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(AP)   Woman knocked unconscious after her son scores winning run in baseball game   ( divider line
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2690 clicks; posted to Main » on 01 Aug 2001 at 9:51 AM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-08-01 09:50:51 AM  
This just in: People suck.
2001-08-01 09:54:25 AM  
Good thing they weren't "soccer moms", they might have run over her with the Ford Excursions...

2001-08-01 10:06:44 AM  
At least in the UK we save our hooliganism for the professional leagues...


Something I'm often tempted to scream at people like this is "IT'S JUST A GAME, YOU F*CKING MORONS!", however, I have a greater survival instinct than that.

If you can't deal with watching a sport then your fat arse shouldn't be at the game. Or it should be on the field getting involved in a meaningful and constuctive way.

2001-08-01 10:27:15 AM  
Wow, at first I thought maybe the kid hit a home run that popped her in the head and I was kind of chuckling at that prospect, but this is insane!

Frigging Mormons...
2001-08-01 10:37:00 AM  
i get the feeling the losing team parents felt worse about losing the game than the children did...(sigh)
2001-08-01 10:48:20 AM  
They should tie these morons (mormons?) down and use them for first base for the rest of the season.
2001-08-01 10:59:20 AM  
The parents act more like children then the children do during a game. They should be used as batting practice.
2001-08-01 11:38:00 AM  
RobW: I agree with you that it is just a game, and that these parents should calm the fark down.

Everyone here forgot, though, that most parents are living vicariously through their children. Thus, the attacks.

Either way, one day I want to be a witness to a soccer riot in some European country.

Haha, hooliganism. Funny stuff.

-Mog = [image from too old to be available]
2001-08-01 12:12:37 PM  
Mog I 'borrowed' your GIF for my GF - I hope you dont mind.
2001-08-01 12:12:44 PM  
This sucks ass, but I've seen it worse. When i was in high school a million years ago, our basketball team fans started riots on two separate occasions with derogatory chants aimed at the opposing team.
2001-08-01 12:29:22 PM  
Yeah? Well my mom can beat up your mom, so there.
2001-08-01 12:37:37 PM  
Shades of Owen Meany, eh?
2001-08-01 12:55:12 PM  
Nope, don't mind at all. I don't even know what GF means, so it's cool.

-Mog = [image from too old to be available]
2001-08-01 01:40:40 PM  
If you had a GF, you'd know what one is
2001-08-01 01:43:20 PM  

i think we're ready for one...
2001-08-01 02:00:16 PM  
At one of my highschool basketball games, the fans dropped live chickens from the ceiling and threw eggs at the opposing team. And I'm Canadian.

Immaturity is nothing new...
2001-08-01 02:10:45 PM  
Good.. now is my chance to drag her under the bleaches and plant my seed in her.
2001-08-01 02:31:44 PM  
Way to set a good example for your kids, people.

I will never be a soccer (baseball, football, etc.) mom. Never. You are all my witnesses.
2001-08-01 03:48:33 PM  
"Son scores and knocks up unconscious woman after winning run in baseball game"
2001-08-01 03:51:33 PM  
Rhuaidh you look a lot like mrs cleaver
2001-08-01 04:34:43 PM  
Salt Lake City...HHMMMMMM Utah's at it again!

Maybe the mother who got beat down can go and hire Olden Polynice to whoop the other 2 womens arse!!!!
2001-08-01 05:04:35 PM  
Stanfan -- was that a Fear reference? If so, you're my new best pal.
2001-08-01 05:25:49 PM  
Chilly: And I frequently vacuum in high heels and pearls.

Oh, who am I kidding? I never vacuum.
2001-08-01 07:07:53 PM  
yeah dogbone, i miss punk rock.

"I frequently vacuum in high heels and pearls."
as long as that's ALL you're wearing.
2001-08-01 09:23:36 PM  
A baby stroller!!??! WTF? That's the kind of mom that would probably be like that mom from Texas who wanted her daughter to be on the cheerleading team so bad, she planned to kill one of the other girls on the squad just to get her daughter in there? Way to go moms, and you wonder why we're so farked up. Hmmm..
2001-08-01 09:49:56 PM  
And I thought soccer moms were bad...
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