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(Pocono Record)   Pantless man rescued from kitchen vent after New Year's Eve celebrating. Or "it seemed like a good idea at the time"   (poconorecord.com) divider line 33
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2008-01-04 10:03:53 AM  
Go West Chester! Represent!

/born there, both sides of family is from general area, never going back
 
2008-01-04 01:45:03 PM  
That's lam, Subby.
 
2008-01-04 01:45:58 PM  
You're doing it wrong!

The debriefing is supposed to happen after the mission.
 
2008-01-04 01:46:17 PM  
Isn't that douche Bam Margera from West Chester? Sounds like something his retard gang would do.

/DNRTFA
 
2008-01-04 01:46:22 PM  
i116.photobucket.com
 
2008-01-04 01:47:34 PM  
From TFA:

Sczechowicz went down the vent and got trapped, screaming for help before finally being discovered several hours later.


No, they knew he was there; they just left him there to think about what he had done.


Firefighters removed the vent cover and tried unsuccessfully to use ropes to reach Sczechowicz, who was about 12 feet down, Kochanski said.


"Unsuccessfully"???
 
2008-01-04 01:47:58 PM  
Me: "Dylan, what happened to your pants?"

Dylan: "Was I supposed to breathe hard?"
 
2008-01-04 01:48:21 PM  
"Galdarnit! It was my idea--I'm gettin' in the vent!"
 
2008-01-04 01:48:44 PM  
"Waitress! I didn't ask for sausage!"
 
2008-01-04 01:52:37 PM  
doing anything without pants is always better than the alternative
 
2008-01-04 01:53:29 PM  
Sczechowicz reportedly was naked from the waist down, but Kochanski said he might have had boxer shorts on. Either way, firefighters gave him a towel to wrap around himself.

If you're not wearing anything below the waist, but people can't tell that you're naked, you might want to head to the penis store and size up. Or grow an impressive crotch fro.
 
2008-01-04 01:54:09 PM  
anyone remember that episode of Roseanne where she got stuck in the vent in the kitchen??

i googled it, it's "Roseanne in the Hood" but i couldn't find the image

and i DRTFA
 
2008-01-04 01:59:38 PM  
where are the images from "chuck and larry"? I think the firefighter even said hes stuck in a vent upside down for you.
 
2008-01-04 02:02:15 PM  
Delta 9 tetrahydrocannabinol

where are the images from "chuck and larry"? I think the firefighter even said hes stuck in a vent upside down for you.

It might just be that people in this thread only watch good movies.
 
2008-01-04 02:04:23 PM  
I was OK with this until the pussy started to scream like a little girl. He should have either followed through with his plan or froze to death. An alcoholic dumbass pussy. That's what he will always be now.
 
2008-01-04 02:07:52 PM  
Happy New Year, Naked Weirdo!
 
2008-01-04 02:10:52 PM  
Shouldn't that be "pantsless?"
 
2008-01-04 02:12:24 PM  
www.mcqueenonline.com
Calvera: What I don't understand is why a man like you took the job in the first place, hmm? Why, huh?
Chris: I wonder myself.
Calvera: No, come on, come on, tell me why.
Vin: It's like a fellow I once knew in El Paso. One day, he just took all his clothes off and jumped in a mess of cactus. I asked him that same question, "Why?"
Calvera: And?
Vin: He said, "It seemed to be a good idea at the time."
 
2008-01-04 02:14:12 PM  
Grease me up woman!

www.rateitall.com
 
2008-01-04 02:19:07 PM  
pantless = greenlight
 
2008-01-04 02:19:12 PM  
Dad?
 
2008-01-04 02:27:34 PM  
goddamn stupidbiatch cocksmocking asslickin motherfarker!!!

subby say it with me, I will no longer use quotation marks in headlines to sentences that are NOT in the article.

/sorry
//pet peeve
///no seriously
 
2008-01-04 02:31:48 PM  
dc-kid: goddamn stupidbiatch cocksmocking asslickin motherfarker!!!

subby say it with me, I will no longer use quotation marks in headlines to sentences that are NOT in the article.

/sorry
//pet peeve
///no seriously


deadasadoornail.com
 
2008-01-04 02:42:52 PM  
great, now somebody needs to help this guy trapped on the ledge...

i193.photobucket.com
 
2008-01-04 02:43:56 PM  
xanadian:

Sorry, too obscure for me

/try again?
 
2008-01-04 02:56:00 PM  
dc-kid: goddamn stupidbiatch cocksmocking asslickin motherfarker!!!

subby say it with me, I will no longer use quotation marks in headlines to sentences that are NOT in the article.

/sorry
//pet peeve
///no seriously


Maybe he was quoting himself, it is at the end of the sentence.

/shrug
 
2008-01-04 02:59:25 PM  
dc-kid: goddamn stupidbiatch cocksmocking asslickin motherfarker!!!

subby say it with me, I will no longer use quotation marks in headlines to sentences that are NOT in the article.

/sorry
//pet peeve
///no seriously


Calm down my leetul OCD friend. Lifes to short.
 
2008-01-04 03:02:08 PM  
If going without pants is wrong, well I should stand up and put some on.

/Like the breeze from the CPU fan
//Thinking about Sarah Silverman still...
 
2008-01-04 03:07:13 PM  
Philliam.H.Muffman: Delta 9 tetrahydrocannabinol

where are the images from "chuck and larry"? I think the firefighter even said hes stuck in a vent upside down for you.

It might just be that people in this thread only watch good movies.


There's no way it could be that.
 
2008-01-04 03:29:52 PM  
mikaloyd: dc-kid: goddamn stupidbiatch cocksmocking asslickin motherfarker!!!

subby say it with me, I will no longer use quotation marks in headlines to sentences that are NOT in the article.

/sorry
//pet peeve
///no seriously

Calm down my leetul OCD friend. Lifes to short.


meh, your right

/still wants to give subby a cockpunch thu
//is cockpunch one word or two?
 
2008-01-04 03:32:52 PM  
baggeryking: If going without pants is wrong, well I should stand up and put some on....

Thanks. First real laugh of the day
 
2008-01-04 04:25:28 PM  
He must have been lucky enough to be carrying cough drops and aspirin.
 
2008-01-04 07:15:11 PM  
His girlfriend?

tn1-4.pv.deviantart.com
 
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