10:15:06 PM
Cracking good headline ol' boy! Simply smashing! Who would have thought one could get such humor out of monkeys rogering each other?
 
2008-01-09 10:15:27 PM
<Italian accent>Suck a macaque</Italian accent>
 
2008-01-09 10:17:08 PM
I'm lost here. It looks like a word similar to cock. Where's the huge laugh? Somebody fill me in so I can mourn the far superior joke I missed.

Would it help if I looked it up?
 
2008-01-09 10:22:03 PM
Falcc: I'm lost here.

A macaque is a monkey... Get it now?
 
2008-01-09 10:23:09 PM
you always have to pay, one way or another...
 
2008-01-09 10:23:12 PM
Falcc: I'm lost here. It looks like a word similar to cock. Where's the huge laugh? Somebody fill me in so I can mourn the far superior joke I missed.

Would it help if I looked it up?


It's ok. I had to have an online dictionary with a .wav file of the pronunciation to help me understand why it was funny. The best part is it was like a 1 second clip and my player was on repeat.

/+1 subby
//glad I wasn't the only one who didn't get it at first
 
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