There is no mention of seat belts anywhere in that article.

/Subby fails

Tucci: There is no mention of seat belts anywhere in that article.

/Subby fails

FTA: The SUV was traveling around 70 mph at impact, and the occupants weren't wearing seat belts, he said.

FAIL

Psychotropic: Tucci: There is no mention of seat belts anywhere in that article.

/Subby fails

FTA: The SUV was traveling around 70 mph at impact, and the occupants weren't wearing seat belts, he said.

FAIL

There's no mud in GA. Only clay.

/which is kinda like mud when wet
//but not

Jesus Christ.

It's like Desperate Housewives colliding with Dukes of Hazzard.

Tonight: on a special episode of Desperate Dukes...or is Hazzard Housewives more appropriate?

They should stop calling them sport utility vehicles and just call them Jacked up mini-vans for snooty soccer moms, also hicks.

Seen fleeing the scene..



(that's britney btw)

What could go wrong? Nothing. Sounds like a big win for the gene pool.

/Laughs when misery befalls SUV drivers.

Too bad the drunken whores couldn't have killed themselves without the kids being hurt but 2 of 3 is not a bad day for Darwin.

FTFA: Investigators believe alcohol, recent rain and reckless driving may have been factors in Friday night's crash of the Ford Bronco, which burned completely, state Trooper J.T. McMillan said.



/Wanted for questioning

some more details here.

http://www.ajc.com/metro/content/metro/stories/2007/12/29/muddeaths_1230.html

"The SUV was traveling around 70 mph at impact"

Women drivers...

To echo what someone else said:

Jesus Christ.

Sam Walton cries.

This was on the news last night. The family strenuously contests the theory that there was drinking involved. To quote one chinless mouth-breathing inbred hick - "They didn't do nothing wrong!"

Another passenger, Tammy Flick-the mother of Zoe-remains in stable condition at Atlanta Medical Center with a broken leg.

At first I was glad she lived so that she could spend a lot of time in prison and the rest of her life knowing that her idiocy killed her kid.

But then I realized that at most she'll get a year in jail, will get over the death of her kid by the time I'm done posting this, and will soon be free to have more offspring.

F*cking humanity.

R.A.Danny: Southerners

Because this type of stuff never happens anywhere else.

Ohio has, quite possibly, the most rednecks I've ever seen in my life.

bigworld2000: some more details here.

http://www.ajc.com/metro/content/metro/stories/2007/12/29/muddeaths_1230.html

You live on Lucy Lane...in Butts County..and the article chronicling your death ends in "muddeaths_1230.html". I don't think this is how you envisioned showing up at St. Peter's brunch this morning.

Steezy: Another passenger, Tammy Flick-the mother of Zoe-remains in stable condition at Atlanta Medical Center with a broken leg.

At first I was glad she lived so that she could spend a lot of time in prison and the rest of her life knowing that her idiocy killed her kid.

But then I realized that at most she'll get a year in jail, will get over the death of her kid by the time I'm done posting this, and will soon be free to have more offspring.

F*cking humanity.

I was thinking the same thing. This biatch will probably blame everyone but herself.

FLMountainMan Agreed. My in-laws exemplify your argument.

/loves me some Big Ten football, though.

Last known photo of the said offroad vehicle, at 7-11 pickin up some Natty Lite.

Ah, just in time for jackass dumbass of the year award. Typical SUV driver who is invincible in their 'beast' of a machine.

Also, Tucci MAJOR TOTAL FARK FAIL

bigworld2000: some more details here.

http://www.ajc.com/metro/content/metro/stories/2007/12/29/muddeaths_1230.html

So they got stuck and their husbands towed them free so they could roar off again. It's FAIL for the whole family (/families).

I've seen in Georgia that license plates have the name of the county on them.

/Butts

Doctor Funkenstein


nice one

Klyde: Too bad the drunken whores couldn't have killed themselves without the kids being hurt but 2 of 3 is not a bad day for Darwin.

You contradicted yourself.

For it to be a Darwin candidate, the kids have to die. In fact, there's no mention of whether these were their only kids. If they have living kids at home then it's ineligible.

