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2007-12-31 03:01:17 PM
WhatHeSaid: TopOfTheNaughtyList

just copy the HTML code and paste.


WhatHeSaid: mikaloyd

Bathing suit?


Practice what you preach, darlin'
 
2007-12-31 03:01:17 PM
WhatHeSaid: westbound pachyderm

Worst thing you thought was a good idea when you were drunk..what is it?


circa 3rd year college:

"Hey, you gotta come with us after the party! It's Edgar Allen Poe's birthday so we're gonna smoke opium and listen to his poems on these old records!"

*drunken me thinks* Weird + literary + drugs = "Yeah, I'm in."

OMG the hangover...
 
2007-12-31 03:01:27 PM
TopOfTheNaughtyList: OK I'm trying to add a pic, but if I have yet to state the fact that I am a bit drunk... I am...
Wish y'all could just go to my e mail... I managed to e mail it to myself... LOL


Cat-like typing detected... =)
 
2007-12-31 03:01:34 PM
Guilty as charged.
 
2007-12-31 03:04:01 PM
TurtleFat
Man, I just got a 30 pack of Genny Cream Ale for tonight. Why must everyone make fun of us oldschoolers?

/better than PBR I think

They still make that? Ahh, memories.
 
2007-12-31 03:04:45 PM
Drinking is so much fun. Wish the closest bar to work wasn't closed right now.

/oh wait I have beer in my truck.
//0 to drunk in 30 mins
 
2007-12-31 03:06:47 PM
linoleum knife:Pabst is the nectar of the gods.

This.
 
2007-12-31 03:07:28 PM
Woo Hoo I think I got it! Just a sec
 
2007-12-31 03:09:25 PM
Ya'll are amateurs when it comes to shiatty beer...

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2007-12-31 03:09:36 PM
WhatHeSaid: flying_dropkicker-Practice what you preach, darlin'

No tattoos to see here; move along.




i39.photobucket.com
 
2007-12-31 03:11:06 PM
interestingly I couldn't get there, my firewall did this:

Kaspersky Internet Security 7.0

The requested URL http://www.omglists.com/article/51433/7-things-that-only-make-sense-when-youre-d runk/ is forbidden

hmmmmmm, might want to check for malware....
 
2007-12-31 03:11:46 PM
1. Send strange posts to friends
1a. Send strange posts to boss...only to read them for the first time the next day.
1b. Leave voicmail for boss telling him to disregard the email
 
2007-12-31 03:12:04 PM
Car_Ramrod: 9. Sarah

/sober me hates having to deal with her


You must be dating the same Sarah I did when I lived in Champaign. Great taste in music, but one of the most annoying drunk chicks ever.
 
2007-12-31 03:12:27 PM
SubBass49: Ya'll are amateurs when it comes to shiatty beer...

THIS

/Nothing can boost confidence like a Steel Reserve
//Drinks two before every job interview
 
2007-12-31 03:14:31 PM
WhatHeSaid: 17. Flashing your tits to the world.
18. Flasing your ass to the world.


So....

Buy you a drink?
 
2007-12-31 03:14:38 PM
Strangely, "thinking Dave Matthews' music is cool" is not on the list.
 
2007-12-31 03:16:02 PM
im_fkn_kreg: Might as well just drink it on the toilet.

Nah, PBR is not that bad by itself... If you have a sense of adventure, you'll pair it up with two bags of 'Harley Davidson' beef jerkey like this and stick close to a crapper all night for that true PMITA experience.

moike.net
 
2007-12-31 03:16:35 PM
javascript:void(0);

did that work?
 
2007-12-31 03:16:42 PM
TopOfTheNaughtyList

Don't ask for too much help, about 20 farkers are already cruising around in their parents' van waiting for an invite and an address.
 
2007-12-31 03:18:02 PM
im_fkn_kreg: /Nothing can boost confidence like a Steel Reserve
//Drinks two before every job interview


TWO?? Please tell me you're not talkin about the 40oz....lol

shiat...back in college when I was broke I'd scrounge up change from between my seat cushions and come up on the $1.99 for a 40oz. of that alcoholic cat-piss...I'd be good for HOURS at a party...

Just don't drink it slow...

Once it warms up it's like a cat pissing in your mouth...
 
2007-12-31 03:19:23 PM
moike: im_fkn_kreg: Might as well just drink it on the toilet.

Nah, PBR is not that bad by itself... If you have a sense of adventure, you'll pair it up with two bags of 'Harley Davidson' beef jerkey like this and stick close to a crapper all night for that true PMITA experience.


I didn't know PBR sold a five pack...
 
2007-12-31 03:20:55 PM
Show of hands, how many Farkers are still waiting for tat pics?

/raises hand
 
2007-12-31 03:21:26 PM
http://www.slide.com/r/JdAPQwSy5D8NZgPtboc5Ogq4JASTNEgQ

Last try
 
2007-12-31 03:21:43 PM
Spongebob Plaid Pants: Show of hands, how many Farkers are still waiting for tat pics?

/raises hand


//raises hand too!!!!!
 
