FTFA: He talks about her humanity, how she spent a year longer than necessary in law school so she could learn how to draft legislation to help children in need.

Oh, A_D, you rapscallion, you. I bet you couldn't go more than 24 hours (not including trolling timeouts) without badmouthing Clinton.

Because People in power are Stupid:

Let the mindless Hillary bashing begin.

Don't mind if I do.

Not so much her human side
As it is a human hide
That she'll slip into and wear
When the cameras come to bear



Hilary Raxacoricofallapatorian Clinton

Afternoon_Delight
FTFA: He talks about her humanity, how she spent a year longer than necessary in law school so she could learn how to draft legislation to help children in need.

Tender, succulent children.

chichichichichahchahchahcha

FTFA: He talks about her humanity, how she spent a year longer than necessary in law school so she could learn how to draft legislation to help children in need because she's a stupid whore.

/makes more sense

"New Year's morning I got ready to go out and campaign, and Hillary looked at me and said, 'You know for the first time in all these years we've been together I am absolutely certain that you do love me.'

Sounds like a rock solid marriage to me.

I believe Hillary acted as an enabler for what is wrong with the country right now; Patriot Act and Use of Weapons in Iraq come to mind. To let presidential signing statements begin and continue nary a whimper is the third. She will not get my vote.

obama

If we can't relentlessly mock our politicians, who can we mock?

I think Laura Bush is just as qualified to be the next president as Hillary.

He should have said he saw her rescue a kitten from a burning building while curing cancer.

Former president Clinton provides glimpse at wife's human side, as opposed to her bionic, crime-fighting side

At least it wasn't a glimpse of her backside.

Maybe at the time she figured she would'nt ever have any children of her own, due to her looks and she wanted to help out other kids. It was either that or end up being the crazy lady with 500 cats

tuna fingers: I believe Hillary acted as an enabler for what is wrong with the country right now; Patriot Act and Use of Weapons in Iraq come to mind. To let presidential signing statements begin and continue nary a whimper is the third. She will not get my vote.

It's not her fault, though. The dumbest man who ever walked the earth tricked her into it. Then he played on our fears.

Savian: "New Year's morning I got ready to go out and campaign, and Hillary looked at me and said, 'You know for the first time in all these years we've been together I am absolutely certain that you do love me.'

Sounds like a rock solid marriage to me.

THAT statement says a lot about the phoniness of them both. No wonder there wasn't a pile of Bill's shiat on the White House lawn after the Lewinsky shiat. According to him, ahe never really thought he gave a rat's ass about her in the first place, so she wasn't really surprised.

Wow.

Doctor Whom: At least it wasn't a glimpse of her backside.

This

I hope she gets the nomination and then loses the election. I think there's a real good chance of having a hostage situation if she loses. Seeing her all crazy-eyed holding a gun to a campaign staffer's head on CNN would really make my day.

I like the Hillster... and I've always used "chichichichichahchahchahcha" as a term of deep and uncontrollable lust.

thisisntnamtherearerules

You forgot to say pick a winner!

SnakeLee: I don't know what it is about her that people dislike so much.

Really? No way.

Shostie: tuna fingers: To let presidential signing statements begin

Signing statements have been around for years and years before Bush. This administration just abuses them.

There, I just learned something today.

I don't have a vehement hatred for the woman, but how can anyone vote for her after how she acted during the buildup to the Iraq war? She was in lockstep with the administration the whole time. Her defense of, "gee, I had no idea Bush was really going to do it..." is simply ludicrous. A farking blind, deaf, and dumb 5 year-old could have seen that Bush was preparing to invade Iraq no matter what.

Anyone that susceptible to mindless patriotic fervor shouldn't be president.

/plus, political dynasties suck
//thought we didn't like the royal family crap over here

Billygoat Gruff: Maybe at the time she figured she would'nt ever have any children of her own, due to her looks and she wanted to help out other kids. It was either that or end up being the crazy lady with 500 cats

Besides the grammar mistakes, that is an insightful post. I concur with your views.

Or in other words, THIS.

Not from the States so having a hard time understanding why the Clintons are percieved as being so bad - particularily in light of the current administration. Or is this still about the whole bowjob thing?

tekjansen: A farking blind, deaf, and dumb 5 year-old could have seen that Bush was preparing to invade Iraq no matter what.

Anyone that susceptible to mindless patriotic fervor shouldn't be president.


Of course they knew what he was doing, but the saber rattling going on at the time meant that doing the right thing and voting against war would hurt them politically. It had nothing to do with patriotism.

I'm terrified of that woman and I really don't know why.

Am I the only one who thinks Edwards is going to win in Iowa today (Clinton coming in a distant 3rd...)?

Re-occupied: Not from the States so having a hard time understanding why the Clintons are percieved as being so bad - particularily in light of the current administration. Or is this still about the whole bowjob thing?

Maybe it's because she's an elitist condescending biatch.

BrianJLG: Am I the only one who thinks Edwards is going to win in Iowa today (Clinton coming in a distant 3rd...)?

No you are not.

Is he going to imitate her "O" face for us?

/With sound effects even?

tekjansen: I don't have a vehement hatred for the woman, but how can anyone vote for her after how she acted during the buildup to the Iraq war? She was in lockstep with the administration the whole time. Her defense of, "gee, I had no idea Bush was really going to do it..." is simply ludicrous. A farking blind, deaf, and dumb 5 year-old could have seen that Bush was preparing to invade Iraq no matter what.

Anyone that susceptible to mindless patriotic fervor shouldn't be president.

/plus, political dynasties suck
//thought we didn't like the royal family crap over here

Agreed. Back then, the people who I converse with on matters such as politics were completely dismayed with the underlying hatred disguised as patriotism. It was the most disgusting reversal of national attitude I'd ever witnessed. We went from "9-11, never forget" to "glass parking lot" (of a country not even involved pray tell) due to the fearmongering of our leadership. Hillary's voting record is for all to see. She was part of the problem, she was not leading. This part of her history is inexcusable.

Re-occupied: Not from the States so having a hard time understanding why the Clintons are percieved as being so bad - particularily in light of the current administration. Or is this still about the whole bowjob thing?

Pretty much.

mandyer: I'm terrified of that woman and I really don't know why.

I thought Bill WAS her human side...

Ok, lets hurry up and trash the woman. Good. Nice head start. Hillary sucks, she is a robot, frigid, ambitious, cruel, blah blah, a woman...blah blah...DONE

ok next.... the black guy is inexperienced, and he's black...DONE

on the other side....

oh noes!!!111!! he's a mormon, i think its a cult or something, not good and pure like catholocism and southern baptists...DONE

oh noes!!!!111!! he's fat and white and from the south, he must be a racist moron....and hes a hick, and hes going to make you carry guns and string up minorties...DONE



FINALLY....


Here comes the savior !!!!!! After all of the above have been trashed, our great nation will be saved by a white billionaire from New York, who will win the election by spending 75,000 times more than the average american makes in a year pre tax.


HOORAY!


GO DEMOCRACY!

USA USA USA USA USA!

Let the mindless Hillary bashing begin.

It's not really stupid. She is a nasty, horrible person in real life, and her public life consists of sticking her finger in the air, taking opinion polls then openly lying to whatever audience she's speaking to saying she believes whatever they believe. Then talking to a group that doesn't believe that thing the next day saying she doesn't believe it either.

That said, the other candidates are all the same way as well. One who dedicates her/his entire life to the acquisition of power is rarely, if ever, a good person by the time she/he is about to achieve her/his ultimate goal.

Just the way it is.