Too many people like to throw out references to Darwin without having any clue at all what it actually means. Is this subject just not taught in middle school anymore? Do the people who misuse and abuse it not realize that they themselves would likely make an excellent sacrifice in the name of Darwinism?

Lampmonster:
I was thinking the same thing. This biatch will probably blame everyone but herself.

On the other hand, she was a passenger. For all we know she was the lone voice of reason when the idiot driver said, "Hey, hold my espresso and watch this." What was she going to do, grab her kid and jump at 70 miles an hour? *shrug*

Have you noticed that the only time they feel the need to tell you the type of vehicle that was being driven is when it is a SUV?

theorellior Quote 2007-12-30 12:12:20 PM
But I drive a hybrid, so what do I know?

do you like the smell of your own farts?

Lampmonster: Steezy: Another passenger, Tammy Flick-the mother of Zoe-remains in stable condition at Atlanta Medical Center with a broken leg.

At first I was glad she lived so that she could spend a lot of time in prison and the rest of her life knowing that her idiocy killed her kid.

But then I realized that at most she'll get a year in jail, will get over the death of her kid by the time I'm done posting this, and will soon be free to have more offspring.

F*cking humanity.

I was thinking the same thing. This biatch will probably blame everyone but herself.

Not to defend this person in any way, but why would she be going to jail for being a passenger in a car accident? Not fastening her child's seatbelt? Is that her fault, or the fault of the driver? Serious question...

we're all dead in the end anyway...

I don't mind it when stupid people check themselves out, but with babies I have a problem.

JackjustJack: Have you noticed that the only time they feel the need to tell you the type of vehicle that was being driven is when it is a SUV?

No. I'm sure they would have also mentioned the vehicle type if they had gone muddin' in a minivan. Or a Prius. Or a Mini.

Macular Degenerate: Last known photo of the said offroad vehicle, at 7-11 pickin up some Natty Lite.

It's a clockstar!

It's official. Fark needs a "Georgia" tag, too.

theorellior Quote 2007-12-30 12:22:12 PM
Nothing like home cookin'.

I guess you missed that episode of South Park

"The SUV was traveling around 70 mph at impact"

Actually, it was traveling around 70 mph shortly before impact. And it was a >10 year old Bronco, so I doubt these were soccer moms.

citizen905
This was on the news last night. The family strenuously contests the theory that there was drinking involved. To quote one chinless mouth-breathing inbred hick - "They didn't do nothing wrong!"

I guesss that person isn't able to compute that sober mud-bogging at 70 mph would also be retarded.

Investigators believe alcohol, recent rain and reckless driving may have been factors in Friday night's crash of the Ford Bronco, which burned completely, state Trooper J.T. McMillan said.

No, it is the Ford Bronco's fault.

davezog: Not to defend this person in any way, but why would she be going to jail for being a passenger in a car accident? Not fastening her child's seatbelt? Is that her fault, or the fault of the driver? Serious question...


In NYS, the answer would be both.

1. The driver is responsible for ensuring that the minors required by law to be belted are belted or they receive the citation. Adults that are required by law to be belted are responsible for themselves and receive the citation directly.

2. The parents are responsible for their minor offspring regardless if where they are. Being in somebody else's vehicle doesn't absolve them of their parental duties.

what do you call a southerner with 6 teeth in her head?
the town dentist!

Mudding in a mini....can't get the image out of my mind.

DirtyDeadGhostofEbenezerCooke 2007-12-30 11:27:14 AM
It's like Desperate Housewives colliding with Dukes of Hazzard.

Thanks! that made me laugh! :-)

DirtyDeadGhostofEbenezerCooke: It's like Desperate Housewives colliding with Dukes of Hazzard.

Tonight: on a special episode of Desperate Dukes...or is Hazzard Housewives more appropriate?

Desperate Dukes sounds better.

Yes, yes, a thousand times YES!

The most common last words of a redneck:

Y'all hold my beer and watch this!

Klyde: Too bad the drunken whores couldn't have killed themselves without the kids being hurt but 2 of 3 is not a bad day for Darwin.

