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(TMZ)   Britney Spears in police/paramedic standoff at her home   (tmz.com) divider line 602
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2008-01-04 04:05:02 AM
hetheeme: My vote is for "Choked on her own vomit"

Fail.
Death-by-aspirated-vomit is reserved for musicians.

BS qualifieth not.
 
2008-01-04 04:05:08 AM
dahmers love zombie: Gordon Bennett: hetheeme: Radioactive Ass: Well the porn movies shouldn't be too far off now. Nobody will watch (or at least fap to) it but it'll make the train wreck almost complete. Death by pills and booze will be the coup de grâce .

My vote is for "Choked on her own vomit"

I'll second this, except it won't be on her own vomit.

Hard to tell, though. You can't really dust for vomit.


Bizaare gardening accident. It has to be.
 
2008-01-04 04:05:58 AM
Roook: you got me. kudos!

Hey, I put rolled in the text of the link. Right in front in fact. It doesn't get any better than that.

/it's late and I'm bored... sue me, at least it wasn't The Final Countdown cover
 
2008-01-04 04:06:35 AM
yo dat shiat is alllll farkered up. It's the end of the world and she said she'd do me.
 
2008-01-04 04:06:46 AM
(from TMZ)
Britney's soon-to-be ex-attorney Sorrell Trope told the mag, "In a normal case when someone shows up with a certified court order saying the kids need to be somewhere else, the police see to it that the order is obeyed. But that is in a normal case."

Sad when even your lawyers have thrown normalcy out the window
 
2008-01-04 04:06:48 AM
dahmers love zombie: Gordon Bennett: hetheeme: Radioactive Ass: Well the porn movies shouldn't be too far off now. Nobody will watch (or at least fap to) it but it'll make the train wreck almost complete. Death by pills and booze will be the coup de grâce .

My vote is for "Choked on her own vomit"

I'll second this, except it won't be on her own vomit.

Hard to tell, though. You can't really dust for vomit.

Bizaare gardening accident. It has to be.


But we don't like to talk about it. ;-)
 
2008-01-04 04:07:16 AM
dahmers love zombie: SpinStopper: Radioactive Ass: I've done far worse than kill you, Admiral. I've hurt you. And I wish to go on hurting you. I shall leave you as you left me, as you left her: marooned for all eternity in the center of a dead planet, buried alive. Buried alive.

CONNNNNNNNED!!!


khan.raiderware.net
 
2008-01-04 04:07:51 AM
She was drunk
Link (new window)
 
2008-01-04 04:08:18 AM
Wow, she's taking Jamie Lynn's headline-grabbing pregnancy pretty hard. But a forced mental eval's got to be the best thing to happen to Britney in a year.

/is there video?
//yeah, I'm pathetic to want to see it, but I'm still less pathetic than Britney
 
2008-01-04 04:09:06 AM
TommyymmoT: I bet they're gonna put her in the looney bin.

There's a possibility that the doctors will put a 72 hour psych evaluation hold on her ass. At least that's what CNN is reporting (I know, I know, not the best source).
 
2008-01-04 04:09:18 AM
I finally decided to watch that leave britney alone video about ten minutes ago and I still haven't stopped laughing. That's the funniest thing I've seen in a long time.
 
2008-01-04 04:10:35 AM
At least she's not going quietly.
 
2008-01-04 04:10:44 AM
She is a walking disaster.
 
2008-01-04 04:11:01 AM
And Dr. Phil (fark I feel dirty just saying that cocksucker's name) is still saying that her mom did a good job?
 
2008-01-04 04:11:29 AM
There used to be a Farker called Brittany's Speculum. Where is he now that we need him?
 
2008-01-04 04:11:34 AM
TsuZi: Poor kids.


It's their children I feel sorry for.
 
2008-01-04 04:12:09 AM
BBC radio is now reporting this. My God.
 
2008-01-04 04:14:06 AM
Ok, so if Britney dies tonight, who will have been the bigger train wreck, Britney or Anna Nichole?
 
2008-01-04 04:14:17 AM
thats to bad I heard she just hired a new lawyer:
static.flickr.com
He was quoted as saying "She is under a judicial mistrangement order... that blue thing I got from her! She could be exposing herself"
 
2008-01-04 04:16:02 AM
Jgsublime: thats to bad I heard she just hired a new lawyer:
(pic)
He was quoted as saying "She is under a judicial mistrangement order... that blue thing I got from her! She could be exposing herself"


FTW!
 
2008-01-04 04:16:22 AM
Britney? Brittany? Who cares?

dogs.lovetoknow.com

Dog above has more class in one of its whiskers than Miss Whitetrash has in her whole gene pool.
 
2008-01-04 04:17:06 AM
Radioactive Ass: at least it wasn't The Final Countdown cover

TMLO has the trademark on that.
 
2008-01-04 04:17:17 AM
NewportBarGuy: CtrlAltDelete: Now THAT will be kind of interesting to study.

