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(Fark)   Fark's 2007 Headline of the Year contest, Round 2: April through June (details in thread)   ( divider line
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2007-12-28 12:16:19 PM  
533 votes:
Men would rather die than admit we have had a gay affair. They, I mean. They
2007-12-28 12:23:18 PM  
526 votes:
This story about gas prices says prices are "flirting with $3 a gallon." Where submitter lives they stopped "flirting with $3" months ago and have been giving it big sloppy blowjobs and buttsecks ever since
2007-12-28 12:28:36 PM  
371 votes:
Muhammad Ali receives honorary doctorate from Princeton, shakes own hand
2007-12-28 12:16:04 PM  
322 votes:
Old-school vinyl records are still hanging on to a...still hanging on to a...still hanging on to a...still hanging on to a
2007-12-28 12:29:29 PM  
287 votes:
No Child Left Behind' continues to struggle with the fact that some kids are just stupid. Not yours though
2007-12-28 12:21:12 PM  
261 votes:
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2007-12-28 12:23:54 PM  
253 votes:
Man runs into music store, hits woman repeatedly with piece of wood, runs out without taking anything. Police theorize it was either an unusually stupid robber or an average drummer
2007-12-28 12:24:34 PM  
248 votes:
Hooters finally granted liquor license in spite of city council's view that Hooters does not fit the image of "Big Beaver Corridor"
2007-12-28 12:22:02 PM  
245 votes:
Man with dementia attacks dog with mallet. What the dog was doing with a mallet we'll never know
2007-12-28 12:17:09 PM  
241 votes:
Ric Romero discovers that it's pretty easy to have your identity stolen. You guys should check this article out, it's pretty interesting - Drew
2007-12-28 12:24:11 PM  
203 votes:
Obviously never having so much as glanced at Fark, Georgia company markets dog food made from broccoli
2007-12-28 12:22:38 PM  
203 votes:
A day in the life of an Antarctic scientist. "8-11 a.m. -- look at ice; 12-3 p.m. -- look at ice; 5-8 p.m. -- penguin orgy; 9-11 p.m. -- look at ice"
2007-12-28 12:17:54 PM  
202 votes:
Storm cancels 300 flights. TONIGHT WE DINE IN the crappy airport restaurants
2007-12-28 12:23:40 PM  
200 votes:
Sixth-grader admits to stabbing mother duck and ducklings with pencil. I sure hope the ducks had that insurance... what's it called... you know, the one that pays you cash if you're injured
2007-12-28 12:16:37 PM  
200 votes:
"Antwerp Zoo asks visitors not to stare at the Animals." Which is like going to a strip club for the coffee
2007-12-28 12:16:50 PM  
188 votes:
Wikipedia founder says MySpace will fail, fails to adequately cite his references or sources
2007-12-28 12:27:35 PM  
181 votes:
Fall into brewery vat leaves man injured. Paramedics say that the rescue shouldn't have taken so long, but he kept crawling back in
2007-12-28 12:17:23 PM  
177 votes:
There are 93 million Wangs in the world. World's most powerful country still run by two Dicks
2007-12-28 12:29:47 PM  
170 votes:
If your landlord gives you advice on what angle to face when taking a shower, you might want to investigate that black oval with a red light in your bathroom
2007-12-28 12:22:23 PM  
159 votes:
Goats can give so much more than just milk and sex
2007-12-28 12:18:13 PM  
159 votes:
Man wins $10 million jackpot after separating from his wife, is ordered by the court to split it 50-50 with her anyway. You submitted this with a bitter headline
2007-12-28 12:28:51 PM  
157 votes:
You can take the tiger out of the jungle, but you can't take the 56-year-old man out of the tiger
2007-12-28 12:27:18 PM  
157 votes:
As many as eight inmates stabbed at Baltimore jail during prison fight, or as Cincinnati calls it, "Bengals Tryouts"
2007-12-28 12:22:51 PM  
142 votes:
What do you do if you're a Chilean supermarket cashier and not allowed to take a bathroom break? Depends
2007-12-28 12:17:38 PM  
137 votes:
Usually, when a boy approaching his teens finds himself surrounded by older teenage girls, it isn't the girls who suffer the accidental discharge
2007-12-28 12:28:20 PM  
133 votes:
Chinese stocks take 8.3% fall, erasing $340 billion in market value. EVERYBODY MOO GOO GAI PANIC
2007-12-28 12:23:04 PM  
130 votes:
Nokia-Siemens to ejaculate 9,000 workers
2007-12-28 12:27:50 PM  
122 votes:
FCC to beef up the Emergency Alert System. Had this been an actual headline, you would have been informed of where to go for important information from local officials
2007-12-28 12:29:11 PM  
107 votes:
You know that Fendi bag you bought at the Walmart? Yeah it was a fake. As a general rule don't buy designer handbags at the same place you buy toothpaste and wheelbarrows
2007-12-28 12:26:52 PM  
69 votes:
Chicago Police Dept. has new high-tech helicopter with night vision and a radiation detector. Now, if only they can keep the pilot from landing it in front of a freight train
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