Actually, wouldn't their genetic offspring being killed as well be more of a success for "Darwinism" than not?

Uncle-brother-grandpa Josephus Cletus I'm looking at ya.

Oh come on You know that was shiatloads of fun till the truck burnt to the frame and killed people that didn't get thrown clear.

God damn I've done a ton of stupid shiat while drunk, off roading included. Heck more than one time I've sat in the back of a pickup while it hauled ass around in the mud (sick fun if you never have). I mean the stories I have of girls, beer, and trucks I could write a redneck best seller... if they read.
You know what the difference is? I don't take frickin kids seatbelted or not on any of those adventures. What a bunch of morans.

I tell ya what though, girls dig off roadin. ya let a girl drive off road, she will sleep with you. 80% of the time it works every time.

/don't drive drunk on public roads
//don't drive a ford
///wear a seatbelt

LowbrowDeluxe: Lampmonster:
I was thinking the same thing. This biatch will probably blame everyone but herself.

On the other hand, she was a passenger. For all we know she was the lone voice of reason when the idiot driver said, "Hey, hold my espresso and watch this." What was she going to do, grab her kid and jump at 70 miles an hour? *shrug*

These weren't high class espresso drinking chicks, they are from Griffin, the skidmark in the tighty whities of Georgia.

jojostan: what do you call a southerner with 6 teeth in her head?

/snip

the town dentist!



Jeez, what the hell was that thing? I'm not even on my second cup of coffee yet and I was already queasy from the RIAA thread...

/off to vomit

Griffin is about 37 miles south of Atlanta.

-and 100 miles deep into stupid.

NYRBill: theorellior Quote 2007-12-30 12:12:20 PM
But I drive a hybrid, so what do I know?

do you like the smell of your own farts?

EVERYONE, likes the smell of their own farts... Don't they?
/MMmmmm
//MMMMMmmmm
///Honey c'mere a sec?
////OMGWIN

Tourney3p0: Klyde: Too bad the drunken whores couldn't have killed themselves without the kids being hurt but 2 of 3 is not a bad day for Darwin.

You contradicted yourself.

For it to be a Darwin candidate, the kids have to die. In fact, there's no mention of whether these were their only kids. If they have living kids at home then it's ineligible.

Too many people like to throw out references to Darwin without having any clue at all what it actually means. Is this subject just not taught in middle school anymore? Do the people who misuse and abuse it not realize that they themselves would likely make an excellent sacrifice in the name of Darwinism?

This

The driver, in fact, was not darwined as her other son survived and the other child that died could still have siblings because the mother was the other survivor.

/darwin fails

FTFA: Investigators believe alcohol, recent rain and reckless driving may have been factors in Friday night's crash of the Ford Bronco, which burned completely, state Trooper J.T. McMillan said.

That's some fine police work there, lou. er, I mean JT.

Think of the irony. If those folks in Georgia had not had their prayers answered with all that rain..... go figure.

NYRBill: theorellior Quote 2007-12-30 12:22:12 PM
Nothing like home cookin'.

I guess you missed that episode of South Park

I have a huge issue with that episode. There is no scent better than the smell of your own farts. Anyone who says otherwise is a liar whore.

If those two kids that died, didn't die directly from the impact . . . crap, I don't want to think about that.

davezog:

Not to defend this person in any way, but why would she be going to jail for being a passenger in a car accident? Not fastening her child's seatbelt? Is that her fault, or the fault of the driver? Serious question...

Well if you were in the car and the biatch driving started going 70 mph on a dirt road what would you do? Now at the very least I would expect a reasonable person to tell their kid to put on their seatbelt. Personally, I would do whatever it took to get the dumb biatch to stop and then I'd get out with my kid. And if alcohol was involved I shouldn't have to say anything here. She is responsible for the welfare of her child.

Sad, but if you're that stupid, it's a good thing you've eliminated yourself from the gene pool.

Tucci meet Rhotsky. Rhotsky, this is Tucci. I think ya'll enjoy each others company.

