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(TMZ)   Britney Spears in police/paramedic standoff at her home   (tmz.com) divider line 602
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2008-01-04 11:42:35 AM  
ms. bigglesworth: I feel like this is the time for me to introduce my friend - Kung Fu Kitty.

/pic below courtesy of Sunny Rays profile
//strong in his profile...granted its probably not him but it doesn't matter one way or the other ;)


beerrun: Now, c'mon, if that doesn't confirm the troll-fu, nothing does.

//agree, the troll-fu is always old...I mean strong in that one ;)

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2008-01-04 11:43:35 AM  
ndalton The Hell?
 
2008-01-04 11:43:39 AM  
ndalton

O-M-G
 
2008-01-04 11:43:44 AM  
her foot looks like an eagle's claw in Sinn's photo. she probably smells like funk and toenails.

ah! I remember the days when Britney was hot, like in Hazardous_Materials' photos.

\meh-moh-ries
 
2008-01-04 11:47:28 AM  
oops sorry phillydrifter. refresh...refresh!
 
2008-01-04 11:47:49 AM  
RockIsDead: Wow, kids locked in the bathroom, a mad scene at her house and she looks happy as a pig in shiat.
Court ordered womb-removal should be in order.



She looks high as farking hell in that photo. And your pic shows that gut does have hair. It must have been water on the lens. That would have been a crazy haircut.

I'll have what she's having.
 
2008-01-04 11:50:20 AM  
Lou Stoolz: Paramedic: "Heeeeeeeeeeey Abbott!

SwingingJohnson: That EMT guy really embraces his receding hairline. Kind of a cool style.

I can see Jesus in his bald spot!!
 
2008-01-04 11:53:36 AM  
Sunny Ray: Polar Bear Cub: ms. bigglesworth: I feel like this is the time for me to introduce my friend - Kung Fu Kitty.

/pic below courtesy of Sunny Rays profile
//strong in his profile...granted its probably not him but it doesn't matter one way or the other ;)


beerrun: Now, c'mon, if that doesn't confirm the troll-fu, nothing does.

//agree, the troll-fu is always old...I mean strong in that one ;)

*checks Sunny Ray's profile*

Damn, that Sunny Ray is kind of cute ....


heh heh sunny ray is teh ghey for himself
 
2008-01-04 11:54:59 AM  
If it weren't for politics, this would be the most popular thread in the last 72 hours.

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Never thought I'd say this, but thanks for the relief, Brit.
 
2008-01-04 11:55:00 AM  
SwingingJohnson: That EMT guy really embraces his receding hairline. Kind of a cool style.

It's a street light!
 
2008-01-04 11:56:33 AM  
Cheers on the appropriate Tag edit, admins.
 
2008-01-04 11:57:17 AM  
Sunny Ray: *checks Sunny Ray's profile*

Damn, that Sunny Ray is kind of cute ....



Phew...well thank goodness for that lame come back, after I posted that shop I was worried you may equate yourself to being the next victimized Christian-prophet.
 
2008-01-04 11:58:58 AM  
/facepalm
 
2008-01-04 11:59:23 AM  
floor9: I refuse to believe that this is happening.

Why?

Because if there was *anything* going on that involved Britney Spears in any way, shape, or form, *every* news outlet would pre-empt everything with an "OMG BRITNEY LOL" crawl and in-depth celebrity analysis by an in-depth celebrity panel.

"Iowa Schmiowa," CNN would say. "There's Britney to be had!"

"Excellent," Fox News would say. "This can distract the public from the Democratic lead in Iowa!"

"OMFG BRITNEY," E would say. "BRITNEY SPEARS UNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGHHH *splurt*"

And Bravo would run a West Wing repeat.


I love you.

*wipes tear*
 
2008-01-04 12:01:03 PM  
Sunny Ray: Jakevol2:

heh heh sunny ray is teh ghey for himself

Whatever. Its better than the self-hatred that drives the Dissers of Britney to cheer for her death and the loss of a parent to her children.



And that's better than cruising the hall of mirrors at the county fair. Or is your excuse that you have a wide glance?
 
2008-01-04 12:02:03 PM  
Jakevol2:
heh heh sunny ray is teh ghey for himself

Sunny Ray
Whatever. Its better than the self-hatred that drives the Dissers of Britney to cheer for her death and the loss of a parent to her children.
------
You got a RISE out of him!! :) Well-done Jakevol2 !! Well-done!! I bow to you sir :)


Sunny Ray:
Don't worry, your ps skills are not that worthy, nor that important.

--------
I bow to myself as well...hee hee :)
 
2008-01-04 12:03:36 PM  
Sunny Ray: Not near enough for us to Tuck our Tales and run and let the Terrorists claim victory over the Pussies that Libs in America want us to be?

Besides, are you not capable of multi-tasking and discussing The War on Terror and participating in the Crucifixion of Britney Threads?


