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		Today's "teacher/student sexfest" story brought to you by Palm Coast, FL and a guy that looks like Homer Simpson (firstcoastnews.com)		95
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Barnacles!		2008-01-08 03:16:13 PM

HA! He does look like Homer. How do guys like that ugly bastard get laid?

Skail		2008-01-08 03:20:37 PM

Barnacles!: HA! He does look like Homer. How do guys like that ugly bastard get laid?

By teaching "fashion marketing" in a high school.

Nestea Plunge		2008-01-08 03:21:47 PM

Flagler, huh? That's where they catch a lot of creeps going for 13 year olds.

jbc		2008-01-08 03:33:56 PM

And apparently the Nutty Professor is an anchor there.

stevecody		2008-01-08 03:35:44 PM

DOH!

Barnacles!		2008-01-08 03:51:11 PM

Skail: By teaching "fashion marketing" in a high school.

/(applies to local H.S. to teach "fashion marketing")

Zarkin Frood		2008-01-08 04:47:53 PM

HAHAHAHA! His last name means "left". I wonder if he has a nickname, and if he does, is it "Lefty".?
Do they call him Lefty the Little Lassie Licker? [tangent off]

Diogenes		2008-01-08 04:48:27 PM

"Oh sure Marge...how's a little thing like *air quotes* 'statutory rape' supposed to get me in trouble?"

UberDave		2008-01-08 04:54:05 PM

He was just going after the Gummi de Milo....

eqtworld		2008-01-08 04:57:07 PM

Stupid risks make life worth living.

Doctor Funkenstein		2008-01-08 05:10:32 PM

Barnacles!		2008-01-08 05:12:11 PM

Doctor Funkenstein

BWAAAHAHAHA

AntonSzandorLaVey		2008-01-08 05:13:07 PM

Doctor Funkenstein: D'OH

winnar

Diogenes		2008-01-08 05:16:48 PM

Doctor Funkenstein: To be honest, I didn't see it first. Now I can't NOT see it :-)

Megain		2008-01-08 05:24:45 PM

Doctor Funkenstein: well done, sir, well done. thanks

Broadcastdave		2008-01-08 05:27:59 PM

Stupid sexy ~~Flanders~~ Flaglers

eqtworld		2008-01-08 05:42:12 PM

Life is just one humiliating defeat after another, until you just wish Flanders was dead..

eqtworld		2008-01-08 06:44:56 PM

Was it Ralph Wiggum?

Help! he's touching my special area!

gilgigamesh		2008-01-08 07:27:26 PM

Doctor Funkenstein

I came in here to see exactly that.

I knew fark wouldn't disappoint.

JinxySphinx		2008-01-08 07:27:33 PM

Oh, jbc
Thank you for recognizing the Professor. I was worried I'd be the only one who laughed at that.

TDUsGamer		2008-01-08 07:27:50 PM

The Simpsons trifecta is in play...

StopArrestingMe		2008-01-08 07:27:51 PM

UberDave: He was just going after the Gummi de Milo....

Oh just thinking about her *SWEET CAN*. I just wish I had her *SWEET* *SWEET* *S-S-SWEET CAN*

Idiot Child		2008-01-08 07:28:15 PM

reading, writing, fashion merchandising...?

bighairyguy		2008-01-08 07:29:08 PM

Did anyone else read his name as Dr. Lizardo?

steve-0		2008-01-08 07:29:35 PM

simpsons trifecta now in play?

zpf		2008-01-08 07:30:36 PM

Did anybody notice that they didn't specify a gender for the victim?

Sarcastica75		2008-01-08 07:30:38 PM

Ha! I *knew* I wouldn't have to wait long for the next teacher-bangs-student story! I think this is a record, though.

thalidomide new and improved		2008-01-08 07:31:23 PM

Why, again, do we respect our teachers so damned much? Aside from raping our children, I mean?

anyone?

/anyone?

pmdgrwr		2008-01-08 07:31:37 PM

lmfao! simpsons just started too. lmfao! !