2007-12-31 03:22:19 PM
Back in the dorms when i had a tv 2 feet away from my bed, i'd frequently pass out at the end of the night while watching adult swim. Here are a few things that only make sense when you're drunk.

i.adultswim.com
images.rottentomatoes.com
homepage.mac.com

I'll also this to the list, even though it wasnt on then. I finally figured it out tho, the premise of the show is that you're flipping around late night cable tv in the late 80s.

farm1.static.flickr.com

/still hate inuyasha though
//hate it enough that i stopped to change the channel durring sex
 
2007-12-31 03:23:16 PM
i7.photobucket.com
 
2007-12-31 03:23:24 PM
WhatHeSaid: westbound pachyderm

Worst thing you thought was a good idea when you were drunk..what is it?


2nd year college, 2 fifths of rum. No hangover, but an appointment with the college residence advisor

/kicked off campus for a night I don't remember
 
2007-12-31 03:23:33 PM
Was thinking you can drive any public transportation vehicle better than the current driver, and you have no pants on, on the list? If not, I have a suggestion.
 
2007-12-31 03:26:22 PM
TopOfTheNaughtyList: http://www.slide.com/r/JdAPQwSy5D8NZgPtboc5Ogq4JASTNEgQ

Oh, Canada! :-)

/Oh, Calcutta?
//Surely not obscure....
 
2007-12-31 03:26:57 PM
TopOfTheNaughtyList: javascript:void(0);



If you actually have that tatooed above your plumbers smile then it isnt just your daughters friends who worship you. I do too.
 
2007-12-31 03:27:41 PM
Spongebob Plaid Pants: I didn't know PBR sold a five pack...

They should...could play 5 card stud that way.

/only real PBR drinkers know what I mean
 
2007-12-31 03:27:59 PM
oops I think I sent y'all to my whole family slide shows as well... Disregard the other photos please
 
2007-12-31 03:28:07 PM
My famous drunk logic story takes place when I was 20 at a friend of a friends party:

1. cute girl writes down phone number on post-it and says, "call me when you leave."

2. After 10 minutes, I try to call but it is too noisy to hear.

3. Went outside but it was too dark to see number.

4. Walked across the street to stand under the street light, but couldn't get reception.

5. Climbed telephone poll to get better reception and be under the light.

6. Got ticket for public intoxication, under age drinking, and got party busted.

7. meet girl a few days later while sober. did not want.
 
2007-12-31 03:28:44 PM
20. Using house paint and a white photo shoot background to imitate the trailer for "Art school Confidential" with a friend.
21. taking pictures.
 
2007-12-31 03:30:14 PM
I agree with people about the picture flip being clever. However, they totally outdid themselves by so effectively linking #7 to #1. It was very nice how they brought everything full circle.

www.omglists.com

/Do people actually drink Coors on purpose?
 
2007-12-31 03:30:40 PM
Spongebob Plaid Pants: Show of hands, how many Farkers are still waiting for tat pics?

/raises hand


too busy clicking refresh to raise hand.
 
2007-12-31 03:30:49 PM
22. shiatting on a moving car from the overpass.

/seemed like a good idea
 
2007-12-31 03:35:00 PM
WhatHeSaid: im_fkn_kreg

What the f*ck! hahaha...


65 - 0 in less than 3 seconds.
 
2007-12-31 03:35:00 PM
TopOfTheNaughtyList: oops I think I sent y'all to my whole family slide shows as well... Disregard the other photos please


Here's the one


img205.imageshack.us

/golf clap
 
2007-12-31 03:36:17 PM
Yep that's it!!
 
2007-12-31 03:37:11 PM
JetpackJesus:

/Do people actually drink Coors on purpose?


in cans no less.
 
2007-12-31 03:37:16 PM
www.thewavemag.comwww.thewavemag.com

Teeuu uh deese'll do ya roight.
 
2007-12-31 03:40:07 PM
The arrows point to the buried treasure...
 
2007-12-31 03:40:59 PM
TopOfTheNaughtyList: oops I think I sent y'all to my whole family slide shows as well... Disregard the other photos please

Saw the pic, thanks.

/determined not to make rude comment or say fap, fap, fap
/oops
 
2007-12-31 03:42:23 PM
TopOfTheNaughtyList: Yep that's it!!

Nice PIX- worth the wait..........
 
2007-12-31 03:45:27 PM
Spongebob Plaid Pants: TopOfTheNaughtyList: oops I think I sent y'all to my whole family slide shows as well... Disregard the other photos please

Saw the pic, thanks.

/determined not to make rude comment or say fap, fap, fap
/oops


You just have to learn how to show appreciation for the finer things in life (Top o' the naughty list's picture for example) in a more appropriate manner. It's the cowboy way.
 
2007-12-31 03:49:33 PM
Like I said... new here what is fap?
 
2007-12-31 03:51:43 PM
TopOfTheNaughtyList: Like I said... new here what is fap?

the sound of one hand clapping
 
2007-12-31 03:52:09 PM
TopOfTheNaughtyList: Like I said... new here what is fap?

Fapping is the reason this thread is dying...the dudes have left their computers and headed for their bunks. I expect comments to commence in about 2 minutes.
 
2007-12-31 03:52:20 PM
know what? don't want to know...
 
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