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(LA Times)   Understanding Iowa and its huge, throbbing caucuses and how deep they penetrate as they tear into the flesh of our country, pounding to the beat of our hearts and minds, before this coming, messy, election   (latimes.com) divider line 191
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2008-01-03 02:08:29 PM  
Submitter, you need a cigarette after that?
 
2008-01-03 02:13:02 PM  
Brilliant.
 
2008-01-03 02:26:08 PM  
For the love of God, submitter, DON'T STOP!
 
2008-01-03 02:39:49 PM  
Chariset: For the love of God, submitter, DON'T STOP!

I'll be in my bunk.
 
2008-01-03 03:11:03 PM  
Quick, Robin, the eyebleach!
 
2008-01-03 03:11:34 PM  
I needed that.
 
2008-01-03 03:11:35 PM  
Dear Penthouse Forums ...
 
2008-01-03 03:12:15 PM  
seems like a good time to make a corn joke, but I'm too lazy.
 
2008-01-03 03:12:30 PM  
Ha HA! Intercourse.
 
2008-01-03 03:13:04 PM  
I need a cigarette after that
 
2008-01-03 03:13:04 PM  
I feel spent.
 
2008-01-03 03:13:25 PM  
He said caucus.
 
2008-01-03 03:13:32 PM  
I bow before thee, submitter...no way I could have come up with such a great caucus headline.

That said, I'm really genuinely curious -- where are all the Ron Paul threads today? I thought there'd be at least one really good Paul flame war on the first actual voting day of the season...
 
2008-01-03 03:13:41 PM  
*wipes hand on pants*

Please, continue....
 
2008-01-03 03:13:53 PM  
Now that's the kind of election coverage I would actually tune in to.
 
2008-01-03 03:14:14 PM  
I don't know what any of that means but I'm totally spent.
 
2008-01-03 03:15:06 PM  
Ron Paul Wins!!!
 
2008-01-03 03:15:33 PM  
schnarff: That said, I'm really genuinely curious -- where are all the Ron Paul threads today? I thought there'd be at least one really good Paul flame war on the first actual voting day of the season...

Caucuses != Online Polls

Paulites know the end is near, but they don't want to draw attention to that fact.
 
2008-01-03 03:16:01 PM  
we're all farkin' screwed

\can't believe I was the first to say it
\\slahies rock!!!!111!
 
2008-01-03 03:16:07 PM  
Like it really matters who wins. Good luck with your fair and balanced, electronic voting fraud, USA.
 
2008-01-03 03:16:20 PM  
Bravo, smitty. Way to sex up Iowa!
 
2008-01-03 03:16:34 PM  
That's what she said.
 
2008-01-03 03:16:38 PM  
Staypuft_Mushmallow_Manz: seems like a good time to make a corn joke, but I'm too lazy.

Just work in a reference to cornography.
 
2008-01-03 03:16:38 PM  
Caucus! Because its the Iowa thing to do!

Actually, its the only thing to do in Iowa in January.

/Caucusing democrat
//For Obama
///Slashies!
 
2008-01-03 03:16:39 PM  
Was the headline good for you?
 
2008-01-03 03:16:49 PM  
Filibuster?

I hardly know her.
 
2008-01-03 03:16:59 PM  
Mmmmm....corn.....
 
2008-01-03 03:17:11 PM  
Well now I have an election.
 
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2008-01-03 03:17:20 PM  
hope that Bettendorff caucus isn't contagious...
 
2008-01-03 03:17:28 PM  
oops, slashies!!

\pet peeve
\\curse you, "don't preview before post"!!
 
2008-01-03 03:17:35 PM  
I can't wait for the dirty campaign speeches!
 
2008-01-03 03:17:47 PM  
Tear into the flesh? You're doing it wrong. Or maybe right....
 
2008-01-03 03:18:11 PM  
schnarff: I bow before thee, submitter...no way I could have come up with such a great caucus headline.