Sticky Hands		2008-01-08 07:31:58 PM

Zarkin Frood: HAHAHAHA! His last name means "left". I wonder if he has a nickname, and if he does, is it "Lefty".?
Do they call him Lefty the Little Lassie Licker? [tangent off]

20 bucks says his grand parents immigrated to Latin America from Germany in the mid to late 1940s

mikaloyd		2008-01-08 07:32:20 PM

40oz_A_Knight		2008-01-08 07:33:24 PM

zpf: Did anybody notice that they didn't specify a gender for the victim?

He teaches "fashion marketing". C'mon now.

aardvarkage		2008-01-08 07:34:22 PM

Big boob.

ExcessNeckSkin		2008-01-08 07:34:32 PM

Izquierdo teaches math and fashion merchandising.

Apparently he also teaches our up and coming ladies the finer points of capture the clam.

Swim up Bar		2008-01-08 07:34:51 PM

many of you seem to assume it was a female he was boinking.

eatin' fetus		2008-01-08 07:35:12 PM

One of the first sites i've ever seen with a "share this on Fark" link. I'm absurdly proud

/our community really is unmatched
//go fark!

Roger_the_Shrubber		2008-01-08 07:35:30 PM

Not really, no. Don't see it. Even with Doctor Funkenstein's enhancements.

Bagelox-99		2008-01-08 07:35:39 PM

You guys have him all wrong...fashion marketing? It ain't girls he's interested in.

Notice the report did not give the sex of the student in question. Izquierdo Izqueerdo.

Texas with a Dollarsign		2008-01-08 07:35:39 PM

zpf: Did anybody notice that they didn't specify a gender for the victim?

I was wondering if I was the only one who noticed that. I think that means he was scamming on dudes, but the site is being tactful about it by using the gender-neutral term "minor."

Rndhed		2008-01-08 07:35:50 PM

StopArrestingMe: Oh just thinking about her *SWEET CAN*. I just wish I had her *SWEET* *SWEET* *S-S-SWEET CAN*

So, Mr. Simpson, you admit you grabbed her can. What do you have to say in your defense?

Your silence will only incriminate you further.

No, Mr. Simpson, don't take your anger out on me! Get back! Get back! Mist - Mr. Simpson - Noooooo!

/favorite Simpsons episode evah.
//"Rowdy Roddy Peeper" still gives me tears.

Triaxis		2008-01-08 07:36:05 PM

What a lucky girl getting to score with an older and experienced teacher!

Oh wait.. he's a perverted pedo! Lock him in jail and throw away the key!

/sarcasm

LincolnLogolas		2008-01-08 07:36:33 PM

Those lucky students!

Oh wait, the teacher is a guy. BURN HIM!!! BURN THAT EVIL RAPIST MAN!

ExcessNeckSkin		2008-01-08 07:36:38 PM

http://www.cfnews13.com/News/Local/2008/1/8/teacher_charged_with_sexually_abusin g_boy_16.html (new window)

/settles the sex of the victim question

Mira		2008-01-08 07:37:29 PM

Simpsons trifecta in play?

KrackityJones		2008-01-08 07:37:30 PM

So that not cool and all, but did anyone see the Top Healines column at the bottom?

The lady gave birth in her pants!

Mr Funktastic		2008-01-08 07:37:51 PM

Looks more like Lars in that new Futurama movie.

Chester the Snake		2008-01-08 07:38:47 PM

I don't think the news media should be allowed to release his mugshot and name to the public. With teaching, once your name has been flagged, your career is over. What if some of these teachers we read about every day are innocent?

/half serious

agoodbook		2008-01-08 07:39:09 PM

FTFA Izquierdo teaches math and fashion merchandising.

WTF? Fashion merchandising?

idrow		2008-01-08 07:39:34 PM

I'm a decent guy!

mikaloyd		2008-01-08 07:39:54 PM

Triaxis: What a lucky girl getting to score with an older and experienced teacher!

Oh wait.. he's a perverted pedo! Lock him in jail and throw away the key!

/sarcasm

Girls dont have penises. You ought to have this information. Just in case.

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