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2008-01-04 10:47:26 AM
From a fan site: When Britney was a child, she used to lock herself in the bathroom and sing to her dolls.

From an entertainment blog: Police and Paramedics were called to Britney's Beverly Hills home around 7:30pm tonight, where Britney allegedly locked herself in a bathroom with her two sons, refusing to hand the kids over to Kevin's bodyguards.

Probably in there lip-syncing to them.
 
2008-01-04 10:51:41 AM
hetheeme: My vote is for "Choked on her own vomit"

HOWEVER
it happend....the caddy scholarship is available again. Those who are interested should see Judge Smails.
 
2008-01-04 10:52:07 AM
I get to work, check my email, and when scanning a news sight, I saw the BS headline about this. You know what went through my head?

(It's wrong, really.)

Jim Nabors saying, "sur-priiiise, sur-priiiise, sur-priiiise!!"

That is, not at all surprised.

Sunny Ray: It is truly disheartening to witness such Joy and Glee at the downfall of one of our most important and successful entertainers.

Wha--?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHHAAHhA *gasp* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA...

Dude, lay off the acid, okay?
 
2008-01-04 10:53:19 AM
Massive applause for DaBigDippa's eloquent retort -- free of random capitalizations of words. Start going to class Sunny Ray, and stop fapping to Britney posters and making farkers like DaBigDippa bring school to you.
 
2008-01-04 10:53:53 AM
"sight" should be "site"

Damn, I miss coffee.
 
2008-01-04 10:55:33 AM
We all love trainwrecks as a society. We point and whisper, etc.

After watching the video I got instantly sad and ashamed of myself. How incredibly sad, not only because she has finally lost it, but has to do it in front of the whole world.

I was once in a very dark place like her. Fortunately, I went through it with the support of family and friends. I can't imagine what she may be feeling at this moment in time. The papz are going to drive her to suicide. How fantastic would it be when she finally kills herself.

Seeing how the papz were literally hanging on the ambulance made me sick. And me watching it, makes me no better.

On another note, how nappy and stringy did her hair look?! I can't believe she would ever leave the house looking like that.
 
2008-01-04 10:57:26 AM
Attention Farkers:

If you had January 2008 Britney Spears in your dead pool... you may be lucking out soon
 
2008-01-04 10:57:49 AM
buzzvert: I just hope she was wearing clean underwear.

/oh... wait....


Her underwear was clean, she just wasn't wearing it.
 
2008-01-04 10:57:52 AM
God I love Sunny Ray... he can still get bites after all this time...

/amazing...
 
2008-01-04 10:58:06 AM
Sinn

When you look at her upper torso and then at her foot, it looks like her leg is about 10 feet long! Mutant I say!
 
2008-01-04 10:58:26 AM
img244.imageshack.us

/dont even know where to start other than this
//any time trying to think about what to say wastes a few more minutes of my life
 
2008-01-04 10:59:31 AM
Sunny Ray: Won't someone please think of the kids?

Tada!

Now THAT is a finale!
 
2008-01-04 11:00:04 AM
just finding out about this for the first time, i thought:

"I bet Fox News has a frontpage story/pic about this"

...

Yup.
 
2008-01-04 11:01:04 AM
widefault: Firetini: Yep, Britney seems to have NARCISSISTIC PERSONALITY DISORDER.

Narcissistic personality disorder is a condition characterized by an inflated sense of self-importance, need for admiration, extreme self-involvement, and lack of empathy for others. Individuals with this disorder are usually arrogantly self-assured and confident. They expect to be noticed as superior. Many highly successful individuals might be considered narcissistic.Their social life is often impaired due to problems derived from entitlement, the need for admiration, and the relative disregard for the sensitivities of others. Individuals with this disorder have special difficulties adjusting to growing old and losing their former.

\May the in-patient hospitalization help her realize this.

Britney's a Total Farker?


Perhaps so... but I'd also like to throw in Histrionic Personality Disorder for BS. I don't consider TFers with this disorder...
 