It's already been done. Britney draws WAY more viewers than anything political except for a full-blown war. They will run Britney shiat all day tomorrow, their ratings will go up, and they will be able to justify charging higher ad rates.

The polished psycho-analysts and former criminal defense rejects are already up, getting their talking points ready and will be holding our hand through this national tragedy for the entire weekend.


Ummmm.... I've got Seahawks playoff tickets for Saturday... speak for yourself.

/I keed
//back to the "Politics" tab
 
2008-01-04 04:17:42 AM
Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Ok, so if Britney dies tonight, who will have been the bigger train wreck, Britney or Anna Nichole?

in all fairness atleast we saw ANS' boobies when she was hot. Britney? notsomuch..
 
2008-01-04 04:18:11 AM
Well, now the Japanese news stations have picked it up

*sighs* God bless America
 
2008-01-04 04:18:50 AM
Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Ok, so if Britney dies tonight, who will have been the bigger train wreck, Britney or Anna Nichole?

Britney is much bigger than Anna Nicole ever was. However, I don't think Britney is going to die anytime soon. I keep thinking she is going to wake up and get her shiat together.
 
2008-01-04 04:20:40 AM
Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Ok, so if Britney dies tonight, who will have been the bigger train wreck, Britney or Anna Nichole?

Anna Nicole would have lived longer and farked richer guys.

Anna Nicole was a paradigm of virtue and stability compared to this trainwreck.
 
2008-01-04 04:21:07 AM
i hope beyond all hope that the psychiatrist that was called in to evaluate her beotch slaps her
/ I can not summon the compassion to care
 
2008-01-04 04:22:02 AM
Bad Boys Bad Boys.... whatcha gonna do? whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
 
2008-01-04 04:22:31 AM
Early Thursday she underwent a deposition in the custody dispute. Not that I'm excusing her behavior, but I wonder if what happened in the desposition hearing triggered this.
 
2008-01-04 04:22:46 AM
akachibi

Come to think about most female dogs would have better maternal instincts and parenting skills than her also.
 
2008-01-04 04:23:09 AM
Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Ok, so if Britney dies tonight, who will have been the bigger train wreck, Britney or Anna Nichole?

She's not in our internationally famous(ish)* dead pool, so she's probably safe, but it's got to be Britney. A-NS didn't really have anything going for her, other than an interminable lawsuit and huge tits, and she'd always been crazy, Britney's career was still at a high point when she went mad.

*mentioned on Fox, and a few other places, after A-NS croaked
 
2008-01-04 04:23:27 AM
i4.tinypic.com
 
2008-01-04 04:24:24 AM
Never has this been more fitting.
I hear the FRA is now getting involved;)www.floridatoday.com
 
2008-01-04 04:25:16 AM
balthan: TMLO has the trademark on that.

Word to your maternal parental unit. (pops)

i210.photobucket.com
 
2008-01-04 04:25:51 AM
hopefulless: / I can not summon the compassion to care
 
2008-01-04 04:26:51 AM
I don't think she going to die any time soon, but the standoff will obviously have a serious effect on any future custody arrangements. I wouldn't be surprised if she ends up only seeing her children at a CPS office where she'll be closely supervised at all times.
 
2008-01-04 04:27:11 AM
Please let this be an episode of "Cops". I don't even want to watch it, I just need to know that it exists.
 
2008-01-04 04:27:12 AM
He77, 9/11 didn't get that much response!
 
2008-01-04 04:27:15 AM
Hey, Britney had a tough day.
The 15 minute deposition, the anniversary of her first wedding...
top it off with having to watch your nannies play with your kids while you sit with a few mai-tais? Who wouldn't lose it?
 
2008-01-04 04:27:21 AM
Damnit, why must the country I live in be such a piece of shiat.
 
2008-01-04 04:27:30 AM
What's the over/under on a Britney Spears involuntary commitment/psych eval? I think it's pretty clear she's really gone off the deep end and isn't coming back without some serious help.
 
2008-01-04 04:27:39 AM
When I wake up after going to bed tonight, I half expect to read she somehow died. Honestly, how low can she go?
 
2008-01-04 04:28:47 AM
They should have tased her. How many cops will it take to push her down a flight of stairs? None, she fell.
 
2008-01-04 04:28:56 AM
Yes, the kids would almost certainly be in dire financial straits if something happened to their mother. I'm sure that being the daughter of Britney Spears will be quite a liability, much worse than being born into starvation or into the sex trade like so many other children around the world.

Pity the poor rich children of California.
 
2008-01-04 04:28:57 AM
Wikipedia (new window) is already updated. Man, that didn't take long
 
2008-01-04 04:29:22 AM
She's never seeing those kids again.
 
2008-01-04 04:29:23 AM
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Word to your maternal parental unit.

Don't worry, I wouldn't step on your toes. It's kinda funny how many people I got with that though... So desperate for anything on this media whore that they didn't even check the link and just clicked on it.
 
2008-01-04 04:29:24 AM
She has a nice smile. I like that.
 
2008-01-04 04:29:33 AM
OMG Angiepants: i4.tinypic.com

She even looks hot there..
 
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