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(Local6)   Multitasking Flasher masturbates while riding motorcycle in traffic (with mug shot goodness)   (local6.com) divider line 44
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2007-12-31 06:19:14 PM  
Novice. What about playing the tambourine at the same time.
 
2007-12-31 06:32:44 PM  
On one hand, I'm laughing at this idiot. On the other, I'm impressed.

/pun intended
 
2007-12-31 06:39:15 PM  
He must be a lefty.
 
2007-12-31 06:49:58 PM  
Pffft! I did all this once while reading Penthouse Forum and making obscene phone calls on my Bluetooth.

/story was published in Forum the next month
 
2007-12-31 08:45:30 PM  
Somehow I knew it was Brevard County before I ever clicked the link.
 
2007-12-31 08:46:28 PM  
Now THAT'S what I call double clutching.
 
2007-12-31 08:47:36 PM  
I KNEW it was going to be a white dude...
 
2007-12-31 08:48:37 PM  
 
2007-12-31 08:49:01 PM  
WTF is it with Florida? Is there something in the water? I'm trying to sell my house to move down there and I'm afraid I'm going to catch whatever is going around down there. Can you catch dumb? Is it contagious?
 
2007-12-31 08:49:11 PM  
molineskytown: I KNEW it was going to be a white dude...

And I willing to bet he is a total farker too!
 
2007-12-31 08:49:28 PM  
I just don't want to be there when he says, "taa daa".
 
2007-12-31 08:51:49 PM  
Why did I read that as "Ronald Cruex"?
 
2007-12-31 08:52:35 PM  
molineskytown: I KNEW it was going to be a white dude...


I pictured a redneck. *shrugs*
 
2007-12-31 08:53:07 PM  
Dave Matthews goes to great lengths to come up with song material.
www.local6.com
 
2007-12-31 08:53:28 PM  
molineskytown
I KNEW it was going to be a white dude...

Not many descendants of former slaves go by the surname of Truex. They tend towards the names of former presidents. And they lack extended biking skills.
 
2007-12-31 08:54:58 PM  
molineskytown: I KNEW it was going to be a white dude...

He is now.

/eeewwww
 
2007-12-31 08:55:42 PM  
What a wanker.
 
2007-12-31 08:56:06 PM  
yosluggo: molineskytown: I KNEW it was going to be a white dude...

And I am willing to bet he is a total farker too!


Fixed >:(
 
2007-12-31 08:56:47 PM  
Clutch slipped?
 
2007-12-31 08:59:53 PM  
Nice pedo-smile.
 
2007-12-31 09:01:51 PM  
letrole: ...And they lack extended biking skills.

You mean, I'm sure, that they lack skills biking with their extensions.
 
2007-12-31 09:02:28 PM  
idrow: WTF is it with Florida? Is there something in the water? I'm trying to sell my house to move down there and I'm afraid I'm going to catch whatever is going around down there. Can you catch dumb? Is it contagious?


yes.

you catch it off the light of venus refracting off the swamp gas.
 
2007-12-31 09:28:34 PM  
I wonder if he was singing some version of the motorcycle song by Arlo...
/ I wanna show you my pickle, while I ride my motor-cycle...
 
2007-12-31 09:33:34 PM  
Police in Palm Bay said a homeowner noticed Ronald Truex, 39, riding his motorcycle on Nolan Street near his 7-year-old daughter and another 9-year-old girl.

Bah, the OMG the childrens!1!! brigade is out. Name one street in the US of A that doesn't have children living on it. Where is a bike fetisher supposed to wank it nowadays?
 
2007-12-31 09:49:57 PM  
He wouldn't have been on his way to Dulles to catch flight 917 to Seattle, eh? (see follow-on article..)
 
2007-12-31 10:09:18 PM  
His mug shot is nonchalant bordering on bershon. What better way to say "Yeh, I dunnit. Gonna do it again soon's I gets out, too, haw haw haw." And does the guy behind the camera actually ask arrestees to look up and off to the right for some reason? Just so they all have the pfft, like-I-give-a-flying-fark look that plays so well at an arraignment.
 
2007-12-31 10:20:53 PM  
How does he shift?
 
2007-12-31 10:30:58 PM  
Clutch it up?

I had a GXR Girl flash me on the 408 Expressway, sort of; she was in a tube top and was well endowed and a real hottie, she had to keep a hand on the throttle.
/I loved it!
 
2007-12-31 10:32:08 PM  
Yeah, had to be a Harley rider, a softtail to be specific. Biggest bunch of jerkoffs I've ever met.
 
2007-12-31 10:36:29 PM  
Wow, that's not easy to accomplish. Are they should he had his wang out and not just pantomiming it?
 
2007-12-31 10:57:27 PM  
Wax on, Whacks off...
 
2007-12-31 11:08:03 PM  
I've never been so proud to live in Palm Bay!

/rides a motorcycle
//doesn't multitask
///pulls out iPhone to check email at stop lights though
 
2007-12-31 11:23:24 PM  
Is this wrong? I'm going to have to re-think my hobbies
 
2008-01-01 12:13:36 AM  
Salacious Salad: Looks like this guy. (new window)

i watched his britney spears .. umm .. cover, and my life is now complete.
 
2008-01-01 12:43:27 AM  
I bet he wasnt wearing a farking helmet either was he?

God damn farking rubbies.
 
2008-01-01 01:12:54 AM  
He can control his machine with one hand, and wank with the other at the same time.

Hm.

He must have been able to practise his skills somehow. Is there anything the internet can't do?
 
2008-01-01 01:48:11 AM  
Hmph. Another undocumented feature in the latest Flash player.
 
2008-01-01 02:03:02 AM  
I'm very drunk right now, but doesn't he resemble Andrew Dice Clay? Or somebody from the eastern seaboard?

/too drunk to kill kittens myself
//Go ahead and try to tempt me with photos of gorgeous mommy parts
 
2008-01-01 02:36:45 AM  
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heh.
 
2008-01-01 02:42:07 AM  
What else is one supposed to do in Palm Bay?
 
2008-01-01 05:29:14 AM  
mdweezer:
Bluetooth helmet (new window)
 
2008-01-01 12:46:14 PM  
Impressive. I'm lucky if I can downshift.
 
2008-01-01 12:47:42 PM  
Dirtydan: Yeah, had to be a Harley rider, a softtail to be specific. Biggest bunch of jerkoffs I've ever met.

Whatasmatta, pal? Can't afford one?
 
2008-01-01 06:32:56 PM  
ah, so that's the next record that the New Years Eve Evel Knievel clone decided to break
 
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