Wow, trolls have quite the voracious appetite.

/I'd have been full by now.
//Is the capitalization of Crucifixion likening it to Christs Crucifixion?
///Britney = Christ?
 
2008-01-04 12:09:27 PM  
ShadezofDis: //Is the capitalization of Crucifixion likening it to Christs Crucifixion?

*smacks forehead*

Christ's

/Many Christs would probably be neat.
 
2008-01-04 12:09:36 PM  
Hey Sunny Ray, the simple fact that you referred to Huckabee as the next leader of the country undermines any rationale you think you are using. And yeah, I'm going to way in on the BS issue. See, I am emotionally scarred from the woman. My wife had me take my two older daughters to one of her cocerts years ago. The sheer horror of the event resides in me to this day. Go ahead and call her a great role model, but the number of preteens dressed like little hookers sure didn't strike me as if they were ready to leave the concert and go to the church social. Oh, and yead, I know I don't know you, but you sure seem like an idiot.
 
2008-01-04 12:11:20 PM  
Sunny Ray: Polar Bear Cub: Jakevol2:
heh heh sunny ray is teh ghey for himself
Sunny Ray
Whatever. Its better than the self-hatred that drives the Dissers of Britney to cheer for her death and the loss of a parent to her children.
------
You got a RISE out of him!! :) Well-done Jakevol2 !! Well-done!! I bow to you sir :)


Sunny Ray:
Don't worry, your ps skills are not that worthy, nor that important.
--------
I bow to myself as well...hee hee :)

What kind of Twisted World do you live in? I am basically the only person on this thread not wishing ill-will or death upon a person and the loss of a parent to a child and you are most concerned with getting a rise out of me? Very sad is all i can say.



dearestht sthunny ray, I have not sthaid one negative thing about Britney Sthpears in thisth thread. I dare you to find one postht I mad where I sthaid any thing negative about her.
 
2008-01-04 12:13:59 PM  
According to Snarkfest (another celebrity board), one of her kids has gone to the hospital covered in bruises. And Spears is expected to be charged with evading those depositions that she has been missing.

She's lost the kids, y'all!
 
2008-01-04 12:14:00 PM  
ekdikeo4: Gordon Bennett: I'll second this, except it won't be on her own vomit.

It's not like you can .. dust.. for vomit.


A Spinal Tap quote in all of this?!? You have made my day.
 
2008-01-04 12:14:01 PM  
Sunny Ray:
What kind of Twisted World do you live in? I am basically the only person on this thread not wishing ill-will or death upon a person and the loss of a parent to a child and you are most concerned with getting a rise out of me? Very sad is all i can say.



LOL!

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2008-01-04 12:15:31 PM  
Sunny Ray:Not near enough for us to Tuck our Tales and run

Yeah, we definitely shouldn't tuck our stories.
 
2008-01-04 12:18:36 PM  
Update from thisislondon.uk in a new wind/tab, with lots of pics
 
2008-01-04 12:19:23 PM  
Sunny Ray: What kind of Twisted World do you live in? I am basically the only person on this thread not wishing ill-will or death upon a person and the loss of a parent to a child and you are most concerned with getting a rise out of me? Very sad is all i can say.

I live in a world where we have this thing called personal responsibility. You see, one's actions have these things called consequences.

Now, some of her problems could be laid at the door of the parents who raised her. However she is now a grown up (physically anyhow) and her problems are her responsibility. She has shown NO intent, nor any effort, to change her ways. The children should be removed and she should go to jail then rehab.

If, in the future, she shows ANY FARKING ABILITY at leading a healthy life then she should get some visitation rights.

/Think of the children man.
 
2008-01-04 12:21:06 PM  
Polar Bear Cub

Are you serious? You're arguing with Sunny Ray and you think HE needs to be welcomed to Fark?

/I keep thinking "Ok, he's going to have to give it up, eventually everyone will be wise to it" but no, idiots keep arguing with him.
//I was an idiot for a few months too
 
2008-01-04 12:21:49 PM  
img.dailymail.co.uk

Now those are some crazy eyes!

Why soooooooo serious?
 
2008-01-04 12:22:27 PM  
Sunny Ray: when the life of one our most Beloved Entertainers is Hanging in the Balance.

And, if I may add, +eleventy billion points for capitalizing (out of respect, naturally) Beloved Entertainers

/Sunny Ray fan club President
 
2008-01-04 12:23:45 PM  
Looks like someone is getting an early start for the 2008 train wreck of the year trophy.
 
2008-01-04 12:23:47 PM  
mofomisfit: Polar Bear Cub

Are you serious? You're arguing with Sunny Ray and you think HE needs to be welcomed to Fark?

/I keep thinking "Ok, he's going to have to give it up, eventually everyone will be wise to it" but no, idiots keep arguing with him.
//I was an idiot for a few months too


FYI there is a marked difference between aruging and snarking.
 