2008-01-04 11:01:33 AM
DaBigDippa
O-M-G Hun, that's Sunny Ray, he's Farks official troll/religious-fundie-freak. You can't take ANYTHING he says seriously. He has NO points worth arguing about....ever.

Sunny Ray
RE your Britney-troll-post. I give it a 5 out of 10 on the troll meter. You forgot to include religion this time

img508.imageshack.us
 
2008-01-04 11:02:42 AM
aycu03.webshots.com
 
2008-01-04 11:02:58 AM
img296.imageshack.us
Wow, kids locked in the bathroom, a mad scene at her house and she looks happy as a pig in shiat.
Court ordered womb-removal should be in order.
 
2008-01-04 11:04:40 AM
oblingatory
I LOL'd

/yep I did
//now I feel bad and its your fault
///damn you!! *waves tiny fist*
 
2008-01-04 11:05:18 AM
Uakronkid: She's been pink-slipped. 72-hour mental eval against her will.

Call me a cynic, but I don't believe there is such a thing as "against her will" for a person with the money she has.

r.

/the concept, it is meaningless
//incidentally, i'm listening to "Coffee Dalek" by Lloydnoise on Pandora. It's glitch-a-riffic!
 
2008-01-04 11:05:46 AM
anarchist: From a fan site: When Britney was a child, she used to lock herself in the bathroom and sing to her dolls.

i95.photobucket.com

 
2008-01-04 11:07:45 AM
fancyjamtime: Ed Grubermann

That's not a very Christian thing to say, is it?

The Christian thing to say would be "Happy those who seize your children and smash them against a rock." Psalms 137:9


Nice sniping of the Bible, but that's Old Testament and out of context.

Keep trying I guess.
 
2008-01-04 11:07:46 AM
FTUA: Officer Jason Lee of the Los Angeles Police Department

imagecache2.allposters.com

/isn't that his name?
 
2008-01-04 11:07:54 AM
Give me, give me, give me...

/MORE DRUGS!
 
2008-01-04 11:09:43 AM
FarmRaisedWinglessQuailtard: /dont even know where to start other than this
//any time trying to think about what to say wastes a few more minutes of my life


Wow! That trainwreck was so bad, it turned the letters backwards.
 
2008-01-04 11:10:34 AM
Jack31081: just finding out about this for the first time, i thought:

"I bet Fox News has a frontpage story/pic about this"

...

Yup.


Why are you complaining, it's obviously whay YOU wanted and they're just giving it to you.
 
2008-01-04 11:11:20 AM
cazman: This chick has a helluva publicist

Yeah, she'll go through a while more of this wild chick stuff (assuming she don't croak) then get all clean and sober and start making anti-drug/anti-drinking PSAs, find a cause like Angelina Jolie, hours of videos showing her all toned and fit and playing with her kids will be all over entertainment tonight and in two years all the news stories will be about how she "turned her life around".

I'd rather see a "Where are they now?" segment with her starring in infomercials for kitchen gadgets and diet pills at 2 AM on QVC.
 
2008-01-04 11:11:43 AM
Sunny Ray: Maybe. Britney has entertained millions more ...than Miles Davis ever did.

Yes but that is only since her total meltdown. Before that, she was just showing tweens how to be a whore


/how many Americans were killed in Iraq and Afghanistan this week?
 
2008-01-04 11:12:01 AM
fancyjamtime: The Christian thing to say would be "Happy those who seize your children and smash them against a rock." Psalms 137:9

Actually, that's the Old Testamaent, so it would be closer to ascribe it to Judaism. Also, it was the last line of a psalm describing a musician from Israel who had been captured by Babylon and his captors wanted him to play one of their sacred songs. He prayed that he would lose his skill of hand and tongue if he did not glorify Jerusalem always. And the last 2 lines are a prayer for the destruction of Jerusalem's old enemies, Edom and Babylon. It is essentially a prayer for the destruction, rape, and ruin that Edom and Babylon had visited upon Jerusalem to be be visited upon them in return along the Old Testament belief of "an eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth." Btw, that was actually a moral code designed to keep people from killing someone for stepping on your toe of punching you in the face. If someone plucked out your eye, then you returned the favor by taking their eye, not their life. Of course, it was Jesus' Sermon on the Mount that really describes the change from the Old Testament to the idea of turning the other cheek and blessing those who hate you.