If you've ever.......then you might be a redneck biatch.

I fail at rotsky. Sorry about the additional h.

RashGordon18: Tucci meet Rhotsky. Rhotsky, this is Tucci. I think ya'll enjoy each others company.

Who is Rhotsky?

RashGordon18: I fail at rotsky. Sorry about the additional h.

Ah.

absurdistan: FTFA: Investigators believe alcohol, recent rain and reckless driving may have been factors in Friday night's crash of the Ford Bronco, which burned completely, state Trooper J.T. McMillan said.

That's some fine police work there, lou. er, I mean JT.

uh, ever written a newspaper article or for TV news? thats how they say stuff, this keeps the writer/newspaper/tv station free and clear of pointing fingers - they can't if they use the word 'may'. uh huhs!

regarding rednecks, I am in Washington state and thats about as far from Dixie as I can get in the U.S. Hell yes there are rednecks here! I am about 2 hours south of Seattle, so once you hit ANY rural counties, well...thats redneck territory.

Its ok tho', we have Indians (the American kind, not the curry kind) and Messicans so it all balances out. Or not.

And if folks were smart about offroading then they would not take kids, use alcohol or high rates of speed.

/cue Corky dressed as Superman - that pic is so wrong but it makes me laugh.

JackjustJack:
Have you noticed that the only time they feel the need to tell you the type of vehicle that was being driven is when it is a SUV?

Classic liberal media tactics. "Trust us, SUV's are eeeevil! Never mind Al Gore driving around in one, do as we say and not as we do!"

NYRBill: theorellior Quote 2007-12-30 12:12:20 PM
But I drive a hybrid, so what do I know?

do you like the smell of your own farts?

That's a trick question. Everyone does.

macker: Typical SUV driver who is invincible in their 'beast' of a machine.


Well, it was a Bronco. Most typical SUV drivers wouldn't be caught dead in a Bronco and wouldn't ever drive their jacked up minivans offroad. At least these people had the decency to die in a fiery wreck in the mud and away from other vehicles. There probably weren't even any traffic delays other than those which will occur as a result of the funeral processions.

I'd take a thousand rednecks in Broncos going off in the mud to kill themselves over one soccer mom in an Escalade or Hummer talking on the phone while driving in a snowstorm anywhere near me.

/Hey y'all, watch this!
//Hold my beer.

My submission was....ah Fark it

/at least the gene pool is a bit cleaner now

"GRIFFIN, Ga.-A sport utility vehicle speeding down a muddy road slammed into trees and exploded, killing four people..."

That made me LMFAO. Was that an appropriate reaction?

Q) What do you call 4 drunk dead dumbasses in a ditch?
A) A good start.

/Why was this in the Denver Post?

It's the south, people. It's a cultural thing.

Can't really say I'm sad for any of the parties involved. To quote Bill Hicks, "We didn't just lose the cure for cancer here, folks."

/florida
//osmosis

RashGordon18: Tucci meet Rhotsky Rotsky. Rhotsky Rotsky, this is Tucci. I think ya'll enjoy each others company.

FTFY

/pet peeve ...

There is n0 mention of seatbelts, mud, SUV's, or deaths in the article.

/Subby fails

TennesseeTuxedo: Can't really say I'm sad for any of the parties involved. To quote Bill Hicks, "We didn't just lose the cure for cancer here, folks."

A tad too late for him, eh?

I'm shocked, SHOCKED that someone actually took their SUV offroad.

FTA
"Investigators believe alcohol, recent rain and reckless driving may have been factors..."

Yup sounds like mud bogging. People who think this stuff is a good idea should be shot before they could cause any harm.

I mean they wrecked some perfectly good trees.

There is no mention of any article of any sort anywhere on fark. Everyone fails.

OK, so it ended badly. But it must've been really fkn fun up until that point. Drunk, screaming with laughter, bulletproof...
man, those are the good times.

Firstly:




Secondly:

Tucci: There is no mention of seat belts anywhere in that article.

/Subby fails

"The SUV was traveling around 70 mph at impact, and the occupants weren't wearing seat belts, he said."