2008-01-04 12:24:16 PM  
Sunny Ray wins at FARK this Friday.

If I had $5 I would sponsor.
 
2008-01-04 12:25:29 PM  
1. Don't feed trolls
2. Don't troll
 
2008-01-04 12:25:58 PM  
Jakevol2

True, and looking back it seems he's in on it, actually. There are people here who aren't though, so they can apply my comment to themselves.
 
2008-01-04 12:26:30 PM  
HidelyHeaux: Sunny Ray: when the life of one our most Beloved Entertainers is Hanging in the Balance.

And, if I may add, +eleventy billion points for capitalizing (out of respect, naturally) Beloved Entertainers

/Sunny Ray fan club President


Where Can i sign Up?
 
2008-01-04 12:27:33 PM  
Jakevol2: Now those are some crazy eyes!

Agree... I also noticed that her chest/shoulders are flaming red. From the restraints, or from being on several different substances?
 
2008-01-04 12:28:03 PM  
mofomisfit: Are you serious? You're arguing with Sunny Ray and you think HE needs to be welcomed to Fark?

/I keep thinking "Ok, he's going to have to give it up, eventually everyone will be wise to it" but no, idiots keep arguing with him.
//I was an idiot for a few months too


I fell for it, then I remembered all the trolling I'd seen him do before and I stopped.
 
2008-01-04 12:29:51 PM  
So she was rushed to Cedar Sinai. If I'd pulled this kind of shiat, the cops would have dragged me out back and taken turns billy clubbing, pepper spraying, and tazing me before checking me into the clinic at the county jail for "self-inflicted wounds."
 
2008-01-04 12:32:15 PM  
Wow...
In this image, it looks like she's naked and has her ankles tied down to the stretcher.

Fantasy comes true! Thanks Fark!

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2008-01-04 12:32:50 PM  
mofomisfit: Are you serious? You're arguing with Sunny Ray and you think HE needs to be welcomed to Fark?

/I keep thinking "Ok, he's going to have to give it up, eventually everyone will be wise to it" but no, idiots keep arguing with him.
//I was an idiot for a few months too


Me? I'm bored.

/I find him pretty amusing too.
 
2008-01-04 12:33:07 PM  
Dr. Shaft:
Where Can i sign Up?


Why, thank you for asking!
You can sign up right here! (to subscribe to my newsletter, send $11.00 to me via PayPal.)

you can be Vice President!


/hearts SunnyRay (thinks he's really Jimmy Carter, he spreads wisdom and happiness where ever he goes)
 
2008-01-04 12:35:09 PM  
Baz the Spaz: Wow...
In this image, it looks like she's naked and has her ankles tied down to the stretcher.

Fantasy comes true! Thanks Fark!


Dear diary: Jackpot!
 
2008-01-04 12:35:54 PM  
dudemanbro: She likes to play with poop. I knew some people that had to clean it up in her dressing room. She's a fecalphile.

I heard the same thing from a guy whos wife cleans rooms at the opryland hotel.
 
2008-01-04 12:37:12 PM  
Migaloo: It's such a terrible crisis, This may cause her to loose lose New Hampshire too.

//Sorry, wrong attention slut.


/sorry not a pet peeve at all
//Britney thread reverse-Rotsky
 
2008-01-04 12:39:05 PM  
Let me pull out my tinfoil hat for a second.

Do you suppose GW has Britney on his speed dial and after last nights Iowa Caucaus results he felt prudent to call her and make a spectacle of herself so as to turn the country's attention away from the results? I mean for both parties the results seemed to be a call for resounding change in this country.
 
2008-01-04 12:40:01 PM  
mofomisfit Polar Bear Cub
Are you serious? You're arguing with Sunny Ray and you think HE needs to be welcomed to Fark?
/I keep thinking "Ok, he's going to have to give it up, eventually everyone will be wise to it" but no, idiots keep arguing with him.
//I was an idiot for a few months too


Jakevol2:
FYI there is a marked difference between aruging and snarking.


Thank you :) Half the fun of Fark is snarking at the trolls.But on mofomisfits behalf perhaps he got confused. Most of my posts making fun of Sunny Ray have been removed :( The welcome banner was in response a rise we got out of him earlier.

Oh well..back to making fun of Britney Spears
 
2008-01-04 12:40:14 PM  
I can't believe i read this whole thread. So many things i wanted to say but i think they were all hit on in this one. GG Britney

Bye the time i finish reading all of this i was in tear some for the comment were spot on.
 
2008-01-04 12:40:47 PM  
I'm tired of news about Gimme Whore. Can we send her back to the South where she belongs?
 
2008-01-04 12:40:49 PM  
....People still fall for Sunny Ray? Lurk more?

/I still *heart* you Sunny Ray, you goddamn rockstar.
//Cute profile pic.
 
2008-01-04 12:43:53 PM  
Oops...no they haven't been removed. Damn refresh button :(

In the spirit of goodwill then.


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