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(USA Today)   If you feel the need to cop a feel on a plane, a cop may feel the need to divert your flight to Pittsburgh   (usatoday.com) divider line 28
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2007-12-31 08:55:31 PM  
Take him ... to.. DETROIT!
 
2007-12-31 08:58:39 PM  
It would really suck to have been a passenger on that plane.

"We're being diverting to Pittsburgh because some guy groped a chick?? What?
 
2007-12-31 08:58:45 PM  
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2007-12-31 08:58:52 PM  
He went to the ACJ?

I bet he got raped.
 
2007-12-31 09:01:24 PM  
So was this a consensual grope, or an Unsolicited Grope On the Boobie? And, diverting the entire flight? Wow.
 
2007-12-31 09:04:23 PM  
Between the lines:

Holland, 46 and a resident at his mother's home in Alexandria, is a WOW 7th Mage and guildmaster. Publicly bemoaning his virginity in 2001, Holland swore he'd one day join the mile-high club......
 
2007-12-31 09:09:41 PM  
Were they going to land somewhere where the Federal Marshal didn't have jurisdiction or at least we don't have extraordinary extradition? And fappomatic, I'm betting he's a lot higher level WOW Mage than that.
 
2007-12-31 09:14:06 PM  
+1
 
2007-12-31 09:18:32 PM  
FTA: Holland was handcuffed by air marshals and taken to an empty seat in another part of the plane, Hresko said.

I call bullshiat. There are no empty seats on airplanes any more.
 
2007-12-31 09:21:16 PM  
Why divert the plane and piss everyone off? Just tie the idiot up and continue on your way....
 
2007-12-31 09:21:26 PM  
Rodeodoc: I call bullshiat. There are no empty seats on airplanes any more.

I see you've never flown to Tulsa International Airport...
 
2007-12-31 09:23:43 PM  
Rodeodoc

FTA: Holland was handcuffed by air marshals and taken to an empty seat in another part of the plane, Hresko said.

I call bullshiat. There are no empty seats on airplanes any more.


I think they locked him in the galley jump seat or the bathroom.
 
2007-12-31 09:31:19 PM  
Wow, Pittsburgh. That's one mean cop.
 
2007-12-31 09:38:31 PM  
Rodeodoc: FTA: Holland was handcuffed by air marshals and taken to an empty seat in another part of the plane, Hresko said.

I call bullshiat. There are no empty seats on airplanes any more.


Especially not if 182 were on board, ftfa.

/It only seats 182 (pops) according to Seatguru.
//here's the diverted flight (poppy)
///and the continuation (opium)
//slashies
 
2007-12-31 09:53:18 PM  
Arthur Jumbles: Why divert the plane and piss everyone off? Just tie the idiot up and continue on your way....

Jurisdictional law?
 
2007-12-31 09:54:43 PM  
Did he cop a feel on a cop? That would be grounds for Pittsburgh.
 
2007-12-31 10:43:32 PM  
"I'm a pilot!....giggity"

www.hollywoodstandups.com
 
2007-12-31 10:53:22 PM  
Were there witnesses?, or is this another case of woman says so, so it must be true. Maybe she consented to it, then got skittish....just sayin'
 
2007-12-31 11:07:19 PM  
This is the stupidest thing I have heard this year.

Diverting a whole flight because some guy was groping?

Bizarre.
 
2007-12-31 11:11:35 PM  
It wouldn't have been so bad if it weren't Pittsburgh.
 
2007-12-31 11:15:47 PM  
Calvin Coolidge: It would really suck to have been a passenger on that plane.

"We're being diverting to Pittsburgh because some guy groped a chick?? What?


He's going to pay for it in jail. Child Molesters and people who delay air-travel get the prison justice.
 
2007-12-31 11:21:51 PM  
He must've tried that 2 Pickets to Tittsburgh line....
 
2007-12-31 11:40:01 PM  
Hey, but now we all know how serious the feds are about protecting us. 150 fliers know in great detail how seriously they are being protected. Whadda bet about 147 said, "Fly the &*$##@ on!"
 
2007-12-31 11:58:37 PM  
Step 1: Punch the guy in the face

Step 2: Move the guy to a different seat

Step 3: Finish flying wherever the fark you were originally going
 
2008-01-01 12:15:46 AM  
Apparently Ken Jennings was on that flight, three rows back, according to his blog.
 
2008-01-01 01:11:38 AM  
ffmedia.ign.com

Get this motherfukkin' groper off my motherfukkin' plane!!
 
2008-01-01 01:21:49 AM  
It's part of the Pittsburgh Port Authority's plan to boost shopper traffic at the AirMall, which has been in a tailspin since USAirways dropped PIT as a hub. Expect to see much more groping on full planes within 100 miles of Pittsburgh in the near future.

FWIW, if you had to choose an airport to get stuck in, PIT would be a good choice. And it's on the way to almost anywhere east of the Mississippi.
 
2008-01-01 09:44:00 AM  
There's a thin line between flirtage and frottage.
 
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