Tucci=

Anybody else get this ad on the side?



And am I going to a special hell for snickering at it?

/wrapped in luxury is better than wrapped around a tree.
//pimped out escalade coulda handled that muddin'.
///still, again, ashamed of my home state.

Figures....the drought's so bad here you can't wash the mud off your car, so burn the damn thing instead.

/effing drought
//filthy car

XteacherI'd take a thousand rednecks in Broncos going off in the mud to kill themselves over one soccer mom in an Escalade or Hummer talking on the phone while driving in a snowstorm anywhere near me.

I hear that, and I think you have a point and are onto something here.

wait, is the gun rack ok?

So, if we ever have to choose a state to hand over to the terrorists, can we make it Georgia? I think they deserve each other.

Steezy: at most she'll get a year in jail, will get over the death of her kid by the time I'm done posting this, and will soon be free to have more offspring.

You forgot to mention suing the SUV manufacturer, the dump truck driver, every surviving passenger, the families of the dead ones, the two trees, and the gas station where she last filled up.

Funnn truckin', fun truckin'...

/tappin' m'toe remembering that truck ad on tv from yesteryear.
//catchy tune

RashGordon18: Tucci meet Rhotsky. Rhotsky, this is Tucci. I think ya'll enjoy each others company.

did you just do a Rotsky or a Tucci there?

Pull a Tucci, heh.... That's what you get for trying to be FP.

In all fairness, Tucci handled it like a man, bowed his/her head in shame, didn't say a word, accepted it, and posted an apology pic to boot.

I find that honorable and admirable, and forgive him/her. Life goes on (I might be able to recommend a new years resolution though).

Soccer moms feel invincible in urban assault vehicles.

darWIN lolz11!!!1!

dear Son. I'm an idiot. Let me show you how much. Oh, I'm taking your younger brother with me in a burning blaze of glory. Have a nice life. Signed your mother Susanna Guffey

shadowself: Steezy: at most she'll get a year in jail, will get over the death of her kid by the time I'm done posting this, and will soon be free to have more offspring.

You forgot to mention suing the SUV manufacturer, the dump truck driver, every surviving passenger, the families of the dead ones, the two trees, and the gas station where she last filled up.

You can't sue trees. You have to sue the tree-huggers that kept them from being chopped down. Can't hit 'em if they ain't there.

shadowself

Not sure... you just blew my mind.

I did correct myself right after I wrote that.

///does that help at all??

/probably not

Sounds like something that would happen in West Virginia, except, it wouldn't be an SUV, it would be a Truck.

"It's something we do ever now and again, 2 or 3 times a week" -- Jesco White's Sister

/forgot her name dang it. I'll have to get out my Dancing Outlaw Video and drink heavily.

"He blowed it up!!!" --

OMG. Jesco has a myspace page now: http://www.myspace.com/jescorama3000

Benjimin_Dover: You can't sue trees.

Nonsense. It's the United States of America.

justanotherfarkinfarker:

80% of the time it works every time.

Wait..What???

Tucci: There is no mention of seat belts anywhere in that article.

/Subby fails



Next time try Ctrl-F, then type the words you're looking for before making yourself look retarded in the inital post.

Ultimate fail.

And the moral of the tale is: Once you leave tarmac Mr. Gaspedal is no longer your friend.

/70 mph on mud! Stuuupid.

You know...

They're making more 'necks on a fairly regular basis in Ga.

Think of the Bronco :-(

thank god that gene pool has been elminated. all if it.


/sad
//but true

I think we have a new sport here. Lets call it "Baby Nascar" and see if it catches on. Viagra can sponsor.

In an interesting additional detail, the drivers of the dump truck were the baby daddies:


www.ajc.com/metro/content/metro/stories/2007/12/29/muddeaths_1230.html


Apparently, after helping their wives out of the first ditch they'd run into, the men mired their dump truck in the same ditch. The women, cackling gleefully, offered not to help their mates, and instead sped off at 70 mph, crashing almost immediately into the tree (it couldn't have been immediate, you know, because they need a few seconds to get up to that rate of speed).

