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(Sports by Brooks)   NBA has Laker Girls, NFL the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders. NHL introduces the 'Ice Girls'   ( divider line 54
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331 clicks; posted to Main » on 16 Oct 2002 at 6:39 PM (12 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-10-16 06:41:52 PM  
1337!!! LOLOLOL!!!!111
2002-10-16 06:43:31 PM  
Somehow I expected them to be more... outstanding since they're on ice and all.
2002-10-16 06:43:41 PM  
Hey, they could fling their shirts at me anytime!
2002-10-16 06:43:47 PM  
My ex, during our breakup, had the ability to turn everything she touched to ice.
2002-10-16 06:44:32 PM  
Otherwise known, collectively, as the Ice Chest
2002-10-16 06:44:36 PM  
Maybe they have tape on their nipples
2002-10-16 06:45:38 PM  
Dear Hockey,
Leave me alone, you are worse than baseball. Love, Dorsia
2002-10-16 06:45:38 PM  
Frigid women everywhere rejoice.
2002-10-16 06:45:38 PM  
If an Isle Girl is riding a zamboni...what does that mean? And in public too??!!
2002-10-16 06:46:51 PM  
I am in favour of this idea.

Go Canucks Go
2002-10-16 06:47:04 PM  
Hmm. Might have to call a penalty on these ladies.

"2 minutes roughing"
2002-10-16 06:48:23 PM  
I wonder if they are missing teeth like the players?
2002-10-16 06:49:31 PM  
Where do they go when they're not on the ice?
2002-10-16 06:51:05 PM  

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2002-10-16 06:51:18 PM  
Mmmmm, brunette, third from the left.

I'd hit it with a hockey stick.
2002-10-16 06:53:03 PM  
I would hit them all! One even has glasses!! I say freeze them in ice so they dont age! YEAH! AND NAKED! OMG LOSLFJOGNID!
2002-10-16 06:53:24 PM  
Sounds like a copy of the MN Gopher's cheerleaders, who were the only ones in the NCAA on skates before the SCSU Huskies and others started doing it as well.
2002-10-16 06:53:35 PM  
The full gallery for anyone who is interested.
2002-10-16 06:55:03 PM  
Please say we're gonna get some in Toronto... that'd be cool 8)

Not that we need them, what with every game sold out and all.
2002-10-16 06:55:23 PM  
they could have called them the Bling-Bling girls :)
2002-10-16 06:55:56 PM  

The sad thing is, I work here in Houston with a few of the Rockets Power Dancers here in my company. They aren't ALL THAT! Too frickin bad...

Waiting for baseball to come out with The Hardball Honeys....
2002-10-16 06:57:14 PM  
They stole that idea from the Hurricanes! The Hurricanes have had on and off ice cheerleaders for a few years now! Posers!
2002-10-16 06:58:08 PM  
Tim655321: Thank you! !!!!
2002-10-16 06:58:54 PM  
They're Nassau Coliseum maintenance personal.
2002-10-16 06:59:37 PM  
Good Lord, I meant "personnel." Wow.
2002-10-16 07:01:41 PM  
The best part about going to a St. Cloud State game though, is hearing the announcer say "And please welcome your St. Cloud State Huskie cheerleaders."
2002-10-16 07:05:25 PM  
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Would U? :D
2002-10-16 07:07:52 PM  
Yeah, thanks.

As if I don't masterbate enough.
2002-10-16 07:08:09 PM  
The Islanders decided to jazz things up a bit this season, instead of the usual pail-and-shovel crew mandated by the NHL's Hockey Operations staff in an effort to maintain good ice quality.

This guy should research his shiat a little better, because the Islanders had these chicks last season as well.
2002-10-16 07:08:49 PM  
MastUrbate... Rememeber.. Masturbate.. as in Mas-TURBO-ate.
2002-10-16 07:09:21 PM  
Yea, they did. This news is uber-old. BLEH! Bad pic too.
2002-10-16 07:28:14 PM  
stupidest. gimmick. ever.

Unlike football and basketball, hockey doesn't need any titillating side attractions. The sport is entertaining all by itself.

I love the fast faceoffs. Games get done in a little over 2 hours now! No more farking around on the ice, timeouts, stupid breaks. It's now a totally cleaner, faster sport than all the other whistle-filled snorefests.
2002-10-16 07:30:55 PM  
2002-10-16 07:33:25 PM  
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Also, I got this pic (NSFW?) when I brought up the article. Too sweet.

2002-10-16 07:33:52 PM  
mmmmmmmmmmmm Hockey Girls, ice cold mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
2002-10-16 07:35:27 PM  
I hope they reprise the roll of Ned Bradon in the last scene of Slap Shot!
2002-10-16 07:35:43 PM  
They keep the ice nice and hard. Very hard.
2002-10-16 07:35:47 PM  
2002-10-16 07:36:47 PM  
It would take titties to get people to go see the Islanders play. You wouldn't need this in hockey towns like Montreal, Boston, Toronto, or Detroit.
2002-10-16 08:02:58 PM  
I have just two words for this idea.

2002-10-16 08:05:04 PM  
Those girls are farking hot.
2002-10-16 08:32:45 PM  
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"Nippley's Believe It Or Not!"
2002-10-16 08:39:02 PM  
Man, those are some heavy-duty bras they're wearing there. Prolly to reduce the nipplin'.

Farking commies!
2002-10-16 08:43:17 PM  
This is one of the greatest ideas ever. Boobies in tight shirts in a cold arena. Hope Ottawa gets a squad.
2002-10-16 09:10:23 PM  
The Hurricanes may have had the idea first, but they still suck because they're not the Whalers anymore.

They need to bring back the Whale.
2002-10-16 09:14:11 PM  
Ho's better stay away from my Sergei.

Kidding, this idea is long overdue, I guess. Anything that draws more attention is a good thing, anyway.

Dasia Worse than baseball???? Is today opposite day?
2002-10-16 09:22:19 PM  
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2002-10-16 10:39:13 PM  
Dude, LCS Hockey wrote about these girls back in February, and the story is much more entertaining...
2002-10-16 10:57:59 PM  
too bad the icelanders still suck... GO RANGERS!
2002-10-16 11:34:09 PM  
icelanders? heh.
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