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JeffTL		2008-01-04 10:25:11 PM

MadAzza

Yep, it's "link goes to," though it does look rather suspiciously like the ubiquitous and ever expanding "LGBT(QIA...)."

thumbsucker		2008-01-04 10:25:16 PM

LukeA

I managed to post a lil' bit faster because I used less echteaemell skills.

Raptor Jesus		2008-01-04 10:25:45 PM

MadAzza: clevershark: It was a girthy hot dog... (LGT a very surreal hot dog ad)

I don't know what LGT means, but I always think "lesbian gay transgender" when I see it, which usually makes the post more interesting.

Is it "link goes to"? That just occurred to me while previewing.

Yep. Link Goes To.

Bob Ondeeznuts		2008-01-04 10:26:59 PM

Cause Oscar Meyer has a way with C-H-I-L-D M-O-L-E-S-T-E-R-S

Swede		2008-01-04 10:31:49 PM

J..J..J..JUSTICE!!

/yes, I know it's "revenge"
//wow, these ARE fun

wydok		2008-01-04 10:36:07 PM

It's ironic for those who think of a wang when someone mentions a hot dog.

Lee451		2008-01-04 10:37:37 PM

clevershark, thank you for the laugh. I remember those ads when they ran on tv in the DC area. They were kind of weird at the time.

Goodfella		2008-01-04 10:37:44 PM

Swede: J..J..J..JUSTICE!!

/yes, I know it's "revenge"
//wow, these ARE fun

I loled

FlyingJ		2008-01-04 10:38:23 PM

And he had such a beautiful smile...
Link (new window)
Hmmm, could his cousin have been killed recently, then?;
Link (new window)
Link (new window)

Telephone Sanitizer Second Class		2008-01-04 10:39:21 PM

/reading these comments with relish

thestr1ker		2008-01-04 10:49:32 PM

He's getting skull-farked by the worms now. Good riddance.

chuck4455		2008-01-04 10:56:36 PM

Penis

thestr1ker		2008-01-04 10:56:36 PM

shucherfase: gopher321
You used the same letter over and over again. Your a genious! And by "genious" I mean "slow-witted fuk mouth". Go fuk your own mouth, fuk mouth. Wait, I repeated myself. I must be imaginative!

And you are, again?

Gyrfalcon		2008-01-04 10:58:16 PM

I have a suspicion that hot dog was "helped" down his throat by the beefy forearm of some guy with a swastika tattooed on his forehead...while six other guys blockaded his cell from the prying eyes of the CO's.

What goes around comes around....

MadAzza		2008-01-04 10:58:55 PM

Thanks, JeffTL and Raptor Jesus!

Funny how I've idly wondered that for a while, then once I posted about it, I figured it out in the middle of the post. Of course, now it seems obvious ... which it is.

Another Government Employee		2008-01-04 11:00:47 PM

FlyingJ: And he had such a beautiful smile...
Link (new window)
Hmmm, could his cousin have been killed recently, then?;
Link (new window)
Link (new window)

I didn't realize it was HIM.

That was a pretty interesting case.

lefty201		2008-01-04 11:01:35 PM

guess his gag reflexes just wern't up to par.

/good riddence

thepostess		2008-01-04 11:02:18 PM

gopher321: Diddler dies dining on dirty dog. Detainees didn't distress during development.

Winner!!

chuck4455		2008-01-04 11:02:31 PM

BEST THREAD E V A R!!!!

shucherfase		2008-01-04 11:03:35 PM

thestr1ker
And you are, again?
Yes, I am "again". Holy shiat. I thought gopher 321 was stupid. Thanks for providing some perspective.

yvmnoc		2008-01-04 11:04:42 PM

Too easy.

docweasel		2008-01-04 11:06:58 PM

Uh, how is that ironic? did he molest the kid by choking it with a hotdog?

Learn the definition of words before you try to use them, submitter.

MonsterLobster		2008-01-04 11:09:54 PM

I'm a child, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

LittleSmitty		2008-01-04 11:11:40 PM

Choked on a Hot dog. If he only had the sense to chew a few more bites he'd still be alive. Damn.

