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(Fark)   Fark's 2007 Headline of the Year contest, Round 4: October through December (details in thread)   ( fark.com) divider line
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2007-12-28 03:26:41 PM  
643 votes:
First 450 people who show up at Cleveland's convention centre this Saturday with a working handgun will get a $100 gas card. The first person to think this through will get $45,000 in gas cards


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2007-12-28 03:24:59 PM  
504 votes:
Tornado strikes Amish community. Hundreds without power


http://www.fark.com/cgi/comments.pl?IDLink=3146613
2007-12-28 03:23:46 PM  
448 votes:
A confused moose thinks he's a cow. Will Rocky find him before he's shipped to the stockyard? Don't miss our next episode: "Milk of Amnesia" or "It's not just an udder day"


http://www.fark.com/cgi/comments.pl?IDLink=3114060
2007-12-28 03:31:23 PM  
447 votes:
Homosexuality can be turned on and off in fruit flies, allowing them to just be flies


http://www.fark.com/cgi/comments.pl?IDLink=3258730
2007-12-28 03:30:39 PM  
440 votes:
You might ask yourself what's going through the mind of a man who walks around a flashing railroad signal while on the phone. If you answer "A locomotive," you'd be right


http://www.fark.com/cgi/comments.pl?IDLink=3250845
2007-12-28 03:24:18 PM  
392 votes:
Vote on West Virginia's state slogan. "What happens in your cousin, stays in your cousin" still not eligible


http://www.fark.com/cgi/comments.pl?IDLink=3116232
2007-12-28 03:27:11 PM  
381 votes:
Man bursts into woman's home, steals nothing but a watch and a hammer. Police say suspect is out there somewhere just killing time


http://www.fark.com/cgi/comments.pl?IDLink=3215744
2007-12-28 03:25:29 PM  
364 votes:
Authorities investigate a mysterious green light that illuminated a passenger plane during takeoff. Confused as to why that particular plane was greenlit, and not a better one


http://www.fark.com/cgi/comments.pl?IDLink=3164483
2007-12-28 03:31:09 PM  
363 votes:
"Teen pleads guilty in pedestrian death." Vows to kill again with more panache


http://www.fark.com/cgi/comments.pl?IDLink=3255646
2007-12-28 03:26:26 PM  
361 votes:
Deaf-mute couple having trouble getting divorced. The paperwork was a cinch but the hearing didn't go so well


http://www.fark.com/cgi/comments.pl?IDLink=3191178
2007-12-28 03:30:08 PM  
343 votes:
Woman shot to death in La Grange. Police still don't know a -- how how how how


http://www.fark.com/cgi/comments.pl?IDLink=3241560
2007-12-28 03:26:58 PM  
317 votes:
Leaders from many faiths get together to discuss the story of Noah. It's not Jews, it's ark


http://www.fark.com/cgi/comments.pl?IDLink=3195727
2007-12-28 03:23:06 PM  
291 votes:
Blind people speak out against the danger of quieter (hybrid) automobiles. Also concerned about rearranged furniture, plungers left in toilets


http://www.fark.com/cgi/comments.pl?IDLink=3108890
2007-12-28 03:28:27 PM  
283 votes:
1. Marry multiple underage women. 2. ??? 3. Prophet


http://www.fark.com/cgi/comments.pl?IDLink=3218351
2007-12-28 03:24:33 PM  
250 votes:
Rare endangered Chinese tiger found. They would have found it earlier but it was crouching next to a hidden dragon


http://www.fark.com/cgi/comments.pl?IDLink=3133295
2007-12-28 03:29:02 PM  
244 votes:
Gatorade inventor Dr. Robert Cade, 80, has died. Remains will be cremated, and then the ashes will be dumped over some coach's head


http://www.fark.com/cgi/comments.pl?IDLink=3230508
2007-12-28 03:24:46 PM  
242 votes:
Newspaper publisher complains that Americans can no longer express themselves without swearing. Can you believe that sh*t?


http://www.fark.com/cgi/comments.pl?IDLink=3143045
2007-12-28 03:23:20 PM  
237 votes:
You know it's a good chili when hazmat teams seal off your street


http://www.fark.com/cgi/comments.pl?IDLink=3108914
2007-12-28 03:26:12 PM  
231 votes:
Instead of wielding swords and muskets, modern pirates rely on Kalashnikov assault rifles and RRRRRRRRRRRRPGs


http://www.fark.com/cgi/comments.pl?IDLink=3180969
2007-12-28 03:29:40 PM  
221 votes:
Powerful earthquake rocks Caribbean; threat warning raised from "Irie, mon" to "Hey mon, what's all dis, den?"


http://www.fark.com/cgi/comments.pl?IDLink=3236412
2007-12-28 03:23:58 PM  
217 votes:
Police shoot and kill a gunman who shot five people in a Louisiana law office, remind the public that lawyer season doesn't open for another three weeks


http://www.fark.com/cgi/comments.pl?IDLink=3114479
2007-12-28 03:30:23 PM  
206 votes:
Anti-whaling vessel renamed Steve Irwin. Will now patrol the seas poking and harassing Japanese whaling vessels until one of them gets pissed off and sticks a harpoon through it


http://www.fark.com/cgi/comments.pl?IDLink=3248104
2007-12-28 03:31:50 PM  
205 votes:
Prayers of 600,000 Oklahoma residents answered, power restored. Except for 14,000 or so. Their prayers just sucked


http://www.fark.com/cgi/comments.pl?IDLink=3281576
2007-12-28 03:32:24 PM  
195 votes:
Footprints in snow lead police from Dunkin' Donuts to robber. And probably back again


http://www.fark.com/cgi/comments.pl?IDLink=3283255
2007-12-28 03:29:54 PM  
194 votes:
City officials in Columbus, OH to use 1,080 gallons of beet juice to de-ice the roads. After saying the name three times, the ice disappears


http://www.fark.com/cgi/comments.pl?IDLink=3239661
2007-12-28 03:25:14 PM  
185 votes:
Fire could burn up last remaining power link to San Diego, plunging city int


http://www.fark.com/cgi/comments.pl?IDLink=3158087
2007-12-28 03:30:57 PM  
175 votes:
Scientists figure out how to destroy planets. Surprisingly, answer is not "put humans on them"


http://www.fark.com/cgi/comments.pl?IDLink=3252500
2007-12-28 03:31:38 PM  
172 votes:
Civic groups say U.S. has poor race record. Suggest spending less money on spoilers and ground effects, and more money on engines and nitrous


http://www.fark.com/cgi/comments.pl?IDLink=3258787
2007-12-28 03:25:41 PM  
164 votes:
Train A leaves Indianapolis for Nashville. Train B leaves Nasvhille for Indianapolis. If they collided in Goodlettsville at 11:15, why aren't the tracks further apart?


http://www.fark.com/cgi/comments.pl?IDLink=3180006
2007-12-28 03:29:23 PM  
129 votes:
Police appeal for help in identifying man who was run over by bus last night. Initial reports suggest he's probably someone's flat-mate


http://www.fark.com/cgi/comments.pl?IDLink=3235033
 
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