That said, I'm really genuinely curious -- where are all the Ron Paul threads today? I thought there'd be at least one really good Paul flame war on the first actual voting day of the season...


HEY LOOK JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO STUPID TO UNDERSTAND RON PAUL AND HIS FOREIGN POLICY OBJECTIVES, DOESN'T GIVE YOU A RIGHT TO BASH HIM AND HIS SUPPORTERS....

/narps
 
2008-01-03 03:18:17 PM  
oh my god oh my god oh my god!

I'm gettin out my vote.

And showin' it to girls on the subway...
 
2008-01-03 03:18:24 PM  
img218.imageshack.us
 
2008-01-03 03:18:27 PM  
Nicely done. +1
 
2008-01-03 03:18:36 PM  
Am i the only one who feels that the candidates have been running for close to a year now, and I still dont know their stand on any number of issues. I realized why watching the news that all they report on is position on the polls. The only actual statments we get from anyone is fluff about hope and change, or the occasional slander, none of which tells me what you will do for me once your president.
 
2008-01-03 03:18:49 PM  
Cyborg77: Well now I have an election.

hahaaha
 
2008-01-03 03:18:56 PM  
Somebody cut off the "Penis."
 
2008-01-03 03:19:07 PM  
swahnhennessy: Staypuft_Mushmallow_Manz: seems like a good time to make a corn joke, but I'm too lazy.

Just work in a reference to cornography.


A new comedian is corn every day.
 
2008-01-03 03:19:21 PM  
FTFA: A caucus can be held in a community center, a fire station, a library conference room or somebody's living room.
 
2008-01-03 03:19:21 PM  
Never, he is the only person that would actually uphold the oath of office.

It is amazing that the rest of the field sucks man hole. I was hoping for there to be more than one person that I would not have to send into the Lesser of Two Evils corner.
 
2008-01-03 03:19:34 PM  
droogmilk
Ha HA! Intercourse.

technabob.com
 
2008-01-03 03:20:27 PM  
That's it. I want a Hillary one after that headline. Disturbingly well-played, submitter Clinton spread in Penthouse RIGHT NOW...

I quit smoking for the new year, but I'll have.
 
2008-01-03 03:20:43 PM  
Understanding Iowa and its huge, throbbing caucuses and how deep they penetrate as they tear into the flesh of our country, pounding to the beat of our hearts and minds, before this coming, messy, election

.... and then Hillary will have to pretend not to be dissapointed.

/Shes faking it
 
2008-01-03 03:20:53 PM  
Here is the unpopular thought for the day.

There is only one way the Democrats can lose this upcoming election. And that would be to put up someone that can't win.
So what do they do? They put up 2 people that can NEVER win this election.

In MY personal opinion, either one is FAR more qualified than Bush. But the idiots in the square states will NEVER vote for anything but a white Christian man.

The country just isn't ready for that.

It's a shame. Because it's true.
 
2008-01-03 03:21:24 PM  
Mmmm, and it looks like the woman might be on top! Well done submitter. It is truly a shame that we don't have two women running so we could work up a little cumming in second, all thought I guess one of the guys could take that one on. Is Larry Craig running for anything?
 
2008-01-03 03:21:44 PM  
Damn...all riled and mixed my post all up...

Still...Hillary, Penthouse, smoking a cigarette.
 
2008-01-03 03:22:57 PM  
I'll be in the corner, mandering my jerry.
 
2008-01-03 03:22:58 PM  
Poopspasm: Paulites know the end is near, but they don't want to draw attention to that fact.

I live in a doesn't-farking-matter state that comes too late to count. There are no campaign signs around or anything like that. This weekend, a bunch of Ron Paul signs went up all over town. The catch? They weren't on private property. They were on poles for power lines, poles for street lights, etc. It was basically vandalism. It's not a sudden surge in Paul supporters - it's a couple idiots with nothing better to do.

And that's who they are.
 
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