You forgot the best part, subby. It was Dr. Phil that escorted her from the hospital.

2008 Forecast: Crazy with a slight chance of dead.

Zarkin Frood: 2008 Forecast: Crazy with a slight chance of dead.

FTFY

/with her impeccable timing, it will probably be the day of Super Tuesday.

You would think that she would be easy to track. She would *have* to leave a trail of bright orange Cheetos dust on the ground.

It would be like one of those Family Circus cartoons where the kids wander all over town and we see the dashed lines that show where they've been... except with her, there would be more of a fluorescent orange hue.

Zarkin Frood: 2008 Forecast: Crazy with a slight chance of dead.

With 67% chance of herpes

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: You would think that she would be easy to track. She would *have* to leave a trail of bright orange Cheetos dust on the ground.


And vaginal slime

Local gas stations are on high alert

Sean Young Crazy = Hot.

Britney Crazy = Revolting.

amazing_live_seamonkeys: Sean Young Crazy = Hot.

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Sean Young is crazy? huh. i did not know that.

+1 subby

Yay Brituation 08!

fredbox: amazing_live_seamonkeys: Sean Young Crazy = Hot.

This portion of your comment is useless without pics.


Whoops!

rawkus

Look up the Sean Young for Catwoman campaign. Good times.

FTFPerezBlogCrapThingie: Who goes for a drive three hours after being released from the hospital?

DEAR GOD! She drove!!! I'd be more worried about the fact that she was released, Mr. Hilton.

Will Britney finally loose control of her sanity?

At this point, I feel sorry for her more than anything else. I mean, yeah, she's hot and all, but she's gone completely nutzo. I almost wish she would find a way to stay out of the spotlight.

And then I realized just how big of an attention whore she is.

Oh, and to head off all of the "who cares, why am I posting about this crap?" people, realize that the Fark tab for this and all other articles like it is "Not News." You want real non-news, go to CNN.

For some reason when I read that headline all I can think of was :



/I have to stop watching so much TV

AnnoyingKidNextDoor: Will Britney finally loose control of her sanity?

Dude...that happened a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG time ago.

TikiAndTorch: You forgot the best part, subby. It was Dr. Phil that escorted her from the hospital.

That's just what you need when released from psych observation after losing your kids to your loathsome ex -- some pop-psychology twat preaching to you all the way home in his whiny voice.

If it had been me I might have decided that this was too much to endure and swerved into an oncoming bus or something.

britney in 2008 = hug from jesus.

tararose: Oh, and to head off all of the "who cares, why am I posting about this crap?" people, realize that the Fark tab for this and all other articles like it is "Not News." You want real non-news, go to CNN.

Yeah, that's going to work real well.

I guess she'll have even more time to drive around now that she can't see her kids anymore.

I don't know if the world can bear it.

This phase of her career is much more interesting than that which first brought her money and fame.

/Can't think of a slashie
//Only 2nd beer of the night!!

whenever I hear or see her name, I have this image of her listlessly dancing at that forgettable awards show and lip-synching badly and her fishnet muffin-top.

K-Fed did Britney like Bobby did Whitney !!

/Respect.....! Even though K-Fed is a total looser....
//Anyway - Guess the drug dealers in Hollywood just had their weekend saved?

tararose
DEAR GOD! She drove!!! I'd be more worried about the fact that she was released, Mr. Hilton.

Now THAT'S funny.

From a CNN article about this:

Spears' mother, Lynne Spears, also would not disclose information about her daughter's condition. "Just say prayers," she told the celebrity news show "Access Hollywood" by phone Friday.

One daughter is a step or two away from a complete psychotic break. Another one is knocked up at 16. How's that prayer thing been working for ya?

AnnoyingKidNextDoor: Will exactly when did Britney finally loose control of her sanity?

STOP calling it "K-Fed"

it is called CLETUS

amazing_live_seamonkeys: Sean Young Crazy = Hot. Britney Crazy = Revolting.

I like the way you think.

I can hardly wait to see if it's shaved, braided or brillo.

That's a mistake. She needs to be locked up for her own good.

amazing_live_seamonkeys: Sean Young Crazy = Hot.

When did Sean become a girl's name?

/pops

cryinoutloud: I guess she'll have even more time to drive around now that she can't see her kids anymore.

Yeah, but she'll have to use regular airbags like the rest of us.

Did they tag her with one of the ear tags, or one of the collar thingies that puts out a radio signal so they can track her?

shes a farking train wreck!!! I dont want to see or hear about it, but I cant stop myself.

*sigh*

I just heard that rapper Lil Romeo could be the father of the younger Spears slut's baby.

clicky. (new window)

Can you imagine the look on her boyfriends face if a lil brown baby comes sliding out of Jamie?

Priceless. I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy.

Are any of you morans ever going to figure out the difference between 'lose' and 'loose'?

In a few hours (checking watch) she'll probably be found walking along a freeway. Nude.
Any other predictions?

She'll be dead dead of an overdose before the weekend is over.

Anagrammer: /pops

new here huh?

*grabs popcorn*

/yeah a Britney thread.
//bored and I need a drink.

I am not a mental health professional however I don't think Britney can be held against her will unless she is a danger to herself or others. The moment she is no longer a danger they will kick her out.

Of course Britney can afford the best help money can buy. However, most people in that situation do not get the mental help they really need. The US penal system is our nation's largest mental health facility.

/The insane people who are not in jail are working for the Ron Paul campaign.

FredaDeStilleto
In a few hours (checking watch) she'll probably be found walking along a freeway. Nude.
Any other predictions?

Brit will become impregnated by Dr Phil and will marry Michael Jackson in a Christmas Eve ceremony.