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(Gulfnews.com)   Bird flu kills three hundred Ducs in Vietnam. If you got that joke, you are officially old   (gulfnews.com) divider line 42
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2008-01-03 08:52:14 PM
I love the smell of a massacre in the morning
 
2008-01-03 09:00:17 PM
I got the joke and I'm 27.

That's how I roll...or something.
 
2008-01-03 09:05:41 PM
I got it.

www.turbofark.com
 
2008-01-04 12:04:31 AM
Only 22 and I (think) I got it.

img125.imageshack.us

/helps having recently taken a Vietnam War course.
 
2008-01-04 12:04:32 AM
This will not look good on a resume!
 
2008-01-04 12:05:45 AM
I am not saying I'm not old, but there is a Duc's Bistro in Honolulu owned a Vietnamese named Duc that is pretty damn good
 
2008-01-04 12:07:21 AM
Well... well... damn you all to hell, subby.

/shakes cane in anger
 
2008-01-04 12:09:33 AM
"Last month, the H5N1 bird flu virus killed a four-year-old boy from an ethnic minority group in the northern province of Son La"

Was I the only one who read that and though hate crime?
 
2008-01-04 12:09:54 AM
I didn't get it.
Woohoo! I'm young!
 
2008-01-04 12:12:33 AM
images.amazon.com

If you get that joke you are officially old AND clever.
 
2008-01-04 12:17:31 AM
i27.photobucket.com

...or something.
 
2008-01-04 12:26:43 AM
Should have stopped after the first sentence.

/Chins, phone book...
 
2008-01-04 12:27:25 AM
Leskay: If you get that joke you are officially old AND clever.

Pfft, I'm 23 and I know full well the character played by the illustrious Gedde Watanabe.

I guess that makes me old, young, clever, and ...a waste of a human being.

Ahh, misspent youth.
 
2008-01-04 12:28:27 AM
www1.istockphoto.com

That's what the ducs get for not staying OFF MY LAWN!
 
2008-01-04 12:28:54 AM
Subby

You Nguyễn the prize
 
2008-01-04 12:29:41 AM
Leskay: If you get that joke you are officially old AND clever.

21 and knew it. And I'm definitely not clever
 
2008-01-04 12:30:08 AM
I'm not old, I'm just uninformed!

/didn't get it
 
2008-01-04 12:38:43 AM
Approves

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2008-01-04 12:43:54 AM
DUKW?
 
2008-01-04 12:46:07 AM
I used to run a mexican restaraunt, and had a tiny... TINY little vietnamese man working for me with the name Hung Duc. I not only got the joke that fast, but spewed Diet Coke all over the puter here...

Jeeeeeeezus that was hilarious...
 
2008-01-04 12:47:14 AM
And Bush told me that we want Chinese imported poultry here to lower the price at the market. Admit it. We do.
 
2008-01-04 12:48:39 AM
I'm only 18 and I get it.

/suck it, kids these days
 
2008-01-04 01:09:20 AM
OK, clever and have a LONG farkING DONG. How'z that?
 
2008-01-04 01:41:08 AM
Calvin Coolidge,

So is your professor teaching you the fact this so called monk was a Lieutenant Colonel in the North Vietnamese regular army? Yeah he and a couple of his true believer buddies thought they could deeply affect the outcome by playing up the buddhist self immolation supreme act when in fact it was an act of propaganda intended to turn off the American public.

But yeah sure. Suk Muk Dik. Phuc Hu. Whatever.
 
2008-01-04 02:03:37 AM
Im 22 and I got it too...
 
2008-01-04 02:05:13 AM
Does it actually matter that the monk was VC?
Seriously?
 
2008-01-04 02:07:19 AM
sandinista!: Does it actually matter that the monk was VC?
Seriously?


Very Crispy??
 
2008-01-04 02:28:51 AM
Okay, was he VC or NVA?

shiat, people, he burned himself to death for his beliefs!
 
2008-01-04 02:32:38 AM
I must be officially TOO old to get that.

/After my time
 
2008-01-04 02:38:32 AM
Burnt Duc is bad for the Phat Phuc.
 
2008-01-04 02:55:53 AM
Yeah, I got it. Yeah, I'm old.

img.photobucket.com
 
2008-01-04 03:53:09 AM
Softens_hands_while_you_do_the_dishes: So is your professor teaching you the fact this so called monk was a Lieutenant Colonel in the North Vietnamese regular army? Yeah he and a couple of his true believer buddies thought they could deeply affect the outcome by playing up the buddhist self immolation supreme act when in fact it was an act of propaganda intended to turn off the American public.

Clearly, though, their cunning plan backfired. Right?

Right?

/idiot ...
 
2008-01-04 05:24:52 AM
20 and got it, knew of it since high school. Now if you actually knew of it as part of the daily news, then officially old are you.
 
2008-01-04 06:01:18 AM
Well I don't get it and I'm not young so, uh ... what was I talking about?
 
2008-01-04 07:59:36 AM
Great headline: I LOL...well-played, subby!

-1 for making me feel old
 
2008-01-04 08:36:11 AM
i believe the headline refers to Le Duc Tho, not Long Duc Dong. Since remembering Tho would mean you were around in the stone age.
 
2008-01-04 10:01:45 AM
MinnesotaJack
Subby
You Nguyễn the prize


Dammit! You beat me to it.

Plan B:
This thread is full of Nguyen.
 
2008-01-04 11:29:39 AM
300 ducatis?
 
2008-01-04 12:59:31 PM
Actually, I believe the headline is referring to Thich Quang Duc. He was one of the seven monks that burned themselves on the streets protesting the persecution of Buddhists by South Vietnam's Diem administration.

/ftw?
 
2008-01-04 03:26:35 PM
wahoo I didn't get it.

Is King Leonardis riding a Ducati to a vacation spot in Vietnam?
 
2008-01-04 11:17:24 PM
Does this have something to do with that Xerox thread a couple of months back?
 
2008-01-06 05:27:58 AM
"ViVeriVniversumVivusVici 2008-01-04 03:53:09 AM
Softens_hands_while_you_do_the_dishes: So is your professor teaching you the fact this so called monk was a Lieutenant Colonel in the North Vietnamese regular army? Yeah he and a couple of his true believer buddies thought they could deeply affect the outcome by playing up the buddhist self immolation supreme act when in fact it was an act of propaganda intended to turn off the American public.

Clearly, though, their cunning plan backfired. Right?

Right?

/idiot ..."

No it succeeded because we were truly sheep back in the time before the internet. The MSM took the bait and told us we should feel guilty. It wouldn't have worked today because someone on the web would have gotten to the bottom of it in nano-time. Different world thank God.
 
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