Jack Torrence		2008-01-04 11:12:23 PM

Prison spokesman Jesse Gonzalez says medics tried to remove the hot dog from Fretz's throat before taking him to a Merced hospital.

Yeah....I'll bet they did.

wydok		2008-01-04 11:13:12 PM

docweasel 2008-01-04 11:06:58 PM
Uh, how is that ironic? did he molest the kid by choking it with a hotdog?

Learn the definition of words before you try to use them, submitter.

Submitter associated "hot dog" with penis. Submitter then assumed that a child rapist should know how to not choke on "hot dog". It's a bit of a stretch, but feasible, especially when you consider that irony is subjective.

PirateKing		2008-01-04 11:14:07 PM

angrymacface: But if it was a hot dog, does that mean the wiener was wrapped in a bun. If so, how can someone choke on that?

Prison overcrowding.

olasyn		2008-01-04 11:17:56 PM

thestr1ker		2008-01-04 11:19:52 PM

shucherfase: thestr1ker
And you are, again?
Yes, I am "again". Holy shiat. I thought gopher 321 was stupid. Thanks for providing some perspective.

No, I'm asking you to tell me who you are with the assumption that you introduced yourself as the worlds smartest wise-ass earlier but not having seen this introduction myself.

You fail. You're a dumb ass. Go kill yourself.

Mija		2008-01-04 11:20:42 PM

Rest in hell.

GomezAdams		2008-01-04 11:20:43 PM

I read the article hoping it was my ex-brother-in-law now serving time in a Florida prison for molestation. He needs to DIAF and be raped by Bubba until he dies by hot dog choke-if-ication. I'll buy the pack of Oscar Myers and grill them for him.

Fuggin Bizzy		2008-01-04 11:36:31 PM

oldhag: He should have choked on his prison mate's "hot dog"!

Wow, it's as though nothing escapes you - not even double entendres.

Triaxis		2008-01-04 11:47:39 PM

He should have told them he was just doing research for a book.

kling_klang_bed		2008-01-04 11:49:50 PM

Still curious how this is ironic. Ironic would be if he ended up like Lil Zane at the end of City Of God.

CravenMorehead		2008-01-04 11:52:08 PM

Was it a vienna sausage?

Mnementh2230		2008-01-04 11:54:15 PM

And there was much rejoicing

MrCab		2008-01-04 11:54:38 PM

xiaodown: that's not ironic, that's justice!

that

No Such Agency		2008-01-05 12:10:28 AM

ChubbyTiger:
Too bad he didn't take lessons from Heather Brooke.

*googles*

Oh my, the girl's definitely got talent. That one trick she does where she... yeah. Wow.

shabu		2008-01-05 12:14:17 AM

Fuggin Bizzy: oldhag: He should have choked on his prison mate's "hot dog"!

Wow, it's as though nothing escapes you - not even double entendres.

Fuggin, in some small non-binding platonic sense, I love you.

j4s0n		2008-01-05 12:14:57 AM

Needlessly Complicated		2008-01-05 12:28:43 AM

"Being in prison's not so bad. You can make sangria in the turlet. Of course, it's shank or be shanked."

/Obscure? As though....

Kill_Da_Wabbit		2008-01-05 12:30:22 AM

I guess that he forgot his Dental-Dam...

factoryconnection		2008-01-05 12:32:45 AM

kling_klang_bed: Still curious how this is ironic. Ironic would be if he ended up like Lil Zane at the end of City Of God.

I'll put forth that of all the ways one would expect a child molester to die in prison, choking on a frank is pretty unexpected. Or he got into prison by making a child choke on his weiner, and ended up leaving when he did the same thing.

computer wizard		2008-01-05 12:39:37 AM

Wow, talk about irony...

tinyarena		2008-01-05 12:57:00 AM

computer wizard
Wow, talk about irony...

You said a mouthfull!

jj86		2008-01-05 01:00:56 AM

rudemix: They could have saved the $.03 on the weiner if they would have let me go to work with pliers and blow torch.

Would you have done it in a pawn shop basement??