I pictured Paris with gold paint around her nose..

Somehow, I imagine this drink must taste like her snatch. So that kind of ruins it for me.
/I'm sure some of you are into that though..

Yea... I don't think anyone is confusing real, Italian wine with skanky Hilton-approved wine in a CAN.

/but can I as it from vending machine?

At least it didn't come out of her box.

Mars232: Cans of wine?

Thunder stolen. I'll leave now.

I'm sold.

/Don't remember why this is on my imageshack account

The battle with Budapest stems from a European Union decision

Hmmmmmm, Big Brother bothers with booze

Picture of "Rich Prosecco":

Sangria??

Paris Hilton and gold paint?

"Rich Prosecco," a mix of wine and fruit juice STD's and coke residue. Because who wouldn't buy wine in a can from a gold-painted skank?

kidsizedcoffin: /Don't remember why this is on my imageshack account

Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot.

The only upside to that picture is hoping she would die of pore-blockage like that girl in "Goldfinger".

poorjon: Paris Hilton and gold paint?

You son of a beechwood tree...

I woke up the dog.

Booze in a can just doesn't seem appealing to me.

it's called chu-hi in Japan.
Isn't it kind of bastardized sangria?

Meh. A good way to get rid of cheap shiatty wine is to add juice. Done it plenty meself.

nom nom nom!

Saracuda: Booze in a can just doesn't seem appealing to me.

Really?

THIS BYTCH IS NOT CUTE
/How many times must one say that

Cue the sharp knees pic...

Paris has been a little skanky lookin lately, but DAMN - these pics are doing it for me.

I drank this on New Year's. It tastes about as good bad as you would imagine, but it was worth it for novelty's sake.

I'll pass.

Paris Hilton slept with rick salomon (appears in sex tape), oscar de la hoya, brandon davis, leonardo dicaprio, robert evans, colin farrell, edward furlong, vincent gallo, jamie kennedy, jared leto, robert mills, mark philippoussis, simon rex, jake sumner, deryck whibley, paris latsis, tom sizemore, joe francis, and stavros niarchos III.

That's nothing compared to the scam by Italian wineries to sell us acrid perfumed jetsam disguised as expensive alcoholic beverages for the refined. Seriously, people, all wine is shiat.

mehtoole: Paris Hilton slept with rick salomon (appears in sex tape), oscar de la hoya, brandon davis, leonardo dicaprio, robert evans, colin farrell, edward furlong, vincent gallo, jamie kennedy, jared leto, robert mills, mark philippoussis, simon rex, jake sumner, deryck whibley, paris latsis, tom sizemore, joe francis, and stavros niarchos III.

But Cher's son had the best laugh
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It's_A_Farking_Secret: it's called chu-hi in Japan.
Isn't it kind of bastardized sangria?

Meh. A good way to get rid of cheap shiatty wine is to add juice. Done it plenty meself.

nom nom nom!

I had forgotten about chu-his until just now.
I thought they were pretty tasty myself.

Takeshi6400: Saracuda: Booze in a can just doesn't seem appealing to me.

Really?

There are always exceptions...

Apparently, it's trendy for everyone in Hollywood to have their own personal splits of champagne, that hang from a bracelet that comes with the bottle. The wine bar I sort of work at ordered a bunch of these, from Nicolas Feuillate, because the champagne is damn good, and individual sizes appeal to people buying just over a glass. I now have one of these bracelet type things for novelty's sake.

The Chianti we get in the states is for the most part, crap. Especially in the wicker basket. Between that and Maneshevitz, it's amazing we still trust wine in the states as is.

Good luck with that Paris. I'll stick with the decent stuff.

I Like Bread: That's nothing compared to the scam by Italian wineries to sell us acrid perfumed jetsam disguised as expensive alcoholic beverages for the refined. Seriously, people, all wine is shiat.

You're being the douche who comes in and says that the topic doesn't appeal to you, so it must not be appealing to anyone.

Here's a pretty good wine in a can, actually (new window)

/comes with a straw too
//Coppola wineries

FTA: "But she is . . . creating a generation of consumers who will forever associate the name of prosecco with something similar to an alcoholic fruit drink."

Um, dude, it's prosecco. Who are you kidding?!

Somehow, I don't think even the French would get upset if she canned something like Hoochie-jolais Nouveau.

Pruno? (new window)

RIPPLE!

Dan_B: Paris has been a little skanky lookin lately, but DAMN - these pics are doing it for me.

Give her credit, compared to Britney and Lindsay, she's actually seemed pretty unskanky lately.

The ads are terrible, too. LInk (new window)

/go with what works

I want wine boxes. No, not boxed wine with a bladder that hold 5 liters. Individual servings in plastic coated, wax lined boxes with a little foil hole that must be punctured by a tiny bendy straw glued to the package. Sure, they have 8 and 12 ounce bottles here, but I always liked juice boxes.

Wine growers?

What's next, steaks-trees?

100 Watt Walrus: Here's a pretty good wine in a can, actually (new window)

/comes with a straw too
//Coppola wineries


wait- she ruined Godfather III for all eternity.

Now she's ruining wine/champagne/sparkling champale?

Fark me.

Fifty years have passed and the vines have long since diminished. The winery, no longer able to produce the horrid nectar has since shut down and the once proud Hilton family has all but vanished. It seemed as though the creeping evil had been scourged from the land. But a foul wind blows this autumn, awakening those who wish to rest. The vines are returning and the new harvest is upon us. If you ask the locals, they will swear to you that Paris and her creatures of the night dwell once again within the vineyard, searching and thirsting for their Fruit of the Vine!

I'm always amazed at the censors, post someone in a skimpy bathing suit, fine, post someone covered in gold otherwise naked (showing no naughty bits, fine, post a fatty wearing a skimpy bathing suit, post deleted.

/Boxed wine is a fine way finish an evening of a few friends after the expensive wine runs out.
//Boxed wine party was pure insanity, my hamper was filled with condoms at the end of the evening

kidsizedcoffin: I'm always amazed at the censors, post someone in a skimpy bathing suit, fine, post someone covered in gold otherwise naked (showing no naughty bits, fine, post a fatty wearing a skimpy bathing suit, post deleted.

That's called "common decency."

I made one resolution for 2008. That was NOT repeating ^this^ stupid, spoiled and useless person's name for at least a year.

Just putting that out there for ya.

potee: kidsizedcoffin: I'm always amazed at the censors, post someone in a skimpy bathing suit, fine, post someone covered in gold otherwise naked (showing no naughty bits, fine, post a fatty wearing a skimpy bathing suit, post deleted.

That's called "common decency."

Agreed, but not covered in the posting FAQs, I've only run into this problem in fatty/weight issue threads. Now out to find me some fatties, they try harder.

Wait Paris Hilton is still relevant?

The_Bouncer: Wait Paris Hilton is still relevant?

So you are the one guy the Onion mentioned hadn't slept with her.

Seeing Paris Hilton and Shirley Eaton mentioned in the same sentence makes me kinda sick. Hilton is no Shirley Eaton.

I'm sure the beverage that slut is hawking would make me vomit.

Who's gonna buy a drink just 'cause Paris Hilton endorses. She'll put anything in here mouth.

Who's gonna buy a drink just 'cause Paris Hilton endorses.

Somebody is buying it. This girl has a clothing line, perfume line, jewelry, now beverages. Someone, somewhere, somehow is supporting this 'being'... and they should be ashamed of themselves.