Psalm 137 in its entirety:
[1] By the rivers of Babylon, there we sat down,
and there we wept when we remembered Zion.

[2] On the willows there we hung up our harps.

[3] For there our captors asked us for words of song,
and our tormentors, for mirth:
"Sing to us from the songs of Zion!"

[4] How could we sing the song of the LORD on an alien land?

[5] If I forget thee, O Jerusalem, may my right hand forget its skill,

[6] May my tongue cling to the roof of my mouth
if I do not remember you,
if I do not set Jerusalem above my highest joy.

[7] Remember, O LORD, against the sons of Edom
the day of Jerusalem's fall, those who said:
"Tear it down! Tear it down to its foundation!"

[8] O daughter of Babylon that will be devastated:
Fortunate is the man who repays you what you have done to us;

[9] Fortunate is the man who will seize and dash
your little ones against the rock!
 
2008-01-04 11:12:58 AM
Sunny Ray: Won't someone please think of the kids?

We let you in here every day don't we? We did our part for the kids.
 
2008-01-04 11:13:08 AM
Sunny = Whoopty

/you never see them together
 
2008-01-04 11:14:06 AM
Sunny Ray: Obviously, we got off on the wrong foot together and we have been both reduced to perpetrating personal insults, when the life of one our most Beloved Entertainers is Hanging in the Balance. For my part, I apologize. For Britney's sake, I ask that you and most other Farkers forgo your irrational hatred of her and pray and think good thoughts for her speedy recovery. Please do this for the sake of her children. K-Fed is about to blow-up huge in the entertainment industry and the children will need the distracted attention of their two parents more than ever in the future. Won't someone please think of the kids?

A few notes:

1. Britney isn't one of our most beloved entertainers.
2. At this point, she is merely "entertaining" because of the disaster she has allowed her life to become. The state of her life is similar to passing an accident on the highway - you slow down and stare, and you may feel bad and hope that everyone is OK, but a mile down the road, you've forgotten about it.
3. I don't have an irrational hatred towards her (or any level or hatred for that matter). If she didn't call attention to herself, I wouldn't comment on it.
4. It's really sad that the general public cares more abotu the kids than the mother does.
 
2008-01-04 11:14:23 AM
the only reason i read these threads is sunny ray. _way_ better than all you other dipshiats that think you're in any way, shape or form original and entertaining.

well done.
 
2008-01-04 11:14:33 AM
HartRend: Damnit, why must the country I live in be such a piece of shiat.

Which country might that be?

/never hurts to be specific
 
2008-01-04 11:15:33 AM
kliq: meekychuppet: I don't think there is any shame in showing an interest in the life of a celebrity when it's this funny.

Yes it is. I took a little vacation a few weeks ago and being away from the news for a few days, flipped on the news. Every single channel was showing Jaimie-Lynn Spears being pregnant. I didn't even know there WAS another Spears. Pakistan is in flames, the Darfur genocide rages on, but we care about some celebrity's sister's sex life. When I get home I saw that Fark's thread about said event went infinite. Unbelievable. If you're a media outlet and you report this shiat you deserve a special place in Hell for polluting our culture.

/rant off
//having trouble sleeping


Darfur and Pakistan aren't new. We expect them to be in flames or in a genocide.

Similarly, we expect a Spears to be involved in a train wreck, so there's really no justification for that coverage, although it was a different Spears this time.
 
2008-01-04 11:16:05 AM
hdhale: fancyjamtime: Ed Grubermann

That's not a very Christian thing to say, is it?

The Christian thing to say would be "Happy those who seize your children and smash them against a rock." Psalms 137:9

Nice sniping of the Bible, but that's Old Testament and out of context.


This is always the xstain response to someone pointing out the truly vicious roots of their religion: "That's Old Testament!"