Good times. Died doing what they loved.

Oh, and I suck at html.

Endzone108: These weren't high class espresso drinking chicks, they are from Griffin, the skidmark in the tighty whities of Georgia.

That last line is close to the "four horsemen of the domestic dispute" beauty from earlier this year.

Love me a good cliche', I do.

In re: TFA, that is sick. It's all fun and games until the children melt.

Atypical Person Reading Fark: Good times. Died doing what they loved.

Barbecuing their toddlers?

Barbecue Bob: Q) What do you call 4 drunk dead dumbasses in a ditch?
A) A good start.

/Why was this in the Denver Post?

Same reason there are articles about the Czech Republic in the China Times....just because!

any parent not smart enough to put a seatbelt on their child is a farktard MORON, TOTAL TARD who is too stupid to live.

Sometimes Darwin likes to get dirty and play in the dirt.

Well Played Darwin, Well Played.

more air for me

Sad that kids died, but good on the moran driving... I bet she was hot, too..


/well she WOULD HAVE been hot when the SUV was burning around her!
//lulz

Benjimin_Dover: davezog: Not to defend this person in any way, but why would she be going to jail for being a passenger in a car accident? Not fastening her child's seatbelt? Is that her fault, or the fault of the driver? Serious question...


In NYS, the answer would be both.

1. The driver is responsible for ensuring that the minors required by law to be belted are belted or they receive the citation. Adults that are required by law to be belted are responsible for themselves and receive the citation directly.

I am wondering if the child perhaps *was* wearing a seat belt, if he got out with just scratches.

From the article: "None of the victims was wearing a seat belt ..."

So the survivors might have been belted in.

3_inch_thrill: It's the south, people. It's a cultural thing.

Sorry, you can only use that when referring to blacks. You'll have to take it up with Michael Vick and Whoopi if you'd like to apply it to other things.

I'm over it.

Wait.. an old Ford Bronco is now an SUV?

Since when?

And did it have a lift kit on it? This is why you never let a 24 yr old girl drive your mud boggin' rig.

Can someone tell me what the hell it was that Rotsky did? A few months back, I saw everyone on Fark mentioning him. Did he do something like fnorgby? I mustve missed that thread.

"Sad" tag?

Where's the, "The future is a better place with less stupid people in it" tag?

Ugh. I am going to go hug my daughter (very gently so she doesn't wake up again), check my car seat, and be glad the most action my 4x4 sees is breaking out of my snowy driveway.

/also, what beanx said

Guffey's four-year-old son, Brody, sustained minor injuries in the Friday night accident and was later released from Sylvan Grove Hospital in nearby Jackson.

Another passenger, Tammy Flick-the mother of Zoe-remains in stable condition at Atlanta Medical Center with a broken leg.


Thanks to the miracles of stem cell research and other advancements in technology Brody and Tammy Flick will be able to make Jethros and Ellie Mays and other "mud-bogging" commandos.

Just stay away from Brody's junk


//some lines lifted from idiocracy

Goodfella
Can someone tell me what the hell it was that Rotsky did? A few months back, I saw everyone on Fark mentioning him. Did he do something like fnorgby? I must've missed that thread.


There was an article on Britney Spears losing her kids. Rotski decided to "correct" a non-existent typo in the headline. About a hundred posts pointing out what a dumbass Rotski is ensued. He handled it way less gracefully than how Tucci did.

So now it's a term for fixing a grammar error that doesn't exist to begin with.

/pet peeve

Personally, I think the survivors should be tried for second degree murder.

/me reads article more carefully

Okay, the 4-year-old who lived probably shouldn't be charged.

On the bright side, this is 4 or 5 less UGA fans.

Bathia_Mapes: I guess you could try suing him, but I don't know what for.

For becoming a projectile and causing some of her injuries?

FLMountainMan
Because this type of stuff never happens anywhere else.
Ohio has, quite possibly, the most rednecks I've ever seen in my life.


o'rly?

I agree with you though, that guy's an idiot.

skilled and responsible drivers do not NEED seat belts.