If the OT is no longer valid, why do you keep in in buy-bull?

Aren't those Ten Commandments you want slathered all over public buildings in the OT? Since they are "OT" and no longer valid, I guess we can go out and steal, lie and commit adultery

/which is great news for politicians
 
2008-01-04 11:16:15 AM
nopokerface: I like that it's now impossible to know what anyone actually thinks about the situation anymore based on what they post.

I don't believe you.
 
2008-01-04 11:18:44 AM
www.acc.umu.se

confidential to sunny ray
 
2008-01-04 11:18:52 AM
RockIsDead, someone should add that photo of Terry Schiavo next to that one of Britney and the EMT.
Too similar in the facial expressions- lol

/too early for popcorn here in Cali
//'popwreck' made me laugh
 
2008-01-04 11:19:16 AM
Officer Jason Lee of the Los Angeles Police Department told City News Service that Spears appeared to be under the influence of an unknown substance.

img159.imageshack.us

I was out abiding laws today, and I stumbled upon this badge...
 
2008-01-04 11:20:15 AM
LlamaGirl: Open Mouth Insert Foot: I just want to go on record and say that I love how you use David Bowie as your basis of comparison for defining important celebrities, and I mean that sincerely. You and this thread have much in common, in that you are both full of win.


I mean come on, even if you didn't know who he was, you can see how important he is just from that bulge in his pants!

Thank you.
Besides the bulge, which is fantastic, Bowie has done miles for music. MILES I SAY!

/dance magic


He also figured out how to make clones in the Prestige, which is no small feat either...
 
2008-01-04 11:21:17 AM
Wigwam For a Goose's Bridle: Baggins: Well, that's it for the feed, back to trying to wash away the taste of hooker spit with ice cold beer, just never seems to fade though.....

You kissed a hooker?

Did you notice Sinn, that she has her foot restrained? A person has to be acting pretty agressively to have that happen. And is she naked under that towel?

That girls a mess. Makes my ex look like mother teresa.


They tied her to the gurney with a bedsheet? WTF? You know, Posey makes an entire line to shiat for exactly this purpose. It's slightly more advanced than tearing a bedsheet and wrapping it around a piece of foam.

\Not that much more advanced, but still.
 
2008-01-04 11:22:08 AM
Sunny Ray: Thank-you for taking the time and bandwith to not argue with me. Funny.

NP :) Time is of no consequence to me when it comes to posting that pic just for you my dear ;)

/you bite at that balls pic everytime
//you like?
 
2008-01-04 11:28:12 AM
zn0k: the only reason i read these threads is sunny ray. _way_ better than all you other dipshiats that think you're in any way, shape or form original and entertaining.

well done.


THIS!

Rock on Sunny Ray, rock on!
 
2008-01-04 11:28:31 AM
I feel like this is the time for me to introduce my friend - Kung Fu Kitty.

farm3.static.flickr.com
 
2008-01-04 11:30:03 AM
SwingingJohnson: That EMT guy really embraces his receding hairline. Kind of a cool style.

o_O

It's like a crop circle.
 
2008-01-04 11:30:53 AM
Damn me for going to bed too early last night.

/just came into this when getting my coffee
 
2008-01-04 11:35:47 AM
To all of you still wriggling at the end of Sunny Ray's line, this quote from him should make you all spit the hook out:
K-Fed is about to blow-up huge in the entertainment industry...
Now, c'mon, if that doesn't confirm the troll-fu, nothing does.
 
2008-01-04 11:41:14 AM
karasoth:

Attention Farkers:

If you had January 2008 Britney Spears in your dead pool... you may be lucking out soon


One can only hope.
 
2008-01-04 11:42:11 AM
beerrun: To all of you still wriggling at the end of Sunny Ray's line, this quote from him should make you all spit the hook out:
K-Fed is about to blow-up huge in the entertainment industry...
Now, c'mon, if that doesn't confirm the troll-fu, nothing does.


I am quite aware of his troll status. But it's fun to tease the slow and stupid.
 
2008-01-04 11:42:25 AM
i44.photobucket.com
 
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